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Jiang Wanning died unexpectedly and was reborn into the cultivation world. After much hardship, he rose from a down-and-out youth to become a powerful figure in the cultivation realm.Who would have thought that just as he was about to ascend, he would be struck by tribulation lightning and die again, his cultivation completely lost, only to be reborn as a pitiful and unloved little prince of the Dacheng dynasty.Just when he had had enough of life in the Cold Palace and was planning his escape from the imperial palace, a glowing light screen suddenly appeared in the sky above Dacheng. Everyone looked up and saw a face from the future appear in the light screen.The streamer’s first livestream:[The Divine Emperor Zhaodi, his virtue shines throughout the ages, surpassing the achievements of the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors. No emperor of later generations can compare!][His name — Xiao Linyuan!]Everyone was stunned.Jiang Wanning: That’s pretty impressive… but why does that name sound so familiar?After thinking for a moment—wait, isn’t that… the name I have in this life?![Before the brothel gates, the gentleman says nothing; in a hundred lifetimes, strangers again.][If not for Jingde’s decree destroying Quzhao, the orchid trees would have long grown together.][A fortune of ten thousand taels cannot buy a single bowl of plain rice porridge.][The rebellion maniac’s dying words were actually, “It’s raining, I should go home to harvest the wheat”?][Hot gossip: How fierce can the Queen of Northern Frontier be in battle?]…As the livestreams continued, the spoilers about history became more and more outrageous. The people of Dacheng went from shock and numbness to simply enjoying the show.Only Jiang Wanning: Did I curl my toes so hard from secondhand embarrassment that I carved out an entire palace today?Not yet, but soon.Ever since the livestreams appeared, Jiang Wanning’s inner thoughts:#It’s another day of being blasted in the face with praise.#You still won’t shut up today? Then I guess I’ll just shut down emotionally.

Xie Chi, the youngest—and most talented—disciple in her sect, was sent down the mountain on a mission of great importance.The only problem? She was exceptionally gifted… at physical exorcism.In the second week after leaving the mountain, her senior brothers received an urgent message from their junior sister:“Senior brothers, senior brothers! The female ghost I’m raising ate several evil ghosts again today. Will she get a stomachache?”The seniors: ???Junior sister—wait. Say that again. You’re raising what?!

After more than five hundred years, Earth finally welcomes a new surge of spiritual energy. Phenomena of the supernatural and inexplicable occur frequently across the globe, leaving humanity—who spent tens of thousands of years specializing in technology—utterly bewildered. Before this revelation becomes widely known, Ying Bo, a terminally ill cancer patient, finds a mysterious livestream app inexplicably appearing on his phone. The app features numerous streams with bizarre titles like *"32 Improved Methods for Refining Foundation-Establishing Pills"*, *"Sword Cultivator SWAT Team Strikes Again (and Again)"*, and *"Day 3 of the Great Battle at Yunmeng Swamp Ghost Frontier!"*—obvious scams at first glance. Yet Ying Bo doesn’t delete the suspicious app, letting it stay on his phone. Because the streamer, *Cang Cangzi*, is just too handsome. *I like him*, Ying Bo thinks. --- **Endlessly "Wifeless" Cultivator × Charismatic Con Artist** Alternate titles: *Building a Harmonious Cultivation Society for a Healthy and Happy Life for All* • *Teach You Cultivation, and If You Succeed, You’ll Have to Hehehe With Me* --- **Reader’s Guide:** Place names are fictional, history is made up—take it as a joke, not fact.

Two years ago, Daylight, hailed as a prodigy in esports, accused his opponent of cheating during a match, only to vanish without a trace. Two years later, the small-time streamer [Shadowblade] dominates in Overwatch, only to collide with the iceberg of super-streamer [Kang Ming]. Kang Ming: "Try shooting me again?!" - You have been eliminated by [Shadowblade] - Kang Ming: "Heh." Thus, Shadowblade finally learns the meaning of: *the consequences of one's own actions must be faced, no matter how painful*.

