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Otaku, even in the interstellar world, remains an otaku. Wu Zimo, a tech-savvy single dog, feels no pressure; as long as there’s internet and a computer, nothing is a problem! As for male gods, such magical beings should sit obediently on the altar, wearing noble and cold expressions to receive the daily three incense sticks from devotees! Otaku: So, Marshal, we should be sprinting vigorously on the road of single dogs, right? Marshal: ...Ha! Ha!

The physical book of "Abnormal Seas" has been published; "Abnormal Seas 2: Like an Abyss" is now complete, welcome to read. On the day the Crisis Office's Mental Adjustment Division officially established, staff member Xie Zijin decided to spare no effort in ardently pursuing his ex-boyfriend, Qin Ge, who seemed to have lost his memory. Division head Qin Ge also decided to spare no effort in first cleaning up the overload of obscene thoughts in Xie Zijin's brain. ******** Embrace me, forming a whirlpool Twisting gravity, churning waves ——《Whirlpool》 ******** 1. A story of mysterious tales + suspense, with episodic plots + main storyline, set in a fictional background, featuring various "special humans" as the main characters; 2. Smooth-talking Sentinel x Annoyed Guide; 3. "Sentinel" and "Guide" refer to a certain type of special human in the story, not the current definition of sentinels and guides; both possess a spiritual animal form. 4. This story will be a mix of serious nonsense (involving some psychology and psychiatry content); in the world of this story, all concepts are real; 5. The story has no relation to real seas; here, "seas" refers to the spiritual world inside the minds of sentinels and guides. **Bold: Readers using the app, if you find a chapter appears "locked," please exit the app and try opening it again. It's a bug in the app.** [[[This story will become premium on October 11th, and I hope to see everyone afterward, happily chasing updates and laughing together in the comments~]]]

The Lost Cultural Relics Recovery and Management Committee, a branch under the National Museum’s Cultural Restoration Center, has recently encountered several headaches: 1. The artifact collection device they manage has stopped functioning properly. 2. The new device administrator spends all his time secretly observing a certain temp worker, showing little enthusiasm for his job. 3. To motivate him, they tried matchmaking him with the temp worker—only to be sternly rejected. 4. After the rejection, the temp worker issued a death threat to the committee’s director. Furious, the director insists on assigning the temp worker and the administrator as a permanent special task force—no separation allowed.

The rivalry between the eastern and western towers of the military headquarters has persisted for a long time, and this year’s two new recruits only poured more fuel on the fire. On enlistment day, the top-scoring sentinel and the top-scoring guide in the assessments clashed fiercely, nearly leveling the entire training ground. From then on, the nicknames "Li Zhuang of the East" and "Qi Yan of the West" spread like wildfire. Everyone waited eagerly for the two rising troublemakers to face off again once their spiritual manifestations fully awakened. Then came the matching exchange event. Amidst the scent of guide pheromones, Li Zhuang stared at Qi Yan’s alluring features and drawled lazily, *What an adorable spiritual manifestation—can I touch it?* Before the words had fully left his mouth, a goshawk materialized, leaving devastation in the wake of its hurricane-like wings. Its commanding presence exuded regal dominance. Standing beneath those immense wings, Qi Yan smiled faintly. *Who’s adorable? Say it again.* It was common knowledge that while other guides provided soothing mental relief, Qi Yan’s “soothing” was nothing short of psychological torment. Yet, one person was inexplicably enthralled, delighting in the “abuse” again and again. * Touted as history’s most formidable human weapon, Li Zhuang’s spiritual power went berserk one day, laying waste to everything within a ten-mile radius. Overwhelmed by the sheer force of his unleashed energy, the onlookers could do nothing but watch helplessly—until a lone figure strode forward with unshaken calm. Unfazed by the tempest of spiritual power, Qi Yan walked into the storm before the astonished crowd and gently pulled Li Zhuang into his embrace. #The battlefield’s untamed King × The sky-soaring guardian# #Even the fiercest beast will one day be tamed by the goshawk#

