玄学 Novels

Shock! An innocent civil servant is reborn in the body of a liar, only to be subjected to such treatment by a man...In the world of Feng Shui, everyone says Lin Zhushui knows everything and doesn't miss a thing. But now it appears the only mistake he made was his fate with Zhou Jiayu.Zhou Jiayu is gentle, with tender skin and delicate bones. He never imagined that after being reborn, his biggest worry would be not to irritate someone to the point of being dealt with.Zhou Jiayu: Before being reborn, I always thought I would be a steadfast successor of socialism, until I became a con artist and met a Feng Shui master who is scarily accurate.Lin Zhushui: Are you unhappy being with me?Zhou Jiayu: Happy, I'm so happy. I'd be even happier if you didn't think about my menu every day.Lin Zhushui: No can do.Zhou Jiayu: ...Feng Shui-themed story, featuring a blind Feng Shui master (Top) paired with a con artist socialism successor (Bottom). Super sweet, sweeter than first love.

Living people working in the underworld are called "Walking as Impermanence."Lan He mingled in the entertainment industry but, lacking connections, remained on the fringes. Initially, he refused to take on the part-time job of "Walking as Impermanence" and eating underworld meals, until he discovered... how does working in the underworld actually help in gaining fame in the living world? Lan He: It's me, the darkest rogue in the underworld, and the hottest celebrity in the living world.

The great, bright, and advanced 21st century. An old relic who has stayed in the mountains for an unknown number of years. To revive the sect, he borrows a body, carries some silver and currency, and descends the mountain to enter the city. Then he discovers that reviving the sect involves location, building houses, renovations, labor, social security... every single step makes starting a business nowadays extremely difficult. Money is hard to earn, jobs are hard to find, and when he's starving, he can only sustain himself by consuming wandering ghosts and lost spirits. ———————— The eldest son of the Wei family, unloved by both his father and mother, is returned after being missing for several months. Suddenly, his personality changes drastically, unpredictable in moods, with overpowered combat abilities, and he fights whoever offends him, battling against the world. He stops being a proper grandson, stops acting in films, and spends his days engaging in feudal superstitions despite rain or shine. What on earth is going on? ———————— A Fengshui master’s guide to wealth— the protagonist is a universally charming force that battles the heavens and the earth, eating everything from pots and pans to wandering ghosts, mountain delicacies, and sumptuous feasts, living extravagantly and shamelessly. This story is entirely fictional, filled with nonsense on professional knowledge, a feng shui tale with a touch of madness, the bottom pov.

[The Complete Novel]1."The Evil Ghost" tells the story of the protagonist Chi You(bottom), who is killed and then trains for revenge with the help of the protagonist Feng Li(top). Jiang Luo wakes up to find himself transmigrated into the cannon fodder who caused the death of the bottom one of protagonists.What's worse is that when he arrives, the bottom one has already been killed by his original body.At the funeral, Jiang Luo is pushed in front of the coffin. The face of the deceased bottom is peaceful, with a smile on his lips. Jiang Luo, however, knows that he has already turned into a fierce ghost, watching intently from the shadows.The more dangerous the situation, the calmer Jiang Luo becomes. Reaching the breaking point of his survival instinct, he suddenly falls to his knees, feigning earnest tears.Sincerely, he says, "Chi You, I love you so much, please don't leave me..."Lowered brows conceal a faint smile.The surrounding chill halts for a moment, the unseen evil ghost watches Jiang Luo's act with interest.2.The Top protagonist Feng Li is the top celestial master in the story, helping Chi You train to become a half-human half-ghost.When Feng Li first sees Jiang Luo, this disciple with ghostly aura lacks the light in his eyes and has a pale complexion.Feng Li says coolly, "There's a ghost beside you who wants to kill you."But surprisingly, the man in front of him lights up and urgently calls around, "Chi You, it's you, isn't it?"Feng Li cannot help but catch Jiang Luo's falling tears, but in the next instant, they turn into crimson drops of blood. He looks up and locks eyes with the cold fierce ghost.The ghost smiles and says, "Don't touch him."Deceptively benevolent ghost and mad top vs black-hearted master of deception and acting emperor bottom, both strong.

