Xie Fei fell asleep after reading a rich-family-swap novel, where the biological son, after returning home, caused endless trouble and relentlessly targeted the adopted son—who had koi-fish luck—until the father disowned him, the mother despised him, and he himself ended up in a vegetative state after being hit by falling debris. Upon waking up, Xie Fei transmigrated into this cannon-fodder biological son, lying in a nursing home’s hospital bed. Expecting to die within three chapters, he instead inherited an unconventional monster inn filled with eccentric beings— Seahorse CEO: *Heard I’m pregnant with 1,800 babies?* Jellyfish Gambler: *No more fearing my hands getting chopped for cheating!* Marmot Singer: *AHHHH I CAN’T STOP SCREAMING!!!* From then on, Xie Fei was (forcibly) dragged into renovation projects, management, emotional counseling, and dispute mediation. Later, the inn dominated headlines. Room #1 housed a gold-medal producer; Room #2, the city’s richest tycoon; Room #3, the underworld’s big sister; and in Room #4, a top idol pinned Xie Fei to the couch, growling: *“Dare to kiss me again?!”* Xie Fei: “Mwah.” Top Idol: “...T-Ten more!” A story about the MC transmigrating into a cannon-fodder and slapping faces with Buddha-like calmness—and also a hilarious, absurd fantasy about monsters. Sweet!