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In his dream, Mi Le kissed his arch-nemesis, Tong Yi, leaving him completely disoriented. The scariest part is... during the day they fight whenever they meet, but at night they’re in a romantic relationship in his dreams!!Until one day, Mi Le was sitting dazed at his desk when he encountered a drunk Tong Yi returning to their dorm, and he called him, "Mi's wife" and even kissed him. That term, he had only used in dreams...Tong Yi was worried that Mi Le hadn't read his insults on WeChat, so he sent Mi Le a red packet every day. Each packet had a title, and Mi Le accepting the packet would confirm that he had seen the insults. It had been a tirade for several months.Later, Mi Le discovered that the total amount of money in those daily red packets always added up to 521.At first, Tong Yi thought Mi Le was just a pain. But later, when he saw Mi Le lose his temper and scold the drama club members harshly, he laughed brightly, saying, "My Mi’s wife is still so lively and adorable."Mi Le: “Together we’re like the Condor Heroes.”Tong Yi: “What, are you going to be the Aunt?”Mi Le: “No, I’m the Condor, and you’re the Hero.”——————————School heartthrob; a picky and proud second-generation star (shou) × school heartthrob runner-up; school volleyball team captain, wealthy second-generation playboy (gong)[Strong × strong, shared dreams, school setting, sweet story, love-hate relationship, arch-enemies turned lovers, hilarious comedy]

Ruthless, Stingy Rich Guy Top × Artsy Green Tea Gold Digger Bottom – A North American PDF Lit Novel A merciless sugar daddy vs. a calculated, airheaded canary. A short, shameless story about two schemers who end up scamming each other straight into a pit of pure love. The bottom is a broke, artsy green tea guy studying abroad. He puts on a frail, melancholic act to seduce a famous rich girl. The wind is strong—can you see my soul? In the negative space of existentialism, if there’s an extra movie ticket, would you run away with me?After sending this handwritten letter, the green tea boy gets a reply the next day: *Meet at the cinema at 10:30 PM.* Dressed to impress, he arrives—only to find the rich girl’s intimidating older brother waiting, arms crossed, smirking. What’s wrong? I’m the one who got your letter. Not happy? The movie is a nerve-wracking ordeal, his arm pinned to the seat the entire time. As tears well up, the man pats his cheek mockingly. *“Trying to scam my sister? Your tricks are amateur.”* Cold, vindictive. * The top is a cutthroat rich guy. Fresh off a family feud that landed his enemies in jail, he flies up north to check on his sister. And there she is—being trailed by some big-city green tea scammer. Writing poetry on fallen leaves, dressed in artsy bohemian chic, rocking long hair, earrings, and a collarbone chain. The top toys with him for a while, deciding he’s too useless for his sister—but kind of fun to keep around. *No guy with earrings is straight.* On a trip, he corners the gold digger and forces him to admit it. *Gold diggers are gold diggers. Quit playing hard to get.* Turns out, the green tea boy’s got talent—he’d just been targeting the wrong prey. In bed, he’s a whimpering mess, lips parting eagerly for kisses, melting under every touch. So docile. Cute. Post-sex, the bottom’s still upset. He can’t be a straight boy chasing rich girls anymore. *How can a ‘dirty’ man win a heiress’s love?* Two days into sulking, the top gifts him a glacier-white Birkin. The top’s never dated but figures this is how sugar baby arrangements work—same for men or women. He skimmed some tips from his buddies, then drags the bottom on a shopping spree—straight to Miu Miu. But the bottom *flushes red with rage.* Not because of the Birkin—but because he thinks the top lowballed him with a *secondhand, 70%-off knockoff.* He declares luxury goods *insult his artistic soul*—if anything, buy him *art (resale value edition).* He’s about to return the bag and lecture the top—until he checks its resale value. *Huh. More stable than art.* Suddenly, he’s hugging it tight. The top laughs. *Someone this cheap is kind of hilarious.* Keeping a ditzy scammer around is oddly entertaining. He pats the couch, and the bottom crawls over, licking his fingers submissively. Money makes him *so* obedient—no sass, just compliance. But after a while, he glances up: *You’ll pay my tuition, right?* *Puppy eyes. Fragile hope.* At first, the top just wanted a pet to amuse himself. Then, he wanted to lock this little green tea at home—all to himself. Later? Payback. *Every cent scammed will be repaid with a lifetime.* * Decades later, they live out a whirlwind romance. A local magazine documents their century-long entanglement. On their porch, they’re stunned to find their *dumpster-fire love* rebranded by the younger generation with just two words: “True Love."

