Chi Kou A Ci Novels

Enoch is a vicious little demon from Western Hell. He hears that to become a Great Demon of Hell, one must commit crimes more heinous than the Seven Princes of Hell. So, Enoch decides to take a risk: steal the treasure and food stores of Hell’s Infernal Dragon, starting with the sins of greed and gluttony. But while eating his spoils, he’s caught by the Infernal Dragon and forced to wear a collar, bound to stay in the dragon’s castle as a little slave to make up for the losses. Enoch immediately rages: *It’s all your fault for hiding your treasures too deep—if I’d found them, I wouldn’t have been caught! Why should I be a slave?!* The Dragon: ? Enoch then acts arrogantly: *And I’m still not full. You—go make me two more dishes.* The Dragon: ? When the dragon cooks and eats the food himself, Enoch grows envious: *How dare you eat so much? You should give it all to me—don’t you dare take a single bite!* At night, as the dragon counts his treasures, Enoch continues seething with envy: *How dare you be so rich? You should let me steal it all—not a single gem should remain with you!* But when the dragon gets injured fighting another archdemon, Enoch remains indifferent. The Dragon: *Why aren’t you jealous anymore? Shouldn’t you say, "These wounds should all be yours—not a single scratch should be left on me"?* Enoch: *Right now, I’m committing the sin of sloth—too lazy to talk. If you’re free, go make me two more dishes.* The Dragon: ? Enoch, steeped in sin, still hasn’t become a Great Demon. So he resorts to his final method—climbing into the dragon’s bed to commit the sin of lust. The Dragon: *I think you have a real talent for being a succubus. Keep it up.* Enoch: *Great! Line up everyone in your castle—I’ll sleep with them one by one! I’m gonna be the Great Succubus!* The Dragon: ? After a long time of debauchery, Enoch still hasn't become a Great Demon. Enoch: *WHY?!* The Dragon: *Because it’s still not lewd enough.* Enoch: *Crying while continuing to be a succubus.jpg*

Xie Yinyue is dying, but he doesn’t want to die yet. To survive, Xie Yinyue, who has never studied exorcism, starts working part-time as a Taoist priest to help people solve supernatural cases. In return, his employers share one month of their lifespan with him and bear half of his pain and sickness. Business isn’t going well, so Xie Yinyue joins a game called "Lock of Longevity." Once inside, failure to clear the game means death—but many players are willing to endure temporary suffering in exchange for a longer life. Xie Yinyue extends his life by helping others clear the game, but his overwhelming strength often leads people to mistake him for an NPC. To him, as long as it doesn’t interfere with his survival, it’s not a problem. Until one day, he meets a real NPC… NPC: "Villains are made of water and bones, heroes are made of mud and bones. Seeing villains refreshes me, but heroes reek of filth. Yet, Mr. Xie, you’re different—you smell so good." Xie Yinyue: "Are you provoking me?" NPC: "No, I’m courting you." Xie Yinyue: "?" *"If the King of Hell demands your death at third watch, I can keep you alive till fifth."*

Gu Rong could come back to life after death. Starting from his first accidental death, he would revive every time he died. A fortune-teller once told him his fate was unlucky and that he needed a softer name, or he would die young. Gu Rong didn’t believe it and insisted on changing his name. The next day, he died from a flowerpot smashing him on the way to the hospital for his sore butt. He was reborn the night before his death. Unconvinced, he took a taxi this time—only to perish in a car crash. On his third rebirth, he walked for five hours to the hospital gate but was stabbed to death in a medical dispute and sent straight to the morgue. The fourth time... Gu Rong finally accepted his fate, but even changing his name back didn’t help. Skipping the hospital meant instant death, yet going meant certain doom. Though he’d revive, Gu Rong—who’d never suffered such humiliation—cried under his blankets at night. His usually hostile roommate overheard and, in a rare moment of pity, took him to the hospital. This time, they arrived safely, and Gu Rong was admitted. Gu Rong: Could it be that staying with him keeps me from dying? Later— Shen Queji’s thoughts: My health-obsessed rival roommate has been clinging to me lately. Does he want to... Shen Queji’s words: Can you stop hugging me? Get your legs off, hands off, and stop biting me!

