马甲文 Novels

Zong Yan sits in the classroom, always feeling like the extra one. His body is here, but his soul sneaks out through the window. He wants to do anything, be anyone, except himself. He possesses a cool superpower: he can pull different character cards from the void with his bare hands. As long as his SAN value is sufficient, Zong Yan can become different entities—a superhuman, an ancient deity, an Elder God, even... an Outer God. Soaring above the dome of the Demon City, he is the free-flying child of the wind. Strolling through the rainy fog of London, he is the enigmatic Night Watchman. Walking amidst the glitz and glamour of New York, he is the radiant Sun God. Diving into the geometric city of R'lyeh, he is the indescribable King. Traversing the kaleidoscopic Dreamlands, he is the primordial faith of the universe. Early to bed, early to rise, attending school diligently—overtime and saving the world by night. During the day, he's a high school senior at Qingyang High; at night, he's the honorary top student at Miskatonic University. During holidays, he travels the world investigating anomalies, outwitting evil deities, and dedicating himself to maintaining peace and saving the crumbling world. Zong Yan: Thanks for asking, just an ordinary high school boy's daily life.

Gu Chen was once a top-tier figure in the Book Transmigration Bureau, having experienced 999 worlds before finally retiring to enjoy a peaceful life. He chose to return to an ordinary existence, content to be an unremarkable background character. After marrying into the powerful Li family, he spent his days drinking tea and reading newspapers, perfectly fulfilling his role as an inconspicuous marriage pawn. Until— His husband's younger brother's company faced a crisis while his husband was abroad. The brother begged him for help, handed him a suit, and pleaded for him to step in and represent his husband at a crucial business negotiation. With a sigh, Gu Chen put aside his silk lounging robes, donned gold-rimmed glasses, and attended the meeting. The next day, the brother secured the deal—while Gu Chen’s mailbox overflowed with job offers, and headhunters bombarded the brother’s phone. When his husband's younger sister's film crew encountered a crisis after the lead actor (playing the fans' white-moonlight immortal lord) quit, The sister begged him for help, shoved a sword into his hands, and asked him to make a cameo appearance. With another sigh, he donned flowing white robes, sword gleaming like "frost chilling fourteen provinces." The leaked set photos sparked an internet frenzy to identify this celestial swordsman, and agents flooded the sister’s phone. While stopping by the Li Group’s headquarters to pick up an invitation, he casually fixed a cyberattack on the company’s website with a few lines of code. The vice president, ecstatic, grabbed his hand: "Which department are you in? I’m giving you a raise and promotion!" Gu Chen smiled: "No need. After all, your boss works every day just to earn money for me." Li Tingqin married Gu Chen for a business alliance, hearing he was introverted, extremely socially awkward, and relentlessly money-minded. Li Tingqin figured none of that mattered—as long as he could be a well-behaved trophy spouse. Until he returned from a three-month business trip to find: Younger Brother: "Bro, when are you divorcing your husband? Don’t stand in the way of him building a business empire!" Younger Sister: "Bro, when are you divorcing your husband? Don’t stand in the way of him conquering the entertainment industry!" Subordinate: "Uh… CEO Li, maybe you should just step down and let him take over." Li Tingqin raised an eyebrow: "So this is ‘introverted, extremely socially awkward, relentlessly money-minded’?" Upon returning home, he finally found his contractual spouse lounging in the garden. The man lazily extended a hand: "CEO Li, where’s my allowance for the month?" Li Tingqin: "…"

As the title says, my roommate is 1.85m tall and just retired from the military; I'm a shut-in with zero combat skills. I wrote him into my story as a powerful bottom and explicitly described all kinds of NSFW scenes with him, multiple times with various kinks. Now, my roommate is looking at me very strangely. Genuinely seeking solutions—don’t reply if you’re just here for the drama, thanks!

