综艺 Novels

Shen Yang participated in a reality show focusing on ordinary people's romance. He diligently tried to pick up girls, but unexpectedly... he got picked up as a girl instead! Shen Yang: I'm straight. Su Han Ying: Get in the car, I'll take you to school. Shen Yang: I really am straight! Su Han Ying: Swipe the card, buy whatever you like. Shen Yang: ...Audience A: Brother Su's driving skills are superb! Shen, get in the car quickly! Audience B: Help! Shen is about to cheat, Brother Su, charge forward! Audience C: Heh, I came here to enjoy handsome guys and pretty girls spreading love and drama, why am I now captivated by a couple of gay guys instead?This is a story of the whole world watching two boys stirring up romance on a love reality show, and the story of a fallen star shining brightly again.

Reconciliation, sweet and refreshing 1v1 CP: In public, a fierce wolf dog; in private, a clingy sweet and rich doggo top x A tough-talking, soft-hearted poor beauty dog trainer bottom 1. Struggling screenwriter Ruan Song and popular actor Ren Qinming had a five-year relationship. When they got together, Ren Qinming was unknown. Once he became famous, they “snapped” broke up. Ren Qinming tried to reconcile but failed, becoming increasingly depressed. His aloof persona grew stronger until one night, after drinking, he couldn’t help but visit Ruan Song’s place, and paparazzi caught them. Then “snap,” their relationship was exposed. The entertainment industry was shaken, and fans went crazy, refusing to believe it. Our brother is a cold-faced king of hell, he doesn’t even glance at beauties, how could he be in love! Who in the world could possibly deserve our brother!!! To prove Ren Qinming was single, fans posted his schedule: 365 days a year, 330 days spent on set. Would you want this blessing? Could you handle it if this was your boyfriend? Ruan Song found it amusing. That’s right, he didn’t want it and couldn’t handle it, so they broke up. 2. Just as Ruan Song was about to clarify passionately on Weibo, an invitation for a top dating show arrived, asking him and Ren Qinming to join and show off their love. Ruan Song scoffed: We’re already broken up, only a lunatic would go. But the moment he saw the show’s payment, the broke and unemployed Ruan Song: “I’m a lunatic, I’ll go.” 3. On the show, as soon as Ruan Song appeared. Fans instantly changed their tune: Wow! A beauty! And the cold-faced king of hell, who supposedly never looks at “beauties”— Ren: Honey, come closer, everyone’s watching. Ren: Honey, smile at me, there’s a camera in this corner too. Ren: Honey, I think you need a kiss. Ruan Song: … Then, Ren Qinming: Honey… your ears are red. Ruan Song gritted his teeth and covered his mouth: I’m! Hot! Fans waved flags frantically: Not hot! Stick together! We want the beauty to stick with him! Ruan Song was speechless: Now you’re not saying no one deserves him? Fans blushed: Teacher Ruan is exaggerating, what Ren Qinming’s fans say has nothing to do with us CP fans! Ruan Song: … Damn, who could’ve thought that joining a dating show for money would turn real and make us famous!

The Federal Star Network's first-ever AO dating show is now airing! The production team boasts a lineup of three alphas and three omegas—all top-tier elites from the upper echelons of the Federation. The audience eagerly anticipates the alpha contestants, who are about to meet their nation's beloved partners, while the omegas haughtily prepare to evaluate the alphas' performance. As for the betas? They're just here for the drama. However, one day before the premiere, the show suddenly announces: a mysterious beta will join as a surprise guest! The alphas are furious! Enraged! Losing it on the Star Network! They condemn this presumptuous beta—especially when rumors spread that the beta is a "lowborn" from the slums. The entire upper-class alpha population descends into madness. Before the show begins, the other six contestants treat this uninvited beta with complete indifference. The alphas sneer: "A beta…? Don’t know, don’t care, doesn’t concern me." The omegas are baffled: "What's this guy thinking? Crashing the show last minute is bad enough, but as a beta? Is he here to be a living example of inequality?" Yet, the beta seems utterly unfazed by their disdain. Smiling like a natural social butterfly, he treats everyone with easygoing familiarity. With his fox-like, upturned eyes, the young man peers at others with a gaze that's both flirtatious and devoted. This boundary-oblivious beta seems born with the ability to charm without crossing the line. Viewers watch in shock as the devilishly handsome beta shamelessly compliments one alpha’s abs, strokes another’s muscular arms, and even squeezes a third alpha’s pecs—wait, wasn’t that supposed to be the legendary Legion Commander?! The audience falls silent. Some double down on denouncing the beta. Others start shipping him with the alphas. And a few are just completely entranced by his beauty. But just when everyone thought this beta’s only targets were the alphas… he turns his attention to the omegas! "Hey! Don’t pinch that omega’s ears! Do you have any idea who that young master is?!" "And you definitely can’t touch this one either—since when is a common beta allowed to casually tilt a royal descendant’s chin?!" "NOT THAT ONE EITHER—!!!" Every alpha in the Federation is on the verge of a meltdown. *** Ren Xilou, codename "Jade," 23, beta, a seemingly ordinary bar owner. In reality, he's a covert investigator from the Tribunal, sent to uncover the secrets of the banned drug "Dawn." "Dawn"—an illegal substance that forcibly transforms alphas into omegas, linked to a sinister plot by the Insectoids. But what no one knows is… it has a similar effect on betas. "He is a beta no one can mark, no one can claim." "..." "..." "What if… he was no longer a beta?"

