东方玄幻 Novels

After graduating, the penniless Duan Jiaze inherits a private zoo and signs a contract to welcome creatures such as Luya, Daji, Bai Suzhen, and the Black Bear Spirit. From then on, he worries about visitor numbers even in his dreams. From then on, the first zoological park implementing a rating system appears, with visitors under 21 prohibited from seeing Luya. From then on, demons and monsters, as well as monks and Taoists in the dharma-ending age, become excited. ...Years later, at an annual meeting, Duan Jiaze and Luya perform a comedic sketch. Duan Jiaze: Luya never attended elementary school, remained unemployed for thousands of years, and later found a job at Lingyou Zoo as an "animal."Luya: ............

A mixed-blood witch finds himself transported into a cultivation world Bystander: Sword flying isn’t allowed here. Bai Lu: No worries, I ride a broom~ The sky divides twelve domains, the earth spans twelve realms. The unrivaled Xuanshan Immortal Sect stands tall, its Plum Summit Master Huo Xuexiang renowned across all twelve realms. A new disciple named Bai Lu arrives, fortunate to join the sect. Bailu: Sorry, I’ll have to start from the basics. Huo Xuexiang: Meditation? Bailu: Mandarin. Huo Xuexiang: ... Xuanshan Immortal Sect × Xuanshan Mandarin Bridge √ Prophecy A: Huo Xuexiang’s fated partner wields a broom. Huo Xuexiang: Impossible. No one in the cultivation world uses brooms as magical tools, let alone me approaching dust-sweeping objects. Prophecy B: Bailu’s other half is over 200 years her senior. Bailu: That old? No way! Cultivation novel × Hilarious chaos novel √

Zhou Mu was admitted to Hualing Academy, and his classmates shed tears of unity at the corners of their mouths, "Classmate, you smell so good." Want to stick with classmate Zhou Mu, want to hug classmate Zhou Mu, want to live with classmate Zhou Mu! Zhou Mu silently raised his hand, blocking his "especially hungry" label...

He is the last dragon in the cultivation world, precious! Cute! ...and very strong! A medium-length story, beloved protagonist, with some settings from the cultivation part of "I Love Farming."

Tan Xiao, a descendant from a renowned family of mystics in the Chu Province, has been visited by tourists since childhood and received family education: "We are inheritors of intangible cultural heritage, inheritors of folk culture, and official mascots... You must get into a good university and return to expand and strengthen the folk cultural tourism brand." Tan Xiao: "Got it, scientific inheritance, I should choose science subjects like physics and chemistry." To his astonishment, the first time he hosted a sacrificial ritual... a miracle happened?!! Tan Xiao: ? Even more unexpectedly, the deity that appeared became his classmate. Tan Xiao: ??? Tan Xiao: Seriously, even deities nowadays have to take college entrance exams? Kong Xuan, the son of Yuan Feng, renowned for his exceptional beauty across the three realms, Transferred to the Southern Chu No. 1 High School, astonishing the entire school with his looks. Tan Xiao, addressing Kong Xuan: Have you seen where Kong Xuan went? Kong Xuan: ...You don't know what Kong Xuan looks like? Tan Xiao, severely face-blind: With so many people watching him, he must be somewhat good-looking. Kong Xuan: ... Rumor has it that Tan Xiao from Class Three is very arrogant, ignoring both classmates and teachers when passing by. Tan Xiao: …Ah, those are my classmates? Later, Kong Xuan: Come with me to capture a demon. Tan Xiao: ...Oh, can we do it after the evening self-study session? As demons and ghosts frequently appear, Tan Xiao charges to the front lines, defeating them left and right. Colleagues and monsters alike are shocked: Aren’t you supposed to be an official mascot?!

With a father and brother who are both sword cultivators and his own exceptional talent in the sword path, Ye Wuchen naturally became a sword cultivator as well. During an expedition into a secret realm, Ye Wuchen was forcibly bound to the supreme primordial treasure, the Fuxi Qin. The Fuxi Qin is domineering and devours its master. Unwilling to have his soul consumed by the Fuxi Qin, Ye Wuchen had only one path—to abandon the sword and cultivate the qin. From then on, Ye Wuchen was forced to change professions, embarking on a path of no return: either master the qin and attain sagehood or fall into madness! Anti-theft setting: If the subscription rate is below 50%, anti-theft measures will be in place for 72 hours.