Third Young Master Gu Ye of the Gu family is naturally dull, stutters when speaking, and can't remember the answer even after being told ten times. He doesn't dare to speak up even when he's beaten, and is considered the disgrace of the wealthy family. In a fit of anger, his father sent him back to his rural hometown for the New Year. Unexpectedly, he returned like a completely different person, and six months later, he was admitted to the top university in the capital city with the highest scores in the entire school!The entire affluent circle was shocked!After receiving the admission notice, the Gu family searched for Gu Ye for three days and finally found him under an unassuming overpass. The Gu Ye who didn’t dare to speak up when beaten was now setting up a stall, stepping on a few street punks, drawing and shouting while selling: "Exorcism talisman, Guanyin peaceful talisman, house calming talisman, demon slaying and monster eliminating talisman... Big sale of talismans! Only 88 for those destined! Don't miss it if you pass by!" He looked at the guys under his feet and smiled, "Custom-made rectification talisman, I think each of you needs three."A metaphysical master who argues with heaven, earth, and air and fights if unsatisfied, and a refined scoundrel, dandy, wife-loving black-bellied top. All those ridiculous talismans are just nonsense in the plot, don’t take them seriously~

Tan Xiao, a descendant from a renowned family of mystics in the Chu Province, has been visited by tourists since childhood and received family education: "We are inheritors of intangible cultural heritage, inheritors of folk culture, and official mascots... You must get into a good university and return to expand and strengthen the folk cultural tourism brand." Tan Xiao: "Got it, scientific inheritance, I should choose science subjects like physics and chemistry." To his astonishment, the first time he hosted a sacrificial ritual... a miracle happened?!! Tan Xiao: ? Even more unexpectedly, the deity that appeared became his classmate. Tan Xiao: ??? Tan Xiao: Seriously, even deities nowadays have to take college entrance exams? Kong Xuan, the son of Yuan Feng, renowned for his exceptional beauty across the three realms, Transferred to the Southern Chu No. 1 High School, astonishing the entire school with his looks. Tan Xiao, addressing Kong Xuan: Have you seen where Kong Xuan went? Kong Xuan: ...You don't know what Kong Xuan looks like? Tan Xiao, severely face-blind: With so many people watching him, he must be somewhat good-looking. Kong Xuan: ... Rumor has it that Tan Xiao from Class Three is very arrogant, ignoring both classmates and teachers when passing by. Tan Xiao: …Ah, those are my classmates? Later, Kong Xuan: Come with me to capture a demon. Tan Xiao: ...Oh, can we do it after the evening self-study session? As demons and ghosts frequently appear, Tan Xiao charges to the front lines, defeating them left and right. Colleagues and monsters alike are shocked: Aren’t you supposed to be an official mascot?!

【Dumb and Sweet Fun Fiction】 In a highly advanced modern world, the theories of feng shui and fate still thrive in both skyscrapers and alleys. There are always those whose smooth-sailing lives take sudden turns or who encounter baffling misfortunes. *Ding!* Lin Su opened his phone: "You've received a new order." He dismissed the notification, tucked his notebook under his arm, and strolled out. Wherever his gaze landed, birth dates and horoscopes were neatly displayed above everyone’s heads. In this vast world, there exists a role known as the Fate Immortal. With a glance, they discern truth from deceit; with a stroke of the brush, they rewrite destiny. · A cheating student who fakes supernatural tricks to secure a cushy future, a young master who swapped lives to enter a wealthy family, a star who steals luck to shine brightly on their path to fame… They’ve exhausted all dark and deceitful means to seize lives that were never theirs. But they never expected that reversing fate was as simple as a single stroke of the Fate Immortal’s pen. Lin Su flipped through his Fate Registry: "Let’s see who’s stirring up trouble this time."