Third-rate actress Chen Ge finally lands her first job in a year—participating in a low-budget web show produced by an equally obscure team. However, her slightly more famous promotional CP subtly undermines her on-screen while pretending to support her.** **As Chen Ge wavers between quitting outright or enduring the humiliation for the paycheck, her promotional CP is suddenly replaced. The script gets a complete overhaul, and the once-forgotten web show explodes in popularity, frequently trending on social media.** **Not long after, Chen Ge receives an audition invitation for the lead role in a blockbuster film backed by a top-tier production team.** **Chen Ge: !!!** **Her new promotional CP: You're welcome. I’m just your long-admired, lowkey ‘white moonlight’ savior.** **Chen Ge: ???** **Since when did I have a ‘white moonlight’?** **Meanwhile, renowned screenwriter Luo Jingxi, at the desperate pleading of an old friend, joins the same web show as an ordinary participant. Upon arrival, she overhears a heartfelt confession from a minor actress:** **‘...I’ve admired her for years. No one could ever replace Luo Jingxi in my heart.’** **Only much later does Luo realize—the confession that stirred her cold heart was, in fact, wildly misinterpreted.**

Before being tricked into transmigrating into a parallel world as a contestant on a male idol survival show, Lai Yudong was a zero-skill college student with no singing or dancing experience. He assumed his mission was simply to miraculously survive until the finals and debut, but the moment he opened his eyes at the initial ranking stage, he realized the severity of the situation— "Next up, contestant from LYD Entertainment, Miura Yūki." Lai Yudong: "..." Oh hell no, he doesn’t even speak Japanese! *** The troll system provided a live comment feature. Lai Yudong occasionally scrolled through the comments, often baffled by this audience’s logic. Initial ranking— [*Wow! Ice-cold tough guy!*] [*This dude’s aura screams ‘final boss’! He must be OP!*] Lai Yudong: Stop spreading misinformation. Interacting with others— [*OMG why’s he so hesitant to talk? Is his ‘tough guy’ act just a facade?? LMAO*] [*Kinda relatable, fellow socially awkward bean*] Lai Yudong: I am foreigner. Performance stage— [*Since when can robots audition for survival shows?*] [*Petition to gift this visual king limbs that match his face*] Lai Yudong: Sowwy, tried my best. Rank announcement— [*He’s crying! HE’S CRYING!!*] [*No one can resist a faux-icy, socially-awkward sweetheart! NO ONE!*] Lai Yudong: ... (exits comment section) He’s neither terminally shy nor some cold-faced overlord! He’s just a noob forcibly rendered mute by language barriers! (self-destruct.jpg) *** [**Lai Yudong’s Survival Show Chronicles**] #DidLaiYudongSlipUpToday #DidLaiYudongGetEliminatedToday #DidLaiYudongTameHisLimbsToday #DidLaiYudongShakeOnStageAgainToday #DidLaiYudongCryDuringRankingsToday #DidLaiYudongScrapeIntoTheDebutLineToday …… ………… #DidMiuraYūkiDebutToday Lai Yudong: Hold up—I wasn’t the foreign trainee all along!?

Jiang Lechen—the most pig-slaughtering idol, and the most dance-singing veterinarian. As a minor idol in a training-style boy band, Jiang feels less like he’s chasing dreams in the entertainment industry and more like enduring military drills. From Monday to Friday, he struggles through 8 AM university classes, fighting tooth and nail for attendance and GPA. After class, he rushes to the company for dance, vocal, and acting lessons. Weekends are spent in the dorm, waiting for elusive stage opportunities. He considers himself a part-time idol—others might sacrifice their lives for the stage, but he just wants to scrape by on the 2,000-yuan base salary. Friends advise him: "The contract termination fee isn’t high—if it’s too much, just quit and go back to being a normal person!" Jiang Lechen: "No! I think I can struggle a bit longer. The temple monk said I’m destined to blow up!" Who knew those words would come true? Jiang Lechen… actually blew up! But after becoming famous, why are domineering CEOs, top-tier seniors, aloof roommates, fellow band juniors, and renowned directors (cast in alphabetical order by pinyin)… all trying to invite him for a late-night "fluorescent script-reading" session? —————————— "If you like summer evenings, lounging in flip-flops at the alley’s entrance, watching the rush of commuters fade into twilight; If you like strategizing for chess-playing uncles in the park, greeting every passing pup with earnest delight; If you like grabbing an orange soda from a corner shop’s fridge, chugging it down in one go, then burping citrus into the night… …Then you’ll *love* Jiang Lechen."

