The Daily Life of a Reluctant Fortune Teller

Nan Shi, who was completely fooled by online motivational quotes, went bankrupt buying an antique shop, only to nearly go bankrupt again due to poor management because he knew nothing about the trade. Next month is the day he’ll go bankrupt and be buried in debt. Nan Shi’s goal is simple: sell more goods! Absolutely cannot go bankrupt! Tomorrow, he’ll go to Yiwu to stock up! But who could have imagined that in the end, not only did he save his antique shop, but it also became a bustling hub, making him a fortune daily—except the business he’s in is... “Master Nan, can you give me a fortune reading? I’ll buy your handicrafts—no, your antiques—for seven figures!” *** Nan Shi shouldn’t have been so mouthy and told the old man who wandered into his shop, “You’re about to die,” because as a result, he was thrown into the mountains and taught a lesson. If he hadn’t opened his big mouth back then, he wouldn’t have met his senior brother who died seven or eight hundred years ago, wouldn’t have started learning fortune-telling from him, and certainly wouldn’t have inexplicably ended up marrying him. He just wanted to keep his antique shop afloat, but in the end, not only did he turn his side hustle into the industry’s top 1, but he also solved his relationship problem. “To marry me, you’ll have to bow to my remains, share a wedding cup, tie our hair together, and endure seven fatal nails embedded in the golden roof, facing me day and night. Are you scared?” his senior brother said calmly. Nan Shi: “Scared my ass! That’s for forced marriages! Can’t I just lie next to you?! Senior Brother, you’re some kind of sect leader, don’t tell me your tomb is hundreds of meters deep but your coffin can’t fit two people?!… If it doesn’t fit, we can squeeze! Nailing me to the coffin lid so I can’t hug or kiss you—what kind of weird bondage play is this?!”