A Psycho Has A Crush On Me

After taking a six-month leave to treat his illness, melancholic youth Yu Pei returns to school and discovers a top student transfer has joined his class. Initially, they have no interaction until one day when Yu Pei, diligently following his doctor's advice to "actively" socialize with classmates, spends an entire night chatting with Luo Changzhou, who is hospitalized with a fever. From then on, the academic ace Luo Changzhou begins paying special attention to Yu Pei, unaware that the nightly "concern" texts he cherishes are actually mass messages... **Yu Pei**: Today I ate an egg pancake. 【Pic】【Pic】【Smiley】 Want me to treat you sometime? Goodnight =3= *[Mass sent. Powers off and sleeps.]* **Luo Changzhou**, after deep contemplation, replies: Street food isn’t hygienic. I’ll make some for you. Three days later, a bewildered Yu Pei receives the homemade pancakes: *Excuse me???* **Top student**: *He keeps sending me goodnight texts—is he into me?* **Patient**: *He keeps saying things I don’t understand—is he sick too?* --- *Dedicated, possessive, healing top × Young master, cunning (×) sickly beauty bottom* **Note**: The bottom has Cotard’s syndrome ("walking corpse syndrome") and hereditary asthma. > **Reading Guide**: 1. 1v1, bottom POV, daily updates. 2. Campusesweet mutual pining, fluff overload. 3. Still philosoph♂♂ical—you know the drill. 4. Questions? Leave a comment; the author replies. 5. Guaranteed no abandoned fic. --- 🔹 **New Work Promotion**: *[The Birth of a Drama King [Entertainment Industry]]* **Trope-heavy showbiz AU**: Sugar daddy × celebrity mutual pining, thick golden finger (OP plot armor), face-slapping wish-fulfillment. After overnight fame, Xie Yu’an is backstabbed into infamy. Forced onto a dangerous path, he meets Shen Chongcheng—a low-key tycoon fresh from abroad—at a shady party. **Fake tycoon**: *I’m loaded.* **Shen Chongcheng**: *I own dozens of Apple charging cables for convenience.* **Fake tycoon**: *You poor bastard—bragging about cables?* **Xie Yu’an**: *[connects the dots and pounces]* Two weeks later, funded by Shen, Xie stages a glorious comeback. **Friend**: *How’d you know he’s rich?* **Xie Yu’an**: *He has dozens of Apple cables.* **Friend**: *???* **Shen Chongcheng**: *One per villa.* --- **Mini-Theater #1** Xie Yu’an: *Can your acting match your wealth?* Shen Chongcheng: *Yes, but your wealth can’t match your acting.* Xie Yu’an: *???* **Mini-Theater #2** Shen Chongcheng: *What clouds my vision? Xie Yu’an’s beauty.* Xie Yu’an: *What clouds my vision? Shen Chongcheng’s bank account.* Please bookmark and comment (ノへ￣、)