Xiao Ji’ning transmigrated into a novel as the Ninth Prince, where his childhood companion is none other than the famed Guardian General Jing Yuan—who in the original story had successively beheaded three emperors! Originally hoping to coast on their childhood friendship and live out a carefree life as a leisurely prince, he instead gets bound to a system called [Emperor’s Growth Plan 2 H5], forcing him to compete for the throne. Fail to become emperor, and he dies! Xiao Ji’ning thinks, *Might as well die then—fighting for the throne sounds exhausting.* Yet somehow, Jing Yuan ends up pushing him onto the throne. However, the empress and imperial consort he marries are sapphists, only putting on a show of a marriage with him. The imperial concubines he’s never touched somehow get pregnant, turning him into the ultimate cuckold. Palace maids would rather bond with eunuchs than become his consorts. A girl selling herself to bury her father, upon learning he wants to take her in, immediately flees to become a courtesan instead. And the barbarian prince who claims to be interested in marriage with his sister seems far more interested in joining the harem himself as a consort… Xiao Ji’ning: *What’s the point of being emperor? Dead sooner or dead later—might as well die now.* Jing Yuan: “Then die in my bed?” Xiao Ji’ning: “Help me up—I’m holding a consort selection.”

After reaching overnight fame, Xie Yu'an was betrayed and became a public enemy. Forced into a corner, he chose a perilous path of no return, only to encounter the low-key billionaire Shen Chongcheng, who had just returned to the country, at a cruise party. Fake tycoon: "I'm filthy rich." Shen Chongcheng: "I own dozens of Apple charging cables, so I can charge my phone anywhere." Fake tycoon: "You poor bastard, bragging about a few charging cables?" Xie Yu'an, overhearing this, chose to side with Shen Chongcheng. Two weeks later, with Shen Chongcheng's financial backing, Xie Yu'an made a powerful comeback. Friend: "How on earth did you figure out Shen Chongcheng was loaded?" Xie Yu'an: "He owns dozens of Apple charging cables." Friend: "???" Shen Chongcheng: "I keep one in every villa I own."

Mo Chen is a little fox spirit who fell in love with a great beauty. After the beauty got married, he was heartbroken and drowned his sorrows in alcohol at a demon inn every day. One day, a group of demon hunters arrived at the inn. The little fox was mistaken for a vicious beast and severely injured. While fleeing, he was rescued by a general. The general tended his wounds, made him a golden nest with a soft bed, and carried him in his arms every day, caring for him meticulously. Yet the little fox still felt wronged—all because the general shaved off his fur while treating his injuries! Unable to maintain his aloof and proud persona, the fox fainted from crying over his lost fur. The general, however, laughed while lifting his soft belly: "Do male foxes also have six nipples?" Divine colleagues: "Why has General Yu Wen lost his soul to a fox spirit?" Goddesses: "And a male one at that!" After some thought, the general replied: "Because he has more nipples?" Divine colleagues & Goddesses: "..."

Bai Yichen suffers from face blindness. One day, he wakes up to find that every man in the world has the same handsome face as his ex-boyfriend. Just as he’s overjoyed to the point of madness, Shi Yinan returns—and proposes to him! Heehee, should he say yes? But then things get out of hand. Bai Yichen starts seeing *everyone* as his husband, gazing at them all with deep affection—the bar owner down the street, his childhood best friend, even Shi Yinan’s male secretary… Real husband: …… === After achieving success, Shi Yinan couldn’t let go of his first love—the “white moonlight” of his heart—so he returns to beg for a second chance. To his surprise, his ex agrees immediately, looking at him with the same adoring tenderness as four years ago. Shi Yinan is utterly conquered, loving his ex to the point of obsession, and even decides to marry him. But gradually, he realizes his ex seems to look at *everyone* that way—including his half-brother, his male secretary, even his business rival… Summary: What if every man has the same face as your ex? Green-tinged ex-jerk-turned-loyal hound gong × Truly-insane, devoted, restrained & seductive ED shou

