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Eighty years ago, Qi Shejiang was a street performer and crosstalk artist. Eighty years later, he is reincarnated in the body of a newcomer in the entertainment industry. Gaining a new life, but the path of returning to his old trade is not easy. With this face, no one believes he is a crosstalk performer; no one believes he doesn't rely on his looks to make a living. — What use does he have for this stunningly handsome face??. A short to medium-length comedy with an alternate reality setting, fabricated elements, no prototypes, and is not to be associated with any real-life scenarios.

When Song Xiao was young, he wanted to be a virtuous minister, but was forcibly taken into the palace by the willful emperor. Just as the career of a virtuous empress was beginning, the emperor passed away... Upon opening his eyes again, he found himself in the 21st century, where he, once a top scholar, had to carry a schoolbag and face college entrance exams. However, his deskmate seemed a bit familiar...Emperor: ▼_▼ Let me copy your homework.Song Xiao: ...

In the Great Yao Dynasty, everyone knows the Chief Eunuch of the Imperial Kitchen, favored by His Majesty, is a capricious and eccentric lunatic. As such a lunatic, Shao Yan relies solely on his exceptional culinary skills to get whatever he wants. He always assumed a madman like him would eventually end up wiping himself clean and waiting obediently for death. Yet, upon opening his eyes, a millennium has passed in a dream—and he finds himself reborn as an utterly pathetic fatso. Faced with all sorts of clueless fools daring to provoke him, the lunatic smirks: "Heh." This is the tale of a renowned ancient imperial chef traveling to the modern era to showcase his talents—a story with a uke protagonist. Daily updates. Lunatic uke vs. fake-strict seme. Updates daily at 10 AM sharp. Guaranteed speed. Thanks for your support (●'ˇ'●). Yuanzi’s column—hope you can drop by and leave a bookmark :-D: <INPUT TYPE=button VALUE=Column Address ***><br> This novel will enter VIP on October 8th, with three updates on the first VIP day, followed by double or daily updates afterward. Thanks for your company and encouragement. Yuanzi will repay everyone with punctual updates. PS: No reposts allowed. For pirated copies, maintain at least a three-day delay. Violators will be reported. @JJWXC Yuan He Gu <style>#favorite_1{color:#DC143C;font-weight:bold;border-style:double;}</style>

Han Yun was spoiled from childhood. He outlived his emperor father and crown prince brother, stumbling onto the throne. He knew nothing of ruling, but luck was on his side—a royal advisor "guided" him, spoiling him even more than his father had. Within a few years, this puppet emperor passed away, only to wake up in the modern era as a third-rate model, unloved by family. Just as he thought he’d become a forsaken little cabbage, destined to never be spoiled again, the advisor—an ancient monster who’d lived a thousand years—reappeared… and seemed to be doing quite well. The destitute little emperor wept with joy: *"My Minister! I’ve missed you so damn much!"* The advisor: *"Your Majesty, I’ve waited for you a millennium."* Natural black-hearted ancient beast x bratty, milky-sweet little emperor

Ancient to modern, entertainment industry A willful young prince transmigrates into a popular movie star Three months later, the star's fans weep and wail: Our idol has been ruined... This is a heartwarming story of curing idiocy in modern society Beautiful prince bottom, domineering CEO top

In his past life, Li Cong was sent as a hostage to an enemy country, frail and sickly, enduring contempt. To survive, he became a subordinate to the Eighth Prince, but when the prince's rebellion failed, Li Cong was executed with a cup of poisoned wine by the Crown Prince. Reborn in this life as Li Congyi, he retains his memories. Previously living a hidden and lonely life behind the scenes, he now desires the spotlight and fame. So, he decides to become an actor. But why does that highly acclaimed best actor resemble the Crown Prince who poisoned him? Main protagonist bottom, tough-tough pairing, shou has narcissistic traits—extremely narcissistic, repressed in his past life but now fully embracing his true nature! The top is the Crown Prince, both characters transmigrate from ancient times to the modern era.

