Metaphysics Big Shot Just Wants to Slack Off

[Full Text Completed] [Next Work "I Am the Tragically Deceased Father of the Dragon-Proud Hero [Transmigrated into a Novel]" Updating Daily] Bo Nan was reborn back to the age of twenty, once again becoming the leisurely playboy of a wealthy family. In his previous life, burdened by vengeance, Bo Nan finally avenged his family only to sacrifice himself by jumping into a molten pool with the Mountain-River Cauldron to restore the dragon veins. In this life, with everything yet to begin, he decides to live more recklessly. Since it’s a rebirth, some things are... Well, Bo Nan, the once-broke feng shui master, figures—why not take what he can? The Yin-Yang Jade Fish, fought over and destroyed in his past life? Take it! The Jade Heart Bamboo stolen by Villain A? Take it! The Sun Essence hoarded by Big Shot B? Take it too! ... As for the dragon-proud hero of his past life, Bai Yangui, Bo Nan pondered, then smiled with refined elegance—he might as well take him too. Bai Yangui: “...???” *** Bai Yangui asked curiously, “Didn’t you say your dream was to be a lazy bum? How does any of this relate to lazing around?” Bo Nan pressed a finger to his lips, leaning in for a fleeting kiss. “Do you know the prerequisite for being a good lazy bum?” “What?” “First, become the strongest in the world.” [Author’s Note: Weak at summaries. Key Points: Main Gong (top), Feng Shui/Xuanxuan (metaphysical) theme, power fantasy, no ghosts, not horror, weak romance] Ferocious feng shui & artifact-crafting master Gong (top) x Goofy CEO Shou (bottom), mutual devotion, physically younger but mentally older. Daily 6K words, 3K if stuck, updates around 24:00. Will notify if delayed. If no update by deadline = writing in progress, will post later. Venting on Sept 2 with three chapters. Thanks for support! -3- Anti-theft 90%, method: blocking purchase of latest chapter. *** Disclaimer: Feng shui terminology, mantras, etc., frequently referenced from books, Baidu Baike, and chant compilations. Some sources noted during serialization; omissions possible. All specialized content is referenced! Fictional story; no connection to real-world nations. Incidents & disasters purely fictional. No superstition—trust science! Long live socialism! *** Updating Daily: "I Am the Tragically Deceased Father of the Dragon-Proud Hero [Transmigrated into a Novel]" [Ancient Cultivation, Main Shou (bottom) Warning] After transmigrating into a cultivation world, Qiu Yibo expected a life of brutal struggle… —Turns out, he’s born with heaven-grade spiritual roots, the firstborn of a noble clan, auto-cultivating while lying down, resources delivered monthly. This life? He’s winning by default! At age six, Qiu Yibo discovers he’s actually in a typical underdog xianxia novel where the protagonist is his future son—enduring humiliation, familial slaughter, and re-cultivation before ascending to Celestial Emperor. Damn, his son’s a dragon-proud hero! —Wait, if his son’s the hero, doesn’t that make him the doomed dad? To avoid plotline tragedy, Qiu Yibo decides… Why not just never have the kid?! No marriage, no offspring—eternal youth! No birth, no burden—immortality secured! #If I’m strong enough, no one can slaughter my family# *** “The Qiu family head is marrying? Doesn’t he practice emotionless dao?! Who?!” “His own years-severed avatar.” #Emotionless Dao Masters Keep Shocking Me# Upcoming: "In the Days I Was Forced to Play Shaman" [Main Gong (top), Metaphysical Warning] The happiest part of Bo Yi’s rebirth? Finally ditching those freeloading hooligans. No more getting scammed! Who’d have thought? As the #1 spirit-medium, Bo Yi’s “immortals” didn’t serve him—they mooched off him into poverty! Returning to his inherited villa, Bo Yi freezes at the sight: Three foxes and a weasel gambling, a thick red-banded snake binge-watching dramas, mice hosting a tea party. A hedgehog sulks in the corner. …Wow. Just wow. They grin. “Young Bo, we’re your family’s immortals. By tradition, you must support us till death—” Bo Yi smiles shyly. “Sure, I’ll ‘support’ you…” Next day, the Bo Metaphysics Shop opens with a sign: Top Line: Murder, theft, mischief—nah. Bottom Line: Divination, feng shui, sutras—nah. Header: Everything else, sure. Now trapped, the spirits scramble to earn their keep: “Bo Yi! You monster! For money, you’d sell your soul! We’re digging septic tanks for mortals?!” Upcoming 2: "This Mountain Is Mine" [Main Shou, Slice-of-Life Farming/Hunting] Laid-back, conflict-free vibes like "Fishpond Owner." Just fun, food, and fluff. *** Click author’s page for: Completed Metaphysical Main Gong (no horror): "In the Days I Was Forced to Be a Feng Shui Master" Completed Comedic Fishing Slice-of-Life Main Shou: "Fishpond Owner" Completed Metaphysical Divination Master-Apprentice Fluff: "The Forced Routine of a Fortune-Teller"