Transmigrating into a Ridiculous Drama and Taking the Imperial Examinations

1 Tong Ran unexpectedly transmigrated into a trainee. The original host had joined a male idol survival show but, unable to endure bullying from teammates and online harassment, secretly over-trained to the point of self-harm, ultimately dying from exhaustion. When Tong Ran woke up in the body, it was already cold, and there were less than 30 minutes left before the third performance. Tong Ran, who couldn’t sing or dance: "..." No problem, I can do this! Just as he was about to force himself onstage, a voice echoed in his mind: "Host's life value is nearing zero. Must complete a magic performance with 100 live audience members within one hour, or face imminent death." Tong Ran: ? That night, when the guest asked if he had a solo act, Tong Ran smiled shyly: "Then let me grow a mushroom for everyone." Guest: ?? Audience: !!! * Leaping across the Yarlung Tsangpo Grand Canyon; Reversing the flow of the Kisangani Falls; Survival miracles at Washington Square; Erasing the moon live at the Bird’s Nest; ... Audience: "Mr. Mage, please refrain from using magic in front of Muggles." Tong Ran: "When in doubt, trust science." 2 Lu Sixian first met Tong Ran while substituting for a friend’s swimming class. The other claimed he couldn’t swim but paddled away swiftly after "accidentally" falling in. With a mocking smirk, Lu wrote him off as just another lying, low-quality admirer. Later, standing on the Winter Olympics final slope, his snowboard bore half a verse— *Otherwise, on nights of autumn moon and spring breeze, How could idle thoughts of the past not linger?* --- [Reading Guide] 1. Most magic tricks are based on made-up science; a few involve fictional tech. 2. Semi-alternate universe; logic serves the plot's fun. 3. The protagonist's body is taken over permanently; no return to the original. 4. No drafts or outlines; updates irregular (sometimes double, sometimes none). --- [Upcoming Novel] *Your Quantum Beast Is So Adorable* 1. Shi Xingwei was a beta with an alpha boyfriend—until he discovered the guy was cheating with an omega. Omega: "So what if he loves you? Our compatibility is 99%. He can’t resist my pheromones!" That night, drunk for the first time, Shi burned with fever... and began to differentiate. He woke in the wrong dorm, facing the icy-hot alpha—Lu Xun, his ex’s best friend—and a lethargic red panda at the man’s feet. Lu Xun: "Your pet?" Shi shook his head coldly. Lu Xun scratched the panda’s chin, eyes locked on him. Shi stiffened as his own chin tingled, a moan slipping out. Lu Xun: ? Shi: ???!! 2. After 20 years as a beta, Shi learned he wasn’t part of the ABO system at all—he was a "Guide" from another world. No pheromones, just a quantum beast shaped by his psyche, reflecting every emotion. And in this world, only Lu Xun could see it. Lu Xun: "Mad?" Shi: "No." Lu Xun tugged his jacket down, revealing the little panda gnawing his collarbone. "Not mad... just feeling affectionate?" Shi: "..." --- 1. Alternate title: *When a Guide from a Sentinel-Universe Transmigrates into ABO*. Heavy AU elements. 2. Red pandas ≠ giant pandas. Think ring-tailed, long-tailed, tiny cowardly fluffs that surrender mid-fight by raising their paws!1 Tong Ran unexpectedly transmigrated into a trainee. The original host had joined a male idol survival show but, unable to endure bullying from teammates and online harassment, secretly over-trained to the point of self-harm, ultimately dying from exhaustion. When Tong Ran woke up in the body, it was already cold, and there were less than 30 minutes left before the third performance. Tong Ran, who couldn’t sing or dance: "..." No problem, I can do this! Just as he was about to force himself onstage, a voice echoed in his mind: "Host's life value is nearing zero. Must complete a magic performance with 100 live audience members within one hour, or face imminent death." Tong Ran: ? That night, when the guest asked if he had a solo act, Tong Ran smiled shyly: "Then let me grow a mushroom for everyone." Guest: ?? Audience: !!! * Leaping across the Yarlung Tsangpo Grand Canyon; Reversing the flow of the Kisangani Falls; Survival miracles at Washington Square; Erasing the moon live at the Bird’s Nest; ... Audience: "Mr. Mage, please refrain from using magic in front of Muggles." Tong Ran: "When in doubt, trust science." 2 Lu Sixian first met Tong Ran while substituting for a friend’s swimming class. The other claimed he couldn’t swim but paddled away swiftly after "accidentally" falling in. With a mocking smirk, Lu wrote him off as just another lying, low-quality admirer. Later, standing on the Winter Olympics final slope, his snowboard bore half a verse— *Otherwise, on nights of autumn moon and spring breeze, How could idle thoughts of the past not linger?*