Centuries ago. Chi Lin: "I wish to serve by Your Majesty's side for life, sharing your burdens, and be your loyal minister forever." Female Emperor: "Besides being a minister, you could also be a wife." Chi Lin: "..." To uncover the truth behind the Female Emperor's sudden death, the court sorcerer used a soul-chasing secret art to send Chi Lin's spirit into reincarnation, placing her in the body of a modern-day, rebellious slacker teen who shares her name. The slacker-turned-overachiever now carries the demeanor of a disciplined scholar-official. Present day. Chi Lin: "In this life, I shall stay by your side, taking care of your daily needs." Lou Mi: "Our parents aren’t even married yet—who’s calling whom ‘sister’? But we can get married first." Chi Lin: "......" Seems she hasn’t mistaken the person—definitely the Female Emperor’s reincarnation. Chi Lin: "Your subject is not yet prepared to court Your Majesty in this life." Lou Mi: "We can marry first." Chi Lin: "...Your Majesty should prioritize state affairs. Please return with me to restore the empire." Lou Mi: "Fine. Marry first."

Qiao Yiqiao, stunningly beautiful but hopeless at acting, had already secured the title of the Central Academy of Drama’s disgrace before even graduating. Now drifting through third-rate cringe-worthy web dramas, he played roles like Prince A or Eunuch B—performances so bad even he couldn’t bear to rewatch them. Being a pretty face? He had the thick skin for it. But being constantly looked down on still stung! After much frustration, fortune finally smiled on him—an old pottery bowl his family picked up could connect him to ancient times! Ancient folks had seen nothing! They’d surely be easy to fool! He decided to seize the chance and cultivate himself a personal, ultra-devoted fanboy! Xiao Qiao: "The short films are awesome, right?" Ye Wuqing: "..." Xiao Qiao: "Kiss scenes! Bed scenes! Nude scenes! Crossdressing! Wahahaha plus magical effects turning me into a seductive little demon—tell me that’s not amazing!" Ye Wuqing: "..." And so, he became hopelessly addicted to stirring up mischief—until one day… Xiao Qiao: "AHHHHH! HOW’D YOU CROSS OVER HERE?!!"

The Gentle and Virtuous Ancient Homebody & Urban Investment Banker A Journey of a Soft Bunny Evolving into a Warm-hearted Queen, Semi-raising~

At sixteen, Gu Yan joined the army, galloping across battlefields, sweating and bleeding for nearly a decade. Yet, framed by treacherous officials and ousted by a newly enthroned, foolish emperor who feared his generals' growing influence, he was branded a traitor and sentenced to death by a thousand cuts. With a single, frigid decree—"Execute him publicly, exterminate his clan"—all one hundred seventy-nine members of his family were slaughtered. Bearing the agony of one thousand eight hundred twenty-four bone-deep cuts, Gu Yan did not pass into reincarnation. Instead, he attached himself to the "lucky charm" of Su Kun, an unemployed young man centuries later. To his horror, Su Kun bore an uncanny resemblance to that very same foolish emperor... —Except all of the above was a huge misdirection! In truth, this is a tragicomic tale of an ancient general's ghost who terrifies his modern-day host into wailing for dear life—only to realize he’d mistaken the wrong man all along.