Born in a remote star system, Zhuang Man was unaware that with a C-grade mental power, there's a 99% chance of owning a companion beast upon adulthood. All he knew was that he'd grown up with two pets by his side—pets no one else could see. To avoid being sent to a research facility for dissection, during his military academy entrance test, he had his two little pets flee his mental realm and hide in his dorm. The test results declared him an A-grade mental power wielder—yet one without a companion beast, a "useless freak." Those with ancestry from the mother planet Hua possessed unique companion beasts. Legend said their appearance would herald change across the stars—Zhuang Man knew none of this. All he knew was that his mother had died of a genetic disease, and after his father remarried, the man had cowardly fled, leaving young Zhuang behind. To survive and avoid being kicked out, he tread carefully under his stepmother's scornful gaze—until she set him up on a blind date. Unaware he'd mistaken the meeting spot, Zhuang cheerfully led his "match" straight to the marriage registry. * The chaotic Ninth Legion took in a trainee assigned to manage their live-stream channel—a glorified errand-runner. Viewers soon noticed this trainee either skulking behind the legion, stuffing strange plants into his companion beast’s pouch, or creeping onto battlefields to dismantle alien corpses. Viewers: *Does he not know the stream is always on? Why does he seem so... sneaky?* When the aliens invaded and trainees were drafted to the frontlines, Zhuang Man, clutching his energy gun, stared in silence at the army’s diverse "special forces"—trained animals. *Where do they even keep these things?* The live-stream drone followed him into battle, revealing several shocking truths: - *His companion beast hasn’t retreated to his mental realm at all!* - *It doesn’t need mental energy sustenance?!* - *How is someone this strong just a trainee?!* - *The Ninth Legion is terrifying!* Zhuang, checking the stream later: *Wait—why can they see my pets?* Soon, the galaxy realized: this "sneaky" trainee had *multiple* companion beasts. Viewers: *HELP! Someone’s been pretending to be useless to slack off!* #HomePlanetHumansDontKnowCompanionBeastsExist #ThoughtHisPetsWereInvisibleTurnsOutHesJustAbnormal #DidHeEverRealizeTheStreamShowedBeastsToNormals?

Qi Nuo said the most miserable thing in the world isn’t failing the college entrance exam despite grueling effort, but suddenly transmigrating during a heated argument while checking the scores. Upon waking up, Qi Nuo discovered he had arrived in a brand-new world—one ruled by fantasy cards! No TV? No computer? We have Mirror Cards! No cars? No planes? We have Cloud Cards! Qi Nuo thought his reincarnated life wasn’t so bad. He aspired to become a great card-maker! He attended classes, flirted with pretty boys, occasionally livestreamed card-making for extra cash—life couldn’t get any sweeter. Until one day, while livestreaming and sipping fruit wine gifted by his crush, a lucky fan shared an ancestral card catalog. Qi Nuo, tipsily copying the design, unexpectedly crafted an S-rank fantasy card! Fan: "Darling, weren’t you only making utility cards? Where's the basic trust between people? QAQ"

Sickly and weak, Lin Yebai was picked up by the main god’s space and bound to the【All Heaven Live Broadcast Room】, entering a terrifying world to complete a task.Under the blood moon, the monster’s eyes were bloodshot red, its mouth cracked open, and it let out a weak, girlish voice. “Big brother… it hurts so much…”Lin Yebai calmly smashed its head with two shovel strikes, saying indifferently, “It won’t hurt when you’re dead.”The live stream’s bullet screen instantly took off:【Literary Mentor】: This short but powerful sentence clearly conveys the kind and gentle nature of the host. It elevates human nature, purifies the soul, and exudes a tranquility that can enlighten the masses.【Watermelon Patch Sinner】: Scared me so much that I ran over ten miles while clutching a civet.【Abyss Monarch】: A flicker of interest flashed in his profound eyes.【Left and Right are Both Men】: An interesting man, you have successfully caught my attention.A muscular man with eight spider-like legs narrowly escaped death under Lin Yebai’s blade, and the live stream audience got excited again:【Uchiha Boba Milk Tea】: Unusual, it looks quite strange.【The Ordinary Me】: Eight long legs, I can barely manage.【Man Upon Man】: While human preferences are free, I suggest you see a doctor.Lin Yebai didn’t quite understand, but he was deeply shaken.Through countless life-and-death challenges, he gradually grew stronger, with the silly audience accompanying him along the way, watching him ascend to the supreme throne and be crowned with unparalleled glory.