If you had a second life in the 2D world, what would you do? After dying from overwork, Li Li is given a system that offers her a chance to revive—allowing her to enter a comic world in her dreams and return to reality by day, shuttling between both worlds. The catch: if her popularity isn’t high enough, she’ll still die. Li Li ponders for a moment, then nods and says to the system: *Hey, do you support seamless face-swapping?* *I want a handsome one!* In a superpowered society where strength is revered, an enigmatic "ghost" with no past suddenly appears. "He" is the vengeance-driven tragic figure in the comic, a stubborn, obsessive madman. "He" wears a smile as disguise, hiding truth beneath falsity. "He" seems wild and unrestrained, yet no one sees the solitary island in his heart. Comic readers sob endlessly for him, writing fanfics, drawing fan art, and pouring their hearts into fan creations—wishing the world itself could mourn for him. Yet to the natives of the comic world, this powerful lunatic is the very embodiment of evil. Comic natives: *Him, tragic? Don’t make me laugh!* *"Waaaah, my god is so tragic!!!"* Her roommate wails while reading the latest update. Li Li, the *"god"* herself, glances at her teary-eyed roommate, then at her own cheerful self, and sympathetically asks: *"Babe, want me to grab you some bubble tea?"* Roommate, hiccuping through tears: *"Yes!"*

Ning Zhao—this name might seem utterly ordinary. Yet, each of his alternate identities can single-handedly stir up a storm in their respective industries. When one person not only writes novels, but also streams, creates art, and is a popular idol in real life, his existence is bound to be extraordinary. Thus, Ning Zhao, a self-made man who effortlessly switches between his many roles, happens to be filthy rich. But great wealth comes with its own set of troubles. The day his secret identity was exposed, the internet exploded. Ever since then, he’s either in the midst of having his cover blown or on the verge of it. --- As the leader of Ning Zhao’s boy band, Ming Ran hasn’t known a single peaceful day since the latter joined the group. *"Go away, you damn money!"* *"Here he comes, here he comes again—that clueless teammate!"* *"Ahhh! My favorite author updated 10k words today!"* *"The artist is a literal god! A national treasure!"* *"This streamer talks too much nonsense. So annoying. Unfollowed."* Later, it became… *"It’s you?"* *"It’s you?!"* *"How is it STILL you?!"* *"Wtf, you again?!"*

Anti-theft 80%. Heavily revised, differs from pirated content. Main story complete, extras updating. Thanks for supporting the official version ^w^ Yan Shi, a powerhouse with an unyielding devotion to fairness. She is the director of the Abnormal Management Bureau at the boundary of the surface world and the hidden world—an almost omnipotent figure. What makes Yan Shi even more unique is her enigmatic nature as the bureau’s director. No one knows her origins or her family background. She is a staunch guardian of order, ensuring equality under her protection, where no one’s fate is predetermined by innate gifts. Her sole exception is her twin sister, Yan Lan. Yan Lan is a rule-breaker, a chaos-loving troublemaker born to defy. Yan Shi and Yan Lan are like two sides of a mirror—divergent choices in a world twisted by the law of the jungle. In Yan Lan, glimpses of Yan Shi’s past can always be seen: an unwanted childhood, a perpetually solitary youth, and a growth marked by endless betrayals and oppression. She clings to long-forgotten promises, waiting for people who either turned against her or vanished years ago—never to return. This is how countless readers of a fantasy shounen manga describe Yan Shi, the guardian of order. 【*sobs* Director Yan, who repays the world’s cruelty with boundless kindness because of a single act of warmth she once received】 【A year after Grandma passed, Director Yan learned her final wish was for her to protect her sister—I’m deceased, Director Yan QAQ】 【Director Yan, stop waiting—the person who made that promise forgot long ago】 【Why does no one cherish Director Yan??? The quiet ones are always overlooked—Director Yan, stop keeping everything locked inside!!!!】 【Author, please give Director Yan a happy ending—*heart-wrenching scream.jpg*】 After reading the suddenly appearing manga on her phone, Yan Shi slowly types a question mark. She thinks she finally understands why her coworkers always seem to hesitate around her. But isn’t she just a regular office worker who clocks in on time, leaves punctually, and dreams of retirement??? Why all the tragic, melodramatic assumptions? Stop projecting weird filters and backstories onto her! Even more absurd—her post-work antics and love for spectating chaos were also depicted, with readers mistaking it for her twin sister’s doing. #About being expressionless and minding my own business yet always getting weird fan theories attached to me #Yes, I have a sister—she’s the one who did all that! --- Reading Guide: 1. No identity reveals; lighthearted tone; non-traditional power fantasy. Any early confusion about split personas will be explained later. 2. Non-typical female lead—her morals and humanity flicker unpredictably. 3. Equal focus on Yan Shi and Yan Lan’s arcs—no matter the personality, it’s all Yan Shi.