Check out a pre-order from the same series; still female-to-male transmigration + idols, “Female-to-Male Transmigration: My Best Friend and I Transmigrate Together, Building Our Following by Playing Gay” — [Because the whole text has been heavily revised, many paragraph comments no longer match, so they have been turned off for now] [Warning before reading: the core trope is female-to-male transmigration; this is not an ensemble cast. Except for the protagonist, everyone else is just a foil. The author has zero affection for the others, so they are portrayed quite flatly. The protagonist’s characterization is “learns anything very quickly, and mindlessly panders to fans.” The plot is floaty and purely爽; the writing is average. It is a straightforward, feel-good power fantasy and can be read as an idol-style self-insert fantasy.] — When Yue Zhaolin woke up, his sex had changed. A talent scout asked him whether he wanted to enter the entertainment industry and join a survival show, saying he would definitely become popular. Yue Zhaolin shook his head. “I can’t sing, and I can’t dance.” The talent scout reasoned with him: “With a face like yours, the fastest way to make money is to become a star.” Yue Zhaolin still couldn’t imagine living and eating together with a hundred men. “Sorry.” “As long as you can hang on until the later stages, you don’t even have to debut. You can take the script of the sacrificial favored contestant and get eliminated afterward. The appearance fee is 500,000, after tax.” Yue Zhaolin: “…” Then again, who could refuse money? “Deal.” —— On his first appearance, Yue Zhaolin went viral on social media; At his first offline event, Yue Zhaolin was so good-looking that he didn’t seem to be from the same world as his teammates. The netizens’ extreme comparisons and put-downs only brought him even more massive attention. Yue Zhaolin didn’t care. When he saw the girls holding up light signs, his heart grew hot, and he only wanted to repay that burning love. —— The production team suddenly discovered that this sacrificial favored contestant seemed… very hard to sacrifice in any natural way? An idol appearance chosen by heaven, stage performance skills so strong he could literally make teammates disappear, ultimate fan-service prowess, a CP magnet that stirred up storms of blood and fire, a bundle of heat that drove antis, fans, and passersby alike crazy over just one sentence or one gesture… If they really sacrificed him… Wouldn’t the show be doomed?! [Warnings: 1. The protagonist starts out for money, not for a dream. It’s the fans who move him, and only then does he become career-minded (please enter with caution if this bothers you). There is no CP in this story, and he won’t develop feelings for anyone. No romance; the survival show plot is the main focus. 2. The survival-show format is based on a combination of foreign 101-series shows and domestic survival shows, with some original settings. It can be read as an alternate universe. 3. There are a lot of forum-style sections in this story, equivalent to live discussion threads while the show is airing, with everyone watching together. The main live-thread chapters will be marked as extras for easier purchasing. 4. Brainless power fantasies need a place to store your brain, so I’ll leave one here—]

Seven years ago, Xu Mengyu lost a game and was forced to confess to his crush. He ran up to He Sili, shoved a love letter into his hands, and even planted a kiss on him. Rumor had it, the other guy was so scared he became homophobic and transferred schools. Seven years later, Xu Mengyu joined a dating show. Before filming began, he had an epiphany— Turns out, he was the universally despised character in an entertainment industry group-pampering novel. The dating show he was about to join marked the beginning of the main couple's epic love story, while he was the vicious homewrecker who’d eventually be cyberbullied into jumping off a building. Xu Mengyu post-epiphany: *Might as well slack off!* On the first day of filming, he trended. #XuMengyu's Dating Show Performance Is All of Us in Blind Dates—Chaotic Replies Only# #XuMengyu HeSili Locking Eyes For an Eternity# #XuMengyu and HeSili Assigned the Same Room# Xu Mengyu never expected to see He Sili again in his lifetime—let alone on a dating show. *Help, this is so embarrassing! There’s no way he recognizes me, right?* In the original story, He Sili was indeed straight—the unattainable white moon that the main shou desperately tried but failed to turn gay. Knowing this, Xu Mengyu kept his distance—when He Sili showered, he went out for a walk; when He Sili went on dates, he made himself scarce. On mutual-selection day, Xu Mengyu knew He Sili wouldn’t pick him, so he secretly chose him instead. He was ready to wrap things up early—until the host announced: "Congratulations to Xu Mengyu and He Sili for successfully matching! Please enjoy your sweet date tomorrow." "?????????" * He Sili—the most popular male guest on *Love Season 5*, irresistible to all, drowning in love letters, with admirers lined up all the way to Paris. But he had a secret: he was sick. Doctor: "What’s the issue?" "Homophobia." "Cause?" "Got kissed by a guy. Kept dreaming about him." "Tried exposure therapy?" "Tried. Kissed. But… got addicted instead." "Check into the hospital." "…Huh?" "You’re incurable." * Xu Mengyu slacked off all the way—yet somehow became wildly popular. The whole internet shipped him with He Sili, and endorsement offers flooded in. Forced to clarify, he went live: "He Sili is straight!" Then everyone watched as the so-called "straight" man walked over, wrapped an arm around his waist, and murmured *"Wifey"* in a lovesick tone. **[……Yeah. Straight.]** Later, during a show interview, someone asked He Sili: "What’s your most unforgettable confession experience?" "A junior stole my first kiss—and turned me gay."

Lin Fengming and Yan Yun married young—one a taciturn university professor, cold as the distant moon; the other a world-famous superstar with a face and acting skills so perfect he could afford to scowl at everyone. In bed, they were perfectly matched, but off it, they fought like cats and dogs, their arguments loud enough to tear the roof down. Yet their friends all insisted they were a match made in heaven. Upon hearing this, they scoffed in unison: “Match made in heaven? Him and me?” As if determined to rip that label off, they skipped a wedding when they married but made sure the whole world knew when they divorced—both practically pinned their divorce certificates to their social media profiles. Yet none of their friends took it seriously: “Oh, really divorced? I’ll bet 100 bucks they remarry within a year.” “Too conservative—six months, tops.” “Marriage is the grave of love, so you two are planning a resurrection, huh? Honestly, I’m emotional.” “I’d sooner believe I’m Qin Shi Huang than believe they’re really done.” “If they remarry, does it count as a second marriage? Do we have to give wedding gifts again?” In reality, the night after the divorce, neither could sleep. When they met again, it was on an eerie, mystery-themed marriage variety show. The show featured four couples, only one of whom had already divorced. Lin Fengming and Yan Yun’s mission? Pretend to be the real deal—no audience suspicions allowed. Before the show aired, both claimed they’d just coast through it. Netizens chimed in: “After all these years of marriage, Yan never even posted his wife—must be plain-looking.” “Doubt the feelings are real either. Total plastic couple.” “Ugh, fake sugar is worse than real—who wants to watch this?” But once the show aired— The famously hot-tempered, no-nonsense superstar Yan Yun could flawlessly recite his partner’s birthday, hobbies, publications… even the last time they’d said “I love you.” Meanwhile, the supposedly aloof Professor Lin, normally poised when sober, would drunkenly mumble in complaint: “Yan Yun… it’s been so long since you kissed me.” Netizens collectively lost it: “If these two ain’t real, I’ll eat durian in a handstand.” “YAN YUN, WHY AREN’T YOU KISSING HIM RIGHT NOW?? WHYYYY??” “They’ve fucked at least a hundred times—bet my keyboard on it.” Yet when the finale aired, the hosts announced: “Bad news, folks—the couple who’ve already divorced is… Lin Fengming and Yan Yun.” After a few seconds of stunned silence, the internet erupted in a single syllable: “WHAT?” Before the meltdown reached its peak, another post trended: **Yan Yun V: [Photo] Anyone eyeing Professor Lin can take a cold shower.** The photo showed two marriage certificates and two hands, entwined and wearing matching diamond rings. The internet exploded.