Almanac Masters, according to legend, are mystics capable of altering the seasons, festivals, and predicting daily fortunes or misfortunes. Unemployed youth Xiao Nanzhu, inspired by his childhood friend, takes up this ancestral profession. Now, he’s considering whether to call for help. **New Year’s Eve**: "What are you looking at? Don’t want to live to see the New Year?" **Eighth Day of the Lunar Month**: "Today is highly inauspicious—nothing should be undertaken. There might be... bloodshed." **Qingming**: "So, am I a solar term or a festival? Shouldn’t I get double pay?" **Winter Solstice**: "Ah, winter makes me digest faster—I want dumplings, wontons, sweet rice balls~" Xiao Nanzhu: "......"

**More Serious Version:** Yunzhongjun Feng Rugui is a legendary figure in the Taoist sect and a savior of the world. At 14, with a stroke of inspiration, he created the 49-style Guixu Swordplay, astonishing all with his brilliance. At 15, mastering both cultivation and martial arts, he forged the twin swords—Luosu Qingwan and Hansu Cold Iron—earning universal admiration. At 18, trapped in the demon realm, he defended over a hundred disciples for 89 days, shocking the world. At 28, retired in Fengling, living a premature life of leisure, only to be abruptly jilted. ——————————— **Less Serious Version:** Buddhist practitioner Ruyi, the solitary blade who defends the faith, kills to protect the world. Countless Buddhas exist in the Western Pure Land, yet the only true Buddha in Ruyi’s heart is his childhood foster father, mentor, and benefactor: Lord Duanrong, Chang Boning. But Chang Boning’s heart belongs solely to his junior disciple, Feng Rugui, whom he raised himself. …Infuriating. When tasked by Chang Boning to care for Feng Rugui—his lazy, reclusive junior who hasn’t left the mountain in a decade—the habitually cold and aloof Ruyi hides his displeasure perfectly. Until one day, Ruyi discovers that Feng Rugui, just like his foster father, plays the konghou exquisitely. Ruyi, arms behind his back: "…Yunzhongjun, it seems Lord Duanrong taught you well." Feng Rugui: "Tch. Called me ‘foster father’ when you were young, now it’s ‘Yunzhongjun.’" Top: Ruyi (You Hongchen) x Bottom: Feng Rugui Charming yet ruthless Buddhist beauty (gong) x Free-spirited, ambiguous Taoist rogue (shou) **Tagline:** "The world kisses me with pain, so I repay it in kind." **Notes:** 1. Don’t ask if the gong is really bald. The answer is yes. 2. Main shou, younger gong, 1V1. A mix of angst and indulgence, beautiful gong x captivating shou, 5-year age gap. 3. Gong genuinely dislikes the shou initially for various reasons, but expect a "regret and redemption" arc. 4. Multiple CPs ahead. 5. Original pen name: [Dazed Cherry]—deleted due to serious misconduct. Current pen name: [Riding a Whale Southbound]. Follow on Weibo: [JJ-Riding a Whale Southbound].

The protagonist Mo Li is a legendary miracle-working doctor. He has a secret—he is actually a fish demon in human form. But apart from him, there are no other demons in the world. The protagonist travels far and wide, searching for his kind. Yet, instead of finding his kin, he keeps getting caught in trouble he never asked for. *"What a rare treasure. Since it was discovered by your village, to prevent leaks, all of you must die."* The protagonist, who happens to be staying in the village: ... *"Those who achieve great things care not for trivialities—better to kill a thousand by mistake than spare a single suspect. Burn it all!"* The protagonist, resting at an inn: ... *"If you fail to cure her, you will all be buried with my beloved consort!"* The protagonist, inexplicably dragged into the palace upon arriving in the capital: ... *"Hahaha, you’re all mocking me! Admit it—you look down on me! How dare mere insects like you despise me?"* The protagonist, passing by as a sword is pointed at his face: ... Protagonist (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ Damn it, do I, a fish, have to teach you humans how to behave? P.S. Just a playful table of contents—don’t take the incoherent phrasing too seriously. Ignore it.

