Sorcerer Doctor Bigshot: Live Diagnosis!

Wu Heng, the most powerful witch doctor of ancient times, wakes up to find himself transmigrated into a novel as the grandson of an old Chinese physician. Recalling how his father, the family butler, was kicked out by a wealthy tycoon after gossiping too much about the elite, only to die in poverty, Wu Heng decides to start a livestream to help his not-so-rich dad earn some cash! A new live streaming room called 【Chengde Clinic】 pops up on Shark Platform. Though the streamer boasts a century of medical experience (and loves to brag), his stunning looks attract hordes of looks-based fans. Until— ① A wealthy lady, after failing to find a cure elsewhere, brings her bloated son to the live streaming. Wu Heng diagnoses remotely: “Pregnant. With lots of snake babies.” He then performs an exorcism on live stream, and the boy vomits countless wriggling snakes. Wealthy lady & netizens: WTF??!! ② A 20-year-old aquaphobic school heartthrob suddenly grows fish scales at night, mastering swimming styles instantly, determined to dominate the Olympics for his country. Wu Heng diagnoses via call: “Let this progress, and you’ll turn into a mermaid.” The heartthrob is thrilled at becoming a fairytale mermaid prince with global fans. Wu Heng asks: “Even if it’s a fish head on a human body?” Heartthrob freezes: Wait, what kind of head?? ③ A blind prodigy in traditional painting asks with fading hope: “Can I ever see again?” Wu Heng shakes his head: “Your eyes are beyond saving.” As despair sets in, Wu Heng grabs the vengeful ghost responsible and performs a live organ transplant. Now-seeing (plus ghost-seeing eyes) prodigy: “…!” Netizens: …Holy miracle doctor! Later, a patient who keeps losing his head sneaks in at night with seven or eight heads, begging Wu Heng to stitch on the prettiest one. A teacher who’s been dead for three years drags her rotting corpse in, asking Wu Heng for a life-extending ritual. More patients with bizarre ailments swarm in, and the live streaming room explodes. — China faces an invasion of supernatural forces—monsters and ghosts run rampant, afflicting countless with strange illnesses. Amid the chaos, Wu Heng emerges—a witch doctor who heals, divines, draws talismans, exorcises ghosts, and even performs shamanic dances. Viewers oscillate between “Holy crap, this guy bridges heaven and hell!” and “Wifey’s so fierce, let me kiss you to death,” even forming a “Protect Wu Heng” fan club. Until one day, a netizen saw Wu Heng nestled in the arms of a cold, aloof young man radiating malevolent aura, his face flushed with drunken euphoria. The youth’s cold lips gently bit into the soft skin of Wu Heng’s neck, asking, ‘When will you finally stop seeing patients and stay with me?’ As the young man’s expression grew sullen, malevolent energy swirled thickly around them.Wu Heng gnashed his teeth: ‘Cut down on emitting that malevolent energy—stop creating new patients for me!’Following the method the young man had painstakingly taught him the night before, Wu Heng pressed a kiss to his lips. In an instant, all traces of the youth’s cold aura vanished. His lips, now curved into a smile, let out a contented sigh.