团宠 Novels

Ning Yuyi unexpectedly transmigrated into a novel as a cannon-fodder male supporting character. He grew up in the same orphanage as the protagonist, and according to the original story's "slap-in-the-face" plot, he was supposed to vanish within three chapters.In the original plot, the protagonist would slap Ning Yuyi in the face in Chapter 1, snatch a major supporting role in a big-budget production, and then become a breakout star that summer.But now, Ning Yuyi stared blankly at the role that had somehow been pre-assigned to him the day before the audition – and said nothing.In the original plot, the protagonist would be found by his wealthy biological father midway through the story, reclaimed into the family, and inherit billions in assets.Ning Yuyi stared at his newly found family – an A-list celebrity older brother, a CEO older brother, and parents ranked among the top of the Forbes global rich list – and fell even more silent.In the original plot, the protagonist would later collaborate with the world-renowned Fan Corporation, lifting his own family from obscure nouveau riche to genuine high society.Ning Yuyi, dazed, held the bouquet that Fan Zhongchuan had given him – on which hung an engagement ring. He was silent… but couldn't stay silent anymore!!!"Wait a minute, this isn't how the original story goes, QAQ!"Some gossip accounts leaked that Ning Yuyi had recently been photographed standing intimately with multiple wealthy men and a top celebrity, leading to speculation that he was being kept by several people.But then…Xie Yezhou: "Come come come, let me introduce you – my long-lost biological brother, @Ning Yuyi."Fenghua Entertainment – Xie Yinan: "My brother, thank you. @Ning Yuyi"Xie Group: "Allow us to introduce our young master. @Ning Yuyi"Fan Corporation: "My boyfriend. @Ning Yuyi"Netizens: "!!!"Fans: "???"Ning Yuyi: "I accidentally became the darling of two powerful families."

Jing Yi is a poor man who has no food to eat. An accident made him a butler in a series of sadistic articles.The kind with food and accommodation.He thought he could live a good life now, but he soon found out that the young masters of this family are all extremely love-brained, crazy for love, and their IQ jumped off the building in the later period. The family business was ruined, and the whole family had to squat under the bridge.Jing Yi was irritable: a good job, it was gone just like that.＊＊On the first day Jing Yi came here, he saw that the silly fourth young master of this family was willing to tear his face with his brothers in order to elope with a man, and planned to run away and never contact each other again.Jing Yi complained in his heart while watering the flowers –[Go ahead, go ahead, and leave without saying a word. If you dare to leave the house, your legs will be broken by true love immediately, and you can only spend the rest of your life in a wheelchair…]The young masters who were arguing suddenly became as quiet as chickens.– What? ? !The fourth young master was so angry that his eyes were red. Jing Yi was thinking about whether to find a way to remind him, and then he saw him suddenly ran out of the door and kicked the man waiting outside the door into the gutter.

