Su Qiao accidentally transmigrated into a novel as the brainless, malicious villain doomed to a tragic end. Facing certain death, Su Qiao immediately decided to stay far away from the power center before the plot began, heading to a remote planet to host a live stream about ancient Earth creatures. Rumors said the planet was food-scarce and home to vicious beasts, with death lurking at every turn. But... where was the danger? All he found were docile, adorable, fluffy little animals! Su Qiao traveled across the planet, fishing with penguins in Antarctica, grooming polar bears in the Arctic, napping with tigers in the forest, and racing lions on the grasslands. He even encountered many strangely cute (ferocious) cubs. During the livestream, someone asked: *"Host, have you run into any beasts?"* Su Qiao shook his head honestly. "No, but I’ve met some very cute little animals." Behind him, a massive "pillow" shifted, revealing a pair of beastly eyes and sharp fangs. Comments: *?!! Little animals?! That thing could eat ten of me in one bite! Host, are you dreaming?!* --- After Su Qiao started working, the Imperial Crown Prince kept checking in to see if he needed help. A never-before-seen duke sent supplies to terraform the planet. The Imperial Army stationed troops, swearing undying loyalty. The highest ruler of the Empire personally visited, patting his shoulder and saying, *"You’ve worked hard."* Su Qiao: *"???"* What’s going on? At the Streamer Awards, it was rumored that high-ranking interstellar officials would attend. When the Duke, the Marshal, and even the Prince announced their participation, it caused a sensation. Su Qiao wasn’t interested—he just wanted to finish the event early and return to his planet to cuddle with his fluffballs. Drowsy, he stepped out for fresh air, only to accidentally spot three men in a corner. Taotie: *"I can give Qiaoqiao supreme power."* Taowu: *"I can give Qiaoqiao endless wealth."* Hundun: *"I can give Qiaoqiao... a tail to cuddle while sleeping!"* With that, Hundun’s tail wagged behind him. Staring at the familiar tail he’d been using as a pillow, Su Qiao fell into silence. *The fluffballs I raised… turned into people?!* --- Looking at the cold-faced, intimidating supreme ruler of the Empire, Su Qiao couldn’t connect him with the little black furball who loved throwing tantrums over jealousy and stealing sips of milk from baby reindeer. Jin Chuan blushed secretly. *"I’ll give you five bucks—say it was Taotie who stole the milk!"* *#Hundun stole the milk, what does it have to do with me, Jin Chuan?!#* ---