Lan Jiao wakes up to find the world changed. No other Jiao Ren (unique mythical creatures in ancient Chinese mythology) remain in the sea, while a new creature called the "mermaid" dominates the land. With his unparalleled combat skills, he must disguise himself as a soft, adorable little mermaid to survive in the interstellar world, relying on his unique abilities to earn a living. His tears transform into lustrous pearls, auctioned off on the interstellar shopping network, becoming coveted treasures among wealthy socialites. The silk he weaves, light as mist and impervious to water, sends mermaids into a frenzy, placing rushed orders until demand outstrips supply. His singing voice, hailed as heavenly, not only soothes the soul but also enhances the mental strength of warriors. Entertainment companies scramble to recruit him, and even the Imperial Military Academy grants him a rare exception for admission. Before long, Lan Jiao takes the interstellar world by storm, amassing countless fans and becoming a bona fide heartthrob—captivating the attention of four powerful men. **Man 1:** The Emperor of the Atlans Empire—an 1,200-year-old golden bachelor who rules the entire galaxy. **Man 2:** The Holy Pope—a revered sage leading the Tenni race to prosperity. **Man 3:** The Interstellar Merchant—a cunning mogul controlling the galaxy's economic lifeline. **Man 4:** The Space Pirate—a radical determined to overthrow the Atlans Empire. All four men vie for Lan Jiao’s affections. After enduring their relentless pursuits, he finally snaps and floors them all with a single strike. —Wait! One man remains standing—not only unharmed but successful in mating with him! Lan Jiao bares his fangs: *"I’ll bite you to death~"* A certain man: *"^ ^"* --- Morse Karr, the Emperor of Atlans, wears many identities, excels across industries, and tirelessly maintains interstellar peace. One day, he encounters a peculiar little mermaid. This mermaid appears soft and cute, but in truth, he’s a formidable unknown creature from the deep sea. Intrigued, Morse approaches him under various aliases, only to discover an unexpected, profound connection between them. As he delves deeper, Morse finds himself increasingly drawn to the little mermaid. Yet, trapped by his web of disguises, he spirals into self-doubt, self-inflicted jealousy, and a personal battlefield of emotions…

Title: Cultivating With the Master Sister Also Known As: So I Was Actually a Dual Cultivation Grass Xizhou has turned into a blade of grass in the cultivation world. An ordinary Dream-Entering Grass—except the owner of this medicinal field is the peerlessly beautiful Master Sister. Xizhou thought her grass-life would be peaceful, but then the Master Sister fell victim to treachery, lost all her cultivation, and was left with little time to live. At the brink of death, Xizhou accidentally drifted into her dream... Upon waking, the Master Sister’s cultivation was fully restored. Disciples: How is that even possible? How did she do it? Master Sister: — (Could she say it was because of an *indescribable* dream?) From then on… Master Sister suffers severe injuries—Xizhou enters her dream. Master Sister’s inner core shatters—Xizhou enters her dream. Master Sister gets pregnant—Xizhou… panics. Mini Theater: Master Sister: Can’t you change your healing method? Xizhou: I don’t want to either—I’m just passive here! Master Sister: Shameless scoundrel! Xizhou: “…” 1. Slow burn—harmony before love. 2. Not grand xianxia, with many personal settings. 3. Pure fiction, simplistic writing style. Lastly: Thanks for your support—hug tight and twirl~

