New release "Villainess Plays Mom, No Tiger Parenting Here": A hilarious transmigration娱乐圈 novel. A laid-back imperial concubine, carefree parenting, no romance, all about making money, and gloriously unhinged. Fully stocked, dive in now!
As a government office drone, Wei Sheng just wanted to enjoy a free trip on this fading variety show and earn some extra cash.
Then, somehow, the show morphed into a nationwide hit promoting rural poverty alleviation.
Soon after, unsold farm products from all over the country came knocking, crashing the hotline.
----- Behold the daily antics of 娱乐圈's wild poverty-alleviation ambassador -----
Wei Sheng:* "Check out this famous high-mountain green tea from *County..."
Audience:* "Host, how much for the bamboo tea can? Link it now!"
Wei Sheng:* "Today we’re featuring handmade bamboo crafts by local villagers..."
Audience:* "Hurry! Put those potato chips sun-drying on that bamboo tray in the cart!"
Wei Sheng:* "This episode’s highlight is..."
Audience:* "Shhh! Drop the link! We want those pickled melon rinds you ate at lunch!"
Wei Sheng:* "..."
Rage quit! Why do you always want stuff that’s *not* the featured products?
Audience:* "Blame the locals—their homemade snacks are just too good!"
Gradually, fans realized tuning in every Saturday to watch Wei Sheng hawk goods in some remote village had become an addictive, unbreakable habit.
So, show team, stop slacking! Speed it up—switch from weekly to daily updates, thanks!
Alternate titles: *"娱乐圈's Wild Poverty-Alleviation Ambassador"*, *"My Years of扶贫助农 in 娱乐圈"*
Heads-up:
1. Crack fic, no real-world parallels—don’t overthink it.
2. Zero romance, pure career grind. MC flies solo.
Check out the author’s other laugh-riot hits →
Completed sidesplitter: *"After Graduation, I Went Home to Raise Bees"*.
Completed gut-buster: *"After Graduation, I Went Home to Raise Pigs"*.
Upcoming unorthodox扶贫 fic: *"Laid Off, I Inherited 100,000 Mountains"*.
*(Note: Terms like "扶贫" (poverty alleviation) and "小黄车" (e-commerce cart) are localized for context while keeping the humor intact.)*