Here's the English translation of the novel synopsis without any additional words or characters: --- Serialized Column "Transmigrated into the Villain's Biological Egg" – Please Collect =3= ◆ [This work is completed! Multiple revisions made, official version only on JJWXC] Waking up, Xi Ling finds himself transmigrated as the malicious cannon fodder in a novel—married with a child. His wealthy husband was forced into marriage through coercion, and after two years of never returning home, a variety show call reveals he’s long been blocked, humiliating Xi Ling publicly. His in-laws despise him, and the vast estate houses only an unidentified three-year-old stepchild. The hollow marriage starkly contrasts his past boasts, worsening his already notorious reputation and driving him to abuse the child viciously, warping the boy into a ruthless villain who later kills him first… Wait, what?! Xi Ling’s mind fixates on: "Luxury manor to live in, unlimited black card to spend, absentee husband ATM…" —He wouldn’t dare dream something this good!!! * The original host tried redeeming himself via a parenting show but crashed and burned before filming. Everyone mocked him, waiting for his downfall. Xi Ling, busy rolling in money, quits outright. The shady producer threatens 10x penalty fees. Xi Ling gapes: "10x???" "—Who do you think you’re offending?! My— *ahem* hubby can’t spare this petty cash?!" Later, he joins the show anyway. Unlike other suffering families, Xi Ling and his崽live lavishly. Not for lacking funds, but to prove via livestream he’s not the abuser from before. After all, post-husband’s death, he’ll rely on this cheap son—gotta nurture the ATM young! * Huo Xingmian is a genius崽. His nominal father ignores him; his stepfather abuses him daily. Even as a prodigy, his three-year-old body limits him to silent endurance. Until one day, the cruel stepfather changes… Before: Only cooking food he hates, calling it "balanced diet" but really torment. Now: "Cilantro, carrots, bell peppers—get out of China! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻" 崽: "?" Before: Forced all-night study sessions, banned from gadgets to block complaints. Now: Hands him a phone with "bedtime stories" autoplaying— *"Meet this崽named Xiao Shuai, a 3.5yo top hacker earning millions…"* 崽: "…" Meeting his estranged husband Huo Siyi, Xi Ling feigns affection to maintain status quo: "Awei, I missed you so much!" 崽’s pupils quake—Doesn’t he know Dad’s name is pronounced "Yī"?! Huo Siyi’s cold gaze pauses. Well played—going this far to get his attention. * Secretary: "Sir, your wife和小少爷ran away three minutes ago." Husband: "Did he apologize?" Secretary: "No. He spent on 10 virtual stepdaddies for小少爷, chanting ‘Awei’s dead, yum yum—’" ◤Notes◢ 1. The崽is adopted; protags are 365° chaste first-love, happy family HE~ 2. My apologies to cilantro/carrots/bell peppers. Fictional disdain ≠ author’s view. Tolerance plz. 3. A wildfire burned my brain cells. Old ideas turned to ashes… *kneels* (BANG!) To previous readers: dislike new plot? Unsubscribe plz (BANG!). Wishing you wealth (BANG BANG BANG!!!) ◆ [8 completed lighthearted甜爽works in column: "Parenting Show with Dragon-Phoenix崽Boomed", "Social Anxiety Substitute Marriage", "Targeted by Tragic Beauty CEO"... Come read~] ◆ Latest serial: "The Child from My Rival’s Future" Top-class rivals: cold #1 genius Lu Shishen vs. delinquent Jiang Zhiye (school’s last-place, two-buildings-donor). Since childhood, every mention of "perfect Lu" earned Jiang parental beatings. Plus, every girl he liked fell for Lu, making Lu his sworn enemy. Until Jiang meets a boy who looks just like him. The kid cries, calling him "Dad". Jiang touches his family’s trademark face: "Old Jiang’s love child, huh?!" Soon, the "brother" hugs Lu, shouting "Daddy!" Jiang: ??? Jiang punches Lu: "Making my bro call you Dad? Nerds are vile!" Lu: "…" Post-DNA test, Jiang collapses— How does an 18yo have a 7yo son?! And why is it… his and Lu’s?! Beneath Lu’s icy calm lies equal shock… and quiet relief. * Later, Jiang finds the kid mirrors his school struggles—bottom of elementary class. Worse, future-him boasted about being a straight-A student… Ego forces Jiang to cram Olympiad math. One night, Jiang sneaks into Lu’s room post-bedtime. Lu blocks him, silent. Finally, blushing hard, Jiang kisses Lu’s cheek *smack*: "Happy?!" Lu’s eyes lower: "That’s hush money. Where’s my tutoring fee?" --- (Note: ◆ = original bullet symbol preserved; "崽" = untranslated term for "kid/child" common in Chinese web novels; idioms/localized expressions adapted creatively.)

