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Chi Xiaochi, with a fourth-rate background, a three-time Best Actor, a second-rate temperament, and a first-class appearance, has reshuffled his way from a hellish hard mode to a winner in life mode.Then, he was hit by a chandelier and became comatose.061: Hello, would you like to learn about the Scumbag Recovery System? This system uses the scumbag's regret value as a unit of measurement. For every accumulation of 100 regret values, you can leave the current world. A friendly reminder: our employees generally cultivate the scumbag's dependency through self-sacrifice and dedication during their work, making the scumbag unable to leave step by step…Chi Xiaochi: How much regret value is earned by a ruined reputation? How much for falling from the pedestal? How much for unfulfilled desires?061: …

The great, bright, and advanced 21st century. An old relic who has stayed in the mountains for an unknown number of years. To revive the sect, he borrows a body, carries some silver and currency, and descends the mountain to enter the city. Then he discovers that reviving the sect involves location, building houses, renovations, labor, social security... every single step makes starting a business nowadays extremely difficult. Money is hard to earn, jobs are hard to find, and when he's starving, he can only sustain himself by consuming wandering ghosts and lost spirits. ———————— The eldest son of the Wei family, unloved by both his father and mother, is returned after being missing for several months. Suddenly, his personality changes drastically, unpredictable in moods, with overpowered combat abilities, and he fights whoever offends him, battling against the world. He stops being a proper grandson, stops acting in films, and spends his days engaging in feudal superstitions despite rain or shine. What on earth is going on? ———————— A Fengshui master’s guide to wealth— the protagonist is a universally charming force that battles the heavens and the earth, eating everything from pots and pans to wandering ghosts, mountain delicacies, and sumptuous feasts, living extravagantly and shamelessly. This story is entirely fictional, filled with nonsense on professional knowledge, a feng shui tale with a touch of madness, the bottom pov.

In Taoism, there are five arts: mountain, medicine, fate, appearance, and divination, using the arts to promote Tao. Zhou Jinyuan, as a Taoist healer, can tell fortunes and, more importantly, save lives. However, being a doctor who draws talismans and refines pills, especially at such a young age... he must prove in every way that he is really not a fraud! ... Zhou Jinyuan: Treating an illness? Wait a moment while I finish drawing this talisman. Patient (with a terrified face): ??? Sorry to bother you! Guide and Warning: a cheat-loaded, satisfying novel with a humanoid plugin constantly slapping faces.

As a true overbearing CEO and scumbag attacker, after rejecting his admirers for the Nth time, Xie He suddenly hears a voice in his mind: "Congratulations on achieving the 'Defeat a Hundred Hosts' achievement. As a reward, you will be bound to the 'Scumbag Attacker, Cheap Receiver' system and go to other worlds to complete strategy tasks." As a scumbag attacker, Xie He feels no pressure playing to his strengths, but... “I heard my boyfriend's brother secretly loves me,” “Guide to Playboys,” “Your Majesty, Your Official Obeys,” “The Tyrant's Substitute Lover,” “Prisoner of the Empire,” “The CEO's Runaway Lover”... Xie He: Wait a minute, these worlds sound very strange... And why is my role 'cheap receiver'? System: Fight poison with poison, a scumbag to conquer a scumbag. You're the one to deal with the scumbag attackers! Remember, don't be OOC~ Xie He: Heh. Later... Xie He: Hmm? You say the scumbag attackers all love me? Sorry, I only love myself. [Guidelines for Use] 1. Various personalities attacking the split attributes X manipulative narcissistic scumbag receiver! 1V1, main receiver! 2. This text is full of melodramatic melodramas, very melodramatic. 3. If you don't like it, please click X. Please do not make personal attacks. Thank you.

Lin Dan bound herself to an auxiliary system and carried out auxiliary tasks to maintain the plot in countless small worlds—put plainly, playing the female supporting character or cannon fodder, using her own lowliness to complete others’ greatness.Confused, persistent, crazed, wanting to love but unable to, wanting something but unable to obtain it—Lin Dan experienced far too much failure and pain. When she finally attained great enlightenment and decided to unbind herself and return to her original world, her transmission was hijacked mid-way, and she was sent into the three thousand worlds to continue struggling.Although she lost her memories, Lin Dan was no longer lost. She decided to walk her own path—and finally discovered: only when you truly love yourself can you receive others’ love; as long as you live as yourself, no matter how insignificant you are, one day you can become the protagonist. If you bloom, the butterflies will come.