Feng Yuan is a chubby little phoenix in the mythical world of Shanhai, raised by his father since birth. One day, the Shanhai realm collapses, and his father is on the brink of death. Wiping blood from his lips, Dad picks up plump little Yuan— "Come, Daddy’s taking you to find your other father!" This little chubby phoenix is about to get a new caretaker! —— After arriving in the human world with his phoenix father: Phoenix Dad, weakened by his injuries, coughs up blood even while walking. Their life is miserable. To ease the burden, the little phoenix scavenges through trash bags while searching for his other father. Catching his father’s scent, the grubby little phoenix proudly waddles over— *"Chirp chirp."* Bad Dad, your Yuan is here! —— His amnesiac CEO father doesn’t recognize the little phoenix—or his sickly, beautiful wife either. Frowning, he points at the chirping ball of fluff and asks in disbelief— "You’re telling me… *you and I* had a bald, chubby chick?" Little Phoenix: "???" His beady black eyes widen in outrage. Who’s chubby?! Who’s bald?! Who’s a *chick?!* —— Despite his father’s disdain, the little phoenix is born with the power of auspicious fortune. His father’s family is ancient, mysterious, and extravagantly wealthy—but cursed. The missing eldest uncle, the insane third aunt, the ghost-marrying youngest uncle… The withdrawn little cousin, the beautiful but twisted older cousin… The little phoenix isn’t afraid at all. With his chubby face lifted, he toddles to each relative, arms outstretched— "Hold Yuan Yuan!" Whoever hugs Yuan Yuan, Yuan Yuan will protect them! —— Later, everyone healed and protected by the little phoenix starts fighting over him. Grandparents gift castles, aunts and uncles give planes and yachts. The cousins, scowling darkly, try to hide him away. Amid the chaos, the little phoenix grabs his backpack and dashes to his childhood friend— "Qin Xun, help me with homework!" "If I don’t finish it, Yuan Yuan will get spanked again! QAQ!" —— *Childhood sweethearts, everyone spoiling the baby. *Super fluffy. —————— **Side Promotion: My ongoing fluffy baby novel, *The Little Fish Who Doesn’t Want to Be a Villain,* a chubby little fish’s quest for family!** Synopsis: Yu Pangpang is a royal little fish, doted on by his merfolk clan despite not having a father. One day, the entire clan is slaughtered by mysterious forces. The sole survivor, clutching his plump little tail, vows through tears— "Pangpang will find the killers… and avenge them!" —— Revenge proves difficult. With the help of a villain system, the round little fish sets goals: 1. Hide his tail—stay alive! 2. Find a future apocalyptic villain—baby black dragon! Make him his sidekick now! 3. Become the world’s greatest villains so no one can hurt them! Before finding the dragon, though, he rescues an amnesiac tycoon. The man is gorgeous… but suffers terrible headaches. Hesitating, the fish opens his mouth—and sings *painfully* off-key to heal him. But as more bigshots pile up demanding songs, the little fish panics. "Pangpang needs to find baby dragon! No more singing!" —— Across the universe, an inexplicable corruption spreads—twisting emotions into despair. Only merfolk songs can purify it. With the merfolk extinct, salvation seems lost… Until a chubby little fish opens his mouth—and sings *horribly* yet miraculously. At first, the universe denies it: "No way this tone-deaf toddler is a mer—" Later, listening grudgingly, they lie through their teeth: "Truly… a merbaby! So much… *cuteness*… in his singing!" Little Fish: "QAQ." —— Exposed, the fish is now the universe’s most coveted treasure. The bigshots he’s saved all fight to adopt him. Little Fish: "..." No dads needed. Offering half-eaten cake, he coos to the villainous baby dragon— "Eat this… then you’re *my* dragon!" He’ll ride his dragon to vengeance! The dragon eats the cake… then *refuses* to be his lackey. The fish bursts into tears. —— Later, the cold little dragon declares he won’t be a minion—but the fish’s *future spouse*. The fish ponders… just as the outraged bigshots pounce. "Over our dead bodies, you bratty lizard!" *Group pampering, baby-raising galore. *CP: Baby Black Dragon.

Da Yan Crown Prince Xiao Ling suddenly transmigrates into the modern world, landing in the C-spot of the entertainment industry with his stunning looks—only to become the universally hated, officially pushed “industry embarrassment.” Xiao Ling: QAQ He decides to clear his name and turn over a new leaf. On the first day of his redemption, he flawlessly recites exact passages from the Four Books and Five Classics on a variety show, breaking the internet. On the second day, a video of him practicing swordplay in traditional attire goes viral, with netizens exclaiming, “Divinely breathtaking!” On the third day, he realizes he's run into familiar faces— Huh? Why does this variety show director look exactly like his doting royal uncle? And why does the editor-in-chief who posted the video resemble that imperial censor who used to scold him daily? Director: Greetings, Your Highness. Editor: Mwah, Your Highness~ —Did you all form a team to grind the entertainment industry dungeon?! I just want to be an idol properly—stop pampering me like the Crown Prince! #Life as the universe’s ultimate group pet is exhausting# On the fourth day, the company gets new leadership, and the freshly appointed CEO gives an on-site masterclass. When Xiao Ling finally meets the big-shot CEO who’s pulling out all the stops to make him famous, his entire world is rocked. This man… this man looks exactly like his former tutor, Senior Mentor Xue Wenshu! The very same Xue Wenshu whose clothes he once tore, into whose robes he stuffed crickets, and whom he constantly provoked! The perpetually icy CEO smiles faintly: “Long time no see, my little Highness.”