Jiang Zao, a psychology graduate with no job prospects, had no particular hobbies except browsing *that* kind of website for steamy BL novels. As a well-read, colorfully imaginative virgin, on graduation day, he received a call from his parents asking him to return home and take over the family business. When he pushed open the company doors, the first things he saw were— Purple-red accessories, pearl-collared chokers, barely-there sleepwear, cat tails, fox ears, bear claw mittens… And a sign hanging proudly above: *"Nation’s Largest Adult Toy Company [Legit]"* Jiang Zao: *Oh my.* Turns out, *NSFW* was the family trade all along! No wonder he was such a freak! --- To revitalize the struggling branch, Jiang Zao decides to recruit the wildly popular BL *spicy* novelist Lu Yan for marketing copy. Lu Yan is notoriously elusive, but after some digging, Jiang Zao traces him to a gay bar. "Mr. Lu Yan, I’m Jiang, the owner of an adult toy company—" Before he can finish his polite introduction, his voice cracks. *!!! Why is his childhood nemesis here?!* Zhou Yuchi leans against the bar, raises a lazy brow, and smirks. "Well, if it isn’t Little Zao." Bathed in dim lighting, the man drawls, "Say that again—*what* kind of company owner are you?" Jiang Zao: "…" *I’m so dead.* --- With the novelist’s help, Jiang Zao’s family business thrives like never before. When his mom calls to check in, it’s Zhou Yuchi who answers. "Sorry, Auntie. Jiang Zao’s… *busy* right now." In the cramped, steamy bathroom, droplets echo, muffling frantic breaths and the *hum* of vibrating plastic. "Mhm, don’t worry. I’ll take *good* care of him~" Zhou Yuchi glances back at Jiang Zao—blindfolded, flushed, and gripping the sink—then grins. --- **# A motivational, shamelessly smutty comedy about applying psychology to ☆research☆** **# Hands-on learning, understand?** **—** **1v1 ULTRA-FLUFF!!** **Flirty, explosive tsundere freak (bottom) × teasing, laid-back scheming bastard (top)** *[Editing erased some chapter comments—check the forums if curious!]* **⚠ NOTES:** 1. *Lighthearted fluff!* Pure romance, zero logic. A *very* idealized, *very* legal smut-adjacent career AU. *Leave your brain at the door!!* (Seriously!)(Bow!) 2. *Bottom is a cute, prickly freak! Top is a smug, *foul-mouthed troll!* Both obsessive, both virgin, both *insane* for each other! Extreme antis DNI!* 3. *(Rehab fic! Practicing ✨tension✨—unapologetically trashy 💖)* ———

Chu Zu was a novelist in his past life. He died from overworking himself to meet a deadline, pulling an all-nighter to finish his manuscript. After his death, he was bound to the “Marginal Character Correction System.” The system proposed a deal: if Chu Zu could successfully play the roles of hated side characters and “fix” them, he would be given a chance to live again.Chu Zu: “So, I just have to tweak their personalities, right? That’s my specialty!”First novel—📖 Reader A: “You can dumb down a villain, but don’t expect your readers to be dumb too. Is that so hard to understand?”📖 Same Reader A, later: “Holy shit, holy shit, HOLY SHIT! It was a mastermind’s scheme within a scheme within a SCHEME?! Grandpa Zu, I WAS WRONG! I SHOULDN’T HAVE SPOKEN SO LOUDLY!!!”Second novel—📖 Reader B: “Enough with this forced character setting. No matter how many times you repeat that he’s a ‘cute loyal dog,’ all I see is a bootlicker—a pathetic one that doesn’t even bark.”📖 Same Reader B, later: “I TAKE IT BACK! He’s an invincible, sunshine-bright, loyal big dog! Where can I adopt one? A-ZU! LET ME RAISE YOU!!”Third novel—📖 Reader C: “Is the author’s life really that miserable? Do you have to create a character this venomous and unbearable? If you’ve hit a creative block, maybe just go get a real job?”📖 Same Reader C, later: “F**K! LORD ZU, I’M SO SORRY! I’M AN UTTER FOOL!”Fourth novel. Fifth. Sixth…Chu Zu: So? My acting might be so-so, but I did a decent job fixing them, right?System: [“…DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A ‘SIDE CHARACTER’ IS?! HOW DOES TURNING THEM INTO MASSIVELY POPULAR FAN FAVORITES COUNT AS A SIDE CHARACTER?!”]

In 2024, Fan Xian faces an unprecedented crisis—a high-magic world from another dimension is about to invade her homeland, Earth. Unwilling to let Earth become an alien colony, this twenty-year-old college student is forced to make a difficult decision... Even if it means deceiving all of humanity, she will propel Earth into the age of the supernatural ahead of schedule. For the future of Earth, brave comrades of Zheng Guo, embark on the journey to become superhumans! 【Behind-the-Scenes Mastermind】 【The Female Lead Has Infinite Identities】 【The Female Lead Deceives Everyone】