You Xingyue is an Heavenly Master. After graduating from university penniless, he inherits an antique shop called "Bu Liu Ke"（No Visitor）. The antique shop is decayed and messy, rumored to be haunted, and neighbors avoid it, but on the first day You Xingyue moves in, all supernatural phenomena disappear.In the first week of business, a well-dressed contractor drops off a sinister antique golden toad. You Xingyue suppresses the toad and sells it at a high price. In the second week, a boss buys a Brave troops jade piece. The boss's good deeds bring continuous wealth, and the Brave Troops Artifact Spirit rapidly cultivates, leading to the world's first Brave Troops spirit becoming a deity in a century.Later, all items with spirits in the city know that You Xingyue's antique shop can find their destined owners. So, antiques with hundreds of years of history, rich in spiritual energy, and extraordinary refining tools all come to the shop, making it a bustling place.You Xingyue: "Make way, antiques. Many of you are prohibited from trading, kindly move onto the shelves."A documentary labeled as a classic says: Here, you can see the world's most unique rarities. They shine brightly, as if they never died in time, telling the tales of past and present civilizations.Mini-theater:A customer sends a pair of bracelets worth a fortune. The bracelets are clean, neither possessed nor haunted.The night the bracelets arrive, suddenly a tall, slender, and handsome man appears in the antique shop.The man lightly scents You Xingyue’s neck: "You've accepted my betrothal gift, now I’m here to marry you."Guide (Warnings):Trope-heavy, episodic plot, secondary CP warning, comedy alert, melodrama warning, non-tragic, not serious, please do not elevate to the level of values.Don’t subscribe all at once, remember to read the author's notes and introduction to be ready to unsubscribe anytime, normal discussion without arguing, heart.

The long-lost son of the Si family, Si Huai, has been found, but he's constantly indulging in superstitions and unorthodox practices. The Si family can't stand it, so they send him to the Lu family for an arranged marriage.Si Huai is naturally talented in metaphysics, but his pure yang constitution repels ghosts and spirits. Despite visiting haunted buildings and houses, he never encounters any supernatural events.On the first day he meets his fiancé, Si Huai encounters the first ghost of his life.Overjoyed, Si Huai gently rubs the ghost's head and tells his matchmaking partner: "I calculate that we will get married young." Lu Xiu Zhi: ...Lu Xiu Zhi, a business tycoon, is extremely wealthy but has a yin constitution that attracts ghosts. Only by being with someone of pure yang can he escape the predicament of being haunted by fierce ghosts.Thus, Lu Xiu Zhi marries Si Huai. One day, he comes home from a business trip. He finds that his home has turned into a Taoist temple, with Si Huai sitting with his legs crossed, watching a group of ghosts burning incense and worshipping."Other people are fed by their ancestors, but I am fed by heaven itself, so the way of heaven is my ancestor.""Don't cut in line, one ghost at a time." "The civilization of the city depends on the efforts of every ghost."Lu Xiu Zhi: ???Note: It won't be scary, I'm scared too. Light-hearted, comedic and absurd, I hope everyone enjoys reading it. The shou (recipient) is mischievous and unorthodox in metaphysics, with strong plot armor, sweet and funny, entirely fictional, and any resemblance is purely coincidental. The setting is modern alternate universe, if you mind the details, do not enter. There is anti-theft, if unable to read, clear cache or re-subscribe.

Since obtaining a compass, Yue Qing suddenly realizes the world doesn't seem very scientific anymore...

======= Slow-burn Progression Fantasy Warning ======== Yu Ning, in his twenties, faced unemployment and a car accident before achieving enlightenment and returning to his hometown to open a grocery store. He thought life would be peaceful and uneventful—until he opened that door in the backyard. Later, Yu Ning inherited his family’s legacy, and then the world didn’t seem quite right anymore. "Ever since I realized that one day of my study equals ten years of others’ efforts, I decided not to make a living out of this craft." "After all, Heaven favors life—one must leave a path for others to survive." *** Cool, effortlessly talented top × (wheelchair-bound?) powerful bottom. Mutual adoration, progression fantasy, slow burn. No explicit scenes, but the story focuses on the gong’s perspective. This work will be paywalled on December 3, 2019 (gotta eat), with three updates that day. Mwah!