Transmigrated into a chubby orange cat, Six Miao lives a life pampered by her servants. Her only frustration in this feline life? Her servants keep telling her to lose weight and try to control her meals—so annoying~ To fill her belly, Six Miao masters two skills: 1. Begging for food outside the convenience store 2. Playing the field—one cat eating from three households ... Pretty Girl: "You’ve gained weight, no freeze-dried treats next week." That very night, the vengeful feline seeks retribution. While the girl is passionately gaming, the cat plops onto her keyboard, and angry teammate shouts erupt through her headphones: @#%@&￥# Handsome Guy: "You’re getting too fat, no more canned food next month." For the next week, he wakes up daily at 5:30 AM to a suffocating cat sitting on his face. The guy breaks down: "Fine, you win! I’ll buy you whatever you want!" Only the Sweet Aunt doesn’t mind Six Miao’s weight, feeding her extra fish treats every day. Then one day, the three servants cross paths, and the two-timing (or rather, three-timing)Jerk Cat is exposed. Pretty Girl: "That’s MY Six Miao!" Handsome Guy: "No, that’s MY King!" Sweet Aunt: "Actually, she’s MY Orange!" After comparing notes, the three servants are stunned—what a Jerk Cat!! Finally, they ask: "So,Jerk Cat, who are you leaving with?"

In the interstellar era, humans evolved to awaken their beastman genes before the age of 18. But Shen Zhi was an exception. It wasn’t until he turned 20 that he suddenly awakened his beastman gene—a stunning mermaid tail. Yes, Shen Zhi gloriously became the only mermaid in the entire galaxy. To avoid being captured by the Science Academy for blood tests and research, he quietly concealed his evolutionary gene and sneaked into the entertainment industry with a small bundle to earn money. He wanted to buy a mansion! One with a luxurious pool where he could soak his tail! Shen Zhi kept his tail well hidden, and his father kept his origins equally secret. It wasn’t until Shen Zhi was stopped by his uncle, cousin, grandfather, and grandmother at a filming set that he learned his father was the runaway young master of a wealthy family. Shen Zhi: Shocked.JPG Staring at his uncle, who controlled the empire’s economic lifeline, Shen Zhi fell deep into thought. But before he could ponder for long, the imperial palace steward suddenly appeared, tears in his eyes, addressing him as "Young Prince." Shen Zhi: Shocked again.JPG What could be more shocking than suddenly discovering his father was the youngest son of the empire’s richest man? Oh, right—his other father was the empire’s most esteemed emperor. —— Not long after entering the entertainment industry, Shen Zhi gained some fame with his striking looks and landed a reality show. While attracting fans, he also drew numerous haters. When haters saw the noble etiquette Shen Zhi displayed on the show, they accused him of learning it deliberately to climb the social ladder. Soon after, the royal family’s official account revealed Shen Zhi’s identity. Then, netizens from the federation attacked the young prince, claiming his hidden beastman gene must be ugly and useless. But during a live-streamed reality show, Shen Zhi accidentally touched seawater—and *plop*—his glorious tail appeared before countless viewers. The internet exploded, crashing the streaming site instantly. The topic *#Shen Zhi is a mermaid!* skyrocketed to the top of trending lists within minutes. Everyone: HOLY SH*T!!!

