Raising a Little Chosen One on a Parenting Reality Show—and Going Viral

After running away pregnant for thirteen years, Yu Qingxu suddenly wakes up to the realization that his world is actually a book—and his precious son, Yu Tang, is the cannon-fodder white moonlight destined to be driven to death by the male lead! Yu Qingxu directly seeks out his ex-boyfriend from thirteen years ago, the only powerful figure he can reach. The man is noble and imposing, shedding all youthful warmth for a frigid, cutting aloofness. His voice is cold and devoid of emotion: "Why should I help you?" Recalling the rumors, Yu Qingxu feels he’s overreaching—the secrets he once held are now outdated... Until the man suddenly smirks darkly: "Unless you marry me." Yu Qingxu: ? * **[Original Male Lead’s Perspective (not the son’s top)]** To Huo Chengqi, Yu Tang is just a plaything to bully and torment at will. Yet, upon hearing of Yu Tang’s death, an inexplicable ache grips his heart, and he finds himself haunted by memories. Belatedly, he realizes his torment—too late. Fortunately, fate grants him a chance to restart from seventh grade! Huo Chengqi charges into the school bathroom like a hero, eager to see his long-lost white moonlight—only to be slammed against the wall by a mop. The soggy mop reeks of sewage. Like all bullies who’ve faced a mop to the face, he roars: "How dare you?!" The man shoves the mop into his mouth. The one bold enough to attack the Huo family’s sole heir isn’t just Yu Tang’s previously unseen biological father—he’s also the new spouse of Huo Chengqi’s uncle, the all-powerful head of the Huo family. Huo Chengqi: ???!!!! * **Their son is biologically theirs. Parental romance, 31x33. Forced love trope (x), authority figures unraveling (√).** CP: Ambitious actor (son-obsessed)/career-driven bottom × Cold, foul-mouthed, secretly lovesick, obsessive CEO/workaholic top (the bottom’s ambition is career-related). * **[Mutual first love in every way] ×2.** The son’s romance (might not be written) begins in adulthood. * Pure fiction, same-sex marriage setting, HE. Short and wild—indulging all fantasies! * This plot changed (qaq refunds issued). Inspiration-struck author revises drafts constantly; expect adjustments.

隔壁连载《这个男人能嫁吗？[星际]》 ◆【全文完】【全文多处修改，唯一正版只在晋江】 汤灿，月薪三千007累到发癫，一朝穿成未来反派的恶毒亲爸。 豪门老公只把他当带孩子的男保姆，家财万贯只给十万，结婚三年从不回家，原身的一切怨气撒向孩子，导致其三岁就濒临黑化…… 汤灿：等等，夺少？每月十万？？？ ——什么黑化小反派，这就是他的心肝小宝贝！ 原身想靠娃综走红，却成了男主崽崽与完美后爸的对照组，不仅人设翻车还因虐崽被赶出豪门。 汤灿：？刚到手的神仙offer要无了？ 绝无可能，这娃综第一好爹他当定了！ 直播开启，男主后爸五点起床，忍着手伤亲自下厨，只为哄挑食的继子多吃两口。 而汤灿这边，上辈子累劈叉了早起不来一点，睡到中午被反派崽崽做的培根三明治香醒——“宝贝爸不吃生菜，快挑出去。” 男主后爸一人分饰三角给继子讲睡前故事，深入浅出、声情并茂。 汤灿晕字，翻开书就秒睡了，反派崽崽关掉床头灯、帮老父亲盖好被子。 汤灿有点愧疚但不多，觉得从“恶毒人渣亲爸”到“娃综第一好爹”跨度太大，退而求最次——做个人就行叭。 包括但不限于：和其他小朋友抢玩具，背着崽子偷吃肯医生被抓包……贡献无数名场面，成了个人尽皆知的缺德熊爹。 谁知父子俩因反套路一路爆红，其他嘉宾坐不住了，三番四次搞事。 被阴阳是豪门弃夫，汤灿缺德一笑：“谁能恩爱过你们啊，老公在外面当3又当0都舍不得离婚。” 有人借熊孩子的手坑崽，汤灿抬手就是一个大比兜。 熊孩子家长尖叫：“你怎么能对孩子动手！” “放心，我也没打算放过你俩。”汤灿回手给家长一人一个大比兜，“喝点马尿你是心高气傲，敢动我崽你俩生死难料。” 反派崽崽感动落泪：“以后离婚窝也要跟小拔拔！” 生怕月薪十万不保，汤灿立马捂嘴：“别瞎说，爸听不得这些！！！” 之后更是#汤灿发誓永不离婚#、#汤灿高调示爱豪门丈夫：没有恋爱脑，是无脑爱他了啦~#、#汤灿绝世情种#…… 另一位当事人对此不屑一顾，直到他也被汤灿平等创飞——霍景渊，硬、了。 【“嘴臭巴掌狠”大美人沙雕受x“被打了会爽”真有病霸总攻】 *攻受365度无死角身心双初恋，崽是两人亲生哒 *瓶颈期发癫之作，攻有病但不抖艾慕 ◆【专栏12本轻松甜爽完结文：穿成豪门后爸我哈哈哈哈、穿成灭世反派的亲生蛋、带龙傲天崽崽上娃综爆红、和死对头学神的崽穿来……欢迎来宰～】 ◆专栏完结《这个男人能嫁吗？[星际]》 结婚三个月，郁可才发现自己被相亲信息诈骗了—— ·身高195，普通军官(实为帝国元帅)，积极上进（一心造反) ·体魄强健，沉默寡言(一棍子下去都听不到个响)，性格稳定(稳定不正常，还是个越被打越爽的变态) ·父母双亡，家庭关系不佳(弑父杀兄，全族相残)…… 起初，作为21世纪穿来的防诈小能手，郁可老练分析：没写年龄长相，肯定不是优势项，大概率是个没车没房的大龄普男。 但星际一百岁都是适婚年龄，他没太在意，毕竟军官身体素质一流，两人精神力也匹配，很适合成为共度混乱期的法定伴侣。 见面后发现男人不仅长得帅，还是黑发黑眸黑皮大奶，完美符合郁可穿书前的喜好，两人闪电结婚。 一个月婚假，郁可差点变成乐可，也只觉得星际军官的身体强健过头了。 直到他以男人之躯怀孕……郁可才发现自己被诈骗了！ 黑发黑眸黑皮是假，对方其实是银发红眸的塔斯缇人！还是其中最为血腥杀戮的审判者，更是书中差点毁灭世界的大反派！ 郁可捂着肚子连夜跑路。 结果这邪门的种族能让男人怀孕也就算了，竟然还是蛋生…… 郁可薅着男人银发骂骂咧咧产蛋，另一位当事人顾不上将被薅秃：“塔斯缇虽受到恶龙诅咒异于常人，但并不能让男人怀孕生蛋。” 郁可：？ 没多久，双黄蛋孵化出两只圆滚滚的小龙崽。 郁可：？？？ 恶龙竟是我自己？！ * 龙族强大暴戾，即便沉睡千年依旧是绝对力量的象征。 传说在失去最后一只幼崽后，龙族便以龙血施下罪恶诅咒，并任其反噬堕入无尽深渊。 直到某天，两声稚嫩的龙吟响起—— “嗷呜~汪~~~” “嗷呜~喵~~~” 乱七八糟的奶龙咆哮宛如两道炙焰击穿黑暗，即将消亡的巨龙们瞬间重燃起来！