Nan Shi, who was completely fooled by online motivational quotes, went bankrupt buying an antique shop, only to nearly go bankrupt again due to poor management because he knew nothing about the trade. Next month is the day he’ll go bankrupt and be buried in debt. Nan Shi’s goal is simple: sell more goods! Absolutely cannot go bankrupt! Tomorrow, he’ll go to Yiwu to stock up! But who could have imagined that in the end, not only did he save his antique shop, but it also became a bustling hub, making him a fortune daily—except the business he’s in is... “Master Nan, can you give me a fortune reading? I’ll buy your handicrafts—no, your antiques—for seven figures!” *** Nan Shi shouldn’t have been so mouthy and told the old man who wandered into his shop, “You’re about to die,” because as a result, he was thrown into the mountains and taught a lesson. If he hadn’t opened his big mouth back then, he wouldn’t have met his senior brother who died seven or eight hundred years ago, wouldn’t have started learning fortune-telling from him, and certainly wouldn’t have inexplicably ended up marrying him. He just wanted to keep his antique shop afloat, but in the end, not only did he turn his side hustle into the industry’s top 1, but he also solved his relationship problem. “To marry me, you’ll have to bow to my remains, share a wedding cup, tie our hair together, and endure seven fatal nails embedded in the golden roof, facing me day and night. Are you scared?” his senior brother said calmly. Nan Shi: “Scared my ass! That’s for forced marriages! Can’t I just lie next to you?! Senior Brother, you’re some kind of sect leader, don’t tell me your tomb is hundreds of meters deep but your coffin can’t fit two people?!… If it doesn’t fit, we can squeeze! Nailing me to the coffin lid so I can’t hug or kiss you—what kind of weird bondage play is this?!”

Almanac Masters, according to legend, are mystics capable of altering the seasons, festivals, and predicting daily fortunes or misfortunes. Unemployed youth Xiao Nanzhu, inspired by his childhood friend, takes up this ancestral profession. Now, he’s considering whether to call for help. **New Year’s Eve**: "What are you looking at? Don’t want to live to see the New Year?" **Eighth Day of the Lunar Month**: "Today is highly inauspicious—nothing should be undertaken. There might be... bloodshed." **Qingming**: "So, am I a solar term or a festival? Shouldn’t I get double pay?" **Winter Solstice**: "Ah, winter makes me digest faster—I want dumplings, wontons, sweet rice balls~" Xiao Nanzhu: "......"

Fortune-telling, feng shui divination, demon-exorcising and ghost-hunting. The metaphysical world somehow gained a young master of the occult. With a casual flick of his fingers, talismans appear, rare treasures adorn him, and even his demon-subduing artifacts are outrageously powerful. The envy of the metaphysical elite was almost palpable, their mouths watering. Everyone speculated—which prestigious family could have produced such an extravagant little upstart? Si Yang lightly pressed a finger to his lips: "Shh. I’m from the cultivation realm—don’t tell anyone." Cold-outside, warm-inside loyal dog top × OP cultivator bottom with golden fingers. Heads-up: The MC is not holy, not holy, NOT HOLY! Acts on whims—whims, WHIMS! Important things must be said thrice! A cultivator by origin, cold, powerful, and ruthless—that's the MC. So, don't impose your morals!!! The plot unfolds gradually, with some arcs intertwining. Don't jump to conclusions after just one arc! More plot than romance. The top will grow strong later—just very late. Warnings given—read at your own discretion. Stay civil—no personal attacks, no drama!

