西方罗曼 Novels

Mu You's graduate thesis project was conducted at the headquarters of BF Group, the world's largest chemical company. It sounded impressive—except both he and his supervising senior were slackers. One day, the head of R&D personally came to check a set of data, only to find they had even botched the experimental steps. The boss forced them to work overtime to fix it and emailed their professor about the incident. The professor scolded them harshly, warning that failure to improve would mean no graduation. Mu You: "..." To make things worse, his gold-digging boyfriend cheated on him with a homewrecker from the neighboring lab. In despair, he downloaded a dating app looking for a "top" to lean on. Days later, he successfully matched with a recently single "top," and they arranged to meet at a bar. There, Mu You spotted an elegant yet sternly composed man who looked eerily familiar—his legs immediately went weak. Oh no. Wasn’t that the head of R&D at BF Group? What made his legs even weaker: the man turned out to be his date. He recalled all the flirting, complaints, boasts, and nonsense he'd spewed to him online... Not even a crematorium could save him now. #Warning: Risk of Failing to Graduate# ⚠️Heads-up: Set abroad, age gap (~10 years), comedic rom-com, non-virgin protagonists. Based on real events (with consent). Cold-but-flirty mature (mixed-race) top × lazy slacker bottom just trying to graduate. Author's views ≠ character views. Exit if unsuitable—no arguments.

Enoch is a vicious little demon from Western Hell. He hears that to become a Great Demon of Hell, one must commit crimes more heinous than the Seven Princes of Hell. So, Enoch decides to take a risk: steal the treasure and food stores of Hell’s Infernal Dragon, starting with the sins of greed and gluttony. But while eating his spoils, he’s caught by the Infernal Dragon and forced to wear a collar, bound to stay in the dragon’s castle as a little slave to make up for the losses. Enoch immediately rages: *It’s all your fault for hiding your treasures too deep—if I’d found them, I wouldn’t have been caught! Why should I be a slave?!* The Dragon: ? Enoch then acts arrogantly: *And I’m still not full. You—go make me two more dishes.* The Dragon: ? When the dragon cooks and eats the food himself, Enoch grows envious: *How dare you eat so much? You should give it all to me—don’t you dare take a single bite!* At night, as the dragon counts his treasures, Enoch continues seething with envy: *How dare you be so rich? You should let me steal it all—not a single gem should remain with you!* But when the dragon gets injured fighting another archdemon, Enoch remains indifferent. The Dragon: *Why aren’t you jealous anymore? Shouldn’t you say, "These wounds should all be yours—not a single scratch should be left on me"?* Enoch: *Right now, I’m committing the sin of sloth—too lazy to talk. If you’re free, go make me two more dishes.* The Dragon: ? Enoch, steeped in sin, still hasn’t become a Great Demon. So he resorts to his final method—climbing into the dragon’s bed to commit the sin of lust. The Dragon: *I think you have a real talent for being a succubus. Keep it up.* Enoch: *Great! Line up everyone in your castle—I’ll sleep with them one by one! I’m gonna be the Great Succubus!* The Dragon: ? After a long time of debauchery, Enoch still hasn't become a Great Demon. Enoch: *WHY?!* The Dragon: *Because it’s still not lewd enough.* Enoch: *Crying while continuing to be a succubus.jpg*