**Serialized Next Door: "Can This Man Be Married? [Interstellar]"** ◆【Complete】【Multiple revisions made, the only official version is on JJWXC】 Tang Can, earning three thousand a month and driven to madness by his 007 grind, transmigrates into the future villain’s abusive biological father. His wealthy husband treats him only as a live-in nanny, offering a measly 100,000 from a fortune, never returning home in three years of marriage—all the original host’s resentment was dumped on their child, pushing the three-year-old to the brink of darkness… Tang Can: Hold up, how much? 100,000 monthly??? —Forget a future villain, this is his precious baby! The original host tried to gain fame through a parenting show but became a foil to the male lead’s child and his perfect stepdad, ruining his reputation and getting kicked out of the rich family for child abuse. Tang Can: ? My dream job’s already slipping away? No way—he’s destined to be the show’s #1 dad! Live broadcast starts. The male lead’s stepdad wakes at 5 AM, cooking through hand injuries just to coax his picky stepchild into eating. Meanwhile, Tang Can, exhausted from his past life, sleeps till noon—only to be woken by the aroma of bacon sandwiches made by the little villain. *“Sweetheart, Dad hates lettuce—pick it out.”* The male lead’s stepdad flawlessly voices three characters in bedtime stories, engaging and expressive. Tang Can blacks out at the sight of text, passing out instantly—the little villain turns off the light and tucks him in. Tang Can feels mildly guilty but quickly accepts the impossible leap from *“abusive bio-dad”* to *“#1 dad.”* He settles for the bare minimum: *just don’t be awful.* Cue scenes like stealing toys from kids, sneaking KFC behind his child’s back… becoming infamous as the shameless, chaotic dad. Yet, their unscripted antics go viral. Other guests can’t take it and start scheming. Mocked as a *“discarded rich husband,”* Tang Can grins: *“Who’s as loving as you? Your hubby’s out here being a third wheel* and *a bottom, yet you still won’t divorce.”* When a brat targets his kid, Tang Can slaps them mid-air. The parent shrieks: *“How dare you hit a child?!”* *“Relax, you’re next.”* He backhands both parents. *“Got drunk on audacity? Mess with my kid, and hell’s your new zip code.”* Tearfully, the little villain vows: *“If you divorce, I’m keeping Daddy!”* Panicked over his 100,000 salary, Tang Can covers the kid’s mouth: *“Hush! Dad can’t hear this!!!”* Soon, hashtags explode: #TangCanVowsToNeverDivorce #TangCanLovesHisRichHubby: *“No brain? Just blind love~”* #TangCanTheUltimateRomantic The husband scoffs—until Tang Can’s chaos hits him too. Huo Jingyuan: *…hard.* 【**“Trash-talking, slap-happy”** beauty shou × **“Gets off on abuse”** mentally ill CEO gong】 *Both utterly inexperienced, baby is biologically theirs *Crackfic from writer’s block—gong’s kink isn’t BDSM ◆【12 completed sweet/fluffy/crackfics in专栏: *LOL’ing as a Rich Stepdad, The Villain’s Bio-Egg, Raising Dragon OP Kids on TV… Come binge!