**Someone told him,** **To encounter Them...** **Is to "meet joy."** Granny told A Xiu that he had an elder brother. As a child, A Xiu could never understand why he had to call the bones in the urn "Brother," nor why he had to place bowls of rice under the bed every day as offerings, as if that thing truly were his "Brother." He thought it was all just Granny’s delusion. Until Granny finally passed away. Distraught, A Xiu collapsed onto the bed, weeping uncontrollably, when a tall, icy figure slowly pressed down on his small frame, whispering in a hoarse, distorted voice: *"Don’t be afraid... Brother is here."* At last, A Xiu understood Granny’s good intentions. Only by becoming "family" would *It* not harm him. But Granny seemed to have forgotten—becoming family with such a thing came at a price...

[Full Text Completed] [Next Work "I Am the Tragically Deceased Father of the Dragon-Proud Hero [Transmigrated into a Novel]" Updating Daily] Bo Nan was reborn back to the age of twenty, once again becoming the leisurely playboy of a wealthy family. In his previous life, burdened by vengeance, Bo Nan finally avenged his family only to sacrifice himself by jumping into a molten pool with the Mountain-River Cauldron to restore the dragon veins. In this life, with everything yet to begin, he decides to live more recklessly. Since it’s a rebirth, some things are... Well, Bo Nan, the once-broke feng shui master, figures—why not take what he can? The Yin-Yang Jade Fish, fought over and destroyed in his past life? Take it! The Jade Heart Bamboo stolen by Villain A? Take it! The Sun Essence hoarded by Big Shot B? Take it too! ... As for the dragon-proud hero of his past life, Bai Yangui, Bo Nan pondered, then smiled with refined elegance—he might as well take him too. Bai Yangui: “...???” *** Bai Yangui asked curiously, “Didn’t you say your dream was to be a lazy bum? How does any of this relate to lazing around?” Bo Nan pressed a finger to his lips, leaning in for a fleeting kiss. “Do you know the prerequisite for being a good lazy bum?” “What?” “First, become the strongest in the world.” [Author’s Note: Weak at summaries. Key Points: Main Gong (top), Feng Shui/Xuanxuan (metaphysical) theme, power fantasy, no ghosts, not horror, weak romance] Ferocious feng shui & artifact-crafting master Gong (top) x Goofy CEO Shou (bottom), mutual devotion, physically younger but mentally older. Daily 6K words, 3K if stuck, updates around 24:00. Will notify if delayed. If no update by deadline = writing in progress, will post later. Venting on Sept 2 with three chapters. Thanks for support! -3- Anti-theft 90%, method: blocking purchase of latest chapter. *** Disclaimer: Feng shui terminology, mantras, etc., frequently referenced from books, Baidu Baike, and chant compilations. Some sources noted during serialization; omissions possible. All specialized content is referenced! Fictional story; no connection to real-world nations. Incidents & disasters purely fictional. No superstition—trust science! Long live socialism! *** Updating Daily: "I Am the Tragically Deceased Father of the Dragon-Proud Hero [Transmigrated into a Novel]" [Ancient Cultivation, Main Shou (bottom) Warning] After transmigrating into a cultivation world, Qiu Yibo expected a life of brutal struggle… —Turns out, he’s born with heaven-grade spiritual roots, the firstborn of a noble clan, auto-cultivating while lying down, resources delivered monthly. This life? He’s winning by default! At age six, Qiu Yibo discovers he’s actually in a typical underdog xianxia novel where the protagonist is his future son—enduring humiliation, familial slaughter, and re-cultivation before ascending to Celestial Emperor. Damn, his son’s a dragon-proud hero! —Wait, if his son’s the hero, doesn’t that make him the doomed dad? To avoid plotline tragedy, Qiu Yibo decides… Why not just never have the kid?! No marriage, no offspring—eternal youth! No birth, no burden—immortality secured! #If I’m strong enough, no one can slaughter my family# *** “The Qiu family head is marrying? Doesn’t he practice emotionless dao?! Who?!” “His own years-severed avatar.” #Emotionless Dao Masters Keep Shocking Me# Upcoming: "In the Days I Was Forced to Play Shaman" [Main Gong (top), Metaphysical Warning] The happiest part of Bo Yi’s rebirth? Finally ditching those freeloading hooligans. No more getting scammed! Who’d have thought? As the #1 spirit-medium, Bo Yi’s “immortals” didn’t serve him—they mooched off him into poverty! Returning to his inherited villa, Bo Yi freezes at the sight: Three foxes and a weasel gambling, a thick red-banded snake binge-watching dramas, mice hosting a tea party. A hedgehog sulks in the corner. …Wow. Just wow. They grin. “Young Bo, we’re your family’s immortals. By tradition, you must support us till death—” Bo Yi smiles shyly. “Sure, I’ll ‘support’ you…” Next day, the Bo Metaphysics Shop opens with a sign: Top Line: Murder, theft, mischief—nah. Bottom Line: Divination, feng shui, sutras—nah. Header: Everything else, sure. Now trapped, the spirits scramble to earn their keep: “Bo Yi! You monster! For money, you’d sell your soul! We’re digging septic tanks for mortals?!” Upcoming 2: "This Mountain Is Mine" [Main Shou, Slice-of-Life Farming/Hunting] Laid-back, conflict-free vibes like "Fishpond Owner." Just fun, food, and fluff. *** Click author’s page for: Completed Metaphysical Main Gong (no horror): "In the Days I Was Forced to Be a Feng Shui Master" Completed Comedic Fishing Slice-of-Life Main Shou: "Fishpond Owner" Completed Metaphysical Divination Master-Apprentice Fluff: "The Forced Routine of a Fortune-Teller"