Lin Qiong transmigrated into the cannon fodder male wife of a crazed villain in the book. The original character married the villain for money but despised him for being old and insane, relentlessly digging his own grave until the villain rose to power and ended up causing his own demise.When Lin Qiong arrived, the original character was in the midst of insulting and mocking the villain, "Old and crazy, can't perform in that aspect, not even a real man!"The man in the wheelchair had eyes filled with malice, with undercurrents roiling."Do you think I'll hate you for this? No! I'll only love you more!"Fu Xingyun:?In his past life, Lin Qiong starved to death due to poverty. Looking at the mansion reeking of capitalist luxury, he wiped away the tears streaming down.This was obviously his old baby!Lin Qiong maintained the persona of a selfless and devoted lover, with deep affection, "Even though you don't love me, it's okay! Just let me accompany you during this hardest time, once you recover, we'll get a divorce!"He only hoped that after the villain rises to power, he would let him go and that he could take the hefty alimony and leave far away!When it was cold, Lin Qiong was like a drafty cotton coat.Holding up some clothes in front of the man, he urged, "Put on the long johns, once you recover, we'll get a divorce!"When someone mocked the man, Lin Qiong was like a mother hen protecting her chick.After chasing off the bad guys, he comforted gently, "Don't listen to them, you look the coolest with your thermal shirt tucked in your long johns!"Fu, forced to wear thermal clothes: "……"At the auction, Lin Qiong pressed down the sinful hands of capitalism, advising rational spending.The more spent, the less divided during the divorce, Lin Cheapskate Qiong: “Save the money, once you recover, we'll get a divorce.”After the man recovered, Lin Qiong couldn't wait: "Let's divorce!"Thinking about the sizable alimony after the divorce, he excitedly rubbed his hands.Fu Xingyun: "What divorce?"Lin Qiong: ?Fu Xingyun: "Since I've recovered, it's time to fulfill my marital duties."Lin Qiong: !!!It wasn't until his belly started to bulge that Lin Qiong remembered he had transmigrated into a novel about giving birth.The man looked at his handiwork with satisfaction and soothed considerately, "As long as we don't divorce, my money is your money.""..." Lin Qiong: "You bastard, I with you

What’s the big deal about switching bosses three times? Ever since a fortune-teller declared me the greatest strategist in the realm, I’ve been *forced* to serve five different lords! The first lord was cruel and bloodthirsty—at the slightest provocation, he’d chop heads! I said, *"Your Highness, you mustn’t! Only those who win the people’s hearts win the realm!"* He didn’t listen. Tried to chop me. So I *ended* him. The second lord preached benevolence but secretly kept blacklists. He couldn’t stomach criticism and sabotaged anyone who crossed him. I said, *"This isn’t right—a ruler needs broad-mindedness and integrity."* He didn’t listen. Sabotaged me. So I *ended* him. The third lord wasn’t so bad… except he was *cheap*. *Unbearably* cheap. I said, *"At least let the soldiers eat, and pay your strategists! Stinginess won’t last."* He didn’t listen. Tried to stiff me! So I *ended* him. Exhausted, I longed to retire to the mountains. But I got *"recruited"* again. This new lord seemed *perfect*—strong, humble, paid on time! I thought I’d finally found a decent boss to retire under… until he got *married*. First night: wedding. Second night: *lost his damn mind.* *Goddammit, he was a lovesick fool!* I begged him to focus on his ambitions. He didn’t listen. Said I *"didn’t understand love."* So I *ended him and his wife.* By now, I’d *ended* four lords, and rumors spread that *whoever hired me died.* Bitter and disillusioned, I fumed: *Was this my choice?! You all dragged me out of retirement—what was I supposed to do?!* *I quit this strategist gig!* As I cursed and packed up (relieved to finally *rest*), someone *yanked my donkey’s tail.* I spun around, furious— Only to find *the other* guy who’d helped me *end* the lords, gazing at me earnestly: *"Stick with me one last time, wage slave."* This *sly bastard* had secretly taken over all four previous lords’ forces! I *wanted* to *end* him. But he dodged all my traps—*and was a little lovesick… for me.* …*Didn’t end him.* Eventually, I became history’s greatest strategist—*whoever hired me conquered the realm.* *Finally. I could rest.*