Late one night, scrolling mindlessly online, Qi Yang left a comment under the latest video of “Latest,” a fitness influencer with 30 million followers:[I literally can't even imagine how good kissing and doing you would feel.]Then he logged off and went straight to sleep.He woke up to his phone blowing up.The famously aloof blogger, who never engaged with comments, had replied directly beneath his:[I can. Coward.]—Qi Yang, a junior at Jiangcheng University, is the belle of the Fine Arts department—famous campus-wide for his stunning looks, and internet-wide for his… spicy artwork.He streams his drawing on Station-D under the handle “Go to Sleep, Little Lamb,” boasting 2 million fans who tune in for his shameless banter and even more shameless art.At school, however, Qi Yang maintains a flawless façade: the epitome of a pure, clueless college student—attending class, grabbing meals, painting, and coexisting “peacefully” with his five roommates.Well, except for the occasional nights he has to quietly stanch a nosebleed, utterly overwhelmed by the sheer, raw magnetism radiating from his bunkmate, Lu Jingchi.Lu Jingchi. The golden boy of the Physics School. A living legend who entered Jiang Da's Astrophysics program as the city's top science scorer with 739 points. Standing at 6'3”, he's inhumanly handsome, his shirt always buttoned impeccably to the top—the perfect image of restrained allure.Qi Yang, gay as a rainbow, usually gives Lu Jingchi a wide berth. Lu Jingchi just screams straight, and at barely over a hundred pounds, Qi Yang knows he wouldn't survive one punch.Fate, however, has a wicked sense of humor. A misdelivered package leads to Lu Jingchi accidentally discovering Qi Yang's stash of explicit BL artwork. Mortification doesn't begin to cover it.Qi Yang starts avoiding him like the plague, eventually deciding to move out of the dorm altogether—better for his streaming anyway.But on moving day, 6'3” Lu Jingchi corners him in their room.“Weren't you the one who wanted to kiss me?” Lu Jingchi asks, his voice cool. “So why are you running?”Qi Yang: “?”—Qi Yang's main and secret accounts are soon exposed. Netizens have a field day compiling his history of thirsty comments under Latest's videos:[If I don't sleep with this blogger within 24 hours, I'm blowing up all of Jiangcheng.][My mouth was literally born on his chest, how many times do I have to say it??][My family's strict, so IOU a pair of twins.][Where is the morality? Where are the boundaries? More importantly, where is the ADDRESS and the WECHAT ID?!][Late-ge, you know I've been wifeless since I was a kid…][In adulthood, nostalgia is a tiny phone: my husband inside, me outside…]The 2-million-follower streamer “Go to Sleep, Little Lamb” is digitally executed. His fans rejoice. The man himself goes missing.Later, when Latest's followers hit 40 million, the never-seen, never-interactive star holds a special fan livestream.On camera, the towering figure of Latest holds a pretty boy in a white T-shirt snugly in his arms.He calls out softly, “Mie Mie.”Blushing fiercely, the boy waves at the camera. “Hi everyone… I'm ‘Go to Sleep, Little Lamb.’”The internet explodes.*We have relied on theory for too long, and this time I want to follow my heart.