Shen Yuhan is the eldest son of the Marquis Zhongyong's household, renowned as the "Peerless Beauty of the Capital." Raised from childhood under the highest standards befitting a noble matriarch, he is the most exemplary model among the capital's young gentlemen. Suitors lined up daily from the eastern to the western ends of the capital, and even the aging emperor nearly took him into the imperial harem. As the state of Qi faced internal turmoil and foreign threats, its power waned year by year. The emperor issued an edict ordering Shen Yuhan to marry into a foreign kingdom for peace. On the journey to his arranged marriage, Shen Yuhan encountered bandits and accidentally fell from his carriage. When he opened his eyes again, he found himself in a strange new world—and in a few days, it seemed he was to be wedded to someone. After all, he still couldn’t escape the fate of marriage. --- Shan Qihuan was born into the complicated Shan conglomerate family, with numerous siblings. Exceptionally capable, he became the CEO of a listed company before turning thirty, standing out as the most outstanding among his generation. Due to his father’s absurd dream, the family was compelled to choose one of them to marry a good-for-nothing wastrel—a man with no ambition, who smoked, drank, and frequented bars, even getting pushed into a pool at a banquet over petty rivalries. Supposedly, this person was the only grandson of his father’s late best friend. After a fortune-teller’s divination, Shan Qihuan was chosen from among his many brothers. *Tch.* After marriage, he swore to neglect this wastrel, showing no warmth whatsoever—making the other back off in frustration. --- On their wedding night, Shen Yuhan stood nervously before Shan Qihuan, preparing to unfasten his suit buttons. The aloof Shan Qihuan, who despised intimacy, intended to push his hand away—but when he softly grasped the other’s hand, Shen Yuhan looked up at him. Face slightly flushed, Shen Yuhan whispered, *"Husband, shall we rest?"* (Was this how people here addressed their spouse?) Meeting the gaze of the clear-eyed beauty, Shan Qihuan took a deep breath. *"Let’s rest."* --- **This is the story of a noble young man from ancient times transmigrating to the modern world, striving to learn how to live as a contemporary person.** - **Setting:** Same-sex marriage is legal. A sweet, slice-of-life romance without mpreg. - **Note:** No personal attacks, please. If this genre isn’t to your taste, read with caution.

**A Top Scholar Turned Underdog** The top scholar, a prodigy of his time, finds himself transported to the modern era—only to fail every subject miserably, becoming the ultimate underdog. English? Can’t understand… Gym class? Can’t keep up… Biology, physics, politics—what even are these? A former academic ace refuses to accept mediocrity, not just for himself but even for those around him. Thus, he drags along a brawny but simple-minded basketball player on a mission to turn them both into top students. The nation’s former No. 1 can’t even pass the college entrance exam now? No way—come on, let’s ace it together! At first, the basketball player felt immense pressure sitting next to the self-proclaimed genius. But he soon discovers that despite cramming day and night and vowing to tutor him into college, the “genius” scores worse than him every time. Eventually, he can’t take it anymore—so he starts studying seriously himself, turning the tables to help his struggling “top student” classmate.

Imperial Guard Commander Pei Yan suddenly time-travels with his team during a case investigation. Pei Yan, a man skilled in both the literary arts of poetry and painting and the martial arts of scaling walls and leaping rooftops, excelling in interrogation and detective work, finds himself in the modern world—unable to use an elevator, operate a phone, surf the internet, and even so poor he can’t afford food. Then someone approaches him: “Handsome, want to debut in a talent show?” Talent show? Like becoming an imperial concubine? How could the prestigious Imperial Guard Commander stoop to such attention-seeking antics! Later… *Well, it’s not bad actually.* So while others sing and dance, they wield swords and martial arts! While others play up a glutton persona, they solve mysterious cases! While others fake their qualifications, they contribute historical records to the nation! When an internet troll slanders them, Pei Yan orders an overnight investigation. The next day, the cyberbully is interrogated—stunning netizens! After the show airs, fans discover: the ragtag group is all tall, long-legged, with slender waists, perky butts, and eight-pack abs! Fans defect en masse, switching allegiances. — Helios Group CEO He Shiyu is a humanoid work machine, notorious for having no interests beyond work. Later… *Well, it’s not bad actually.*