Ruo Cang didn’t want to inherit the family business, so he sneaked down the mountain, ready to make a living off his looks. Instead, he stumbled into the entertainment industry. Before he could rise to fame overnight with his face, he first became the hottest metaphysics master in the business—thanks to his ancestral craft! Movie offers and interviews flooded in, all seeking his guidance. Ruo Cang was famous now, but sadly, everyone was after his family’s secrets, not his face. Ruo Cang: “…Who knew I’d still have to rely on my family after leaving the mountain?” His agent trembled: “Wh-what exactly does your family do?” Ruo Cang sighed sorrowfully: “A rundown Taoist temple deep in the mountains.” #Our idols can sing, dance, and fake-ship—what can yours do?# #Uh… catch ghosts?# 1. No real-life parallels for characters; the author is just an average viewer, not a fangirl. 2. Fictional alternate universe—wild from the start, all Taoist magic made up. 3. Believe in science, fight superstition—if fate’s bad, change it; if it’s good, congrats. *Character cards feature old 2020 art; digging through archives, this was the only commissioned duo CP, even had a friend draw “Hamster Charge!”…

Wu Heng, the most powerful witch doctor of ancient times, wakes up to find himself transmigrated into a novel as the grandson of an old Chinese physician. Recalling how his father, the family butler, was kicked out by a wealthy tycoon after gossiping too much about the elite, only to die in poverty, Wu Heng decides to start a livestream to help his not-so-rich dad earn some cash! A new live streaming room called 【Chengde Clinic】 pops up on Shark Platform. Though the streamer boasts a century of medical experience (and loves to brag), his stunning looks attract hordes of looks-based fans. Until— ① A wealthy lady, after failing to find a cure elsewhere, brings her bloated son to the live streaming. Wu Heng diagnoses remotely: “Pregnant. With lots of snake babies.” He then performs an exorcism on live stream, and the boy vomits countless wriggling snakes. Wealthy lady & netizens: WTF??!! ② A 20-year-old aquaphobic school heartthrob suddenly grows fish scales at night, mastering swimming styles instantly, determined to dominate the Olympics for his country. Wu Heng diagnoses via call: “Let this progress, and you’ll turn into a mermaid.” The heartthrob is thrilled at becoming a fairytale mermaid prince with global fans. Wu Heng asks: “Even if it’s a fish head on a human body?” Heartthrob freezes: Wait, what kind of head?? ③ A blind prodigy in traditional painting asks with fading hope: “Can I ever see again?” Wu Heng shakes his head: “Your eyes are beyond saving.” As despair sets in, Wu Heng grabs the vengeful ghost responsible and performs a live organ transplant. Now-seeing (plus ghost-seeing eyes) prodigy: “…!” Netizens: …Holy miracle doctor! Later, a patient who keeps losing his head sneaks in at night with seven or eight heads, begging Wu Heng to stitch on the prettiest one. A teacher who’s been dead for three years drags her rotting corpse in, asking Wu Heng for a life-extending ritual. More patients with bizarre ailments swarm in, and the live streaming room explodes. — China faces an invasion of supernatural forces—monsters and ghosts run rampant, afflicting countless with strange illnesses. Amid the chaos, Wu Heng emerges—a witch doctor who heals, divines, draws talismans, exorcises ghosts, and even performs shamanic dances. Viewers oscillate between “Holy crap, this guy bridges heaven and hell!” and “Wifey’s so fierce, let me kiss you to death,” even forming a “Protect Wu Heng” fan club. Until one day, a netizen saw Wu Heng nestled in the arms of a cold, aloof young man radiating malevolent aura, his face flushed with drunken euphoria. The youth’s cold lips gently bit into the soft skin of Wu Heng’s neck, asking, ‘When will you finally stop seeing patients and stay with me?’ As the young man’s expression grew sullen, malevolent energy swirled thickly around them.Wu Heng gnashed his teeth: ‘Cut down on emitting that malevolent energy—stop creating new patients for me!’Following the method the young man had painstakingly taught him the night before, Wu Heng pressed a kiss to his lips. In an instant, all traces of the youth’s cold aura vanished. His lips, now curved into a smile, let out a contented sigh.

Xie Yu Bo died young and was reborn as the privileged scion of a modern wealthy family, having once been a flourishing imperial advisor in the Liang Dynasty. The only catch—he’s blind. In a modern society where science reigns supreme, the Xie family stands at the forefront of technology, leaving no room for superstition. Unable to resist his compulsion for divination, Xie Yu Bo secretly sets up a fortune-telling stall on a pedestrian bridge when his family isn’t looking. If anyone asks, he claims it’s just employment for the disabled—blind massage therapy. One day, his eldest brother suddenly decides to inspect his younger brother’s “blind massage” business. He even brings along his CEO friend. Xie Yu Bo hurriedly opens shop, maintaining his professionalism: “Please strip completely, thank you.” Meanwhile, he secretly opens his third eye in his mind: *So handsome!* The CEO, holding his suit pants: *I have a feeling he’s not actually blind.* A seemingly blind but irresistibly flirty bottom × A domineering top who gets teased until he can’t take it but retaliates—only to suffer because the other is “blind.” Double rebirth; the bottom is blind but has a golden finger (special ability), opening his third eye as needed. Note: This work is purely fictional. Believe in science, not superstition.

By chance, Lu Xuan encounters an ancient ghost with a square face, bushy beard, and burly build. They hit it off instantly, sharing common interests, and then the ghost reveals his name: Su Shi. Lu Xuan: Huh??? On another occasion, Lu Xuan lands a role in a grandiose historical drama filled with Mary Sue tropes, centered around Empress Wu Zetian. On set, Lu Xuan meets an elegant, poised, and voluptuous beautiful female ghost. She introduces herself as Wu Zhao. She adds that acting is rather fun—especially when the lead character is herself. Lu Xuan summons the Black and White Impermanence (underworld envoys) and points at the ghost currently possessing an actress mid-scene: "This bigshot—can you two handle her?" Black and White Impermanence: "We wouldn’t dare..." Mini Skit Agent: You have an audition tomorrow. Lu Xuan: *Performs a quick divination* Tomorrow is inauspicious for work. (Result: Audition postponed by a day.) Director: Tomorrow’s filming is outdoors. Lu Xuan: *Performs another divination* Tomorrow is inauspicious for travel. (Result: Torrential rain at the location.) Someone: When will you marry me? Lu Xuan: *Begins divination* Someone: Hmm? Lu Xuan: Now, now, now! The stars say we’re a match made in heaven—every day is perfect for marriage.