*】 --- **Serialized Next Door: "Can This Man Be Married? [Interstellar]"** Three months into marriage, Yu Ke realizes he’s been catfished: - *195cm, ordinary officer* (Actually the rebel Empire Marshal) - *Fit, quiet* (Silent as a corpse), *stable* (Stably unhinged—a masochist) - *Orphaned, estranged family* (Patricide, fratricide, full-blown kinslayer)… Initially, as a 21st-century anti-scam expert, Yu Ke dismissed the red flags: *No age or looks? Probably a broke old average Joe.* But in interstellar terms, even 100-year-olds are marriage material. Besides, officers have peak stamina—perfect for a lawful partnership during his chaotic hormonal phase. Then he meets the man: jet-black hair, obsidian eyes, tan skin, and *ample pecs*—straight out of his pre-transmigration fantasies. They elope. A month-long honeymoon leaves Yu Ke nearly liquefied, though he chalks it up to *“interstellar stamina.”* Until he—a man—gets pregnant… *Scammed again!* The black hair/eyes/skin? Fake. His husband is a *silver-haired, crimson-eyed* Tassty—the race’s most bloodthirsty Judge, the novel’s apocalyptic villain! Yu Ke flees, belly in hand. Turns out, this cursed race *can* impregnate men… *and it’s egg-laying.* Yu Ke, tugging silver locks mid-labor: *“F*ck you—ah—!”* The man, ignoring imminent baldness: *“Tasstys are dragon-cursed freaks, but we* can’t *knock up men.”* Yu Ke: ? Later, twin golden eggs hatch into pudgy dragon pups. Yu Ke: ?? *The real monster was me?!* —— Dragons are primordial forces of wrath. Even in millennia-long slumber, their power lingers. Legend says after losing their last hatchling, they cursed the world with dragonblood—then let it consume them into oblivion. Until one day, two squeaky roars pierced the void— *“Awoo~ Woof!”* *“Awoo~ Mew!”* The chaotic baby draconic cries reignite the dying embers of dragonkind.

There was a pair of sworn enemies in the top senior-year class. One was Lu Shishen, the academic god who held the number one spot with absolute stability; the other was Jiang Zhiye, the school bully who had only squeezed in as a bottom-ranked student after his family donated two buildings.The two had known each other since childhood. Every time the name “Lu Shishen”—that “other people’s child”—came up in the Jiang household, Jiang Zhiye had to face a combined double beating from his parents.On top of that, every girl Jiang Zhiye had ever liked, without exception, liked Lu Shishen. So Jiang Zhiye unilaterally regarded Lu Shishen as his lifelong mortal enemy.Until one day, Jiang Zhiye met a little boy who looked very much like him.The boy burst into tears the moment he saw him and called him “Daddy” right off the bat.Jiang Zhiye touched his own inherited handsome face and ground his teeth: “Old Jiang’s illegitimate kid, huh!”Not long after, the “illegitimate little brother” flung himself at Lu Shishen and excitedly cried, “Big Dad!”Jiang Zhiye: ???Jiang Zhiye raised his hand and gave Lu Shishen a punch: “You’re having my brother call you dad? You top students really do have filthy minds!”Lu Shishen: “...”Later, when the paternity test results for the three of them came out, Jiang Zhiye was stunned...Could someone please tell him how an eighteen-year-old like him had a seven-year-old kid? Even more absurd—how was the kid his and Lu Shishen’s?!!!