Tragic Drama: A story where the heroine, by being tolerant and kind, forgiving without resentment, selflessly giving, and enduring endless grievances until the villains who bully her grow old and can no longer act, achieves a perfect happy ending. When Shu Yin becomes the heroine of such tragic dramas... Endure? Hell no. Deadly heroine, changing fate online.

In the third year of high school, Jiang Yanwei's parents divorced. His dad married a twenty-year-old mistress as his wife and even had a little son with her. Jiang Yanwei thought he couldn't live like this anymore. You disgust me, I can disgust you too. Let's see who gets angrier? His gaze turned to his father's friend, the most revered business genius in Qin City, the man he called uncle...A Middle School Syndrome vs. a Scheming Man, HE. This is a story where someone tries to play tricks but ends up being tightly tricked.

Modern director Ji Shuanyu travels to the Republic of China. Here, his family is impoverished, and the theater where he works is on the verge of closing. To have meat to eat, Ji Shuanyu gives it his all and returns to his old profession. He dabbles in traditional opera, offers advice on Western dramas, and, of course, can't miss out on his main field, film... The common trait of all his works is—box office hits.Upon seeing Ji Shuanyu:The opera troupe asks: "Do you want to be an actor?" The drama club asks: "Do you want to be an actor?" The film company asks: "Do you want to be an actor?"Ji Shuanyu: "No, I am a director."Opera troupe: "Chinese opera, from ancient times to the present, when did it ever need a director?" Drama club: "We're very trendy! But we're not well-adapted; audiences are dwindling, so what's the use of a director..." Film company: "Each profession is worlds apart. We're in high-tech, do you even know what a close-up shot is?"

After Li Xiangfu transmigrated to a matriarchal country, he finally came back!Compelled by life, during those years of transmigration, he became proficient in all the arts: music, chess, calligraphy, and painting. His skills in embroidery and cooking were unparalleled, and he managed the household effortlessly.###The Li family's little master, rotten to the core and intent on seizing the family fortune, was exiled abroad. A few years later, he returns, and everyone is waiting to see him cause trouble.However, what they receive is:Playing the guqin in the morning, double-sided embroidery at noon, and washing hands to make soup in the evening.Li Xiangfu: Peaceful and unassuming like a chrysanthemum, without desire or pursuit, I am serene, do not disturb or involve me.Later:The stern and strict eldest master of the Li family: ...Little brother, go clubbing.The cold and self-possessed second master of the Li family: ...Little brother, go fall in love.The exasperated patriarch of the Li family: ...Son, go live a little.###One day, the head of the Qin family visits and speaks about a marriage alliance.Master Li: "I only have one daughter, we have to ask her first."Qin Jin: "No need, I have my eye on your youngest son."Master Li: "...Then you'll have to take a number. You're the twenty-ninth person interested in a blind date with him this year.""..."

【Dumb and Sweet Fun Fiction】 In a highly advanced modern world, the theories of feng shui and fate still thrive in both skyscrapers and alleys. There are always those whose smooth-sailing lives take sudden turns or who encounter baffling misfortunes. *Ding!* Lin Su opened his phone: "You've received a new order." He dismissed the notification, tucked his notebook under his arm, and strolled out. Wherever his gaze landed, birth dates and horoscopes were neatly displayed above everyone’s heads. In this vast world, there exists a role known as the Fate Immortal. With a glance, they discern truth from deceit; with a stroke of the brush, they rewrite destiny. · A cheating student who fakes supernatural tricks to secure a cushy future, a young master who swapped lives to enter a wealthy family, a star who steals luck to shine brightly on their path to fame… They’ve exhausted all dark and deceitful means to seize lives that were never theirs. But they never expected that reversing fate was as simple as a single stroke of the Fate Immortal’s pen. Lin Su flipped through his Fate Registry: "Let’s see who’s stirring up trouble this time."