At Cloudcrest Military Academy, Feng Yi is one of the least talented students—unable to harness his mental energy or summon a spiritual beast. Of course, he doesn’t even belong to this bizarre world. Where he’s from, no one can just *poof* conjure an animal spirit. But the system bound to him says that to return home, he must pet fluffy spiritual beasts 100 times. Easy enough, because Feng Yi is famously known as the *Fur Slayer*. The mountain-guarding tiger, agile leopard, far-seeing eagle, battle-hardened wolf, cunning fox… To Feng Yi, they’re all just: *Good dogs*. ***** Upon enrollment, he was merely a B-rank civilian guide, yet he could effortlessly subdue A-rank sentinels, intimidate S-rank guides, and leave S-rank sentinels wary. Petting spiritual beasts—an act of intimacy—he performs with utter nonchalance and arrogance. The invisible killer wasp, the lethally beautiful jellyfish, the chaotic illusory butterfly… Why does *he* possess such an unpredictable spiritual beast? The emotions and identity hidden behind his ever-present black mask—do they signify he’s unreadable, imperceptible? Feng Yi: *Your spiritual beasts naturally like me—not my fault.* Feng Yi: *The system made me pet them—don’t blame me.* Feng Yi: *The spiritual beast? Bought from the system store!* Feng Yi: *I just have allergies—your pheromones are too strong.* Powerful, calm, mysterious, cruel yet gentle, he defies rules and reigns supreme. This is the unanimous perception of Feng Yi at Cloudcrest Military Academy. Feng Yi: *Okay, that does sound pretty cool.*

Sentinel bottom: There's something I need to confess. Guide top: You really pick your timing, huh? We just finished bonding—now whatever you say, I have to accept it. Sentinel bottom: Actually, I’m reborn. Guide top: Oh, that’s it? Well, I’ll confess too—I’m a transmigrator. Sentinel bottom: Huh? Guide top: The world we’re in is actually a book. You’re the villain, I’m the cannon fodder. Here’s the book—see for yourself. Sentinel bottom: … (*flips through*) Oh, this is my second life… Tch, the X Star rebels are so useless—how did they even get suppressed? The Y Country government is beyond incompetent, wasting all their advantages. And the Z Space Pirate leader—what kind of idiot betrays for love? Guide top: Wait, you’ve lived more than one rebirth? Sentinel bottom: This is my third life. Never expected to come back again. And even more unexpected… to have the luck of meeting you— Guide top: What about meeting me? Sentinel bottom: Since I met you, I’ve decided… to turn over a new leaf. The top transmigrates into a vain, lovesick cannon-fodder guide who, in the near future, will have their glands destroyed by a jealous admirer. But the real horror? He’s the only guide in the world with a 60%+ compatibility rate with the novel’s most terrifying villainous sentinel. Top: Hold on—the book never mentioned this! Wasn’t this sentinel supposed to die because no guide even met his minimum compatibility threshold? Villain Sentinel: That just means you were meant for me. I’m pleased—I’ll spare this planet for now. Top: … Note 1: Always 1v1. Note 2: The top is a guide but has a physique comparable to an average sentinel—reasons explained in-story. Note 3: Heavy AU elements; very non-traditional Sentinels/Guides. Note 4: Don’t like? Click away—no need for impassioned essays.

【Guide (attacker) × Sentinel (receiver), strong protagonists】 Lu Yuanfeng is a low-level guide whose compatibility with all sentinels is under 20%. He can’t even establish the most basic mental link—even in this era of extreme guide scarcity, he’s a truly baffling anomaly. With no talent to enter the White Tower, he’s stuck scavenging in polluted zones with outpost sentinels. During one expedition, the polluted zone unexpectedly collapses, and countless mutated creatures threaten to swallow Lu Yuanfeng whole—until a man suddenly descends from above, reducing the monsters to bloody pulp with his blade. Lu Yuanfeng stares at the highest-level danger mark on the man’s uniform and those pure white eyes, lost in thought. Good news: This guy must be an SSS-rank sentinel. Bad news: He’s in a frenzied state, and his next target seems to be… him. Lu Yuanfeng: Thanks, I’m alive—but not really. As the other turns to attack him, Lu Yuanfeng resorts to desperate measures, releasing his spiritual entity in an attempt to form a mental link. The expected assault never comes. But wait… Horrified, Lu Yuanfeng watches the spiritual tentacles coiling around the man. Isn’t his spiritual entity supposed to be a cat? Since when did it become a tentacle monster—WHAT THE HELL?! … The Empire’s strongest combatant, SSS-rank sentinel Helou Yin, has never found a matching guide. His mind teeters on the brink of frenzy, and the only fate awaiting him is descent into madness and destruction. His mental landscape is forever a blood-red sky—cold, desolate, untouched by any other presence. Until one day, a bunch of tentacles inexplicably squeeze in, chattering strange words: 【Wow, a snek】 【White one】 【So cute】 Helou: ? THAT’S A PYTHON!!! … After awakening a dual spiritual entity, three problems persistently plague Lu Yuanfeng: 1. The tentacles won’t obey and keep running off. 2. His compatibility with the SSS-rank sentinel is alarmingly high. 3. The unruly tentacles keep worming their way into the other’s mental landscape—AGAIN! One day, Helou finally corners Lu Yuanfeng, his voice low and accusatory: “Why…?” Lu Yuanfeng hides the tentacles behind his back: “Uh, I can explain—” The top-tier sentinel glares coldly, though his ears burn red: “Then why haven’t you approved the exclusive match yet?” Lu Yuanfeng: ? This isn’t what he expected…