【Hilarious/Sweet/Romance】A Forklift Model and a Construction Worker’s (Crossed Out) Beautiful Love Story Yu Siling has been dating her girlfriend for almost half a year. Her girlfriend is perfect—stunning looks, a great figure, considerate, gentle, and understanding—except for one thing: she’s dirt-poor and harbors a deep hatred for the rich. Yu Siling, a rich heiress, has no choice but to hide her wealthy background and pretend to be poor. Every day, she bargains at the market with Li Yueyun, carries eco-bags to collect empty bottles, sets up a street stall at night, and reuses the same basin of water for washing her face, feet, and flushing the toilet... Truly a poverty-stricken yet beautiful love story T^T As a junior performance major, Yu Siling feels she’s poured her lifetime’s worth of acting into fooling her girlfriend :) But one day, her father orders her to go on a blind date with a business partner’s daughter. No way! She already has a Cinderella waiting at home—she won’t agree! She rushes to the blind date venue, hoping to scare the other party off. But who is this cold, distant woman sitting across from her, wearing a bespoke suit, carrying a limited-edition bag, and exuding the intoxicating scent of money... Li Yueyun?! Both are stunned— Li Yueyun: “Wifey, what are you doing here?!” Yu Siling: “Shouldn’t you be selling recyclables right now?!” Performance Major x Architect 【A silly, feel-good story—don’t overthink the logic!】

Chu Zaizhou, renowned as the "Grind King" in the gaming world, one day stumbled upon a game called *Savior*. To unlock all hidden achievements and side quests, Chu Zaizhou created hundreds of alternate accounts, weaving intricate plots between them. *#Destroying the world is me, saving the world is me, the love-hate drama is still me :D#* Chu Zaizhou: *Pure satisfaction!* After waking up, the game merged with reality. *"Woke Up as the Savior—What Now?"* *"I Never Leveled Up My Main Character’s Skills!"* To protect his powerless main body and save the world, Chu Zaizhou promptly founded the "Supernatural Academy." Every student, teacher, and even janitor—was one of his alternate accounts. Chu Zaizhou: *Clutching his liver.jpg* --- In World D619, supernatural events ran rampant. Just as despair took hold, a supernatural academy emerged! Its members were incredibly strong, dispatching monsters with effortless grace. Chu Zaizhou: *Just muscle memory from grinding.* They stood united against outsiders—any infiltrators met certain death. Chu Zaizhou: *Annoying third wheel among my alts—begone!* Yet internally, they clashed: - The cold, aloof **[Holy Sage]** monitored the gentle, sorrowful **[Prisoner]**. - The **[Twins]**, cursed to never meet. - The idealistic **[Nightingale]**, killed by her comrade’s thorns… Chu Zaizhou: *Just randomized backstories—* ... Citizen A: *"This ancient academy has been protecting us all along…"* Citizen B: *"God, Professor Lu breaks my heart! Why lock up someone so kind?!"* Citizen C: *"Don’t go! He’ll smile while stabbing you in the back!"* Citizen D: *"Check the trending post—these legends’ origins… *vomits blood.jpg*"* As the world improved, speculation grew about the elusive academy head’s identity. Rumors spread: *"To save the world, the principal sacrificed himself, merging with the academy—he is the torchbearer in the night, a wandering deity."* **[Final Achievement Unlocked: Ascension to Godhood!]** Chu Zaizhou: *…What if I’m just a gamer?*