Lin Can is an honest, slow-moving man who knows the tragic fate of the character he's inhabiting but never considers taking shortcuts to please anyone. Even when his wife, who wants a divorce, turns out to be Ran Yang—one of the story's protagonists—he quietly accepts it and silently works to change. Outraged fans: Fine, you’re honest! We’ll let you off this time! —— Months later, the topic of popular male star Ran Yang and her ex-husband appearing together on a dating show explodes across social media. Fans who expected the ex-husband to crash and burn in a fiery pursuit of love watch the livestream—only to regret it terribly afterward. Wait! Nobody said Ex-Hubby had the face of a manga character! With looks like that, why were you so *boringly* honest?! —— Q: Is it too late to win Ex-Hubby back now? A: You’d better ask if a certain big shot—currently clinging to him—would even allow it. —— Qi Yuan has taken a liking to a man. Bad news: He’s married. Good news: He’s about to get divorced! Even better news: His ex-wife works for Qi Yuan’s family company! Qi Yuan grins triumphantly: *Your husband’s fine, but soon he’ll be mine.* Goodbye, tasteless fool! —— Honest top × Ruthlessly scheming bottom One wants a peaceful life, the other flaunts their love for the whole world to see. —— Upcoming: *Homophobic Straight Man, Expert Matchmaker* Lin Han is drop-dead gorgeous but has the worst attitude—the only reason he hasn’t been beaten to death by twenty is sheer good looks. After transmigrating into a novel, he pisses off the system explaining his mission within three minutes. All he knows is that he’s a cannon fodder tasked with matchmaking two men to survive. Lin Han, who spends 25 hours a day hating on gays: *Fuck this!* He’d rather die. * Yet cannon fodders have it rough—everyone bullies him mercilessly. After enduring endless frustration, the disgruntled young master storms into the male lead’s dorm and drags him out. Lin Han: *You! Kiss him!* Male Lead: ??? Cowering in the corner, the other male lead: *Whimpering…* * Despite forcing kiss after kiss, Lin Han remains stuck with no way back. He snaps: *Stupid fucking system!* The male leads—who’ve only just met—protest: *Feelings take time to develop!* Grumbling loudly, Lin Han reluctantly agrees to give them space—but insists on micromanaging their dates for efficiency. Though reluctant, the male leads cave under Lin Han’s terrifying glare. * The chronically homophobic Lin Han grimaces through arranging their dates, aiming for marriage within two months so he can leave the day they get their license. But could a certain guy—claiming to adore the male lead—stop getting in his way?! —— Wen Jin has never met someone like this—a face that weakens knees paired with a venomous tongue that flares tempers instantly. Born into privilege, he avoids pointless hardships, yet one glance at that face has him utterly bewitched. But Lin Han’s deep-seated homophobia radiates disgust whenever Wen Jin approaches. When Wen Jin discovers his WeChat nickname—“*Fucking Gay*”—he’s equal parts furious and amused. Perfect. He *loves* a challenge. PS: The lead isn’t refined, and the love interest is no saint—both are terrible people. Proceed with caution. Homophobia leads to... [well, you know].

The World Is So Big, Let Me Show You Around! The popular backpacking reality show *The World Is So Big* is now airing, starring none other than A-list actress Yu Naixin! But who is Ning Tang, the rookie paired with the goddess? A singer? Never heard of her. Fans drooling over their screens soon notice an inexplicable chemistry between the award-winning actress and the little-known singer—every frame looks like honeymoon photos. The singer’s Weibo followers explode overnight, with tens of thousands flooding her comments daily: “Did Milky Tang CP serve us sweetness today?” Reporter: *Do you think your sudden rise to fame is due to the show or your new song?* Ning Tang: *Yu Naixin.* Reporter: *...Let’s talk about your new song instead. Rumor has it this song was written for someone special?* Ning Tang: *For Yu Naixin.* Reporter: *...Why does even an interview shovel dog food into my mouth?!* Yu Naixin: *Good answers. Extra drumstick in your lunchbox today.*

The World Is So Big, Let Me Show You Around! The popular backpacking reality show *The World Is So Big* is now airing, starring none other than A-list actress Yu Naixin! But who is Ning Tang, the rookie paired with the goddess? A singer? Never heard of her. Fans drooling over their screens soon notice an inexplicable chemistry between the award-winning actress and the little-known singer—every frame looks like honeymoon photos. The singer’s Weibo followers explode overnight, with tens of thousands flooding her comments daily: “Did Milky Tang CP serve us sweetness today?” Reporter: *Do you think your sudden rise to fame is due to the show or your new song?* Ning Tang: *Yu Naixin.* Reporter: *...Let’s talk about your new song instead. Rumor has it this song was written for someone special?* Ning Tang: *For Yu Naixin.* Reporter: *...Why does even an interview shovel dog food into my mouth?!* Yu Naixin: *Good answers. Extra drumstick in your lunchbox today.*