Human Base B-73 was attacked by extraterrestrial creatures, resulting in heavy casualties. The Falcon Special Forces were dispatched for rescue. Amid a cluttered basement, Lu Zexuan spotted a strange youth. The young man was pale and frail, his striking heterochromatic eyes—one black, one red—utterly unresponsive. A palm-sized spiritual fox lay weakly at his feet, barely alive. —This was a severely injured Guide. Lu Zexuan immediately brought him back to the safe zone for treatment. The boy claimed his name was Yu Ran, having just awakened as a Guide last month with a pitiful C-rank psychic ability. Within days, officials in the safe zone began dying under mysterious circumstances. Federal investigators arrived, only to discover that each victim had some degree of connection with Yu Ran. Yet every time, he had a perfect alibi. *** Suspicious of Yu Ran’s origins, Lu Zexuan filed a matching application with the Association to keep the boy close and uncover the truth. Soon, rumors spread: "S-rank Sentinel Lu Zexuan is interested in a C-rank Guide?" "That Guide is only 18?" "General Lu has… unique tastes." At a federal banquet, the newly minted adult Guide stood beside the towering general, appearing innocent, pitiful, and fragile. Instinctively, Lu Zexuan shielded him, guarding him closely. Until one day, when the Falcon Special Forces were surrounded by extraterrestrial creatures and Lu Zexuan was critically injured, his psyche on the verge of collapse. Before losing consciousness, he saw the small Guide suddenly unleash countless crimson psychic tendrils, savagely assaulting the horde. The massive creatures were engulfed in a red tide. Yu Ran, usually pure and innocent, now stood with resolute sharpness in his gaze, his overwhelming psychic power forcing every monster to its knees. Stepping over the sea of corpses, he approached Lu Zexuan and extended his hand, coolly asking, "Need my protection, General Lu?" Lu Zexuan: "…………" *** A seemingly harmless youth harbored terrifying psychic power. He was the Federation’s first Guide to awaken dual spiritual entities.

The story follows a proud, sharp-tongued, tsundere Guide from a ducal family and her silent, action-focused Sentinel bodyguard as they struggle through the awkward, humiliating, and challenging ordeal of survival after being stranded on a deserted island. Hua Mu, powerless in combat, has no choice but to rely on her Guide abilities to control Bai Zhen, this big guard dog of a Sentinel.

University teacher Shen Chunlan, new to the job, quickly receives a bold confession from a student in his class. Rao Xinghai: "Mr. Shen, I like you. I’m going to pursue you." Shen Chunlan: "Did you pass CET-4? If not, don’t talk to me." But the troublemaker in class isn’t the only one. Shen Chunlan swings daily between "Young people are so cute" and "Young people are such a hassle," drafting and deleting resignation letters. Rao Xinghai: "I’m the most well-behaved." Shen Chunlan: "Shut up!"

I transmigrated into a novel and became a paralyzed, dark and twisted, yet stunning beauty like a celestial being. The key point is, I turned out to be a powerful and impotent guide.The system informed me that if I could successfully navigate through the plot, ensuring crucial plot points and the final outcome remained unchanged, I would be rewarded with a healthy and secure body. I, the MC, believed there wouldn’t be any problems.Originally, Male Lead 1 and Male Lead 2 were meant to be a couple. However, right at the beginning, ML 1’s brother, who was supposed to tragically die despite rescue attempts, inexplicably survived. His resurrection forced ML 2 to reluctantly marry him, causing the entire novel to collapse from the start.MC: …MC: Then let his brother marry me?Then the MC realized that the character he wore was the one who killed ML 1’s brother back then.MC: …The brother was nothing like the gentle and loyal dog described in the book. Instead, he was a fierce and wild sentinel, biting anyone he could catch.MC: Maybe it’s better to just remain half-paralyzed.Brother: Don’t you want to give it a try, just for a challenge?

