Can I Keep You Till the Fifth Watch [Infinite]

Enoch is a vicious little demon from Western Hell. He hears that to become a Great Demon of Hell, one must commit crimes more heinous than the Seven Princes of Hell. So, Enoch decides to take a risk: steal the treasure and food stores of Hell’s Infernal Dragon, starting with the sins of greed and gluttony. But while eating his spoils, he’s caught by the Infernal Dragon and forced to wear a collar, bound to stay in the dragon’s castle as a little slave to make up for the losses. Enoch immediately rages: *It’s all your fault for hiding your treasures too deep—if I’d found them, I wouldn’t have been caught! Why should I be a slave?!* The Dragon: ? Enoch then acts arrogantly: *And I’m still not full. You—go make me two more dishes.* The Dragon: ? When the dragon cooks and eats the food himself, Enoch grows envious: *How dare you eat so much? You should give it all to me—don’t you dare take a single bite!* At night, as the dragon counts his treasures, Enoch continues seething with envy: *How dare you be so rich? You should let me steal it all—not a single gem should remain with you!* But when the dragon gets injured fighting another archdemon, Enoch remains indifferent. The Dragon: *Why aren’t you jealous anymore? Shouldn’t you say, "These wounds should all be yours—not a single scratch should be left on me"?* Enoch: *Right now, I’m committing the sin of sloth—too lazy to talk. If you’re free, go make me two more dishes.* The Dragon: ? Enoch, steeped in sin, still hasn’t become a Great Demon. So he resorts to his final method—climbing into the dragon’s bed to commit the sin of lust. The Dragon: *I think you have a real talent for being a succubus. Keep it up.* Enoch: *Great! Line up everyone in your castle—I’ll sleep with them one by one! I’m gonna be the Great Succubus!* The Dragon: ? After a long time of debauchery, Enoch still hasn't become a Great Demon. Enoch: *WHY?!* The Dragon: *Because it’s still not lewd enough.* Enoch: *Crying while continuing to be a succubus.jpg*

Gu Rong could come back to life after death. Starting from his first accidental death, he would revive every time he died. A fortune-teller once told him his fate was unlucky and that he needed a softer name, or he would die young. Gu Rong didn’t believe it and insisted on changing his name. The next day, he died from a flowerpot smashing him on the way to the hospital for his sore butt. He was reborn the night before his death. Unconvinced, he took a taxi this time—only to perish in a car crash. On his third rebirth, he walked for five hours to the hospital gate but was stabbed to death in a medical dispute and sent straight to the morgue. The fourth time... Gu Rong finally accepted his fate, but even changing his name back didn’t help. Skipping the hospital meant instant death, yet going meant certain doom. Though he’d revive, Gu Rong—who’d never suffered such humiliation—cried under his blankets at night. His usually hostile roommate overheard and, in a rare moment of pity, took him to the hospital. This time, they arrived safely, and Gu Rong was admitted. Gu Rong: Could it be that staying with him keeps me from dying? Later— Shen Queji’s thoughts: My health-obsessed rival roommate has been clinging to me lately. Does he want to... Shen Queji’s words: Can you stop hugging me? Get your legs off, hands off, and stop biting me!

Xiao Ji’ning transmigrated into a novel as the Ninth Prince, where his childhood companion is none other than the famed Guardian General Jing Yuan—who in the original story had successively beheaded three emperors! Originally hoping to coast on their childhood friendship and live out a carefree life as a leisurely prince, he instead gets bound to a system called [Emperor’s Growth Plan 2 H5], forcing him to compete for the throne. Fail to become emperor, and he dies! Xiao Ji’ning thinks, *Might as well die then—fighting for the throne sounds exhausting.* Yet somehow, Jing Yuan ends up pushing him onto the throne. However, the empress and imperial consort he marries are sapphists, only putting on a show of a marriage with him. The imperial concubines he’s never touched somehow get pregnant, turning him into the ultimate cuckold. Palace maids would rather bond with eunuchs than become his consorts. A girl selling herself to bury her father, upon learning he wants to take her in, immediately flees to become a courtesan instead. And the barbarian prince who claims to be interested in marriage with his sister seems far more interested in joining the harem himself as a consort… Xiao Ji’ning: *What’s the point of being emperor? Dead sooner or dead later—might as well die now.* Jing Yuan: “Then die in my bed?” Xiao Ji’ning: “Help me up—I’m holding a consort selection.”

After reaching overnight fame, Xie Yu'an was betrayed and became a public enemy. Forced into a corner, he chose a perilous path of no return, only to encounter the low-key billionaire Shen Chongcheng, who had just returned to the country, at a cruise party. Fake tycoon: "I'm filthy rich." Shen Chongcheng: "I own dozens of Apple charging cables, so I can charge my phone anywhere." Fake tycoon: "You poor bastard, bragging about a few charging cables?" Xie Yu'an, overhearing this, chose to side with Shen Chongcheng. Two weeks later, with Shen Chongcheng's financial backing, Xie Yu'an made a powerful comeback. Friend: "How on earth did you figure out Shen Chongcheng was loaded?" Xie Yu'an: "He owns dozens of Apple charging cables." Friend: "???" Shen Chongcheng: "I keep one in every villa I own."