Narukami Ri. Is an honorable undercover agent. After bidding farewell to his five unlucky fellow trainees, Narukami Ri turned around and stepped into the Black Organization, becoming an undercover agent. On his first day at work, he was approached by a cheat— A character gacha system, just what you deserve! **[Blue Sparrow – Life has its own attitude, but retreat is never an option in mahjong!]** Narukami Ri "diligently" worked on missions, aiming not for merit but to avoid mistakes—so much so that flipping through thirty pages of the organization's roster wouldn’t reveal his name. Slacking off was his forte—work could never compare to mahjong! The Tianquan Jade unexpectedly became quite popular among the lower ranks of the organization. With Qingque’s personality firmly in hand and naturally being a mahjong enthusiast, Narukami Ri’s weekly work logs left informants questioning their lives. Monday: Played mahjong. Tuesday: Played mahjong with friends. Wednesday: Played mahjong with friends... and their friends. Thursday: Went on a mission—played mahjong with colleagues along the way. Friday: Played mahjong with Vermouth and Gin. Wait, slacking off at work was one thing—but who did you just say you played mahjong with?! ...Vermouth and Gin?! The informant clutched the intel—cosmos, cat memes, explosion.jpg. Thinking it was just an ordinary undercover gig, Narukami Ri somehow bizarrely earned the trust of a string of high-ranking members in the Black Organization. He thought he could keep slacking— Then he was sent to infiltrate a small organization in Yokohama. **[Blade – Flowers of the other shore bloom—what price must sin repay?]** After wiping out a small organization in Yokohama, a certain bandage-wearing weirdo picked up a child. Golden-red eyes, clutching a shattered sword. The red silk ribbons on his earrings, his icy, lifeless gaze—he longed for death, yet remained shackled to life. Interesting. So very interesting! Thus, the Port Mafia gained a sharp blade—coincidentally, his name was Blade. Narukami Ri, accompanying a certain bandage-wearing guy on river swims, tree workouts, and neck exercises: Can’t die. Absolutely impossible to die! He thought a second infiltration was already bizarre enough—but then came something even more absurd— Mr. Mori decided to send an undercover agent into the world of jujutsu. Narukami Ri, the only one with cursed energy, was dispatched again. **[Yomi – May we weep for the departed.]** "Where… is this?" A dazed boy in a long coat, his violet eyes hollow. A nodachi manifested behind him—an emissary capable of cleaving even the eight million gods had stepped into Jujutsu High. Tengen stayed silent as a mouse. Gojo’s Six Eyes crashed into an abyssal sun. He gained a new "student." Surely there couldn’t be more undercover missions now?! Juggling four roles, Narukami Ri worked one job while drawing four salaries, tearfully achieving financial freedom. But fate loves a good joke. A certain unscrupulous teacher shoved a stack of documents into his hands, informing him that the Vongola Famiglia was organizing an exchange program with the jujutsu world. …Huh? At least it’s not another undercover mission… right? Summoned in the dead of night by a bunch of old geezers bombarding him with instructions while still embodying Huangquan’s personality, Narukami Ri absorbed absolutely nothing. Ah well… they’re all just detritus anyway. Burning one technique point, Narukami Ri tossed the matter aside. **[Placer Gold – Nothing at all… or everything.]** A lucky young man raked in billions overnight in the underworld, alarming countless factions. The Vongola "rescued" him from a pack of wolves, but the boy merely flashed a carefree smile, the delicate ribbons on his hat still perfectly intact. "Friends, don’t you think Vongola could use a financial consultant?" He snapped his fingers, grinning wildly. "Coincidentally, I’ve got some expertise—care to give it a shot?" Tsuna promptly hired this dazzling little peacock. He thought it would finally end there. **[Aotsu – By decree, vanquish demons.]** Sent back to the Taisho era by a ten-year bazooka, faced with flesh-eating demons, the trembling fox-eared boy clutched his tail, tears pooling as he screamed and bolted. The Demon Slayer Corps finished off every demon before they could even find his hiding spot. Just as he relaxed, a new demon lunged— So—so scary! Tail! Tail-ge! Help!!! What seemed like a frail boy suddenly brandished a banner—the Corps’ morale skyrocketed, all ailments vanished— Wait, isn’t regeneration supposed to be exclusive to demons?! We pull out a healer-support Huohuo—how do you counter that? **[Ruan Mei – Deconstruct, reconstruct, questioning life’s terminus.]** Finally back in modern times, barely registering his surroundings before rabbit-suited soldiers surrounded him. …Crap. He’d landed somewhere dangerous. The Golden King had aged, yet calamity brewed silently in the storm. "The essence of life..." The boy pinned up his hair with a hairpin, embroidered sleeves perfectly merging ancient grace with modern science. "A fleeting existence can be eternal. If you wish to survive, I’d be glad to assist." Securing a state-sanctioned position—Narukami Ri’s soul left his body. After all that running around… he ended up right back where he started?! Wait—wasn’t he originally sent undercover by the authorities?! —————— Having died too young in his past life, forced to watch the tragedy of "5-4=0" unfold as a ghost hovering beside Zero, this time, Narukami Ri vowed to change their fates. Perfect timing—his cheat was right— Damn it, Zero, why did you join the organization again?! Staring at the shock and clenched fists of two people in the Whiskey group across from him— Narukami Ri: Can I… still quit? Every organization he’d "infiltrated": Yes! Absolutely!!! 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Zhan Yan always thought he was an ordinary person, adopted by an ordinary family and bound to an ordinary gossip system. Until one day, his gentle and reliable father came home drenched in strong perfume. Suspicious, Zhan Yan checked the gossip system: *[Demon King Zhan Yunkai of the Ten Thousand Demons Alliance was chasing a traitor when he accidentally got stained with corpse flower pollen. To prevent his wife and son from noticing, he took seven baths and used an entire bottle of perfume before coming home.]* Zhan Yan: *Mind blown!* Then, his elegant and beautiful mother didn’t return home by midnight and wasn’t answering calls. Worried, Zhan Yan checked the gossip system: *[Ji Yueming, top combatant of the Abnormal Affairs Management Bureau, got trapped in a labyrinth after forgetting the password to exit the bureau’s secret base. She is now furiously smashing her way out to make it home on time.]* Zhan Yan: *???* Wait—weren’t the Abnormal Affairs Bureau and the Ten Thousand Demons Alliance sworn enemies?! Frantically scrolling through the gossip system, Zhan Yan finally found how they met: *[Zhan Yunkai fell in love at first sight with Ji Yueming during the Lantern Festival and decided to hide his identity to date and marry her.]* *[Ji Yueming fell in love at first sight with Zhan Yunkai during the Lantern Festival and decided to hide her identity to date and marry him.]* Zhan Yan: *Oh wow! So you’re both wearing disguises?!* With their harmonious family on the verge of collapse, Zhan Yan grew desperate and combed through the gossip system for any info that could reconcile the two sides. Then, he discovered his eldest brother Zhan Jinli was the reincarnation of the Ghost King, and his second sister Zhan Suiru was an ability user who transmigrated from the apocalypse. Each thought the others were just ordinary people, all struggling to hide their secrets and preserve their happy, normal home. Zhan Yan had a boyfriend, Gu Jiancheng—handsome, kind, just a tad clingy. Lately, busy trying to save his crumbling family, Zhan Yan had been neglecting him. Gu Jiancheng mentioned they had agreed to meet each other’s parents. Zhan Yan hesitated: *"Maybe let’s just drop it?"* Gu Jiancheng, heartbroken: *"Why? Don’t you love me anymore?"* Zhan Yan: *"No, it’s just... a complicated situation right now."* To distract him, Zhan Yan checked Gu Jiancheng’s gossip: *[Gu Jiancheng, in a bad mood, brutally slaughtered a hundred monsters that had entered reality from an infinite world.]* Zhan Yan slowly looked down at Gu Jiancheng. Gu Jiancheng clung to his waist, nuzzling his shoulder in grievance: *"You’ve been so distant lately. You didn’t even give me a goodnight kiss yesterday."*