The charismatic Emperor Xie Mingzhou dazzled with his literary brilliance and swept through battlefields with martial prowess. After transmigrating to the modern era, he finds himself in the body of a worthless stand-in abandoned by a scumbag. The original host clung to love despite betrayal, but the cold-hearted actor tossed out a card: "He’s back. Know your place." His Majesty’s response: "That’s it?" --- To the world, Xie Mingzhou was once seen as an uncultured废物废物废物废物废物 (waste). Until, on the *National Treasures* variety show, he effortlessly exposed a counterfeit and unraveled hidden schemes. Haters mocked online: "The script is too ridiculous!" The next day, a casually painted ink artwork of his fetched a sky-high price. Tycoons lamented: "Money means nothing—art is priceless!" Haters: ??? Later, Xie Mingzhou’s portrayals—a rogue assassin, a chivalrous swordsman, a Republic-era opera singer, and a golden-age emperor—each outshone the last. Antis waited relentlessly for his "cultured persona" to crumble. Instead, they witnessed a throne reclaimed and a lost civilization blooming anew. --- At the awards ceremony, the host asked, "Mr. Xie, what’s your ideal partner?" Xie Mingzhou smirked. "A beauty, naturally." What defines beauty? For instance: Fu Yan—the double-award-winning actor who once cast Xie Mingzhou aside like trash, crowned as the industry’s most gorgeous man. The audience wondered: were these two destined to reunite? Descending the stage with his trophy, Xie Mingzhou’s elegance vanished as CEO Fu pulled him into a cold embrace. The stoic, composed head of the Fu Group lost control for the first time, whispering fiercely into his ear: "Your Majesty, how does this humble subject fare?" "You?" Xie Mingzhou tilted his chin up, teasing. "CEO Fu is noble, steady, wise as pines... I—" “Hm?” The man’s gaze darkened. “—adore you.” In their past life, he was His Majesty’s unwavering subject. In this one, he’s his heart’s desire. --- *Charismatic, dominant, and unrestrained—a self-proclaimed top emperor (actually a bottom) × Cold, "ascetic" jealousy-prone CEO (the real top). A pair of ruler and subject, bound across lifetimes for mutual salvation. 1v1.*

General Tuoba Yan once held absolute power in the Northwest, yet her strength sparked the Emperor’s suspicion. Recalled to the capital to serve as Empress, she found that the woman who spent the first half of her life defending the nation on the battlefield was eventually driven to her death by the petty, underhanded schemes of the imperial harem.Just as she expected to bid the world a final farewell, General Tuoba unexpectedly woke up in the body of a young girl named Tuoba Yan who had committed su*cide. To fulfill the original girl’s dying wishes, she chooses to enter the entertainment industry as a martial arts stuntwoman. From there, she begins a fierce ascent toward stardom, vowing never to stop until she has reached the very top of the industry.Li Yanrao: “What is it like to have a wife who naturally attracts every girl she meets? [doge] ”Tuoba Yan: “…It is not as if I can actually raise a hand against a woman.”

Blurb One Yan Zhen wakes up and finds herself transmigrated as a poor village girl. The original host had poor grades and came from a humble background, always looked down upon. Faced with this, Yan Zhen remains calm and unbothered. Until one day, she suddenly discovers a famous actress—who looks exactly like the princess she knew before transmigrating! Now Yan Zhen can’t stay indifferent anymore! —Princess, you transmigrated too?? Blurb Two Recently, a newcomer has appeared in the entertainment industry. Though just a country girl, renowned directors, veteran actors, and wealthy elites flock to her, begging for divination readings. Hater A: Fortune-telling? Wake up, the Qing Dynasty’s long gone. Hater B: New marketing gimmick? Which agency’s backing her? Must’ve lost money. Hater C: If she’s really psychic, why not tell her own fortune on becoming famous? Amid the chaos, rational Hater D roars: WAIT, GUYS! I just got a reading—IT WAS SCARY ACCURATE! Try it yourselves if you don’t believe me! Haters: Pfft, fine, let’s expose this feudal superstition. … Three days later Hater A: ! Hater B: !! Hater C: !!! NO WAY!!! Master Yan said I’d find money today—AND I ACTUALLY DID!!! Instantly, the entire entertainment industry erupts! But just as everyone’s ready to worship Yan Zhen, She does something no one expects. Someone spots her in elegant attire, lightly adorned, kneeling before Zhao Baoshang—an actress drowning in scandals—and tearfully declaring, “This subject pays respects to Her Highness.” … Netizens: HOLY CRAP!!!! WHAT KIND OF PROPOSAL PLAY IS THIS?! #MyOTPIsActuallyCanon #ZhaoBaoshangIDivinedYouNeedMe #EveryoneKnowsYanZhenLikesZhaoBaoshangExceptYanZhenHerself

