A Tycoon Dad Goes Viral for Being Shameless on a Parenting Show

**Serialized Next Door: "Can This Man Be Married? [Interstellar]"** ◆【Complete】【Multiple revisions made, the only official version is on JJWXC】 Tang Can, earning three thousand a month and driven to madness by his 007 grind, transmigrates into the future villain’s abusive biological father. His wealthy husband treats him only as a live-in nanny, offering a measly 100,000 from a fortune, never returning home in three years of marriage—all the original host’s resentment was dumped on their child, pushing the three-year-old to the brink of darkness… Tang Can: Hold up, how much? 100,000 monthly??? —Forget a future villain, this is his precious baby! The original host tried to gain fame through a parenting show but became a foil to the male lead’s child and his perfect stepdad, ruining his reputation and getting kicked out of the rich family for child abuse. Tang Can: ? My dream job’s already slipping away? No way—he’s destined to be the show’s #1 dad! Live broadcast starts. The male lead’s stepdad wakes at 5 AM, cooking through hand injuries just to coax his picky stepchild into eating. Meanwhile, Tang Can, exhausted from his past life, sleeps till noon—only to be woken by the aroma of bacon sandwiches made by the little villain. *“Sweetheart, Dad hates lettuce—pick it out.”* The male lead’s stepdad flawlessly voices three characters in bedtime stories, engaging and expressive. Tang Can blacks out at the sight of text, passing out instantly—the little villain turns off the light and tucks him in. Tang Can feels mildly guilty but quickly accepts the impossible leap from *“abusive bio-dad”* to *“#1 dad.”* He settles for the bare minimum: *just don’t be awful.* Cue scenes like stealing toys from kids, sneaking KFC behind his child’s back… becoming infamous as the shameless, chaotic dad. Yet, their unscripted antics go viral. Other guests can’t take it and start scheming. Mocked as a *“discarded rich husband,”* Tang Can grins: *“Who’s as loving as you? Your hubby’s out here being a third wheel* and *a bottom, yet you still won’t divorce.”* When a brat targets his kid, Tang Can slaps them mid-air. The parent shrieks: *“How dare you hit a child?!”* *“Relax, you’re next.”* He backhands both parents. *“Got drunk on audacity? Mess with my kid, and hell’s your new zip code.”* Tearfully, the little villain vows: *“If you divorce, I’m keeping Daddy!”* Panicked over his 100,000 salary, Tang Can covers the kid’s mouth: *“Hush! Dad can’t hear this!!!”* Soon, hashtags explode: #TangCanVowsToNeverDivorce #TangCanLovesHisRichHubby: *“No brain? Just blind love~”* #TangCanTheUltimateRomantic The husband scoffs—until Tang Can’s chaos hits him too. Huo Jingyuan: *…hard.* 【**“Trash-talking, slap-happy”** beauty shou × **“Gets off on abuse”** mentally ill CEO gong】 *Both utterly inexperienced, baby is biologically theirs *Crackfic from writer’s block—gong’s kink isn’t BDSM ◆【12 completed sweet/fluffy/crackfics in专栏: *LOL’ing as a Rich Stepdad, The Villain’s Bio-Egg, Raising Dragon OP Kids on TV… Come binge!*】 --- **Serialized Next Door: "Can This Man Be Married? [Interstellar]"** Three months into marriage, Yu Ke realizes he’s been catfished: - *195cm, ordinary officer* (Actually the rebel Empire Marshal) - *Fit, quiet* (Silent as a corpse), *stable* (Stably unhinged—a masochist) - *Orphaned, estranged family* (Patricide, fratricide, full-blown kinslayer)… Initially, as a 21st-century anti-scam expert, Yu Ke dismissed the red flags: *No age or looks? Probably a broke old average Joe.* But in interstellar terms, even 100-year-olds are marriage material. Besides, officers have peak stamina—perfect for a lawful partnership during his chaotic hormonal phase. Then he meets the man: jet-black hair, obsidian eyes, tan skin, and *ample pecs*—straight out of his pre-transmigration fantasies. They elope. A month-long honeymoon leaves Yu Ke nearly liquefied, though he chalks it up to *“interstellar stamina.”* Until he—a man—gets pregnant… *Scammed again!* The black hair/eyes/skin? Fake. His husband is a *silver-haired, crimson-eyed* Tassty—the race’s most bloodthirsty Judge, the novel’s apocalyptic villain! Yu Ke flees, belly in hand. Turns out, this cursed race *can* impregnate men… *and it’s egg-laying.* Yu Ke, tugging silver locks mid-labor: *“F*ck you—ah—!”* The man, ignoring imminent baldness: *“Tasstys are dragon-cursed freaks, but we* can’t *knock up men.”* Yu Ke: ? Later, twin golden eggs hatch into pudgy dragon pups. Yu Ke: ?? *The real monster was me?!* —— Dragons are primordial forces of wrath. Even in millennia-long slumber, their power lingers. Legend says after losing their last hatchling, they cursed the world with dragonblood—then let it consume them into oblivion. Until one day, two squeaky roars pierced the void— *“Awoo~ Woof!”* *“Awoo~ Mew!”* The chaotic baby draconic cries reignite the dying embers of dragonkind.