With over 200 days left before the college entrance exam, Jiang Xuelv, the top-ranked student in his grade, is under immense pressure and begins experiencing hallucinations. In these hallucinations, his hands are stained with blood, and the mirror reflects an unnervingly beautiful, sinister smile. Jiang Xuelv: "..." This is terrifying. Soon, the A City Police Station receives a peculiar report. This high school student looks innocent and delicate, his snowflake-like eyelashes trembling prettily—nothing like a madman. Yet his words grow increasingly shocking. *"She didn’t love him, so he killed her entire family. Now he’s staying by her side, pretending to be a devoted lover."* *"The CEO hired two assassins to kill an employee, but the employee turned the tables. The CEO’s body is now hidden in a well."* *"He’s planning a high-profile island massacre, intending to leave no survivors. You have one week to stop him..."* The officers exchange glances, sighing, *"Great, exam stress has driven another one insane."* *"Officer, I’m not crazy."* Under the interrogation light, the boy raises his clear, striking eyes and murmurs, *"I just... somehow saw them do it."* Everyone is stunned. Later, they learn Jiang Xuelv was telling the truth. — One day, a strange celestial phenomenon appears, granting some people a peculiar mental resonance ability. Some artists gain fame through this maddening inspiration, while others, unable to endure the mental chaos, go insane and are institutionalized. Jiang Xuelv wants neither. After some thought... He decides to *"dedicate himself to the nation."* From then on— Whether it’s the unsolved Northern Murders at -30°C, Or a city-shocking cold case spanning countless families like a spiderweb, Or the morgue corpse thefts... Behind every bizarre and bloody truth, there’s a young man’s shadow. *Where he points,* is where the culprit lies. He aids in solving countless major cases. He becomes China’s undisputed national treasure—a legend that stuns the world.

The Surname Master is an ancient and rarely mentioned folk profession in our country. Legend has it that every surname carries an innate talent from an ancient clan, and possessing that surname grants access to its unique abilities. According to the 28th National Population and Surname Census, there are currently over 13,060 surnames in China. So, do you know… what your surname once represented in the past? Note: The Surname Master is a profession.