Lu Zeqing transmigrated into a shuangwen story in the entertainment industry and became the control group of the fake young master protagonist shou—The unfavored cannon fodder real young master.He repeatedly bullied the protagonist, was driven away by the wealthy parents, and finally lost his reputation.When Lu Zeqing transmigrated: The protagonist shou is the most popular guest in the gay variety show, gathering CP fans from all walks of life.And Lu Zeqing received many private messages from fans every day: go away! Don’t be in the same frame as my brother.In the face of overwhelming verbal ab*se and warnings, Lu Zeqing, who was too poor to pay the rent, said: A man will only affect the speed at which he makes money.The guests had a date in the restaurant, and Lu Zeqing explored the food at the next table.The guests went on a date in the art gallery, and Lu Zeqing worked as a French translator in the art gallery.The guests visited the garden in Hanfu, Lu Zeqing’s long-sleeves turned and flew, performing a solo dance that surprised everyone.Netizens: Ahhh! Who is the hypocrite? It’s me (squeals)The popular actor Jiang Siyu has never participate in any variety shows and always refuses any CP hype, until one day——Jiang Siyu suddenly appeared in the love variety show and became a guest in it. He walked towards Lu Zeqing.“Do you want to play as a couple? The pay is five million a week.”Later—Fashion magazines, advertising endorsements, and film and television variety shows have come to the door one after another. Lu Zeqing, who is ready to make more money and run away, will not refuse anyone who comes. But soon, he discovered that the novel didn’t seem right.Not only was he not a cannon fodder, he also became the favored little young master of the wealthy family.“Baby likes filming so much, so mom bought a few film and television copyrights, you can pick one to shoot.”“Qingqing has a lot of trouble going back to the hotel every day. Dad bought a villa nearby, so you can make do with it.”“Brother supports your movie, and has booked all theaters in City A, inviting fans from all over the city to watch the movie.”After that—Jiang Siyu reblogged the Weibo of the bad-mouthed black fan [Day 599th of waiting for the break up] with a text：[Thank you for your company! On the 599th day, we received the certificate @Lu Zeqing.] Then, the hot search exploded!

Shi Changyuan is the abyss, a world-class disaster that devours all life force around it and continues to expand. The end of the world is coming.But the little flower demon doesn’t know any of this. He only knows that a new neighbor has moved in nearby. He looks a little scary, and all his human friends have fled the city overnight.Seeing his own leaves gradually turning yellow, the little flower demon Lin Ling goes to his neighbor’s door. He stretches out his pale fingers and says aggrievedly, “I don’t mean to drive you away, but since you moved in, no one has watered or fertilized me…”The abyss is silent for a moment, then tentatively rummages through the things it has devoured, and finds a small can of fertilizer.Later, humans discover that the abyss has stopped expanding, but it has cordoned off a piece of land. Detection radar shows that in the very center of that land, carefully protected, is a small, unknown flower.

Su Qiao accidentally transmigrated into a novel as the brainless, malicious villain doomed to a tragic end. Facing certain death, Su Qiao immediately decided to stay far away from the power center before the plot began, heading to a remote planet to host a live stream about ancient Earth creatures. Rumors said the planet was food-scarce and home to vicious beasts, with death lurking at every turn. But... where was the danger? All he found were docile, adorable, fluffy little animals! Su Qiao traveled across the planet, fishing with penguins in Antarctica, grooming polar bears in the Arctic, napping with tigers in the forest, and racing lions on the grasslands. He even encountered many strangely cute (ferocious) cubs. During the livestream, someone asked: *"Host, have you run into any beasts?"* Su Qiao shook his head honestly. "No, but I’ve met some very cute little animals." Behind him, a massive "pillow" shifted, revealing a pair of beastly eyes and sharp fangs. Comments: *?!! Little animals?! That thing could eat ten of me in one bite! Host, are you dreaming?!* --- After Su Qiao started working, the Imperial Crown Prince kept checking in to see if he needed help. A never-before-seen duke sent supplies to terraform the planet. The Imperial Army stationed troops, swearing undying loyalty. The highest ruler of the Empire personally visited, patting his shoulder and saying, *"You’ve worked hard."* Su Qiao: *"???"* What’s going on? At the Streamer Awards, it was rumored that high-ranking interstellar officials would attend. When the Duke, the Marshal, and even the Prince announced their participation, it caused a sensation. Su Qiao wasn’t interested—he just wanted to finish the event early and return to his planet to cuddle with his fluffballs. Drowsy, he stepped out for fresh air, only to accidentally spot three men in a corner. Taotie: *"I can give Qiaoqiao supreme power."* Taowu: *"I can give Qiaoqiao endless wealth."* Hundun: *"I can give Qiaoqiao... a tail to cuddle while sleeping!"* With that, Hundun’s tail wagged behind him. Staring at the familiar tail he’d been using as a pillow, Su Qiao fell into silence. *The fluffballs I raised… turned into people?!* --- Looking at the cold-faced, intimidating supreme ruler of the Empire, Su Qiao couldn’t connect him with the little black furball who loved throwing tantrums over jealousy and stealing sips of milk from baby reindeer. Jin Chuan blushed secretly. *"I’ll give you five bucks—say it was Taotie who stole the milk!"* *#Hundun stole the milk, what does it have to do with me, Jin Chuan?!#* ---