Meng Qingmu became a renowned director at a young age, winning countless international awards. Yet, he never appeared in public, leading fans to assume he was aloof and arrogant. In reality, he was just a socially anxious introvert who hated speaking and leaving his house. By chance, he joined a reality show. On camera, he appeared cold and dismissive toward the guests, coming off as haughty. Everyone labeled him as low-EQ, a talentless clout-chaser, even betting on how soon he’d be canceled. But as the show aired, the audience gradually changed their minds. His casual photos looked like cinematic masterpieces; His skills—archery, cooking, you name it—were max-level boyfriend material. And most heart-melting of all? Beneath that icy exterior was an absolute sweetheart! Scared? He’d cling to his partner’s sleeve and hide behind them. Upset? He’d puff up his cheeks and sulk. He always carried little trinkets to hand out when needed, then waited eagerly for praise... Viewers became converts: *It’s okay if our baby has no works yet—he’ll make a hit someday!* Then, in the finale, Meng Qingmu’s identity was revealed. Netizens: *THIS is who you called "talentless"???* ... Gu Ling had always despised fame-seekers who clung to him for clout. Yet, in his long-awaited variety show return, he kept gravitating toward a no-name director—even feeding CP fans candy himself. Fans initially: *What are you DOING?! Blink twice if you’re being held hostage!* After getting hooked: *Damn, your taste is impeccable!* Later, netizens uncovered the truth: the two had been together for years. Their "love at first sight"? Actually an old married couple. Netizens: *Ugh, getting paid to date?! EVEN BETTER.*

New release "Villainess Plays Mom, No Tiger Parenting Here": A hilarious transmigration娱乐圈 novel. A laid-back imperial concubine, carefree parenting, no romance, all about making money, and gloriously unhinged. Fully stocked, dive in now! As a government office drone, Wei Sheng just wanted to enjoy a free trip on this fading variety show and earn some extra cash. Then, somehow, the show morphed into a nationwide hit promoting rural poverty alleviation. Soon after, unsold farm products from all over the country came knocking, crashing the hotline. ----- Behold the daily antics of 娱乐圈's wild poverty-alleviation ambassador ----- Wei Sheng:* "Check out this famous high-mountain green tea from *County..." Audience:* "Host, how much for the bamboo tea can? Link it now!" Wei Sheng:* "Today we’re featuring handmade bamboo crafts by local villagers..." Audience:* "Hurry! Put those potato chips sun-drying on that bamboo tray in the cart!" Wei Sheng:* "This episode’s highlight is..." Audience:* "Shhh! Drop the link! We want those pickled melon rinds you ate at lunch!" Wei Sheng:* "..." Rage quit! Why do you always want stuff that’s *not* the featured products? Audience:* "Blame the locals—their homemade snacks are just too good!" Gradually, fans realized tuning in every Saturday to watch Wei Sheng hawk goods in some remote village had become an addictive, unbreakable habit. So, show team, stop slacking! Speed it up—switch from weekly to daily updates, thanks! Alternate titles: *"娱乐圈's Wild Poverty-Alleviation Ambassador"*, *"My Years of扶贫助农 in 娱乐圈"* Heads-up: 1. Crack fic, no real-world parallels—don’t overthink it. 2. Zero romance, pure career grind. MC flies solo. Check out the author’s other laugh-riot hits → Completed sidesplitter: *"After Graduation, I Went Home to Raise Bees"*. Completed gut-buster: *"After Graduation, I Went Home to Raise Pigs"*. Upcoming unorthodox扶贫 fic: *"Laid Off, I Inherited 100,000 Mountains"*. *(Note: Terms like "扶贫" (poverty alleviation) and "小黄车" (e-commerce cart) are localized for context while keeping the humor intact.)*

When eighteen-line actor Cheng Jiu found out he’d been bundled off to participate in a male idol survival show, his heart sank. Especially after hearing that the team leader assigned to him was sharp-tongued, strict, and hard to get along with—Cheng Jiu trembled in fear. Cheng Jiu: ...Life’s tough, forced to hustle. He thought he’d just be a filler contestant, eliminated in the first round after getting some screen time. Unexpectedly, his initial evaluation performance went viral, and he became a miracle dark horse, rapidly gaining fans. With that came doubts about his skills. Yi Xiao, the team’s all-rounder ace, inevitably ended up in countless duo comparison clips with him. Cheng Jiu’s toxic fans: Please stop this flop蹭 the popularity of actual debut contenders. Yi Xiao’s toxic fans: Please stop this trash from leeching off the all-round ace. Only the CP fans stood apart: Thanks for editing them together! They’re so perfect for each other! KSWL KSWL, YiYan JiuDing is REAL! During an interview, a reporter asked Yi Xiao about the fan wars between the two sides. "It’s fine," Yi Xiao chuckled. "The *real* people fight all the time too." "Only difference is, the fans argue online, while we do it… *elsewhere*." Reporter: "..." Reporter: "???" — He is the center of attention, the light among a hundred, and also my personal spotlight. He is the roar of the crowd, surrounded by admirers, and also my only dream. — **Tsundere, tough-talking puppy leader (top) x Born-to-be-an-idol sweet visual member (bottom)** *Younger top, older bottom.* — **Heads-up: Trigger Warnings** - Author loves memes, so there are nods to real-life survival shows. - Side CPs. Minor cross-dressing trope. - The top ends up as the center. If any of this bothers you, skip this story. Mutual respect, thanks. The competition format is inspired by various domestic 101-style shows. No real-life references—no name-dropping, or comments will be deleted. **No plagiarism.** —