[Complete, asking for a five-star review~ Sweet short story, you can read it all at once~] [Simplified publication signed, follow up on Weibo @柴门听闻犬吠] [No prototype for this article, please stop spreading rumors, it's very disgusting] [New work in the pipeline: "I Really Didn't Want to Be a Scumbag!" A silly and dramatic story, click into the column to bookmark, please bookmark~] - Both protagonists start at age 5\ Redemption and healing theme\ Raising a child - Daily updates at 4 pm, extra updates on weekends, if there are any issues, a leave notice will be posted! Ji Mian transmigrated into a novel where he became a cannon-fodder substitute for the charismatic main character of the story. In the novel, the substitute offended the main character and was killed by one of the villainous bigwigs listed as a stockholder. After transmigrating, Ji Mian looked at the villain who was only five years old now. Ji Mian: Ah, so pitiful. Why should the substitute make things difficult for the villain? Watching the villain being bullied in elementary school. Ji Mian: Ah, so pitiful. Let me help him. Watching the villain being framed in middle school. Ji Mian: Ah, so pitiful. Let me plead for him. Watching the villain become the big boss, getting closer and closer to him. With deep-set eyes and a hoarse voice, the boss says: Ah, I'm so pitiful, help me, brother... #Why should a tool make things difficult for a substitute# Synopsis 2 (Original novel's main protagonist's perspective): For Li Jue, Ji Mian was an optional substitute. The young man jumped off a building for him to fulfill his love. While Ji Mian was alive, Li Jue despised him, used him, and discarded him. After Ji Mian died, Li Jue was shocked, shaken, and eventually grief-stricken. In a lifetime, Li Jue realized his true love was Ji Mian. He swore to treat Ji Mian well and never let him down again. Then he saw— Ji Mian feeding Fu Chenyu. Ji Mian sending Fu Chenyu to school. Ji Mian helping Fu Chenyu fight. Fu Chenyu kissing Ji Mian. Li Jue: ??? He remembered Fu Chenyu killed Ji Mian in a previous life, right? #Darn Fu Chenyu, give me back my wife!# #The enmity of killing one's wife, the hatred of taking one's wife, cannot coexist in the world!# Returning from hell, even if it means going into the abyss again and risking his life, he must get Ji Mian back. *Warnings: The main character from the original novel is reborn and wants to win back his love but encounters the transmigrated protagonist (Where's my wonderful wife??? Fu Chenyu only likes the transmigrated Ji Mian, there's no emotional entanglement with the previous (original) Ji Mian (I'm just an emotionless killer.jpg *Little fox seme (Fu Chenyu) x very cautious and resourceful little rabbit (Ji Mian) *Younger, repeat after me: The seme is Fu Chenyu, the seme is Fu Chenyu, the seme is Fu Chenyu, the seme is Fu Chenyu *Your wife is great, but now she’s mine.jpg - Cover thanks to Xiao Lu~ Comment section clarification: 1: [Regarding negative comments, I have repeatedly informed, Weibo pinned @柴门听闻犬吠 has a statement, apology, and clarification on the medical disturbance incident, and the handling result. Medical disturbance is shameful and hateful, I do not support it, nor am I whitewashing it.] 2: [I'm not a fan, I don't chase stars (if I followed one, they must have faded), I've never followed xz, I've never spent a penny, only posted one related Weibo in January, now deleted, lost interest before February 27th and haven't followed any related news since, let alone after February 27th. Please stop harassing me and my readers.] 3: [This novel has no prototype, please refrain from spreading rumors.] Next new work in the pipeline: "I Really Didn't Want to Be a Scumbag!" Tang Mingxi transmigrated into a novel where he became the wife of the male protagonist aiming for revenge. In the novel, the wife tortured and beat the male protagonist to shame him, and was finally thrown into the ocean with broken limbs by the protagonist, where sharks tore her apart. After transmigrating, Tang Mingxi: ...Of course, I have to seize the opportunity to cling to the protagonist! Be nice to him, feed him, clothe him, become the moonlight in his heart! However: "Report to Tang Shao, Ye Heng has been kneeling in the blizzard for a day and night!" "Report to Tang Shao, Ye Heng has been hung at the gate for three days and nights!" "Report to Tang Shao, Ye Heng went to see that little vixen Tang Nuo again!" #Isn't there really any way to save him# Synopsis 2 On Qingluo Bay, Tang Mingxi and Tang Nuo were kidnapped simultaneously. With a gun pointed at Tang Mingxi and a bottomless cliff behind and a swirling deep sea. "Ye Shao, wife or lover, choose one." Tang Mingxi's lips trembled: Ye Heng, I can't swim. Ye Heng raised his eyelids, indifferent: Tang Nuo, come here. He didn’t give him a single glance. Tang Mingxi was heartbroken and jumped off the cliff, buried in the sea. Before dying, he saw Ye Heng’s slightly stunned expression, then, eyes wide in rage. Long after, someone saw the president of the Liaos Group, powerful in Jianjing, trembling on the ground. Calling his wife's name over and over, frantically, tears and screams. However— Tang Mingxi, having swum intensely for 20 km ashore after jumping into the sea, in tears: Hahaha, finally free now!! #Faking death is fun, keeping faking death is even more fun# #Whoever wants to be Mrs. Ye can, I'm done!# *Is your heart made of stone seme x Correct, my heart is made of stone uke. *Creepy loving psycho x Carefree optimist *There’s a chase-and-burn scenario

