**Extra chapter unlocked at 60%. No real-life references, no real-life references, no real-life references (said three times)—please avoid mentioning real people in the comments. Massive golden finger, CP Shen Tianqing.** At eight years old, Jiang Fanxing watched a legal drama where gorgeous men and women traveled the world, fell in love, and upheld justice—and decided that someone as handsome and adorable as him was born to be a lawyer! He enrolled in law school, becoming the most dazzling star on campus, convinced he was there to raise the bar for lawyers’ looks. Until he saw the once-dashing senior return for a talk—balding, bloated, and greasy after just two years. Horrified, Jiang Fanxing reconsidered. What job wouldn’t waste his beauty and could make him rich? Top answer: *Be a celebrity.* Jiang Fanxing took the advice. Step one to stardom: start as an extra. Work hard, cash in on his looks, retire in ten years! —————————————— As the so-called top rookie, Jiang Fanxing’s mental state is *flawless*, bravely being himself in interviews. *"Why join showbiz? For my dream—to get rich."* *"Coworkers are dumb, but at least they’re hot."* *"Biggest hurdle? Dieting."* *"Screw it, zero days off for three months."* *"Haters, don’t chicken out—my lawyers are ready."* *"Best birthday gift? Not working, just lying at home."* *"I wish for world peace."* PS: The author, a law grad in the field, declines expert advice. A deranged office worker’s unfiltered brainchild.