After taking a six-month leave to treat his illness, melancholic youth Yu Pei returns to school and discovers a top student transfer has joined his class. Initially, they have no interaction until one day when Yu Pei, diligently following his doctor's advice to "actively" socialize with classmates, spends an entire night chatting with Luo Changzhou, who is hospitalized with a fever. From then on, the academic ace Luo Changzhou begins paying special attention to Yu Pei, unaware that the nightly "concern" texts he cherishes are actually mass messages... **Yu Pei**: Today I ate an egg pancake. 【Pic】【Pic】【Smiley】 Want me to treat you sometime? Goodnight =3= *[Mass sent. Powers off and sleeps.]* **Luo Changzhou**, after deep contemplation, replies: Street food isn’t hygienic. I’ll make some for you. Three days later, a bewildered Yu Pei receives the homemade pancakes: *Excuse me???* **Top student**: *He keeps sending me goodnight texts—is he into me?* **Patient**: *He keeps saying things I don’t understand—is he sick too?* --- *Dedicated, possessive, healing top × Young master, cunning (×) sickly beauty bottom* **Note**: The bottom has Cotard’s syndrome ("walking corpse syndrome") and hereditary asthma. > **Reading Guide**: 1. 1v1, bottom POV, daily updates. 2. Campusesweet mutual pining, fluff overload. 3. Still philosoph♂♂ical—you know the drill. 4. Questions? Leave a comment; the author replies. 5. Guaranteed no abandoned fic. --- 🔹 **New Work Promotion**: *[The Birth of a Drama King [Entertainment Industry]]* **Trope-heavy showbiz AU**: Sugar daddy × celebrity mutual pining, thick golden finger (OP plot armor), face-slapping wish-fulfillment. After overnight fame, Xie Yu’an is backstabbed into infamy. Forced onto a dangerous path, he meets Shen Chongcheng—a low-key tycoon fresh from abroad—at a shady party. **Fake tycoon**: *I’m loaded.* **Shen Chongcheng**: *I own dozens of Apple charging cables for convenience.* **Fake tycoon**: *You poor bastard—bragging about cables?* **Xie Yu’an**: *[connects the dots and pounces]* Two weeks later, funded by Shen, Xie stages a glorious comeback. **Friend**: *How’d you know he’s rich?* **Xie Yu’an**: *He has dozens of Apple cables.* **Friend**: *???* **Shen Chongcheng**: *One per villa.* --- **Mini-Theater #1** Xie Yu’an: *Can your acting match your wealth?* Shen Chongcheng: *Yes, but your wealth can’t match your acting.* Xie Yu’an: *???* **Mini-Theater #2** Shen Chongcheng: *What clouds my vision? Xie Yu’an’s beauty.* Xie Yu’an: *What clouds my vision? Shen Chongcheng’s bank account.* Please bookmark and comment (ノへ￣、)

The elder told Hai'an that when he opened his eyes, he would see the adult world. But the moment Hai'an did, he found himself in outer space, transformed into a plant called the "Wiggleweed"—and even his little thingy was gone! This is a plant with a humble name but a hard-to-keep-alive nature. To quietly survive as a desk盆栽 without being neglected to death, Hai'an starts his daily routine of wiggling to catch his owner's attention. #How a Plant and a Dragon Fall in Love# Hai'an (wiggling): "Look at me! The soil needs loosening today!!" Augustus: "Hmm, time for some sunlight." Hai'an (wiggling): "Shhh, look at me! Too much water!!" Augustus: "Hmm, time to loosen the soil." Hai'an: "No! I don’t want to die yet! (ノへ￣、)" >Augustus just wanted to quietly keep a potted plant, but eventually, everyone thought he had... special hobbies, like doing unspeakable things to his plant???