A major incident has shaken the martial world: The young master of the top noble family in Dongzhou has gone missing! Rumor has it that, on a sudden whim, he wanted to taste the legendary Snowbrew. But then, he encountered a once-in-ten-millennia blizzard and was swept into the treacherous Polar Wasteland— No trace of him has been found, alive or dead. The news sent shockwaves far and wide. Young Master Qiu is famously peerlessly beautiful, delicate yet spoiled, with a terrible temper. Now, that Polar Wasteland is a land of eternal winter, teeming with savage beasts—a place only the most wicked of fiends are banished to. Everyone agreed: The young master would be frozen into shards on his very first day! ………… The noble sects, at the Qiu family’s request, marched grandly into the Polar Wasteland. Finding the young master was just an excuse; their real goal was to exploit the wealth of Dongzhou’s top family to plunder the wasteland. Yet, when they were chased by ferocious beasts and stumbled狼狈 into a snowy valley, everyone froze in shock: Fearsome fiends of all sizes bustled about, hauling bricks and stacking walls. All manner of savage beasts wagged their tails eagerly, playing obedient and dumb. The valley was adorned with jade trees and crystalline branches—a glittering, frost-kissed paradise. And that delicate young master who was supposed to be frozen into shards...? Draped in a cloak woven from phoenix feathers, perched atop the mighty head of the Snow Wolf King, toying with the slender fingers of the most terrifying silver-eyed fiend— He flashed them a grin, baring his mischievous fangs: *"This valley is mine to claim, this wasteland tamed by my hand. If you wish to pass through—* *Leave your fortunes behind."* The noble sects: !!!

Lu Kongxing, the Ninth Prince, was born with white hair and purple pupils, standing out from others. He never sought power, instead toiling tirelessly for his elder brother and the Great Zhao Dynasty, only to end up imprisoned for nineteen years and meet his demise with a cup of poisoned wine. When he opened his eyes again, Lu Kongxing found himself back at the moment he first entered the palace. Disheartened, he had no desire to relive it all. But during the lantern festival meant to crown his elder brother as the crown prince, the city’s lanterns swayed, auspicious clouds descended, lotuses bloomed from the earth, and a white deer arrived with gods riding the wind, inviting him to the immortal realm. Lu Kongxing: "..." Under the gaze of the court officials and the stunned eyes of his father and elder brother, the Ninth Prince seized the deer’s antlers without hesitation, mounted its back, and rode toward the carefree immortal realm amid celestial music. From then on, the mortal world’s turmoil and life-and-death struggles no longer concerned him. Looking back from the white deer’s back, the past years and his former life now seemed like a fleeting dream. Lu Kongxing thought to himself. So... He was meant to become immortal.

