I, the Emperor, Resign

A major scandal erupts in Xu city—an elite couple pulls off a staggering fraud, embezzling billions before vanishing, leaving only their son behind. Once a domineering A-list star, the son is now drowning in debt, despised by all, blinded in one eye, and left destitute. One day, he’s hauled into the authorities, closes his eyes… and wakes up a changed man. Did he turn over a new leaf? Nope. He inherited the family trade and started scamming too (lights cigarette). ** When Kang Jizhu first wakes, he’s broke and universally reviled. Days later, he splurges billions on a luxury villa. The internet explodes: *How is this not investigated?? His parents are in jail—where’s the money coming from? What does Kang Jizhu even do for a living???* Bystanders from the Third Bureau: *Yeah, we’d like to know too—WHAT exactly is your job???* Kang Jizhu: *You flatter me.* Kang Jizhu: *I hardly work at all.* As a spiritual medium, he *might* take jobs… if the pay’s good and he’s in the mood.

Transmigrating into a cultivation world, Kang Yao acquires an ultra-rare constitution—utterly useless for himself, but unbeatable at empowering others. A kiss or a hug from him can skyrocket one's cultivation; dual cultivation with him is like leaping straight to Nascent Soul. Every ambitious cultivator covets him, forcing Kang Yao to hole up in his sect, observing the world through his jade tablet. One day, the tablet alerts: **[Match found with fellow cultivator "One Sword Frost!" Added as a Dao Companion. Begin discourse now~]** Kang Yao: "..." A new door swings open. After some online cultivating romance, Kang Yao is thoroughly smitten. Eager to meet his Dao companion in person, he’s stunned to find his #anti-dual-cultivation #always-frowning #invincible-swordsman #only-loves-his-blade aloof, fiery junior brother instead. Kang Yao: "You? Huh? What?" Didn’t you say those who date Furnace Cauldrons have ulterior motives? That love dulls your sword? Junior Brother: "Shut it. I’m a clown. It’s delicious." Junior Brother: "Senior Brother." Junior Brother: "Tanky DPS, no freeloading. Give steel a chance." Kang Yao: "..." *Successfully leveled up to IRL.* *Silly romance, crack fic. Gentle, mature bottom x Puppy Sword God top.* *Unserious cultivation. Worldbuilding? Never heard of her. Writing for lolz.*

Mr. Xu kept a little tyrant who bore a faint resemblance to his unattainable white moonlight. The brat, relying on his good looks, had a temper fiercer than the heavens and would storm off in a huff at the drop of a hat. Entranced by the similarities between the tyrant and his white moonlight, Mr. Xu indulged him carelessly—only to grow accustomed to the pampering over time, spoiling him rotten. Just as Mr. Xu was utterly bewitched, nearly forgetting the white moonlight entirely, the white moonlight returned. Upon learning this, the little tyrant threw a tantrum, demanding a breakup. Furious, Mr. Xu decided to freeze him out for a few days to remind him of his "place"—only to discover, one after another: The brat’s poor grades? *Faked.* The brat’s idle, reckless lifestyle? *Faked.* The brat’s destitution? *Faked.* The brat was young, wealthy, and gorgeous—*even their very first encounter had been meticulously schemed by him.* Mr. Xu thought *he* was the one keeping a pampered pet—only to realize he’d been played like a fool all along. Mr. Xu: ? At this point, *not* getting married would be the real embarrassment. *** Kang Yao transmigrated into a BL novel as a cannon fodder stand-in, destined to fulfill the clichéd plot of "*playing the substitute for the male lead until the white moonlight returns, then exiting in sorrow.*" The "little tyrant" Kang Yao smirked: *Must complete it? Fine.* But it’ll be done *my* way.

Kang Wanli knows he's good-looking, but he never imagined that even with his face completely covered, he would still be enthusiastically confessed to by a boy he's never met before. Encountering such an incident during summer vacation, Kang Wanli starts the new semester with a huge psychological shadow, only to quickly discover that this guy is actually at the same school as him! Kang Wanli's worldview is shaken. It turns out that getting into Peking University isn't the most important thing about studying at school. What matters is: Boys must protect themselves! *** Hua Ming, a rich second-generation slacker, is known throughout the school for his looks and wealth, but what people don't know is that aside from being rich and handsome... he's also got issues. He's obsessed by nature, a severe !leg! fetishist! During the summer vacation, Young Master Hua encounters a pair of absolutely stunning legs. Although he didn't see the face, he was utterly captivated, to the point of losing his appetite, constantly reminiscing, and sinking into long-term depression. After the new semester starts, a new transfer student inexplicably rubs him the wrong way, and every time they interact, sparks fly. Young Master Hua is in a terrible mood and decides to teach him a lesson. On the day he's ready to fight, the transfer student storms over in school shorts. Hua Ming: "..." These legs??? Who the hell can resist that?