He Sijia, the rising star, is widely considered in the industry as the “beautiful airhead”—a total mess when it comes to his craft.Wu Zhen, the award-sweeping影帝, is hailed as the model of virtue and skill—the benchmark of professionalism.Their fanbases are locked in a bitter feud, yet the relationship between the two idols remains shrouded in mystery.Headline A: Wu Zhen and He Sijia team up for new film, dispelling rumors of discord!Headline B: On-screen chemistry turns into off-screen drama—clash on set leaves director fuming!Headline A: Heartthrob and superstar spotted in intimate hotel meet-up—are they coming out?Headline B: Rift between He Sijia and Wu Zhen deepens—heated parking lot brawl goes viral!…Until one day, a variety show accidentally exposed He Sijia’s email address. Netizens dug deeper and discovered a forum account registered to that email—sjjj123: My boyfriend is such a flirt, everyone calls him “husband” online. It drives me crazy!Netizen: Is your boyfriend some kind of god-tier heartthrob? Why not just dump him?sjjj123: He’s pretty handsome.Netizen: Handsomer than He Sijia?sjjj123: Of course not. At best… maybe on Wu Zhen’s level.Netizen: …Then maybe just deal with it.The post exploded across social media, sparking both backlash and a wave of fans obsessed with their love-hate dynamic.Haters fumed: “Dream on! They’re not in love—unless Wu Zhen’s last name is spelled backwards!”But then Wu Zhen reposted the comment with a response:Well then, call me Naw :)

Xie Fei fell asleep after reading a rich-family-swap novel, where the biological son, after returning home, caused endless trouble and relentlessly targeted the adopted son—who had koi-fish luck—until the father disowned him, the mother despised him, and he himself ended up in a vegetative state after being hit by falling debris. Upon waking up, Xie Fei transmigrated into this cannon-fodder biological son, lying in a nursing home’s hospital bed. Expecting to die within three chapters, he instead inherited an unconventional monster inn filled with eccentric beings— Seahorse CEO: *Heard I’m pregnant with 1,800 babies?* Jellyfish Gambler: *No more fearing my hands getting chopped for cheating!* Marmot Singer: *AHHHH I CAN’T STOP SCREAMING!!!* From then on, Xie Fei was (forcibly) dragged into renovation projects, management, emotional counseling, and dispute mediation. Later, the inn dominated headlines. Room #1 housed a gold-medal producer; Room #2, the city’s richest tycoon; Room #3, the underworld’s big sister; and in Room #4, a top idol pinned Xie Fei to the couch, growling: *“Dare to kiss me again?!”* Xie Fei: “Mwah.” Top Idol: “...T-Ten more!” A story about the MC transmigrating into a cannon-fodder and slapping faces with Buddha-like calmness—and also a hilarious, absurd fantasy about monsters. Sweet!

Shen Yang participated in a reality show focusing on ordinary people's romance. He diligently tried to pick up girls, but unexpectedly... he got picked up as a girl instead! Shen Yang: I'm straight. Su Han Ying: Get in the car, I'll take you to school. Shen Yang: I really am straight! Su Han Ying: Swipe the card, buy whatever you like. Shen Yang: ...Audience A: Brother Su's driving skills are superb! Shen, get in the car quickly! Audience B: Help! Shen is about to cheat, Brother Su, charge forward! Audience C: Heh, I came here to enjoy handsome guys and pretty girls spreading love and drama, why am I now captivated by a couple of gay guys instead?This is a story of the whole world watching two boys stirring up romance on a love reality show, and the story of a fallen star shining brightly again.