### Blurb 1 (Angst Version): The Second Prince of Heaven shattered the sacred Soul Lantern and was stripped of his powers, his beauty sealed, and exiled to the mortal realm to suffer trials. Talentless and plain, the prince became the youngest disciple of the Piaomiao Sect, trembling as he began his path to immortality. At first, everyone bullied him—only the cold, silent Eldest Senior Brother treated him kindly. Later, he learned that the two were bound by fate: unless one perished, they were destined to become cultivation partners. His heart swelled with joy—until the day he saw his senior brother, treasonous and ruthless, pull their master into an embrace, murmuring tenderly: "Miaomiao..." A face once so cold now wore gentle affection. It was the master's pet name. The prince stopped longing for his senior brother's gaze. But he never expected that one day, that same senior brother would beg him, distraught: "Xiao Qi, save Master. Only your life can trade for his." Later, the prince didn’t dodge the blade that came for him, dying beneath his senior brother’s sword. In his fading vision, he saw the disbelief on that beloved face. Returning to Heaven, battered and broken, he asked his father for a Heartless Pearl. After enduring so much suffering, he thought—being an emotionless immortal would be better. Yet he never imagined that his senior brother would become the only Demon Sovereign across the Three Realms. Only then did he learn that after his death, his senior brother had knelt bloodied beneath the phoenix tree, madly piecing together his shattered soul. ### Blurb 2 (Sweet Version): The Ninth Heaven’s Prince shattered the sacred Soul Lantern and was exiled to the mortal realm for trials. Fated to live tragically as "Xiao Qi," hopelessly pining for Senior Brother Qi Yuzu. Xiao Qi’s miserable life played in his mind like a farce: —Fighting the sect leader’s son over Qi Yuzu, getting whipped thirty lashes—slap! —Brawling with a princess over Qi Yuzu, framed and humiliated—slap! —Pining for Qi Yuzu alongside his beautiful master, treated as a mere stand-in—slap! ...The hell? He was sent to endure trials—not to get his face slapped repeatedly! So the prince decided: screw this. He’d embrace the mortal virtues. —Bravery: "Might as well off myself." —Optimism: "LMAO, whatever, I’ll just die." —Serenity: "Why suffer? Suicide solves everything." —Kindness: "Maybe just kill me now?" Yet somehow, his senior brother’s gaze grew increasingly... intense? —Features a "chase-to-the-crematorium" redemption arc. —Blurb sounds heavy, but the actual story is lighthearted! —Crazy x Drama Queen pairing. —Constructive criticism welcome, but no personal attacks~ **Content Warnings:** —ML is horrible early on. —ML has a fake "white moonlight" (later eliminated). —ML = strongest fighter; MC = prettiest face. —Two minor side CPs (minimal focus). —Non-traditional xianxia setting with Eastern fantasy elements. —Romance-centric, plot-light sweet/sour fluff. —Old-school "scum ML + doormat MC" lovers, tread carefully—tone is more comedic!

As a thousand-year-old ginseng spirit, no matter how long he lives, he can't escape the fate of being coveted for his essence. After all, a single kiss prolongs life, and a single bite skyrockets one's cultivation. Cen An might as well be a walking EXP bar. He dodged all sorts of demons, ghosts, and monsters trying to “keep” him, lure him, or hunt him down, until he fled straight into the office of Dr. Ye at Central Hospital, trembling as he spoke: “H-h-hi, can I be a potted plant on your desk?” “Y-y-you could live a hundred years longer just by biting me, I swear QAQ!” The doctor adjusted his glasses. “First, my name isn’t ‘h-h-hi y-y-you.’” “Second, as a vampire, I’m already immortal.” “No appointment? Get out. Next.” ＊Easter Egg: Much, much later, Cen An finally noticed something. “Dr. Ye, why do you have a fox tail QAAAAAQ!!!” △Vampire-fox doctor (top) x Millennium ginseng potted plant (bottom) △The bottom’s new dream: Get a medical license and become a ginseng winner √

After Qin Feng’s death, he received a sinister job offer—Front Desk Receptionist, requirements: 1. Pleasant appearance, terrifying aura—ideally, your photo alone can ward off evil spirits. 2. You will have one fixed partner. Daily pre-shift reminder: *My partner is the best in the world. I must love him every day and never let him out to scare ghosts.* 3. Deal with visitors sincerely and without pretense. Violence first, words last. You *must* slaughter all enemies before your partner lifts a finger. As the face of our company, ensure your slaughtering technique is elegant and dashing. Qin Feng (confused): What kinda front desk is this? Answer: The Underworld Front Desk Reception. Welcome aboard! Later… Qin Feng (*fully satisfied afterlife.jpg*): My partner’s the best in the world! He’s *so* gentle—even when ripping apart rowdy vengeful ghosts. Working with him keeps me motivated every day. A harmonious underworld is just around the corner! Colleagues & Villains: *Too scared to move!*

After thousands of years of devoted cultivation and relentless struggle in the mortal realm, the revered Master Xuanming finally attained enlightenment and ascended to the immortal heavens. He was full of anticipation for immortal life. But slowly, he began to realize that the heavenly realm wasn’t quite what he expected— Ancient gods were obsessed with romance; Divine sovereigns were madly infatuated; Princes and princesses loved and slaughtered each other; And legacies of powerful heirs amounted to nothing but wasted talent. There was no grand purpose, no concern for mortals—every calamity stemmed from romantic entanglements, and the slightest grievance meant mass destruction as collateral. Master Xuanming: ??? We fought tooth and nail in the mortal realm just for a chance to ascend, and *this* is what you immortals are doing? If you really just want love and not duty, then go be lovebirds! Don’t hoard divine authority while slacking off! The mortals of the Three Realms don’t want to die for your *perfect romance*, thanks!

