Transmigrating into a cultivation world, Kang Yao acquires an ultra-rare constitution—utterly useless for himself, but unbeatable at empowering others. A kiss or a hug from him can skyrocket one's cultivation; dual cultivation with him is like leaping straight to Nascent Soul. Every ambitious cultivator covets him, forcing Kang Yao to hole up in his sect, observing the world through his jade tablet. One day, the tablet alerts: **[Match found with fellow cultivator "One Sword Frost!" Added as a Dao Companion. Begin discourse now~]** Kang Yao: "..." A new door swings open. After some online cultivating romance, Kang Yao is thoroughly smitten. Eager to meet his Dao companion in person, he’s stunned to find his #anti-dual-cultivation #always-frowning #invincible-swordsman #only-loves-his-blade aloof, fiery junior brother instead. Kang Yao: "You? Huh? What?" Didn’t you say those who date Furnace Cauldrons have ulterior motives? That love dulls your sword? Junior Brother: "Shut it. I’m a clown. It’s delicious." Junior Brother: "Senior Brother." Junior Brother: "Tanky DPS, no freeloading. Give steel a chance." Kang Yao: "..." *Successfully leveled up to IRL.* *Silly romance, crack fic. Gentle, mature bottom x Puppy Sword God top.* *Unserious cultivation. Worldbuilding? Never heard of her. Writing for lolz.*