Zhu Lanxing looks seventeen, but he has a secret: whenever Lu Zhaoyuan's "reception" is too weak, his age fluctuates wildly. Sometimes he turns into a child, sometimes into his true twenty-seven-year-old self who's been blind for seven years. Only by staying close to Lu Zhaoyuan can he remain stable.This is... really weird.To avoid seeming too strange, he carefully maintains just the right distance from Lu Zhaoyuan, striving to be a normal classmate.Lu Zhaoyuan also has a secret. The moment he saw Zhu Lanxing, all he wanted was for this person to pat his head. Baidu regretfully informed him: this is skin hunger. Don't fight it. Acknowledge the issue.Shit. Can it be cured?Lu Zhaoyuan racks his brains for ways to secretly initiate physical contact without being too obvious. But the more he "treats" it, the worse it gets—until eventually, just seeing the guy makes his heart race.Monthly exams. Lu Zhaoyuan ranks first in the whole school. Zhu Lanxing ranks last.Zhu Lanxing: I'm literally filthy rich, and I still have to hit the books just to stay classmates with this guy???Lu Zhaoyuan: How long do I have to tutor this deadweight before he can get into a top-tier university???

Good news: A system called the “Streamer-Binding Growth Plan” suddenly appeared on Ai Li.Bad news: The system came with no instruction manual and couldn’t communicate, so Ai Li could only figure out how to use it herself.Good news: By sheer chance, she bound the system to herself as a streamer and successfully activated its daily spending allowance.Bad news: Because her companionship level was too low, her daily allowance started at just 100 yuan.And so, a “mysterious big spender” appeared in rookie streamer Ai Xiaoli’s livestream, focusing on keeping her company and sending her gifts worth just 100 yuan a day.Good news: Hardly anyone in the livestream thought the big spender was weird.Bad news: There were only a few people in the livestream to begin with.Ai Li streamed diligently for two months without making even the slightest splash. Just as she began to wonder if she’d chosen the wrong line of work, her college roommate—curious about livestreaming and giving it a try—showed her the right way to use the system.Ai Li suddenly understood: So what I bound wasn’t a streamer system, but a tycoon system!【I’ve discussed this with my editor. This story will go VIP on Friday, August 2. Thank you all for your continued support! Kisses to each and every one of you!】

He Yuan, the genius architecture student at the Polytechnic University, is aloof and speaks little—dedicated solely to drawing, with markers in hand from dawn till dusk. At 10 PM, He Yuan opens his live stream for swatch testing— He Yuan: Shade No. 12, looks good, buy it. (calm.jpg) He Yuan: This is the texture of smearing cement on your lips, drying like paving asphalt. (indifferent.jpg) Comment 1: Weren’t beauty streamers supposed to be sassy? Did this up just return from a construction site? 2333 Comment 2: With lips so迷人 yet words so毒人, this streamer is next-level hardcore— Comment 3: Aaaah why am I getting color-swiped by a straight male streamer?! IT’S SO DAMN PRETTY!!! Next door, Xiao An, a freshman at the Medical University, is perpetually exhausted—falling asleep the moment he hits the desk, clutching a scalpel from class to class. At 8 PM, Xiao An opens his dark cuisine live stream— Xiao An: Today, we’ll attempt to perform miracles on Häagen-Dazs using a pack of pickled vegetables. Applause, please. Xiao An: For bones, cut at the joints—mostly fibrous connective tissue inside, easy to slice. Comment 1: Crying again over this guy’s minty voice— Comment 2: Kiddo, weren’t you sleeping?! How do you remember every word the teacher says?! Comment 3: Someone take him away pls it’s my first time seeing someone so serious about crafting dark cuisine QAQ ====================== A website’s anniversary event forces these two, who initially disliked each other, to reassess— He Yuan: …You’re a streamer too? Xiao An: (Holy shit the streamer I finally took a liking to is someone I can’t stand QAQ) To protect their online personas, the two decide to move in together. From then on, their streams take a new turn— He Yuan: Today’s try-on is a limited-edition shade for Arbor Day… Comments: IS THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND WALKING BEHIND YOU?! Aaaah applying lipstick for you is too sweet!!! Xiao An: …A masterfully crafted horse-hoof sugar-coated hawthorn and herbal jelly is done. (He Yuan passes by and takes a scoop.) Comments: Aaaah someone finally ate the kid’s cooking!!! This old mother is bawling TAT