Xie Yu Bo died young and was reborn as the privileged scion of a modern wealthy family, having once been a flourishing imperial advisor in the Liang Dynasty. The only catch—he’s blind. In a modern society where science reigns supreme, the Xie family stands at the forefront of technology, leaving no room for superstition. Unable to resist his compulsion for divination, Xie Yu Bo secretly sets up a fortune-telling stall on a pedestrian bridge when his family isn’t looking. If anyone asks, he claims it’s just employment for the disabled—blind massage therapy. One day, his eldest brother suddenly decides to inspect his younger brother’s “blind massage” business. He even brings along his CEO friend. Xie Yu Bo hurriedly opens shop, maintaining his professionalism: “Please strip completely, thank you.” Meanwhile, he secretly opens his third eye in his mind: *So handsome!* The CEO, holding his suit pants: *I have a feeling he’s not actually blind.* A seemingly blind but irresistibly flirty bottom × A domineering top who gets teased until he can’t take it but retaliates—only to suffer because the other is “blind.” Double rebirth; the bottom is blind but has a golden finger (special ability), opening his third eye as needed. Note: This work is purely fictional. Believe in science, not superstition.

Rumors swirl that the overnight sensation, Pop Star Li, rose to fame solely through shady backdoor deals, backed by countless sugar daddies: From entertainment moguls to tech billionaires, From A-list directors to golden-song composers, From industry elites to business tycoons. Yet the truth is— Entertainment mogul: "Nonsense! Heavenly King Li, when can you spare time to read my feng shui?" Tech billionaire: "Pure slander! I just wanted my fortune told!" Directors & composers: "Outrageous lies! Heavenly King Li, don’t leave! My house is haunted!" Only one unnamed business tycoon silently pulls out a red marriage certificate: "That’s right—me! Legally wedded, care to verify?" * Heavenly King Li finally announces a fan meet! Excited fans spread the news—until they see the ticket requirements: 985 University admission letter? CET-6 English certificate? Straight-A report cards? Top 100 class rankings? #Double-checking, I can’t even afford to stan.# #The pitfalls of idolizing an overachiever# 1. Crackfic logic—fluffy, wish-fulfillment tropes rule. 2. The bottom’s OP combat skills + legendary charisma. 3. Occasional revisions. *

Gu Linlin's previous life was that of a cat—specifically, the cat of the infamous power-wielding chancellor Gu Feichen. While the world condemned Gu Feichen as a ruthless manipulator destined for a tragic end, only Gu Linlin knew the truth: her "Daddy" would whisper softly to her sleek fur when no one was around, cooing, "Who’s Daddy’s sweetest baby? It’s our Linlin!" Reborn abruptly as a human child—tiny, three-heads-tall, and bipedal—little Gu Linlin panicked. Instinctively, she grabbed the trousers of a passing stranger, only to look up in delight: It’s Daddy! This is a no-romance story centered around familial love, following a human child’s perspective. Daddy here is the reincarnation of Chancellor Gu Feichen, now a CEO. While it’s uncertain if the story will cover Gu Linlin’s adulthood, most of it will focus on her toddler years. P.S. Inspired by the popular saying: "Clumsy kids in this life might just be animals experiencing their first reincarnation as humans." Heads up: 1. HE, no romance. 2. Primarily from the child’s POV—a slice-of-life fluff piece. 4. Written by the author’s cat! ⊙ω⊙

After being driven off the mountain by his master, Min Qiang hadn’t even had the chance to divine his own fortune when he encountered a group of oddly dressed people. By a twist of fate, he joined their team, only to later discover they were participating in a wilderness survival challenge show—one broadcast live. Unfamiliar with live broadcasts, Min Qiang relied on his own methods to survive, as the wild outdoors were no challenge for him. When setting up camp—divine first. When hungry and searching for food—divine first. When lost and disoriented—divine first. Initially, his companions scoffed at his actions, and the broader online audience unleashed anti-superstition rhetoric. Yet, after two episodes, those same companions, covered in mud and weeds, bowed respectfully and pleaded, "Master Min, you must divine for me!" The internet did a collective about-face, hearts trembling. "Master Min, I’ll give you a million—please divine for me!" "I’ll give five million!" "Ten million!" Among the participants, Qin Xun had only one thought: *He’s really cute...* --- **Warnings:** 1. A wish-fulfillment novel set in an alternate universe, heavily sweetened. The content is pure fiction, with dead logic. Readers seeking scientific accuracy or flawless plots, beware. 2. 1v1, HE. 3. The author has severe glass-heart syndrome—kindness only, please.