Endangered zoology expert Yu Yijun opens his eyes to find himself transmigrated into a wild South China tiger... cub. Stumbling to his feet, he lifts his furry head and lets out his first tiger roar— "Rawr rawr rawr!" Hearing his own voice, Yu Yijun sheds tears: ...Wait, where’s the dignity of the king of beasts?! The South China tiger—ferocious in appearance, ruthless at heart—is the undisputed ruler of the animal kingdom. Yet, fewer than 20 remain in the wild. The entire tiger species is shrouded in the gloom of impending extinction, yearning day and night for the arrival of a new generation. Until one day, a wobbly ball of fluff, squeaking adorably, stumbles into the territory of an adult South China tiger... Big South China Tiger: A cub! ALIVE!! [*Snuggles the baby.jpg*] Seamlessly integrating into the wild tiger clan, Yu Yijun leverages their undivided affection to help them survive disasters, improve habitats, and protect the younger cubs... Later, Yu Yijun transmigrates again—this time as a lion cub in the African rainforest, a snow-white Arctic fox pup, a highly anticipated wild panda cub... No matter what form he takes, today’s Yu Yijun will save the world with cuteness!

After Gu Yu escaped the abusive orphanage, he was chased and hid in an abandoned village. When the original villagers saw him, they were not angry at all; instead, they felt sympathy for him and agreed to adopt him. He thought he could finally live like other children, with parents who loved and cared for him. But then— The fat dad taught him how to write an essay, and he wrote a short, sharp ghost story that scared the Chinese teacher so badly she didn’t sleep all night. The beautiful mom taught him how to make a hand-copied poster, and he stamped seven or eight bloody handprints on it, frightening the art teacher so much that she almost had a seizure. ... Anyone who had bullied Gu Yu would be plagued by nightmares that night, chased by all kinds of ghosts for eight streets. Even after discovering that the family in the village was all a little off, Gu Yu still loved them deeply. Then one day, Gu Yu brought his partner home. His partner was a Taoist priest, and on his first visit, he almost pulled out his ghost-catching gear and took out the whole family. #Parents who can’t even solve elementary school math problems are top-tier ghosts whose names alone can make humans piss themselves# #Later, the little Taoist gave the parents gifts: ten thousand gold-and-silver paper ingots, and 365 pairs of incense and candles per elder per year#

Song Hemian, a freshly graduated newbie in the workforce who came out right after college, was immediately pressured by his family to get married. "Mianmian, Mom and Dad don’t want you to grow old alone. It’s fine if it’s a man or a woman." "Mianmian, Dad set you up on a blind date. Heard they even went to the same high school as you." Luckily, he was resilient and unfazed by the marriage pressure, treating each setup as a free meal. Hearing this one was from his high school—great, a class reunion then. So he went. But when he saw the man in glasses sitting in the private room, his soul trembled. He stepped back, glanced at the room number, and hesitated. "Xiao Mian." Song Hemian reflexively straightened up. The man brewing tea lifted his gentle gaze. "Long time no see." Song Hemian: "…" Wait—his eyes widened in realization. "You—" "I’m your blind date." Song Hemian: "…………" Fu Yanxiu said, "We have at least four years of shared history. We should be quite comfortable together." Song Hemian: "………………" Hard to say who’s doing worse in life here. The guilt is overwhelming. --- **Bonus Scene:** The two began wedding preparations. Groomsmen list: Math teacher, PE teacher, Physics teacher, Chemistry teacher, Chinese teacher, Dean of Discipline. Former classmates receiving invites: "……" Pure terror. The most horrifying thing ever!! "Here’s the gift money—gotta go harvest rice now, bye." --- **[Guide]** ・10-year age gap ・Refined, wealthy third-gen politics teacher top × shut-in, sunshine himbo bottom ・Lighthearted daily fluff ・Inspired by TikTok ・Don’t take it seriously—or it becomes a horror story ---