Xie Ran, nicknamed Human AI, Feature 1: More rational than AI; Feature 2: More ruthless than AI. Later, he went to a parallel world, where people with the same name as him all had great lives but ended up tragically due to being deceived and hurt by those they loved due to their emotional attachment. Xie Ran, attracted by obsession: Emotional attachment? After some time, Subordinate: Boss, you haven’t contacted Mr. Ran for a long time. Scumbag Top: Has he realized his mistakes? Subordinate: No, he’s much richer than you now. Scumbag Top: ??? Subordinate: Oh, by the way, he’s about to ruin your company. The outside world is saying Xie Ran's love turned into hate, but Xie Ran: Hate? What is that? Xie Ran’s AI Assistant: Sorry, this is a knowledge blind spot for Mr. Xie, but no worries, I will teach him. Passerby (shocked): …… Xie Ran is learning human emotions from AI?!!!

Du Shenglan, the most talented genius in the cultivation world, condensed sword energy at three, resonated with the Martial Monument at five, and went alone to the forbidden area at ten. However, the world's evaluation of him was just one sentence —What a pity.It's a pity the Du family already has a unicorn, and it's a pity the Du family wants to destroy Du Shenglan.Du Shenglan's father: "No matter how extraordinary you are, you cannot contend with the family."A like-minded friend: "I didn't mean to betray you. Helping you means offending two major cultivation families."A former master: "To destroy the Du family, unless you become the Heavenly Dao, but the Great Dao is just. If you become the Heavenly Dao, you cannot take revenge out of personal vendettas."In the land of the Nine Rivers, no one has ascended for three hundred years, and it is rumored that the Heavenly Dao is lacking. Reaching the tribulation period is the extreme for a cultivator.Therefore, the four great families remain unshakable, controlling the elements.Du Shenglan: ...Interesting.The four great families joined forces to hunt Du Shenglan, intending to force him to ascend and complete the Heavenly Dao.On that day, under the watchful eyes of all, Du Shenglan finally crossed the tribulation and transformed into... heavenly lightning."The Heavenly Dao can't help me eliminate evils, so I become the Nine Heavens Lightning Tribulation myself! When I'm happy, I'll strike one; when I'm sad, I'll strike two; when I'm heartbroken, I'll strike three...""Every ten days is a cycle, the first five days I'll strike the Du family, the last four days I'll randomly select a 'lucky person' among the scum, and on the tenth day, I rest.""No strikes on wedding days, mourning days, or at the end of the year..."Retaliatory comedic protagonist X sinister and ruthless devoted antagonistNote: The protagonist will later cultivate a human body again, but the original form remains as lightning tribulation.