What's it like to be stuck with a mentally unstable sentinel? From dawn till dusk, he insists he’s from Earth in the distant 790 Galaxy, a sentinel who never remembers to turn on white noise—instead, he begs for hugs when his head hurts. He craves spicy food, then rolls on the ground in pain, pleading for kisses. He tries to hit crowded streets or party at nightclubs, only to melt down screaming Beiyuan’s name. Worst of all, he asks why everyone here keeps a pet—hello, your combat quantum beast is weeping. In short, this is a sweet romance disguised as a sci-fi story: an older sentinel time-travels back to campus, battles a shattered mental world, and still manages to pursue the hot guide teacher next door. Kinda forced marriage trope. Gentle, powerful guide (top) × hot transmigrated sentinel (bottom) An alien desperately pretending to be a local (bottom), and the one who quietly watches the act before sighing, "Fine, I forgive you" (top).

Though Zelig is lazy and unkempt, his true identity is that of a heartthrob. As such, his greatest dilemma in life is the countless highly compatible Sentinels who desire to become his partner... But all he wants is to find someone 100% compatible Q_O Sentinels and Guides AU. Slice-of-life romance. Main CP: Obsessive-compulsive, neurotic top × Elite in public, slob in private bottom Side CP: Loyal but wild dog top × Neat-freak queen bottom In a nutshell: A bunch of mentally unwell people stubbornly pursue love despite their flaws.

Qiao Ran was a useless Guide. Not long after his abilities awakened in childhood, he somehow lost his spirit animal in a muddle, and with it, his Guide powers.He could no longer fulfill his dream of joining the military, so he settled for the next best thing—becoming a worker at a green vegetable farming base, responsible for delivering produce to an upscale sanatorium affiliated with a certain Federation legion.One day, Qiao Ran stumbled upon a stroke of insane luck: he found an ownerless spirit animal—a huge white lion.Though this big white lion wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed, its fur was soft and petting it was pure bliss. Its abilities were top‑tier too. One deep sniff of it felt like taking a miracle tonic—his headaches vanished, his back stopped aching, and from then on, Qiao Ran lived a self‑sufficient, happy little life.Until, days later, the lion's owner showed up at his door—a neurotic, mood‑swinging man. And Qiao Ran's good days came to an end.Before:Qiao Ran: “Can I borrow your lion for a quick rub? Just one little rub!”The man: “Ugly? Rejected.”Later:Qiao Ran: “I'm so tired... can't rub anymore... can I take a break?”The man: “No.”Even later:The man: “You're about to rub my lion bald. I'll allow you to switch your target to me.”Qiao Ran: “???”Reading Guide:Sentinel & Guide universe, with some original settings (two‑setting AU).A clueless Guide × a rabies‑like Sentinel. Both the top and bottom are a little unhinged, but they will heal each other through mutual companionship and walk hand in hand toward the peak of life ~

Sword Sect leader Ling Moqiong may be named "No Poverty,"(Mo Qiong) but he’s always been dirt-poor and single. After failing a heavenly tribulation, he transmigrated across the stars, becoming Moqiong, the only S-ranked guide in the Star River Alliance—and gained a fiancé to boot. His fiancé, Chu Lin, is the First Legion’s Marshal and the Star River Alliance’s richest man—the richest! According to Alliance law, as long as Ling Moqiong forms a spiritual bond with Chu Lin and helps stabilize his fiancé’s teetering mental sea, he’ll inherit 80% of Chu Lin’s wealth, becoming the new Alliance tycoon. Staring at Chu Lin’s smoldering photo, Ling Moqiong giggled like a happy pig. Having been penniless for thousands of years in his past life—not even scoring a cultivation partner—Ling Moqiong, now envisioning a future of wealth and romance, gleefully picked a fight to celebrate. Accidentally, he ended up earning a legendary reputation. * Sentinels are supposed to pair with guides, but Chu Lin fell for a young Sentinel. He buried his feelings deep, mentoring the boy as his successor, molding him into a formidable warrior, and showering him with gifts—only for all those presents to end up in the hands of his guide fiancé. The man he loved... was in love with his fiancé?! Chu Lin resolved to call off the engagement and bless the pair—until he realized his fiancé had the exact same face as his crush. His beloved/fiancé then raged, “Chu Lin! You’ve taken me to see stars and moons, gifted me starships and planets—how dare you dump me?!” Chu Lin: “...” *What the hell—this guy who can beat me up... is a guide?!*