Qi Shiyan starved to death in the apocalypse, only to transmigrate into the role of the Crown Prince's fiancé in an interstellar empire. The original host had it rough—betrayed by his fiancé, mocked by the entire internet, and then accidentally stranded on a wild planet during a live-streamed show, where he died from poisoning. The planet was primitive, but as Qi Shiyan gazed at the dense forests and terrifying beasts, tears of excitement welled up at the corners of his mouth. Food! Here I come! During his survival ordeal, Qi Shiyan stumbled upon an injured man. This man ticked every box of his ideal type, so Qi Shiyan immediately decided to dump his cheating fiancé and make this man his new partner. *** The Crown Prince’s fiancé, Qi Shiyan, joined a live-stream that captured the entire empire’s attention. After the stream began, the producers faked a spaceship crash, sending Qi Shiyan to a primitive "rehabilitation planet" for a "wilderness survival" challenge. Everyone tuned in expecting a fiasco, assuming the incompetent Qi Shiyan would cry in fear. Instead, he thrived—hunting, cooking, and even pampering a man while flaunting their romance. The kicker? The man he picked up was none other than their almighty, emotionally detached, and perpetually single Emperor. The interstellar citizens went wild. --- **Reading Guide:** 1. Protagonist is the giver (top), mutual pampering, the giver is extremely strong. 2. The receiver is the Emperor, never married—the Crown Prince is his nephew, not his son. 3. A live-stream novel with abundant viewer comments. **** **New Release: *The Guide Just Wants to Be the Richest*** **Synopsis:** Sword Sect Leader Ling Moqiong, whose name meant "Never Poor," was perpetually broke and single. After failing his heavenly tribulation, he transmigrated into the interstellar world as Mo Qiong, the only S-rank Guide in the Star River Alliance, and gained a fiancé. His fiancé, Chu Lin, was the Marshal of the First Army Corps and the richest man in the Star River Alliance—*the richest*! Under Alliance law, as long as Ling Moqiong formed a mental bond with Chu Lin and successfully stabilized his near-collapsed mental sea, he could claim 80% of Chu Lin’s wealth, becoming the new richest man. Seeing Chu Lin's handsome photo, Ling Moqiong giggled like a pig. After millennia of poverty and singledom, the thought of finally living a life of luxury with a partner made him so happy he went out and picked a fight. * A powerful Sentinel named "Ling Mo" suddenly emerged in the Star River Alliance. His favorite pastime? Fighting. None of the top fighters could best him—not even Chu Lin, hailed as the strongest Sentinel, could do more than tie with him. Major factions scrambled to recruit him, but he ignored them all, leaving after each brawl. Meanwhile, Mo Qiong, the reclusive S-rank Guide, began charging exorbitant fees for mental sea treatments—with such stellar results that high-ranking Sentinels flocked to him. One day, people noticed that all the money Mo Qiong earned went into buying gear for Ling Mo. Everyone glanced at Chu Lin’s head: *Marshal… is that a hint of green?* Chu Lin, freshly defeated by his own Guide: "..." Thanks for the concern—*no green*. It’s just that his Guide wasn’t quite what he’d imagined. **Reading Guide:** 1. Sentinel-Guide setting, but without animal companions. 2. Ling Moqiong (Guide) is the giver (top), Chu Lin (Sentinel) is the receiver.

Years later, when Luo Zijin won Best Actress at the Hong Kong Film Awards, broadcast live on TV— Cheng Youyou was in front of her camera, livestreaming her dinner for fans: sweet and sour mandarin fish. A playful comment flitted across the screen: ["Chengcheng, what do you think about Luo Zijin winning the award?"] Cheng Youyou saw it, smiled faintly, and drizzled golden sauce over the slightly crispy fish. The liquid spread along the bones onto the snow-white plate. Amid a flood of drooling comments, she said: "Then I’ll use this 'Carp Leaping Over the Dragon Gate' to wish her a future as bright as brocade." ["Green is the robe you wear, Longing for you is my care. Though I cannot go to you, Why don’t you send word, if you're true?"]