[Outwardly cold yet fiercely protective loyal dog top × outwardly wishing for death but actually terminally ill carefree sick beauty bottom][Beloved by all, top and bottom are 1v1, but the main cast harbors one-sided affections for the bottom]Yan Shu, the eldest disciple of the Xiao Chun Jin sect, was hailed as a once-in-ten-thousand-years genius among the Six Paths and Four Sects. Yet he was notorious for his frivolous, unrestrained demeanor, akin to a wastrel, earning him the disdain of the Elder Council.One elder prophesied that Yan Shu would inevitably fall into demonic cultivation and be cast out by the Six Paths."Falling into demonic cultivation sounds painful," Yan Shu yawned lazily, reclining atop his junior disciple Xie Jingbo's lap. "Maybe next lifetime.""Sect disciples have no next lifetime, Senior Brother," Xie Jingbo replied coolly. "The elder meant that if you turned demonic, he would lead the Six Paths to besiege you.""Ah..." Yan Shu blinked, then suddenly grinned. "Would you join them, Junior Brother?"Xie Jingbo lowered his gaze and remained silent. After a moment, Yan Shu laughed. "Just kidding." He yawned again. "I'm sleepy. Cover my class this morning, will you?"Xie Jingbo paused. "...But Senior Brother, you're the one teaching."Yan Shu: ...Oh.—Yan Shu, eldest disciple of Tian Nan Mountain, feared pain and exhaustion above all. His days were spent either teasing his junior brother or lounging in idle slumber.Years later, chaos erupted across the Six Paths. Yan Shu indeed plunged into demonic cultivation, turning his back on all his sectmates.At the critical moment, Xie Jingbo single-handedly suppressed the demonic uprising, ascending as Xiao Chun Jin’s new sect leader, while Yan Shu vanished amidst grievous injuries.The Six Paths and Four Sects sang praises of Xie Jingbo’s heroism—yet rumors persisted that Xie Jingbo had spent years searching for someone.·After the Six Paths' upheaval, Yan Shu expected to perish.Instead, he awoke as a sickly shell of himself, coughing blood with every step, only to be found by his stone-faced nemesis.Yan Shu knelt on the ground, tilting his head curiously. "You say you're my junior brother... and also my sworn enemy?""But you seem so familiar," Yan Shu smirked. "You’re actually my husband, aren’t you?"Xie Jingbo: ...—Once Xiao Chun Jin’s foremost prodigal and former top genius, Yan Shu had become an amnesiac invalid.Yet, convinced each day was borrowed time, Yan Shu cared little."Junior Brother, I'm sleepy," Yan Shu murmured drowsily from a tree branch, peach-blossom eyes crescents of exhaustion. "Carry me back?"Xie Jingbo strode to the tree and expressionlessly struck the trunk.Yan Shu: ?Tumbling mid-air, he landed in Xie Jingbo’s icy embrace.In a flash, Yan Shu looped his arms around Xie Jingbo’s neck."You really do love me, don’t you?" Yan Shu teased. "When’s our wedding?"Xie Jingbo: ...Yan Shu had assumed Xie Jingbo’s sole intent was to kill him—yet this infamous rival behaved oddly.Instead of seeking his death, Xie Jingbo moved heaven and earth to save him.Sadly, every other former disciple thirsted for Yan Shu’s demise.But they soon realized Yan Shu was indifferent to his own survival.Second Disciple: "Senior Brother, when you chose demonic cultivation—"Yan Shu abruptly coughed blood. "Sorry, my heart acted up. What were you saying?"Third Disciple: "Yan Shu, inciting chaos among the Six Paths—"Yan Shu pressed a hand to his chest. "I feel faint. Let’s talk later."Eventually, someone exposed irregularities behind Yan Shu’s demonic fall, proving him blameless for the chaos.But before truth could surface, Yan Shu’s body gave out.—I pitied the world, yet the world betrayed me.—Junior Brother once vowed to slay me if I turned demonic. Why hesitate now?——Reading Notes:1. Extreme sickly fragility +10086. One-sided affections from the main cast toward the bottom. Ensemble pampering, universally beloved.2. No BE (bad ending). No side CPs.

