Five years ago, 17th-tier celebrity Fang Yu unexpectedly became pregnant with the child of Li Chen, the film emperor he had secretly loved for years. Although he managed to marry into the Li family, he was labeled as a "gold-digger who used a child to climb up," forced to leave the entertainment industry amid overwhelming online abuse.
Five years later, the popular parenting show *SuperBaby* suddenly announced Fang Yu’s participation with his child.
Netizens: **"This must mean their marriage is on the verge of collapse, and he’s just using the kid for clout!"**
Li Chen’s fans: **"Waiting for the divorce announcement."**
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When the livestream began, five-year-old Li Jin became the internet’s overnight obsession—
*"Don’t bully my little dad, or my dad will get angry."*
*"Little Dad! I bought the ointment you always use—let me rub it on your waist. Dad does it for you at home too, right?"*
*"I don’t miss Dad. You should call him—I bet he misses you more than me."*
Netizens: **[Poor kid, forced to memorize these lines.]**
Then came the surprises—
When Fang Yu was harassed online, Li Chen crashed the livestream and splurged 5,200 gifts to publicly confess his love.
Li Chen, dressed in a sharp suit, picked Fang Yu up from the airport wearing the pink flower hat Fang Yu made him, smiling: *"My wife’s craftsmanship is perfect. I love it."*
During a family photoshoot for a magazine, Li Chen casually lifted his son aside: *"Don’t squeeze between your dad and me."*
Netizens, sobbing: **[Fine, we’ll stan!]**
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Li Jin had a secret.
A high fever months ago made him realize he was actually a character in a novel.
His little dad was just a cannon fodder villain. Soon, Li Chen’s white moonlight would return, triggering Fang Yu’s downfall until their family fell apart.
After recovering, he told Fang Yu: *"Little Dad, I want to join *SuperBaby*."*
Fang Yu: *"Sweetheart, do you want to go have fun?"*
Li Jin, exasperated: *"No, to make you famous again."*
#Dumb beauty, hopeless romantic, ultra-gentle shou x Emotionally constipated gong who needs his son to teach him how to talk#
1v1, HE, no real-life references.
+++++++ [Check out **"The Dumb Drama Queen and His Ex on a Dating Show"** in my works!]
#Frequently temperamental dumb fox shou x Obsessive, scheming loyal dog gong#
Lu Zhizhao and Pei Siyi had been dating since they were 18.
After their debut, their agency forbade them from going public. They ignored each other in every shared frame, never speaking or even making eye contact.
Netizens assumed they were sworn enemies. Tabloids crowned them the entertainment industry’s No.1 feud, spinning wild tales of their behind-the-scenes fights.
One of Lu Zhizhao’s favorite pastimes was curling up in his boyfriend's arms and reading these ridiculous rumors for laughs.
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Then came the seven-year itch—
*Snap*, they broke up.
*Snap*, Lu Zhizhao signed up for a dating show.
*Snap*, Pei Siyi followed.
When the show aired, Lu Zhizhao was determined to confirm every hate theory about them:
*"Pei Siyi? Disgusting!"*
While others raved over Pei Siyi’s outfits, Lu Zhizhao scoffed: *"Thought a busboy escaped from the kitchen."*
When Pei Siyi handed him the first bowl of rice, Lu Zhizhao dumped it on the table: *"So many carbs in one meal? How unprofessional."*
He even mocked Pei Siyi’s acting skills.
Fans clashed—
**[This green tea just wants clout. Stay away from our Pei-ge!]**
**[Who’s leaching off who? Why is Pei Siyi’s arm in every shot of Lu Lu? Blind to your own camera?]**
But then, viewers noticed—
Pei Siyi’s lips curled two pixels higher every time Lu Zhizhao glared at him?
After being insulted, he’d just grin and grab Lu Zhizhao’s wrist: *"Oh? Care to teach me, Lu-laoshi?"*
That 30 minutes both went missing during the hot spring night—what happened?
Until the last frame of a livestream—
Pei Siyi pulled Lu Zhizhao into a corner, gripping his wrist, eyes red. Amidst tangled breaths, a searing kiss landed as his voice turned husky with restrained lust: *"Zhaozhao, enjoying the act too much?"*