Lu Aotian only realized after death that he was destined to be a tragically doomed villain protagonist. After retiring from the Fast Transmigration Bureau, he chose to return and wreak havoc. But the timeline went haywire, and he was transported to before his birth. Lu Aotian smirked coldly: "Hah, a mere mishap is nothing to fear." The parenting show interviewer twitched their lips: "Uh... Little Lu Aoaokin... anything else you’d like to say to your temporary dad?" Lu Aotian: ? He looked down at his stubby toddler body and fell silent. * Ji Nuo was a minor celebrity drowning in scandals. By chance, his "romance" with a top actor was exposed, netting him a cp-promotion contract. After their official announcement, they joined the parenting show to capitalize on the hype. The actor was too busy, so the show paired Ji Nuo with a child who resembled the actor to preheat their cp. But right before filming, Ji Nuo received a "terminal illness" diagnosis. He flopped onto the couch: "I’m dying, and you want me to babysit? No way. And playing along with the actor’s PR stunt? Forget it." He quit the industry on the spot, vanishing cleanly. Then his cheap son logged in—and Ji Nuo was stunned. The porcelain-doll toddler wasn’t just a mini-version of the actor but also shared Ji Nuo’s peach-blossom eyes and dimples. They looked so much alike, people would believe they’d defied biology to have a kid together. Ji Nuo wanted to drag the kid into his lazy lifestyle, but this child— "A mere cold wants me to take medicine? Impossible!" "Throwing a competition? Dream on! I was born to be first." ... During a desert island challenge, a brat bragged: "My uncle’s a special forces soldier! Beg me if you want fish!" The kid smirked, dove into the river, and caught eight fish barehanded. Ji Nuo: ... Others: Scripted, right??? At first, netizens demanded the father-son duo leave the show: [Trying to leech off Mr. Han’s fame?] [No to scripted nepo babies!!] But as the show aired, they exploded in popularity: [Wow, even scripts wouldn’t dare this. I wanna be Ji Nuo and get carried by the kid.] [The baby’s amazing, Nuo’s gorgeous—I’m crashing this family! Mr. Han, duel me!] [My sugar addiction’s fed QAQ More seasons of this family!!!] * Later, the kid decided Ji Nuo was trustworthy and ordered like an emperor: "My dad is the future richest man, Lu Hancheng. Take me to him, and I’ll give you 50 million." Ji Nuo stared at the four-year-old who spoke like he’d had a decade-long stroke and weakly smiled: "Pretty sure no one named Lu Hancheng exists." Soon, the actor was exposed as a top-tier heir—real name Lu Hancheng. Ji Nuo: ????? The actor returned to explosive hype, only to be met with two pairs of glaring eyes. Ji Nuo: "Having a kid while faking a relationship? Worse than a dog! Pah!" Kid: "No wonder Mom died in childbirth. Fraudulent gay! Pah!" Actor: ? ... Was it wrong to step in with his left foot first?

Tagline1v1 • Love After Lust • Domineering Top × Seductive Beauty BottomBlurbRight after leaving the “beginner’s zone,” the top runs straight into a top-tier succubus-level beauty.CP:A taciturn, rough-edged alpha male top × a genius novelist and stunning beauty bottomTop: Looks broke, actually loadedBottom: Looks rich… is even richer1.Shao Qin is a once-in-a-generation literary genius and a bestselling author who dominates the entertainment scene.He’s famous for two things.First—his talent.He debuted at the very peak, topping global sales charts at just nineteen. Praised for his originality and masterful storytelling, he’s the pride of the Literature Department at A University.Second—his looks.Striking, aloof, and dazzling, with a beauty mark at the side of his neck, he draws attention wherever he goes. Rumor has it his private life is indulgent and scandalous—countless admirers, no one turned away.That is… if you can get past the “dog” at his side—Zheng Xiao.Anyone who tries to flirt with Shao Qin in front of Zheng Xiao never ends well.2.Zheng Xiao stands at 188 cm, quiet and reserved, always dressed in nothing but simple black hoodies and casual pants.Wherever Shao Qin goes, he follows.Whatever Shao Qin asks, he does.To everyone else, Zheng Xiao is nothing more than a thing Shao Qin keeps around—summoned at will, dismissed just as easily.3.Until one night, at the celebration banquet for Shao Qin’s latest bestseller.For some reason, Shao Qin drinks himself senseless, lying defenseless in a corner booth.Countless eyes turn greedy.A rare chance—Zheng Xiao isn’t here.The crowd stirs.Finally, the infamous Young Master Chen steps forward. Just as he’s about to touch Shao Qin—Zheng Xiao appears at the entrance, radiating cold menace.Half-drunk, Shao Qin lazily raises an eyebrow and smirks:“Why don’t you fight? Winner takes me.”4.Young Master Chen hesitates, but pride forces him to stand his ground.Zheng Xiao, however, simply pulls out a business card, his gaze dark and steady.“Now… can you move aside?”Everyone: ????The man who looks like he owns nothing—is actually the grandson of the Zheng family patriarch, who holds immense power in the business world.And when they turn back—The supposedly indifferent Shao Qin has already grabbed Zheng Xiao by the collar, threatening coldly:“If you ever disappear on me again, it won’t just be drinking next time.”Zheng Xiao instantly drops all hostility, voice low:“…It won’t happen again.”Tags#TurnsOutMyDogIsRicherThanMe#AndNoOneWouldBelieveI’veOnlySleptWithHim