Little Yu Tang’s two fathers are madly in love and spend their time traveling the world, so he was raised by the neighbor’s older brother.When the neighbor brother was performing as a Prince in a primary school play at age seven, little Yu Tang watched obediently from the audience. When the “Evil Dragon” prepared to eat the Prince, Yu Tang’s legs went weak. The four-year-old Yu Tang pitifully hugged the Dragon’s leg: “Please, please, eat me first! I’m chubby! I have lots of meat! Don’t eat my brother QAQ.” “Please, please…”Everyone in Haicheng knows that the Zheng family (directors of Changxing) has an incredibly spoiled child. He has a dedicated staff to serve his every need. If he feels the slightest bit wronged, his mouth drops and tears fall within two seconds: “Just you wait! I’m going to call my dad and get a van full of guys to beat you up!” His biological father: “…”He is spoiled beyond belief. If he wanted the Jade Rabbit from the moon, his father would probably join a rocket launch team just to catch it for him. He has a fiery, stubborn temper—if someone uses his precious eraser in kindergarten, he’ll remember it until university and demand they pay back ten boxes.One day, his parents are called to the teacher’s office. They open the door to find their son mid-argument, puffing out his chest: “Just you wait! I’ll get my boyfriend to deal with you!” Parents: “?” When did he start dating?!To prevent their son from being “stolen by some punk from the streets,” they quickly send him to the neighbor’s house to be disciplined.The neighbor’s son (Xiao Zhengmian) is three years older than Yu Tang. Coming from a single-parent home, he grew up eating and doing homework at Yu Tang’s house. The two families are close, and the boys grew up together. The neighbor’s son is a man of few words—standing next to him feels like three layers of frost—but he is the only one who can suppress this “Little King of Hell.”The parents, embarrassed, dragged their son by the ear to the neighbor: “This kid only listens to you. He’s lawless at school and even started dating early! Please, help us teach him a lesson!” Xiao Zhengmian nodded, taking Yu Tang’s schoolbag: “I will educate him. Don’t worry, Uncle.” The parents left relieved, thinking the neighbor would finally intimidate their rebellious son.Next door: As soon as the parents left, the “Little King of Hell” stopped trembling. He flopped onto the sofa and wailed: “My ears hurt so much! I need a kiss to make it better QAQ!” “Ahhh! Why are you dragging me into the bedroom!!” Xiao Zhengmian: “To ‘educate’ you.”Recently, the entertainment industry has been dominated by one name. The internet is baffled by how a newcomer has such incredible resources. New actor Yu Tang’s debut was in a film by a Golden Sun Award-winning director, acting alongside Movie Kings.A reporter asked: “What do your parents do? Why are your resources so good?” Yu Tang: “My dad runs a roadside flower shop, my other father is a company employee. As for my boyfriend… well, he cooks for me at home. He’s basically my manager. He handles my affairs.”

