Ordinary Me, Extraordinary Family

Zhan Yan always thought he was an ordinary person, adopted by an ordinary family and bound to an ordinary gossip system. Until one day, his gentle and reliable father came home drenched in strong perfume. Suspicious, Zhan Yan checked the gossip system: *[Demon King Zhan Yunkai of the Ten Thousand Demons Alliance was chasing a traitor when he accidentally got stained with corpse flower pollen. To prevent his wife and son from noticing, he took seven baths and used an entire bottle of perfume before coming home.]* Zhan Yan: *Mind blown!* Then, his elegant and beautiful mother didn’t return home by midnight and wasn’t answering calls. Worried, Zhan Yan checked the gossip system: *[Ji Yueming, top combatant of the Abnormal Affairs Management Bureau, got trapped in a labyrinth after forgetting the password to exit the bureau’s secret base. She is now furiously smashing her way out to make it home on time.]* Zhan Yan: *???* Wait—weren’t the Abnormal Affairs Bureau and the Ten Thousand Demons Alliance sworn enemies?! Frantically scrolling through the gossip system, Zhan Yan finally found how they met: *[Zhan Yunkai fell in love at first sight with Ji Yueming during the Lantern Festival and decided to hide his identity to date and marry her.]* *[Ji Yueming fell in love at first sight with Zhan Yunkai during the Lantern Festival and decided to hide her identity to date and marry him.]* Zhan Yan: *Oh wow! So you’re both wearing disguises?!* With their harmonious family on the verge of collapse, Zhan Yan grew desperate and combed through the gossip system for any info that could reconcile the two sides. Then, he discovered his eldest brother Zhan Jinli was the reincarnation of the Ghost King, and his second sister Zhan Suiru was an ability user who transmigrated from the apocalypse. Each thought the others were just ordinary people, all struggling to hide their secrets and preserve their happy, normal home. Zhan Yan had a boyfriend, Gu Jiancheng—handsome, kind, just a tad clingy. Lately, busy trying to save his crumbling family, Zhan Yan had been neglecting him. Gu Jiancheng mentioned they had agreed to meet each other’s parents. Zhan Yan hesitated: *"Maybe let’s just drop it?"* Gu Jiancheng, heartbroken: *"Why? Don’t you love me anymore?"* Zhan Yan: *"No, it’s just... a complicated situation right now."* To distract him, Zhan Yan checked Gu Jiancheng’s gossip: *[Gu Jiancheng, in a bad mood, brutally slaughtered a hundred monsters that had entered reality from an infinite world.]* Zhan Yan slowly looked down at Gu Jiancheng. Gu Jiancheng clung to his waist, nuzzling his shoulder in grievance: *"You’ve been so distant lately. You didn’t even give me a goodnight kiss yesterday."*