三教九流 Novels

Eighty years ago, Qi Shejiang was a street performer and crosstalk artist. Eighty years later, he is reincarnated in the body of a newcomer in the entertainment industry. Gaining a new life, but the path of returning to his old trade is not easy. With this face, no one believes he is a crosstalk performer; no one believes he doesn't rely on his looks to make a living. — What use does he have for this stunningly handsome face??. A short to medium-length comedy with an alternate reality setting, fabricated elements, no prototypes, and is not to be associated with any real-life scenarios.

The midsummer moon, the emperor offers the early peaches to the ancestral temple first— "The Book of Rites: Monthly Ordinances."Chen Ziqi's ideal is to be a great hero who runs a chicken farm, traveling the world with his sword and returning home to roast chicken, poetry, wine, and tea! If he can't be a hero, so be it, but his emperor father even wants to use him as a sacrifice to the gods! However, something seems a bit off about this god? God: Chirp?Cool and flashy pretentious fledgling gong × Petty and vindictive sly shou.

Fang Shanshui's modern life as a charlatan—raising zombies, running an online store, battling with mystical forces, encountering folk ghost stories, and all kinds of unscientific monsters and demons—[just read casually, don't take it seriously, and don't be scared:)][In spring plant a master, in autumn harvest many masters.] There is a Qing Yue Temple on Qing Yue Mountain, and in the temple, there is a master and disciple pair.One day, the master passed away.Following his master's last wish, Fang Shanshui refined his master's corpse into a zombie. During the process, he ran out of money. Before heading out to earn some, he said to his master in the coffin: Master, when your disciple returns, I'll get you a golden coffin.Fang Shanshui left, and the master waited quietly in the coffin, one day, two days, three days... he grew impatient.

Xiao Ze lived scientifically for over twenty years, never expecting a fortune-telling cousin to drop into his life out of nowhere. This little charlatan was blind and silly, boasting skills in divination, face-reading, word analysis, and astrology—constantly eating his food, drinking his drinks, and even shamelessly ogling his muscles and adult films with those blind eyes. But the cousin was fake, the blindness was fake—yet Lin Yu was a real deal mystic. He could divine anything...except Xiao Ze’s fate.

Gao Kun is 24 but has already spent six years in prison. Released in March, he now works moving bricks and plastering walls at a construction site next door. Li Yinglan is 21 but has already been signed to an agency for three years. A rising star in U Film and the entertainment industry, he shoots movies and commercials in the high-rise across the street. Two people from seemingly different worlds cross paths—and the story begins. ———————————— To Li Yinglan, Gao Kun is a dull but loyal guard dog; to his U Film classmates, a faded yet handsome heartthrob; to his prisonmates, a terrifying force of malice… To Gao Kun, Li Yinglan is a beauty—as he is in the eyes of his U Film peers, family, and friends…

What to do if you accidentally travel to a martial arts world? Learn martial arts? Become a hero? Punish evil and promote good? No! None of that! Xie Liang and his companions: "Of course, it's to survive, survive, and struggle to survive!" "Will others also have traveled before and after us?" "Then let's choose a conspicuous gang name, like a computer keyboard, to recruit them all." "What if they are malicious and can't stand others traveling, and want to kill us?" "Then let's choose an obscure one, something modern yet close to the martial arts style, to make them uncertain if we have traveled." Friends: "Like what?" Xie Liang thought for a long time and said, "...Dichlorvos."(In Chinese, this word can extend to mean "enemies fear me.")

Caught in a sea storm, Song Yuzhang was mistaken for the long-lost youngest son of the wealthy merchant Song Zhenqiao. Seizing the chance, he assumed the identity and entered this family of immense riches, where a wandering Casanova found himself lost in a dazzling yet perilous world of decadence... [In his life, countless loved him, yet he only picked and sparingly loved a few in return.]