Ye Jiuyue, an unremarkable freshman. Shen Weixing, a top-tier celebrity. Somehow, from an unexpected one-time encounter, they develop a long-term "cooperation," constantly testing the limits of each other's patience. Shen Weixing: I, Shen Weixing, booked a room. Ye Jiuyue: Don't believe it. Shen Weixing: I'll show you my face. Ye Jiuyue: You could have had plastic surgery. Shen Weixing: I'll show you my Weibo. Ye Jiuyue: You could have hacked an account. Shen Weixing: I'll show you my ID. Ye Jiuyue: You could have faked it. Shen Weixing: I could still strangle you.Shen Weixing: Great, you've successfully caught my attention. I'll give you the opportunity to slowly reveal your true intentions. Ye Jiuyue: Oh dear, I just somehow ended up with a prince charming, can you believe it? A story with both the protagonists and their love interest having amusingly unique thought patterns. The bottom seems to be a slow and gentle little bunny but is actually a old hand in sex, sleeping with idols as fate allows, considering each encounter as a gain, and is unbothered by potential endings, while the top is extremely annoyed about this. As for the top, his thought process is so unique that he can construct a completely different narrative in his imagination.

Huo Linfeng, son of the Marquis of Dingbei, is schemed against by treacherous ministers, interrupting his military career, and is dispatched to Xiqian Ridge to serve as an official. Xiqian Ridge hosts an extraordinary palace, notorious for its four palace masters (collectively known as Xiqian Ridge F4), among whom the second palace master, Rong Luoyun, is incredibly beautiful and rumored to be perverse. Huo Linfeng goes undercover in the extraordinary palace to eliminate evil forces, only to develop a strange relationship with Rong Luoyun. They further reach a consensus with the enemy to live happily ever after for a century... unraveling a series of past grievances and secrets, ultimately joining forces for the biggest heist. A tangle of grudges and entanglements, love and hatred.

After seven years of relentless day-and-night struggle, Chi Xiting finally dropped dead on the very night he was promoted to director. When he opened his eyes again, Chi Xiting found himself transmigrated into a豪门都市职场升级爽文 (rich family, urban, workplace, progression, wish-fulfillment novel)—as a mere office monkey who appeared for only five minutes. And not just any office monkey, but a little intern whose eyes still radiated pure, unadulterated stupidity. Chi Xiting: *Great, just great. You’re screwing with me like this? I wandered halfway through life only to come back as a newbie.* The memories of his past life’s death still vivid, Chi Xiting decided to fight back against the 007 grind this time and be a proper workplace slacker. After all, when it comes to work, the key vibe is *chill*. But being *too* chill isn't great either... At least not for his boss. * As the golden child born with a silver spoon in his mouth, Chu Yu had sailed through life effortlessly—stunning looks, immense wealth, prodigious success. After inheriting the family business, he skyrocketed to fame, expanding the Chu empire to unprecedented heights and earning the title of the new-generation "business legend." As the biggest villainous boss standing in the protagonist’s way, Chu Yu was undeniably successful, exceptional, and the envy of all. But none of that mattered anymore... Because he was now Chi Xiting’s unlucky boss. * Chi Xiting guiltily climbed out of Chu Yu’s personal seat, stole a few glances at him, and feigned calm: *"Boss Chu, what kept you so busy that you forgot to get in the car?"* Chu Yu adjusted his glasses, gave Chi Xiting an amused side-eye, then glanced at the driver—who had been so absorbed in chatting with Chi Xiting that he drove off without noticing Chu Yu wasn’t in the car. Softly, he said: *"I was drafting a share transfer agreement."* Chi Xiting blinked: *?* Chu Yu smiled faintly: *"Transferring all my shares to you. You can have my seat from now on."* Chi Xiting: *"..."*

years. After both of them entered university, they unexpectedly became roommates. Yet, as Yun Ci teetered on the edge of dropping out, he began to realize something: This person… might actually have a crush on him.

In Miss Chi's eyes, Miss Jing is a gold-digging social climber. In Miss Jing's eyes, Miss Chi is a money-obsessed gold-digger. After an accidental kiss, the way they see each other begins to change... A slow-burn romance between two women who pretend to dislike each other but can't resist the attraction.