**"A dragon’s reversed scale is untouchable by mortals."** In his youth, Ye Zhuo once ripped the reversed scale from a young black dragon by the eastern sea, forging it into a peerless sword. Years later, that dragon emerged from the abyss of Guixu, seeking vengeance—no quarter given. Rumors swirl that Ye Zhuo, the "World's Greatest Swordsman," wields his unrivaled blade and follows the supreme path of swordsmanship—heartless and untouchable. Yet when Li Yuan tracks him down by the scent of that stolen scale, instead of drawing his sword for a life-or-death duel, he finds his mortal enemy fallen from grace: tricked by an admirer and dosed with a passion-inducing curse. After swiftly dispatching the would-be assailant, Li Yuan studies the face he has longed to tear apart—beautiful, unforgettable. With a smile, he takes a step forward. "Ye Zhuo," he asks, "what do you call this?" Ye Zhuo: **"...Karma."** --- **[Content Notes]** 1. HE, 1v1. 2. Drama-heavy; minor "heartless cultivation" warning; read with caution if you prefer controlled dynamics. 3. Features a dragon egg (remains unhatched).

*Key Points: 【Not an Overpowered Protagonist, but a Mechanic】** *The mechanic template and skills are based on the Female Mechanic from DNF.* As everyone knows, the conditions for a trashy underdog's comeback are: Heaven's Favorite → Talent Destroyed → Decline in Power → Fall into Worthlessness → Universally Despised → Engagement Called Off → Complete Loss of Face Coincidentally, Wen Yuncheng also happened to cross over and went through the exact same process. The only difference? Instead of receiving guidance from some grandmaster's soul, she got bound to a golden finger system calling itself *"The Rise of the Dragon Proud Heaven System."* Wen Yuncheng: But... I'm not a man. ... Facing the broken engagement, the system was ecstatic: Quick! Make them know that fortune ebbs and flows—never bully the young and poor! Wen Yuncheng: Even so, breaking off the engagement is for the best. After all, I'm a girl too! Entering the academy, she runs into her ex-fiancée again. The system rages: Look! That’s the woman who humiliated, abandoned, and dumped you! Go, slap her in the face! Make her regret it! Wen Yuncheng: 【Innocent.jpg】I was trash anyway—wasn’t breaking it off natural? Better than marrying her only to find out I lack a cucumber. System: She’s so arrogant—aren’t you mad? She looked down on you! 【Questioning Its Existence.jpg】 System: Are you *sure* you’re Dragon Proud Heaven?? Wen Yuncheng: ...Maybe I could be a Mary Sue? System: Child, wake up! ... Trash rises, salted fish flips, one star draws near another. By the time Wen Yuncheng realizes it, her ex-fiancée comes seeking her out again, sword in hand. That icy doll from back then now wears a stiff expression—only her faintly reddened earlobes betray her thoughts: *"Wen Yuncheng, let’s get married."*