Everyone in the martial world knows that Sima Feng, the head of the punishment clan, is a fine young man. Everyone in the martial world also knows that the information broker Chi Yebai is a decent fellow. Moreover, everyone knows the two grew up together, as close as brothers. Busybodies would then ask Sima Feng, "So, what's Chi Yebai like?" Sima Feng claps his hands and laughs, "Good, naturally very good." Busybodies would then ask Chi Yebai, "And what about Sima Feng?" Chi Yebai answers seriously, "Skilled, but fundamentally a scoundrel." To put it simply: Everyone: We all know you two have something going on, heh. Sima Feng: I hope people won't find out about our little secret. Chi Yebai: No, there’s nothing between us. (Deadpan expression.)

The protagonist Mo Li is a legendary miracle-working doctor. He has a secret—he is actually a fish demon in human form. But apart from him, there are no other demons in the world. The protagonist travels far and wide, searching for his kind. Yet, instead of finding his kin, he keeps getting caught in trouble he never asked for. *"What a rare treasure. Since it was discovered by your village, to prevent leaks, all of you must die."* The protagonist, who happens to be staying in the village: ... *"Those who achieve great things care not for trivialities—better to kill a thousand by mistake than spare a single suspect. Burn it all!"* The protagonist, resting at an inn: ... *"If you fail to cure her, you will all be buried with my beloved consort!"* The protagonist, inexplicably dragged into the palace upon arriving in the capital: ... *"Hahaha, you’re all mocking me! Admit it—you look down on me! How dare mere insects like you despise me?"* The protagonist, passing by as a sword is pointed at his face: ... Protagonist (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ Damn it, do I, a fish, have to teach you humans how to behave? P.S. Just a playful table of contents—don’t take the incoherent phrasing too seriously. Ignore it.

In his past life, Young Master Qi Zhen met his demise indirectly at the hands of jianghu ruffians. Reborn, he vows to eradicate every potential threat. After much deliberation, he makes a grand resolution. Qi Zhen: *"Imperial Brother, I wish to become the Martial Arts Alliance Leader!"* The Emperor: *"Grown tired of the capital? Let me take you hunting."* Qi Zhen: *"No. I shall become the Martial Arts Alliance Leader!"* The Emperor: *"...Remember those rare trinkets you fancied? I had them fetched for you."* Qi Zhen: *"I will become the Martial Arts Alliance Leader!"* The Emperor: *"………………"* Thus, armed with imperial elixirs and elite guards, Qi Zhen marches out of the capital, charging headlong toward the glorious path of martial supremacy. Alternate Titles: *Young Master Ventures the Jianghu, Peerless Majesty, The Resurgent Aristocrat*, etc. Reader’s Guide: Fictional setting, bottom protagonist, 1V1 (fixed CP: Mo Huo × Qi Zhen). Guaranteed updates. Dive in!

//Big Brother has no education, Big Brother can’t talk smooth, but Big Brother loves you// Fang Luye was taken away by Big Brother at a drinking party. At the time, a boss demanded Fang Luye use "another mouth" to perform a magic trick with baijiu. Big Brother said: "That’s fucking humiliating. Even telling your mom to disappear would be nicer." Big Brother is busy, ruthless, and tight-lipped, but he’s helped Fang Luye settle many troubles. Fang Luye: "I don’t wanna be a small-time celeb anymore. I wanna go back to school." Big Brother: "Fine. Up to you." Fang Luye: "You should shower after *that* too. Personal hygiene matters." Big Brother: "Fine. Up to you." Fang Luye: "Let’s drop this project. The government’s cracking down." Big Brother: "Fine. Up to you." Fang Luye: "Cut ties with the others. Let’s be real together." Big Brother’s hand trembled as he raised his glass, took a deep swig: "...Fine. Up to you." —— Everyone says Fang Luye is a fresh flower stuck in a pile of cow dung. To this, Fang Luye responds: "*Big Brother’s tenderness you don’t understand.*"

Working as a doctor in the Microbiology Lab, encountering diverse people, various pathogenic microorganisms, and countless illnesses, thus weaving together intricate bonds of life. Microbiology Lab: Short for microbiological examination. Can be read as a spin-off of *Food Chronicles*, with daily fluffy moments~ Couple: Zhou Xun × Zhou Ning. A devoted doctor (top) and a dedicated food blogger (bottom). Side CP: A young doctoral supervisor recently returned from abroad and his outstanding student. This work is purely fictional. Any resemblance to reality is coincidental.