Su Ling and Lin Feng got married, but their love faded within just three years. When a call came from his hometown urging him to return and inherit the ancestral house, a heartbroken Su Ling decisively packed his bags and left the bustling city behind. To be self-sufficient, he took up a hoe and started farming. Before he knew it, his ten acres of land were fully cultivated. Hm? Maybe that’s a bit too much? Since he couldn’t eat it all, he decided to sell the produce via livestream! Unexpectedly, the livestream’s popularity soared, the vegetables sold out quickly, and out of nowhere, a fanbase emerged? At first, casual viewers simply clicked on the livestream out of curiosity, ready to mock the dullness of a vegetable-selling broadcast—what’s so interesting about that? But the moment they saw the host’s face… they were stunned… Holy shit, holy shit holy shit!!! QAQ Where did this unbelievably gorgeous guy come from?! Why on earth is someone this handsome livestreaming about selling vegetables??? Later: Fan 1: Big bro’s cabbages are fresh and delicious! So tasty! Hope you’ll sell more next time! Fan 2: QAQ Gege, we’ll tip you, please stream more often~ Fan 3: I never liked cucumbers before, but after trying gege’s homegrown ones, I can’t live without them now! (Also, I could admire gege’s face forever~ QAQ) ... When Lin Feng returned from a business trip abroad, the house looked as if it had been ransacked, with many things missing. Seeing Su Ling’s divorce papers left him livid. Why did his husband leave him just because of a business trip? He searched frantically, but there was no trace of Su Ling—until one day, his assistant showed him a trending livestream of a vegetable seller. To his shock, the handsome young man in the video, wearing a white T-shirt and a straw hat while holding up a giant cabbage, was none other than his missing husband of three months! Lin Feng rushed to the countryside by car, demanding Su Ling return to the city with him. Rolling up his pant legs and gripping his hoe, Su Ling proudly pointed to the lush green fields and declared, “This is the empire I’ve worked hard to build—why should I give it up?” Lin Feng: ... [Notes] ① 1V1, sweet love story. Top spoils bottom. Note: No mpreg! ② Modern AU with fictional elements—same-sex marriage is legal, brands are made-up. ③ Ignore any logical inconsistencies, and if you drop the story, no need to announce it, thanks~~

Q: After transmigrating into a cannon fodder character and going bankrupt, how are you doing now?Pei Su: Thanks for the invite. Currently hiding in a run-down shack, living in constant fear that the main gong and shou will come knocking to take my life.Three meals a day: steamed buns with pickled mustard greens. Whether it tastes good is debatable, but hey—I’m alive.One week later—Pei Su: Pickled mustard greens went up in price. Now it’s just steamed buns.Three months later, someone asks:Are you still alive, OP?Pei Su: Alive. Tightened my belt for over three months, only to find out my family never went bankrupt at all.We’re still one of the local tycoon families. My dad drives a Rolls-Royce and just bought two river-view villas.My younger brother drives a Ferrari and wants to gift me a yacht.Oh, right. I’m also dating the main gong now.*Pei Su transmigrated into the novel Thirty-Six Strategies to Win Over the Movie Emperor, becoming a cannon fodder character.In the original story, he obsessively pursued the protagonist shou, was brutally retaliated against by the protagonist gong, dragged his entire family into bankruptcy, had both legs broken—and eventually froze to death in a snowstorm.When Pei Su arrived, he had none of the original owner’s memories—only a vivid recollection of how miserably the cannon fodder died.To avoid dying young, he hid himself away in a shabby house and struggled to survive.He took odd jobs, did paid gaming, livestreamed for extra cash—blowing kisses at donors in the chat, sweet-talking nonstop, shameless flirt after shameless flirt.Until the day he successfully entered an online relationship and finally met his partner in real life.Looking at the protagonist gong—who was a public celebrity by day and his livestream sugar daddy by night—Pei Su fell into a long, silent pause.He cautiously stretched out his legs and asked in a small voice,“Can… can I keep them?”The other man smiled slightly.“Of course. They’ll be very useful.”Some time later, with his legs trembling uncontrollably, Pei Su finally understood exactly what they were useful for.

Good news: A system called the “Streamer-Binding Growth Plan” suddenly appeared on Ai Li.Bad news: The system came with no instruction manual and couldn’t communicate, so Ai Li could only figure out how to use it herself.Good news: By sheer chance, she bound the system to herself as a streamer and successfully activated its daily spending allowance.Bad news: Because her companionship level was too low, her daily allowance started at just 100 yuan.And so, a “mysterious big spender” appeared in rookie streamer Ai Xiaoli’s livestream, focusing on keeping her company and sending her gifts worth just 100 yuan a day.Good news: Hardly anyone in the livestream thought the big spender was weird.Bad news: There were only a few people in the livestream to begin with.Ai Li streamed diligently for two months without making even the slightest splash. Just as she began to wonder if she’d chosen the wrong line of work, her college roommate—curious about livestreaming and giving it a try—showed her the right way to use the system.Ai Li suddenly understood: So what I bound wasn’t a streamer system, but a tycoon system!【I’ve discussed this with my editor. This story will go VIP on Friday, August 2. Thank you all for your continued support! Kisses to each and every one of you!】