The charming young celebrity Xiang Ke is wildly popular, but in his twenties, he finally meets his match — Cheng Zhengyan is taller, has better resources, and even the girl he has his eyes on worships him as her idol. Tension between the two reaches the point where their fans clash at meet-and-greets. Then one day, Xiang Ke lands a role in an arthouse film—a LGBTQ+ story featuring kissing scenes... and bed scenes. The other lead? Cheng Zhengyan. Goddess likes milk candy? Buy it! Goddess prefers clean-cut, mature guys? Shave leg hair, slather on lotion, groom to perfection! Cheng Zhengyan [during kissing scene]: "Why do you taste like milk candy?" Cheng Zhengyan [during ?? scene]: "You even shaved your leg hair... for me?" Cheng Zhengyan [suspecting]: "Do you... have a crush on me?" Xiang Ke: *fumes to tears*

1. Fang Zhiran's favorite voice actor finally announced a fan meeting. But he missed the ticket sale due to attending an academic conference. Frustrated, Fang Zhiran thrashed around, howling in despair. His usually strict senior Ph.D. student, Ji Xingchuan, watched coldly before dragging him into a study room and switching to a cool, magnetic tone: "Pick a voice you like." *Thud*—Fang Zhiran’s thick thesis slipped from his trembling hands. 2. "Winter," a legendary voice actor with countless works, never shows his face. Secretly, he's a Ph.D. candidate at University A. This year, his advisor went abroad, leaving him to mentor first-year grad student Fang Zhiran. One day, Ji Xingchuan pulled out his phone, comparing repeatedly— This junior looked suspiciously like a certain cosplayer who could pull off both male and female roles. 3. One night after getting together, Ji Xingchuan blindfolded Fang Zhiran and pinned him to the couch. "Who are you growling at?" —Dominant mature voice. "Stop shaking. Sit still." —Cold youth voice. "Ranran can take photos with fans, no hugs." —Yandere teen voice. "Do I need to lock you up to keep you in line?" Fang Zhiran: ... *Help!* --- **Extras** ① At a con filled with top-tier cosplayers, voice actors, and authors, three people who’d just fought viciously in the lab the day before stared at each other awkwardly. Fang Zhiran: What? Are we holding a group meeting here? ② A parent pointed at a lightly-made-up cosplayer on the guest panel: "If someone like this ever amounts to anything, you can call me Dad." Days later, University A’s physics team won a global championship—with that very cosplayer among them. Kid: "What do you call Dad’s dad?"

Legend has it, Mei Zihan’s fandom has tiers: watch one of his dramas, and you’re a casual fan; ten, a true fan; every single one? Hardcore to the bone. But on the road to fandom ascension, the most common shift isn’t from casual to true fan—it’s from fan to hater. Mei Zihan is a third-rate actor, stuck starring in cheesy rural melodramas and over-the-top war flicks—the kind where he kills three foreign soldiers during wartime with an earpick. All he wanted was a boyfriend to laze around with, but his lover dropped a stack of certificates: “I’ll teach you how to act!” Next thing he knew—boom! Fame. ╮(‵▽′)╭

What to do if you accidentally travel to a martial arts world? Learn martial arts? Become a hero? Punish evil and promote good? No! None of that! Xie Liang and his companions: "Of course, it's to survive, survive, and struggle to survive!" "Will others also have traveled before and after us?" "Then let's choose a conspicuous gang name, like a computer keyboard, to recruit them all." "What if they are malicious and can't stand others traveling, and want to kill us?" "Then let's choose an obscure one, something modern yet close to the martial arts style, to make them uncertain if we have traveled." Friends: "Like what?" Xie Liang thought for a long time and said, "...Dichlorvos."(In Chinese, this word can extend to mean "enemies fear me.")

【The radio drama adaptation is now available on the Manbo app. For details, follow @Dopamine Culture.】 Everyone in the entertainment industry knows that Xiao Fengyu is an optimistic, cheerful, and easygoing person who doesn’t take things to heart. During an outdoor interview, the host asked, “Is there anything that could make you really angry?” Xiao Fengyu smiled elegantly. “How could there be? I’ve been in this industry for ten years—what storms haven’t I weathered?” Just as the host was about to praise her for being broad-minded and worldly, her smile gradually faded. Everyone turned to look. Outside the filming area, He Yunhan, the award-winning actress who had come to visit, was whispering something to a young, beautiful songstress. When the camera turned back to Xiao Fengyu, she said coolly, “Sorry, I’m about to lose my temper.” Don’t forget to check out Ye Zi’s next book, *No Trespassing*— Saving a tsundere, sharp-tongued young mistress.