Cliche old novel, with a shocking ending, proceed with caution...

This is a story that begins with one man, then brings in another, and yet another, until the Nth man becomes involved. Complex human emotions are always entangled in even more intricate social webs, Leading to chaos, confusion, infatuation, and heartbreak. Everyone hopes for everlasting love, but does anyone truly know whose hand they want to hold? They say a pawn never retreats once it crosses the river, but how does one navigate treacherous currents, scale mountains, and meander through hardships to reach the shore? Love was never just about two people.

The lady is a beauty. The sword is a fine blade. In this martial world, countless have caught Fu Wanqing's eye. Yet only one has ever claimed her heart. The righteous alliance? The demon sect's leader? Such matters mean nothing to her. She desires the sword—but even more, the beauty who wields it. A domineering, beguiling, venomous noble lady of the righteous alliance × an aloof, transcendent, indifferent leader of the demon sect.

Tang Ou got married twice, and both times Shen Guangming interfered. When Tang Ou was about to marry for the third time, the bride ran off with Shen Guangming again. Tang Ou: *"Shen Guangming, return my wife to me, and we can still be bro—"* Shen Guangming: *"That was a fox spirit. I’ve already exorcised it for you."* Tang Ou: *"..."* Shen Guangming: *"Why not take a look at me? I’m quite good-looking too, aren’t I?"* Tang Ou, tearing off his refined facade in anger: *"What horseshit!"*

Xie Yin couldn’t understand how a lethargic, pretentious guy who talked to thin air—with clear schizophrenic tendencies—ended up as his partner. But Qin Huai knew full well—this man with a scar by his eye and a tender heart was the companion he’d chosen after endless deliberation. From irritation to dependence, Xie Yin couldn’t explain how Qin Huai had charmed him, only recalling Qin Huai’s repeated words: *“I’m fine. You can try.”* The first time, Qin Huai melted into his team. The second time, Qin Huai slipped into his dreams. The third time, Qin Huai became the most vulnerable spot beside his heart. In this vast, desolate world, a sinister camellia bloomed in endless darkness, devouring lives and passions. Only you stood by my side, cleaving through the chaos to glimpse the light. Case 1: Nightmare Luxury Car ✔ Case 2: Nursery Rhyme Night School ✔ Case 3: 48-Hour Death Game ✔ Case 4: Soul Auction House ✔ Case 5: The Impossible Disappearance ✔

An old herbalist sought the fortune of his newborn from the village fortune-teller, who concluded that the child was born with the spirit of a demigod. Thus, the baby was named—Huang Banxian, the Half-Immortal.

Inspirational Version: Wang Nan never dreamed of standing out—he just wanted that two hundred yuan. And then, he fell in love with the feeling. Melodramatic Version: Wang Nan never expected Fang Wenzhuo to treat him this way. He always thought they were friends…

Qu Jiuyi transmigrated and became the son of the palace master of the Jade Shattering Palace—a sacred martial arts sect renowned for its peerless beauties, a dreamland for countless young men and women in the jianghu. But before Qu Jiuyi became the sect leader, he lived in constant fear—because the Jade Shattering Palace only accepted female disciples. For men in the palace, there were only two paths: *breeding* or *death*! Yet after ascending to leadership, Qu Jiuyi discovered the gazes of his fellow sect members had grown even more fervent. *"I like men,"* Qu Jiuyi declared in desperation. The sect members promptly kidnapped Xie Xiu, the most beautiful man in the world—a renowned physician. *This Jade Shattering Palace is beyond saving.* On the day he secretly released Xie Xiu, Qu Jiuyi overheard the palace sisters’ conversation: *"The palace master, as an intersex leader with both male and female traits, has overcome great hardships. We must ease his burdens—whether he likes men or women, we shall provide!"* *Wait, inter-what?!* Xie Xiu, the physician who had always treated Qu Jiuyi with indifference, suddenly brightened. #The outside world thinks I’m a lustful demon monopolizing beauties# #But the sect sees me as *one of the girls*# \#I’m **really** just a dude#