Lin Rufei is the youngest son of the master of the Kunlun Sword Sect. The disciples of their sect are the sharpest blades in the martial arts world, legendary beings. However, there's a problem with this sword called Lin Rufei; if he falls, he can end up bedridden for three days. Just as Lin Rufei is contemplating whether he can still be saved, he discovers that something... unusual seems to be happening to him. Ancient powerful top X sickly bottom who takes three breaths per step.

Out of humanitarian compassion, to help her ex-boyfriend overcome the heartbreak sooner, Ye Ming would always ‘amiably (ruthlessly)’ break up with him before leaving each world after maxing out the affection points. However, just as she finished traversing the Nth world and finally accumulated enough experience points, the system informed her that all her ex-boyfriends had turned dark! The accumulated darkness levels breached the world’s critical point, causing the conquest mission to fail… She had to return to those worlds to eliminate the darkness levels to complete the task! Ye Ming: I didn’t see this ending coming. System: I warned you—this kind of behavior never ends well. Ex-boyfriends sneered in unison: Heh, that shameless, heartless scammer who flirted and fled is finally back. This time, you won’t escape! Ye Ming: … System: Since you dug this grave, now kneel and lie in it. Ye Ming: Good thing I’ve got a special skill for whitewashing myself ^_^ Note: Dogblood (over-the-top) battlefield of exes, 1V1, bottom protagonist.

Everyone knows she loves me, but only I know—damn, I’m just a substitute!** At 26, Jiang Liuyi jumped on a trend and impulsively married someone—a woman her age, sweet-tempered and obedient. What made her friends most envious was how utterly devoted her wife was, sticking by her side even after learning she was just a rebound replacement after Jiang Liuyi’s breakup with her ex. Jiang Liuyi loved it. Then, her ex-girlfriend returned to the country, and work forced them to meet again. When friends joked about whether she’d have to kneel on the washboard at home, Jiang Liuyi froze—she realized her wife had never once asked about her past with her ex. In a nutshell: *You have a white moonlight, I have a cinnabar mole.* --- **Note:** 1. Sweet story, HE. 2. Written by a cat. 3. **Pianist × Painter.**

Once a popular but now faded minor celebrity, Rong Zhi scrambled as an extra across three or four film sets daily just to fill his belly. Until one day, the legendary and long-retired actor Yan Shihan publicly announced that Rong Zhi was his long-lost son. Overnight, Rong Zhi skyrocketed to headlines—and never came down again. Because soon after, a second, third, fourth… bigshot emerged, all clamoring to claim him as their own. Rong Zhi: ??? Since when did bigshots make a habit of fighting over a son to spoil? ** Yue Zheng once had his genes stolen for research. Only later did he learn he might have a child. After a long search, he finally found the boy. There he sat on a tiny folding stool on set, devouring an eight-dollar boxed meal with gusto. As Yue Zheng approached, the boy glanced up, his lips gleaming with grease: "Extra chicken leg?" "Today’s the day my character dies~" Yue Zheng: "..." **#Big Tadpole Searching for His Son#**

After two years together, Lu Zhenqiu discovered her girlfriend Tang Yingxia was cheating. Without confrontation or drama, she had a friend help her find a new place overnight and moved out immediately. As luck would have it, her new landlord was Tang Yingxia's archenemy, Jin Shuiluo—a renowned writer and screenwriter, aloof and hard to approach. Considered the industry's top-tier "flower on the high peak" (an eternal singleton), she had countless admirers but remained indifferent, with no gossip to her name. No one knew she had someone hidden deep in her heart. Later, that very person knocked on her door in the middle of the night and moved into her home. **Mini Theater:** After Jin Shuiluo's new book sold well, a magazine requested an online livestream with invited guests—including Tang Yingxia. Shortly after the stream started, dog barks came from Jin Shuiluo's end, and a golden retriever appeared on screen. The editor asked, bewildered, "Ms. Jin, don’t you not have a dog?" The forever-single queen Jin Shuiluo smiled faintly. "My girlfriend’s." The entire live chat: HOLY SH*T!!! Tang Yingxia saw the custom collar on the golden retriever and shot to her feet, her face turning green. **Notes:** 1. Revenge on scum + PDA. 2. The fic was written by a cat. 3. Stay or leave as you please—no need to announce it.