He Yuan, the genius architecture student at the Polytechnic University, is aloof and speaks little—dedicated solely to drawing, with markers in hand from dawn till dusk. At 10 PM, He Yuan opens his live stream for swatch testing— He Yuan: Shade No. 12, looks good, buy it. (calm.jpg) He Yuan: This is the texture of smearing cement on your lips, drying like paving asphalt. (indifferent.jpg) Comment 1: Weren’t beauty streamers supposed to be sassy? Did this up just return from a construction site? 2333 Comment 2: With lips so迷人 yet words so毒人, this streamer is next-level hardcore— Comment 3: Aaaah why am I getting color-swiped by a straight male streamer?! IT’S SO DAMN PRETTY!!! Next door, Xiao An, a freshman at the Medical University, is perpetually exhausted—falling asleep the moment he hits the desk, clutching a scalpel from class to class. At 8 PM, Xiao An opens his dark cuisine live stream— Xiao An: Today, we’ll attempt to perform miracles on Häagen-Dazs using a pack of pickled vegetables. Applause, please. Xiao An: For bones, cut at the joints—mostly fibrous connective tissue inside, easy to slice. Comment 1: Crying again over this guy’s minty voice— Comment 2: Kiddo, weren’t you sleeping?! How do you remember every word the teacher says?! Comment 3: Someone take him away pls it’s my first time seeing someone so serious about crafting dark cuisine QAQ ====================== A website’s anniversary event forces these two, who initially disliked each other, to reassess— He Yuan: …You’re a streamer too? Xiao An: (Holy shit the streamer I finally took a liking to is someone I can’t stand QAQ) To protect their online personas, the two decide to move in together. From then on, their streams take a new turn— He Yuan: Today’s try-on is a limited-edition shade for Arbor Day… Comments: IS THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND WALKING BEHIND YOU?! Aaaah applying lipstick for you is too sweet!!! Xiao An: …A masterfully crafted horse-hoof sugar-coated hawthorn and herbal jelly is done. (He Yuan passes by and takes a scoop.) Comments: Aaaah someone finally ate the kid’s cooking!!! This old mother is bawling TAT

By day, Wei Min trash-talks in *Honor of Kings* like a buffoon driving a baby stroller. By night, Wei Min huddles in Gu Qiyun’s arms, too terrified to glance at the screen. A ghostly figure crawls closer, its bloodied face suddenly filling the monitor— Wei·voice gone hoarse·Min: AHHHHHHHH!!! Gu·deadpan·Qiyun: I’m kinda scared. Wei·trembling like a leaf·Min: Then… QAQ l-let’s end the stream? Gu Qiyun: Heal me and I won’t be scared. Wei Min: ? Gu Qiyun: *Mwah mwah mwah* Outwardly soft but secretly vicious junior (shou) × Outwardly stern but secretly flirtatious senior (gong) [Featured games: *Honor of Kings*, *Fireboy and Watergirl*, *Stickman Badminton*, *Harem Simulation*, *Home Sweet Home*, plus some made-up ones. No prior gaming knowledge needed—just enjoy the ride!]