Here's the English translation of the novel synopsis without any additional words or characters: --- Serialized Column "Transmigrated into the Villain's Biological Egg" – Please Collect =3= ◆ [This work is completed! Multiple revisions made, official version only on JJWXC] Waking up, Xi Ling finds himself transmigrated as the malicious cannon fodder in a novel—married with a child. His wealthy husband was forced into marriage through coercion, and after two years of never returning home, a variety show call reveals he’s long been blocked, humiliating Xi Ling publicly. His in-laws despise him, and the vast estate houses only an unidentified three-year-old stepchild. The hollow marriage starkly contrasts his past boasts, worsening his already notorious reputation and driving him to abuse the child viciously, warping the boy into a ruthless villain who later kills him first… Wait, what?! Xi Ling’s mind fixates on: "Luxury manor to live in, unlimited black card to spend, absentee husband ATM…" —He wouldn’t dare dream something this good!!! * The original host tried redeeming himself via a parenting show but crashed and burned before filming. Everyone mocked him, waiting for his downfall. Xi Ling, busy rolling in money, quits outright. The shady producer threatens 10x penalty fees. Xi Ling gapes: "10x???" "—Who do you think you’re offending?! My— *ahem* hubby can’t spare this petty cash?!" Later, he joins the show anyway. Unlike other suffering families, Xi Ling and his崽live lavishly. Not for lacking funds, but to prove via livestream he’s not the abuser from before. After all, post-husband’s death, he’ll rely on this cheap son—gotta nurture the ATM young! * Huo Xingmian is a genius崽. His nominal father ignores him; his stepfather abuses him daily. Even as a prodigy, his three-year-old body limits him to silent endurance. Until one day, the cruel stepfather changes… Before: Only cooking food he hates, calling it "balanced diet" but really torment. Now: "Cilantro, carrots, bell peppers—get out of China! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻" 崽: "?" Before: Forced all-night study sessions, banned from gadgets to block complaints. Now: Hands him a phone with "bedtime stories" autoplaying— *"Meet this崽named Xiao Shuai, a 3.5yo top hacker earning millions…"* 崽: "…" Meeting his estranged husband Huo Siyi, Xi Ling feigns affection to maintain status quo: "Awei, I missed you so much!" 崽’s pupils quake—Doesn’t he know Dad’s name is pronounced "Yī"?! Huo Siyi’s cold gaze pauses. Well played—going this far to get his attention. * Secretary: "Sir, your wife和小少爷ran away three minutes ago." Husband: "Did he apologize?" Secretary: "No. He spent on 10 virtual stepdaddies for小少爷, chanting ‘Awei’s dead, yum yum—’" ◤Notes◢ 1. The崽is adopted; protags are 365° chaste first-love, happy family HE~ 2. My apologies to cilantro/carrots/bell peppers. Fictional disdain ≠ author’s view. Tolerance plz. 3. A wildfire burned my brain cells. Old ideas turned to ashes… *kneels* (BANG!) To previous readers: dislike new plot? Unsubscribe plz (BANG!). Wishing you wealth (BANG BANG BANG!!!) ◆ [8 completed lighthearted甜爽works in column: "Parenting Show with Dragon-Phoenix崽Boomed", "Social Anxiety Substitute Marriage", "Targeted by Tragic Beauty CEO"... Come read~] ◆ Latest serial: "The Child from My Rival’s Future" Top-class rivals: cold #1 genius Lu Shishen vs. delinquent Jiang Zhiye (school’s last-place, two-buildings-donor). Since childhood, every mention of "perfect Lu" earned Jiang parental beatings. Plus, every girl he liked fell for Lu, making Lu his sworn enemy. Until Jiang meets a boy who looks just like him. The kid cries, calling him "Dad". Jiang touches his family’s trademark face: "Old Jiang’s love child, huh?!" Soon, the "brother" hugs Lu, shouting "Daddy!" Jiang: ??? Jiang punches Lu: "Making my bro call you Dad? Nerds are vile!" Lu: "…" Post-DNA test, Jiang collapses— How does an 18yo have a 7yo son?! And why is it… his and Lu’s?! Beneath Lu’s icy calm lies equal shock… and quiet relief. * Later, Jiang finds the kid mirrors his school struggles—bottom of elementary class. Worse, future-him boasted about being a straight-A student… Ego forces Jiang to cram Olympiad math. One night, Jiang sneaks into Lu’s room post-bedtime. Lu blocks him, silent. Finally, blushing hard, Jiang kisses Lu’s cheek *smack*: "Happy?!" Lu’s eyes lower: "That’s hush money. Where’s my tutoring fee?" --- (Note: ◆ = original bullet symbol preserved; "崽" = untranslated term for "kid/child" common in Chinese web novels; idioms/localized expressions adapted creatively.)