In his previous life, Ying Huai suffered from congenital heart disease but was the most seasoned and popular singer of his generation. His future was bright, and he was at the peak of his career. ——But he was always lazy and carefree, not fitting the image of a senior in the music industry. However, almost every junior in the industry had been helped and supported by him. Unexpectedly, he was framed by an ungrateful junior, unable to explain himself, and ended up bearing the brunt of online hate, mysteriously ending his life on a rainy night. When he woke up, he found himself reborn. And reborn right back into the time when he was facing widespread online hate. Thinking of his previous life's tragic ending, Ying Huai couldn't help but sneer: "Since no one wanted to listen to my explanations," ——He would make them explain it for him. During his time of online hate, he was participating in a group variety show. - Ying Huai woke up early to feed the cat and "coincidentally" ran into Lu Jing, who was out for his morning exercise. Ying Huai leaned on the table, looking as if he might collapse at any moment: "Can you help me..." Lu Jing stopped, silently looking at the pale figure in front of him. [Netizens: Lu Jing hates meddling in others' affairs! I bet he’ll turn and walk away next second!] Unexpectedly, Lu Jing stepped forward: "Alright, I’ll massage your chest for you." Ying Huai, who just wanted him to fetch some medicine: ? - During the show, Ying Huai saved Xin Wan from drowning but caught a cold and ran a fever. When he woke up, he saw someone taking credit for the rescue in front of Xin Wan. Remembering how he couldn’t explain himself in his previous life and was furious, he closed his eyes and prepared to go back to sleep. [Netizens: Xin Wan is so warm! How can Ying Huai be so ungrateful! Xin Wan should take his savior and leave him!] The next second, Xin Wan suddenly walked to the bedside, leaned down, and got close. Xin Wan spoke meaningfully: "It’s nothing, just confirming that you’re the one who saved me." Ying Huai: ?? - ——Ying Huai finally realized that his teammates, who misunderstood him so much in his previous life, seemed... different this time around. Netizens were furious: Don’t be fooled by Ying Huai’s looks! He’s a fox spirit! Ying Huai, who hadn’t even started flirting yet, lazily yawned: "No, I’m not." The guests, all "Yinghuai Brainrot," said: "What, Xiao Huai is finally willing to talk to us?" Before netizens could dig up dirt on Ying Huai, the hidden top-tier teammates jointly released a statement, clearing all the black material against Ying Huai at once. But before they could go to Ying Huai to claim credit, they saw the always lazy, delicate young man clutching his chest and collapsing with a pale expression. "Forget it, don’t save me." · As the youngest film emperor in the entertainment industry, Liang Shining was always rational, but for some reason, he had always been at odds with senior Ying Huai. Unexpectedly, after Ying Huai’s death, Liang Shining immediately cleared all the black material against him. "In my previous life, I couldn’t become master’s disciple," Liang Shining walked to the person half-lying on the recliner and knelt down, "This life, I’ll stick to master no matter what."

Jiang Li found herself trapped in a Mary Sue power fantasy novel—cast as the protagonist's heart demon.System: Your mission is to defeat the hero during his meteoric rise to dominance over the Three Realms... and usurp his place as the mightiest cultivator!Jiang Li stared at his fuzzy feline paws, then at the sword-wielding hero advancing menacingly. With a yowl, he flattened into a pancake-like feline form.Game over. Just spawned into the story and already about to be skewered by the hero's blade. :)To cling to life, Jiang Li snuffled and latched onto the hero's leg like a desperate furball.System: No slacking! Sabotage his Daoist resolve—make him feel the agony of cultivation!Jiang Li glanced left, glanced right, then launched himself headfirst into the hero's chest as he began meditating.Hero: ……System: Destroy his social network!Jiang Li trotted out, successfully distracting all the hero's fawning admirers, then returned home disheveled, cheeks stuffed with snacks and a pocket full of loot.Hero: ？System: Deplete his resources!Jiang Li chomped down on the hero's botched alchemical pills, swallowing the entire batch in one gulp.Hero: … Administering a digestion aid to his overstuffed demon-cat...Gu Qinglan had spent his life wandering, witnessing humanity's darkest shades. Raised in hatred, mockery, and curses, a prophecy once declared he would fall to his own psychological demon—never to rise again.When that day arrived, he gazed at the ankle-high kitten trembling at his feet and raised his Bonded Sword without a flicker of emotion.Simultaneously, the shivering kitten mustered courage, yowped a bite onto his shoelace, then collapsed aside clutching its jaw with an expression of martyrdom.Gu Qinglan: ……#You call THIS a heart demon?#He looks more terrified of ME being the demon#