After graduation, He Ye inherited his family's nearly bankrupt paper offering shop. During the day, business in the shop was bleak, with barely any living customers. At night, however, the street outside bustled as all kinds of sinister entities came and went in an endless stream. *** To make ends meet, He Ye began livestreaming on a popular platform. At first, his viewer count could be counted on one hand—until he performed a divination for one viewer and saved their life. Suddenly, his stream was flooded with viewers, each begging for a reading. *** As He Ye's fame grew, a well-known supernatural investigation show extended him an invitation. Initially, he refused—until he learned the appearance fee was nearly a million per episode. Without hesitation, he accepted. Most of the guests on the show were big names in the metaphysical world, and they dismissed He Ye as an inexperienced rookie. Even the first episode's comments were ruthless: ["Ugh, which company pushed this fresh-faced idol in here? He’s obviously just eye candy using a horror show as a career stepping stone. His manager must be brain-dead."] ["Skip! Skip! Don't waste screen time on useless pretty boys. I’m here to watch the masters!"] ["Here it comes! The glorious moment when He Handsome’s gonna crash and burn!"] Yet, in later episodes: After presenting their theories, the masters would instinctively steal a glance at He Ye, only relaxing when his expression remained unchanged. The comments did a complete 180: ["My boyfriend is SO impressive! I take back everything I said before!"] ["Props to the production team for bringing so many legends (especially my hubby)."] ["Damn, these paper effigies look insanely real—each has unique facial features! The special effects deserve an award."] ["...Kinda cute. Need one."] ["FYI: NOT special effects! Our He Ye draws ALL these paper effigies himself! Drop by his stream (ID: xxxxxx) if you're curious!"] ["Hey, anyone else think He Ye and his assistant have insane chemistry?"] ["Hehehe, finally someone noticed! Join me in shipping them~"] ["I’m OBSESSED!"] ["Assistant is sooooo in love (crying into hands)."] By the show's end, He Ye hadn’t just earned a hefty paycheck—he also became a leading figure in the metaphysical world… and somehow ended up with a *husband*. *** Mu Xijing, a deity worshipped by the occultists of Xuanchun Temple. A calamity once took the life of the person he cherished most. For over thirty years, Mu Xijing searched for their reincarnation—to no avail. Until recently, the owner of a paper effigy shop caught his attention. To confirm if this man was his lost love, Mu Xijing kept approaching him, testing him… until he finally saw the unique birthmark on the young man’s lower back. *He* had returned at last. *** One day, a job posting appeared at the effigy shop’s door—Mu Xijing showed up to apply. Mu Xijing: "Boss He, I’m here for the job." He Ye gave him a skeptical side-eye, silently rejecting him. Mu Xijing pressed on: "I can greet customers, manage accounts, clean, cook, give massages, catch ghosts… and I’m willing to learn anything else." He Ye remained silent. Mu Xijing: "I don’t need a salary." He Ye: "...Congratulations. You’re hired." Emotionally detached, cold-tempered shou × Obsessive, clingy, loyal gong

Tired and wants a hug, lazy and needs a piggyback ride—Netizens can’t understand why Jin Chuanxing, the Empire’s Marshal and interstellar heartthrob, would choose a small-time streamer with nothing but good looks as his boyfriend. Until they see him tear apart mechs with his bare hands, kick starbeasts, and trek across the galaxy on foot... “Ack, the streamer’s反差萌 is so endearing QAQ Marshal, I challenge you to a duel!” Later... “Why are all the男神 either the streamer’s brother or boyfriend, and none mine? Streamer, I demand a fight!” “Never mind, I can’t win... I choose death QAQ” Jing Shutong, who feels “delicate” whenever his condition flares up and livestreams to earn medical funds: “(⊙_⊙)?”

The Demon King, Di Qiu, wakes up to find himself thousands of years in the future. Devoid of magic and reborn as a fragile, helpless little thing. System: [Your Majesty, become the savior!] Di Qiu’s response: Making a great villain like the Demon King the savior? You’d have to be braindead for a decade to come up with this! In the livestream of the Interstellar Alliance Tournament, viewers notice a delicate, breakable beauty wandering into the Beast Forest—porcelain skin, sapphire eyes, fluffy hair, a delicate chin, impossibly beautiful. Viewer A: *Such a pretty boy, what a waste not to feed him to the beasts.* Viewer B: *Another fool begging for death. These are ferocious beasts!* Viewer C: *I love watching pretty idiots cry in despair. Go on, beasts!* Some time later, viewers are stunned to see the fragile beauty not only surviving but taming the beasts into docile pets. The terrifying demon wolf rolls over, begging for belly rubs. (=￣ω￣=) The ferocious merman shyly offers pearls. (*^▽^*) The monstrous bear obediently turns into a warm cuddle buddy. (●＾o＾●) The dreaded dragon spreads its wings as a parasol. ︿(￣︶￣)︿ Viewer 1: *Di Qiu, you are my god!* Viewer 2: *This isn’t "Beast Survival"—it’s "Diary of Raising Adorable Monsters"!* Viewer 3: *Mom asks why I’m kneeling before the screen—I’m worshipping the God of Cuteness!* … The moment the Demon King Di Qiu steps into the Monster Forest, the hidden creatures roar in frenzy. —Their king, after a millennium, has finally awoken! —Awooo!