Early in the morning, Qi Zhusheng had just learned that his Film Emperor boyfriend cheated on him, and before he even had time to get angry, he was hit with a five million deposit at noon by a handsome mixed-race guy demanding to marry him.Qi Zhusheng: “…Little friend, are you sick?”“That cheap dad of mine is not far from death.” The handsome young man chuckled lightly. “Mister, sign this agreement, and after it’s done, we’ll split that old man’s family fortune equally—how about it?”Film Emperor Zhao Qian actually went on the same dating variety show with his boring ex-boyfriend Qi Zhusheng. The whole internet heard and planned to watch this guy’s joke, but they were soon dumbfounded—“??? This aloof great beauty is Qi Zhusheng? The Film Emperor’s ex-boyfriend? Holy sh*t?”“Startled awake in a dying illness! The cao thief is actually myself!”“To be able to break up with such a good-looking wife, is Zhao Qian blind??”As the dating variety show aired, Qi Zhusheng actually didn’t choose his ex-boyfriend, but instead chose the mixed-race CEO Xia Chen, who was seven years younger than him. What was even more unexpected was that Xia Chen, who was always cold to others, was like he had taken the wrong medicine. Throughout the entire dating show, he never tore his gaze away from Qi Zhusheng.The whole internet got fired up—“Ahhhhh younger little wolf dog, charge for me!!”“Holy sh*t! This look in his eyes, this isn’t a little wolf dog—this is a real wolf cub!”“CEO Xia in front of outsiders: (Coldly) Mm, understood. No need to say more, I’m not interested.In front of Mr. Qi: Gege, are you hungry? Gege, are you thirsty? Gege, your ex-boyfriend really has no eye for things, to actually not know how to cherish such a good person like you.”“This green tea, double-standard feeling—it hits the spot!”Behind the scenes where no one was looking, when the deeply regretful Zhao Qian knocked on Qi Zhusheng’s door while holding onto a final thread of hope, the person who walked out from inside was someone he never expected—“So it’s you.” Xia Chen completely changed from his sunny and cheerful appearance during the day. His expression was cold and dark, and his eyes even carried a trace of condescending mockery. He carelessly spun the ring on his hand. “My Mister has already gone to rest and doesn’t wish to see you. Please get lost.”

Five years ago, 17th-tier celebrity Fang Yu unexpectedly became pregnant with the child of Li Chen, the film emperor he had secretly loved for years. Although he managed to marry into the Li family, he was labeled as a "gold-digger who used a child to climb up," forced to leave the entertainment industry amid overwhelming online abuse. Five years later, the popular parenting show *SuperBaby* suddenly announced Fang Yu’s participation with his child. Netizens: **"This must mean their marriage is on the verge of collapse, and he’s just using the kid for clout!"** Li Chen’s fans: **"Waiting for the divorce announcement."** — When the livestream began, five-year-old Li Jin became the internet’s overnight obsession— *"Don’t bully my little dad, or my dad will get angry."* *"Little Dad! I bought the ointment you always use—let me rub it on your waist. Dad does it for you at home too, right?"* *"I don’t miss Dad. You should call him—I bet he misses you more than me."* Netizens: **[Poor kid, forced to memorize these lines.]** Then came the surprises— When Fang Yu was harassed online, Li Chen crashed the livestream and splurged 5,200 gifts to publicly confess his love. Li Chen, dressed in a sharp suit, picked Fang Yu up from the airport wearing the pink flower hat Fang Yu made him, smiling: *"My wife’s craftsmanship is perfect. I love it."* During a family photoshoot for a magazine, Li Chen casually lifted his son aside: *"Don’t squeeze between your dad and me."* Netizens, sobbing: **[Fine, we’ll stan!]** — Li Jin had a secret. A high fever months ago made him realize he was actually a character in a novel. His little dad was just a cannon fodder villain. Soon, Li Chen’s white moonlight would return, triggering Fang Yu’s downfall until their family fell apart. After recovering, he told Fang Yu: *"Little Dad, I want to join *SuperBaby*."* Fang Yu: *"Sweetheart, do you want to go have fun?"* Li Jin, exasperated: *"No, to make you famous again."* #Dumb beauty, hopeless romantic, ultra-gentle shou x Emotionally constipated gong who needs his son to teach him how to talk# 1v1, HE, no real-life references. +++++++ [Check out **"The Dumb Drama Queen and His Ex on a Dating Show"** in my works!] #Frequently temperamental dumb fox shou x Obsessive, scheming loyal dog gong# Lu Zhizhao and Pei Siyi had been dating since they were 18. After their debut, their agency forbade them from going public. They ignored each other in every shared frame, never speaking or even making eye contact. Netizens assumed they were sworn enemies. Tabloids crowned them the entertainment industry’s No.1 feud, spinning wild tales of their behind-the-scenes fights. One of Lu Zhizhao’s favorite pastimes was curling up in his boyfriend's arms and reading these ridiculous rumors for laughs. — Then came the seven-year itch— *Snap*, they broke up. *Snap*, Lu Zhizhao signed up for a dating show. *Snap*, Pei Siyi followed. When the show aired, Lu Zhizhao was determined to confirm every hate theory about them: *"Pei Siyi? Disgusting!"* While others raved over Pei Siyi’s outfits, Lu Zhizhao scoffed: *"Thought a busboy escaped from the kitchen."* When Pei Siyi handed him the first bowl of rice, Lu Zhizhao dumped it on the table: *"So many carbs in one meal? How unprofessional."* He even mocked Pei Siyi’s acting skills. Fans clashed— **[This green tea just wants clout. Stay away from our Pei-ge!]** **[Who’s leaching off who? Why is Pei Siyi’s arm in every shot of Lu Lu? Blind to your own camera?]** But then, viewers noticed— Pei Siyi’s lips curled two pixels higher every time Lu Zhizhao glared at him? After being insulted, he’d just grin and grab Lu Zhizhao’s wrist: *"Oh? Care to teach me, Lu-laoshi?"* That 30 minutes both went missing during the hot spring night—what happened? Until the last frame of a livestream— Pei Siyi pulled Lu Zhizhao into a corner, gripping his wrist, eyes red. Amidst tangled breaths, a searing kiss landed as his voice turned husky with restrained lust: *"Zhaozhao, enjoying the act too much?"*