The Little Alpaca [Book Transmigration ]

Yi Qiu read an old-school tragic novel called *Withered Branches*, where the male lead was trash, the female lead was pitiful, and millions of words were spent on pointless suffering with no logic. The ridiculous part? Not only did the story end in tragedy, but the villainess—a white lotus who seduced the male lead and committed every evil deed—became the ultimate winner. This steaming pile of garbage choked her so badly she nearly suffocated. Trash novel, wasted time—give me the pen, I could write a hundred times better than that idiot author! Yi Qiu never imagined that closing and reopening her eyes would *actually* transport her into this dumpster fire of a story. System: *"Mission objective—alter the worldline of *Withered Branches* and guide it toward a logical Happy Ending!"* Getting transmigrated was one thing, but into an old-school tragedy? Fine. A tragic novel? Whatever. But instead of becoming the heroine, the rival, or even the villainess… She became an alpaca. A *fucking* alpaca, raised as the villainess’ beloved spirit pet!!! Yi Qiu: *"How the hell is a goddamn alpaca supposed to change the worldline?"* Yi Qiu: *"By spitting at the villainess??"* System: *"Request acknowledged. Talent skill unlocked."* Yi Qiu: *"???"* **Synopsis 2:** The Three Realms all say that Demon Lord You Yan is peerlessly beautiful—but her heart is venomous, ruthless in pursuit of her goals. Like a ghostly poppy blooming in blood-soaked demon soil, enchanting yet untouchable. She has a brilliant plan to make the Heavenly Emperor’s son, exiled to the mortal realm, fall forever into demonic corruption. She also has an unruly spirit pet that *refuses* to let her carry it out. You Yan: *"Stop fooling around, I’m busy."* Alpaca: *"He~tui!"* You Yan: *"???"* #*Every time I scheme, my pet spits at me* #*Lately, my pet’s been spitting at me even more* #*My pet hasn’t spat at me recently… does love fade?* **Mad Beauty vs. Tsundere Coward.**