The Mortal Enemy Always Wants to Drag Me into the Coffin
Yu Meng
The third-generation Prince Alessio, a noble vampire, vehemently despised coffins as bedding—especially after his rival dragged him into one while dying. One day, Alessio was awakened by an archaeological excavation, only to find the coffin lid pried open and over a hundred cameras capturing his every angle. Audience A: *Aww, he's about to bite someone! So adorable, those little fangs!* Audience B: *I exercise regularly, have full immunity, fair skin, and delicious blood! Bite me, please!* After a moment of confusion, Alessio’s first reaction was to elbow his rival, who was sleeping in the same coffin, awake. Alessio: *Bastard, wake up! This world is even crazier than you are!*