By day, Wei Min trash-talks in *Honor of Kings* like a buffoon driving a baby stroller. By night, Wei Min huddles in Gu Qiyun’s arms, too terrified to glance at the screen. A ghostly figure crawls closer, its bloodied face suddenly filling the monitor— Wei·voice gone hoarse·Min: AHHHHHHHH!!! Gu·deadpan·Qiyun: I’m kinda scared. Wei·trembling like a leaf·Min: Then… QAQ l-let’s end the stream? Gu Qiyun: Heal me and I won’t be scared. Wei Min: ? Gu Qiyun: *Mwah mwah mwah* Outwardly soft but secretly vicious junior (shou) × Outwardly stern but secretly flirtatious senior (gong) [Featured games: *Honor of Kings*, *Fireboy and Watergirl*, *Stickman Badminton*, *Harem Simulation*, *Home Sweet Home*, plus some made-up ones. No prior gaming knowledge needed—just enjoy the ride!]