Yi Qiu read an old-school tragic novel called *Withered Branches*, where the male lead was trash, the female lead was pitiful, and millions of words were spent on pointless suffering with no logic. The ridiculous part? Not only did the story end in tragedy, but the villainess—a white lotus who seduced the male lead and committed every evil deed—became the ultimate winner. This steaming pile of garbage choked her so badly she nearly suffocated. Trash novel, wasted time—give me the pen, I could write a hundred times better than that idiot author! Yi Qiu never imagined that closing and reopening her eyes would *actually* transport her into this dumpster fire of a story. System: *"Mission objective—alter the worldline of *Withered Branches* and guide it toward a logical Happy Ending!"* Getting transmigrated was one thing, but into an old-school tragedy? Fine. A tragic novel? Whatever. But instead of becoming the heroine, the rival, or even the villainess… She became an alpaca. A *fucking* alpaca, raised as the villainess’ beloved spirit pet!!! Yi Qiu: *"How the hell is a goddamn alpaca supposed to change the worldline?"* Yi Qiu: *"By spitting at the villainess??"* System: *"Request acknowledged. Talent skill unlocked."* Yi Qiu: *"???"* **Synopsis 2:** The Three Realms all say that Demon Lord You Yan is peerlessly beautiful—but her heart is venomous, ruthless in pursuit of her goals. Like a ghostly poppy blooming in blood-soaked demon soil, enchanting yet untouchable. She has a brilliant plan to make the Heavenly Emperor’s son, exiled to the mortal realm, fall forever into demonic corruption. She also has an unruly spirit pet that *refuses* to let her carry it out. You Yan: *"Stop fooling around, I’m busy."* Alpaca: *"He~tui!"* You Yan: *"???"* #*Every time I scheme, my pet spits at me* #*Lately, my pet’s been spitting at me even more* #*My pet hasn’t spat at me recently… does love fade?* **Mad Beauty vs. Tsundere Coward.**

Lu Yingjiu has had an unusual constitution since childhood, plagued by misfortune. On an old master’s advice, he wedded a ghost. The exact words were: "I’ll find you a ravishing female ghost." Turns out the old master was a fraud—the marriage was to a nameless wandering spirit. After the ceremony, a chilling wind swept through. The old master knelt, trembling, too scared to say another word. But from then on, Lu Yingjiu’s misfortune vanished, and he gradually forgot about the marriage. Years later, after leaving the Exorcist Alliance to start anew, eerie incidents began again. Broken household items were replaced with brand-new ones by the next morning. Troublesome clients at his shop suffered recurring nightmares. People who schemed against him kowtowed at his doorstep, begging, "Spare me, I’ll never dare again!" Lu Yingjiu: "...?" Later, the porch light kept flickering—clearly a ghost’s doing. The bulb reeked of dark energy, so Lu Yingjiu kept breaking it, but the ghost evaded him. One night, he lay in wait, forcing the ghost to reveal itself— A handsome man stood there, holding a cursed light bulb. Their eyes met. The man said, "I was trying to fix it, but someone kept breaking it. People these days have no manners." Lu Yingjiu: "..." "Why help me?" Lu Yingjiu asked. Shyly, the man replied, "Aren’t we... married?" Lu Yingjiu: ??? Where’s the ravishing female ghost?!

Unit One【Nagging Top】 × 【Chatterbox Bottom】Trust-fund brat Qiao Leran splurges a fortune on an obscure, nobody streamer.Not only does he fail to get a single sweet word in return—he’s often grabbed by the waist and pinned to the wall for a kiss.Qiao Leran: You’re the kept canary. I’m the big spender funding you.Lin Ya: And?Qiao Leran: And then you grab my waist and pin me to the wall to kiss me—What kind of canary is this? You’re a damn golden-winged roc.Lin Ya: Watch your manners. Call me husband.Qiao Leran: …?“Bro, once we finish this ceremony, it’ll be just you and me—two people, one home, three meals, four seasons, five blessings, and smooth sailing all the way…”Unit Two【Goofy Idiot Top】 × 【Gentle Schemer Bottom】Before the awakening.Shen Qi: Brother Xuan is my bro—my BRO!You can’t do that kind of thing with your bro, right?!After the awakening.Shen Qi: I’m cured. Thanks, bro.“I’m taking responsibility for my own innocence!!!”Unit Three【Cold-Blooded Younger Top】 × 【Beautiful Idiot Bottom】Shen Bai: If you pluck three strings and four strings, how many is that?Jing Lin: Seven. Three plus four equals seven.Shen Bai: Wrong. Five.Jing Lin: ……Cue mortified rage, violence, and property damage.“This life, and the next…He knows in his heart there will never again be room for anyone else.”