Devil, a 17-year-old *Senye Mist* game streamer, is a professional "actor" – the kind who can make teammates cry with his performances. No bottom line, catfishing as a girl, dancing on enemies' graves – his list of crimes couldn’t be clearer. Then one day, he used his alt account to troll none other than Yi Boqun, the captain of professional esports team DK. Mid-rank push during the season finale, the man draped in his team jacket turned on his mic: "Hey, ‘YiBoWantsToF’—nice act. You really begging for it?" Chat exploded: "RIP kid, that’s the man himself—AND HE’S STREAMING TOO!" "Winter’s here. Time for your funeral." "Bro really faked being gay for clout and then pulled this? Happy now?" Fans watched as the usually hyperactive streamer flushed red, wiped sweaty palms, and mumbled, "Boss… I was wrong." The captain paused. "Ning Xiaoyue? Your mom said you were studying German in the UK this summer." Fans: "???" Wait—weren’t you a dropout scraping by to feed your family? CAN YOU EVER TELL THE TRUTH?!The streamer rolled his eyes. "I did. You just didn’t believe me." Loving Yi Boqun? The kind of love that makes you wanna sleep with him. Dirtiest sniper captain (gong) × grave-dancing assassin (shou)

Mermaid number 55 was abandoned by his master.Before he fainted from hunger, he was finally sold off at a rock-bottom price by a fishmonger.According to the fishmonger, his second master had a severely damaged mental seascape and was a poor, destitute individual who could only afford a second-hand mermaid like number 55 with weak soothing abilities.Number 55: Oh no, I’m going to starve again,wū wū…However, not only did this master give him a beautiful name, “MuMu,” but he also fed him high-grade nutrient fish food every meal and rubbed his tail with brand-name mermaid care cream.MuMu was raised to be fair and plump, but he never saw his new master enjoy any delicacies. To support him, his new master even worked like a 007 agent, day and night…MuMu decided: I will use my special skills and work hard to support the family!***The inability of humans and mermaids to communicate is a perplexing problem that plagues the entire interstellar human race.Only mermaids can soothe the turbulent mental seascapes of humans. Even if they are inexplicably scratched or bitten by their own mermaids, they have to endure it. After all, who can understand what the mermaids are complaining about?But one day, the first interstellar “Mermaid Simultaneous Interpretation” livestream appeared…The streamer was a fair-skinned young man with clear eyes and a unique voice: “For just a small gift, you can connect and get simultaneous interpretation, it’s very cheap!”The barrage scoffed: [Where did this scammer streamer come from? Such a low-level trick to get gifts, only a fool would try it!]After the trial “fool” appeared, the streamer listened to his family’s mermaid screeching and accurately translated:“She says she’s afraid of c*ckroaches, and every time she sees one, she scratches you twice out of frustration. She suggests a thorough pest control treatment for your home.”[Holy crap! After I exterminated the bugs in my house, my mermaid really stopped scratching me!][What!? I’ll send a cruise ship, streamer, connect with me first!][Is he a god? The entire interstellar world is finally saved!]…MuMu closed the livestream, switched back to his mermaid form, counted the earnings in his livestream account, and happily flicked the tip of his tail:I can support Master now!***After failing in mental seascape guidance, a certain admiral, forced to retire from the battlefield, re-entered the workforce and single-handedly built the largest mermaid supply chain industry in the interstellar world.He didn’t care how many digits were in his account, only whether his obedient little mermaid liked the company’s products.One day, an anonymous account suddenly transferred money to him with the message: Have a good meal today!The extremely wealthy admiral: ?