Breaking News Across Three Realms! The Phoenix Prince and the Dragon Prince Both Flee on the Eve of Their Wedding! Phoenix Xiao, disguised as a mountain chicken spirit, thinks, “Let whoever wants to marry, marry. Not me, anyway.” Marrying a strange dragon won’t bring happiness. That snake demon he met in the mortal realm seems much better... Yet, after sweetly loving his snake-demon brother for years, he’s still dragged back by his clan to marry. T_T On their wedding day, the veils are lifted, and the two grooms lock eyes. Dragon Sheng raises a brow: “Chicken spirit?” Phoenix Xiao smirks coldly: “Snake demon?”

"I'm sor—" An He's apology got stuck mid-sentence. After a long pause, he finally managed to add, "Handsome, your... wig fell off." Age gap. Happy ending.

**Extra chapter unlocked at 60%. No real-life references, no real-life references, no real-life references (said three times)—please avoid mentioning real people in the comments. Massive golden finger, CP Shen Tianqing.** At eight years old, Jiang Fanxing watched a legal drama where gorgeous men and women traveled the world, fell in love, and upheld justice—and decided that someone as handsome and adorable as him was born to be a lawyer! He enrolled in law school, becoming the most dazzling star on campus, convinced he was there to raise the bar for lawyers’ looks. Until he saw the once-dashing senior return for a talk—balding, bloated, and greasy after just two years. Horrified, Jiang Fanxing reconsidered. What job wouldn’t waste his beauty and could make him rich? Top answer: *Be a celebrity.* Jiang Fanxing took the advice. Step one to stardom: start as an extra. Work hard, cash in on his looks, retire in ten years! —————————————— As the so-called top rookie, Jiang Fanxing’s mental state is *flawless*, bravely being himself in interviews. *"Why join showbiz? For my dream—to get rich."* *"Coworkers are dumb, but at least they’re hot."* *"Biggest hurdle? Dieting."* *"Screw it, zero days off for three months."* *"Haters, don’t chicken out—my lawyers are ready."* *"Best birthday gift? Not working, just lying at home."* *"I wish for world peace."* PS: The author, a law grad in the field, declines expert advice. A deranged office worker’s unfiltered brainchild.

A light, easy read. Happy ending.

Jian Ningchuan, a sophomore at the film academy, meets his destined manager on his twentieth birthday and begins an extraordinary life journey.Extraordinary [liǎo bù qǐ]: a Chinese term, meaning chuunibyou. (Seriously kidding.)

This is a hilarious story about two people secretly in love for twenty years. Dogfood sprinkled straight into your heart. Affection rubbed right in your face. Who's not convinced? Come and show off.

In 2035, Xu Youyuan, facing a midlife crisis, decides to swallow her pride and dive into the dating scene to gather inspiration for a romance game she’s developing. Little did she know, a single date leads to big trouble. Xu Youyuan: “Don’t ask. What kind of good experience could dating a brat possibly be?” Shi Yue: “Need me to remind you of the 300-word glowing review *you* wrote?” This anonymous user’s feedback read: “Honestly, unforgettable. Exceptional technique, outstanding strengths, impressive stamina, and an excellent user experience. Tried it *myself*—five stars, highly recommended…” Xu Youyuan: “…”

Zhu Xiao’s arch-enemy, Wu Jiu, suddenly died unexpectedly. Zhu Xiao attended the funeral. At the funeral, he was informed that Wu Jiu had left him a massive inheritance.But there was one condition: he had to visit Wu Jiu’s grave every week.Zhu Xiao agreed.•Zhu Xiao always had a feeling that Wu Jiu wasn’t really dead.So, he made it a point to do outrageous things, including but not limited to dancing at Wu Jiu’s grave and eating fried chicken, deliberately trying to provoke the dead, as if to make even a corpse flip the coffin lid in anger.Until one day, his phone forcefully downloaded an app called “Yin-Yang Communication,” and an anonymous contact messaged him.【You’re something else, eating like a pig at my grave.】Zhu Xiao sent a question mark back and replied:【Who are you?】Then added:【What’s up?】【Wu Jiu.】After a lot of typing and deleting, Wu Jiu awkwardly got to the point:【Burn me a picture of you.】•One day, Zhu Xiao consulted a lawyer about how to handle Wu Jiu’s massive inheritance.His phone started vibrating like crazy.When he opened it, he saw a flood of notifications from the “Yin-Yang Communication” app.【? Who’s that guy next to you?】【Why are you smiling at him?】【You even brought him to my grave?】【Seriously, I’m about to come back to life just because of you!】The next day, as soon as Zhu Xiao stepped outside, he saw his long-dead rival squatting like a mushroom at his doorstep, with green smoke rising from his head, staring at him with a face full of resentment.Zhu Xiao: “…”This was unbelievable!!!