Shut Up, You Fake Fan

Ye Jiuyue, an unremarkable freshman. Shen Weixing, a top-tier celebrity. Somehow, from an unexpected one-time encounter, they develop a long-term "cooperation," constantly testing the limits of each other's patience. Shen Weixing: I, Shen Weixing, booked a room. Ye Jiuyue: Don't believe it. Shen Weixing: I'll show you my face. Ye Jiuyue: You could have had plastic surgery. Shen Weixing: I'll show you my Weibo. Ye Jiuyue: You could have hacked an account. Shen Weixing: I'll show you my ID. Ye Jiuyue: You could have faked it. Shen Weixing: I could still strangle you.Shen Weixing: Great, you've successfully caught my attention. I'll give you the opportunity to slowly reveal your true intentions. Ye Jiuyue: Oh dear, I just somehow ended up with a prince charming, can you believe it? A story with both the protagonists and their love interest having amusingly unique thought patterns. The bottom seems to be a slow and gentle little bunny but is actually a old hand in sex, sleeping with idols as fate allows, considering each encounter as a gain, and is unbothered by potential endings, while the top is extremely annoyed about this. As for the top, his thought process is so unique that he can construct a completely different narrative in his imagination.