傲娇 Novels

Heir Lin Songyu becomes comatose after a car accident. "Heaven's Will" approaches him, revealing that the world's favored son, Xie Zuo, was also gravely injured in the same crash. Born parentless, Xie Zuo needs care until recovery to prevent destabilizing the world order. Lin Songyu: *Me? Serve someone else?* Heaven's Will: *"Do you want to wake up?"* Lin Songyu reluctantly agrees—but insists on a new face. There's no way he’d wait on some penniless brat with his real identity exposed. Later, he not only tends to Xie Zuo but also bears his child before being forced to fake his death. ... Xie Zuo, orphaned and widowed young, struggles alone in poverty raising his child. When his son falls ill during an unavoidable academic conference, he reluctantly brings the boy along. Midway, the doors swing open, and the late-arriving investor commands the spotlight. The arrogant Lin Songyu’s gaze locks onto the child cowering by the wall. Spotting him, the little boy hides behind heavy curtains, sneezing from dust, eyes reddening. Lin Songyu’s face darkens. "Sorry." Xie Zuo carries his son away. Onlookers assume Lin Songyu dislikes unprofessionalism and flatter, *"Ban him from future meetings."* "Shut up." Frozen in place, Lin Songyu sees only those teary young eyes and hears the man’s soft apology. *Who are they? Why does his heart ache?*

Su Xingchuan knocked on the door of Examination Room No. 3, then froze. Inside sat his ex-boyfriend, Li Xuan. Seven years apart, reunited at a male clinic. Three minutes into the reunion, his ex told him to take off his pants and lie on the bed. Su Xingchuan: "……" In the end, surgery was confirmed. Su Xingchuan asked, "After the surgery… will it still work?" Li Xuan coldly filled out the form: "Yes." Su Xingchuan pressed, "What if it doesn’t? Does the doctor offer after-sales service? Can the doctor test it?" Li Xuan rolled his eyes. "If it doesn’t work, just bottom." [*Being a bottom is impossible, but the boyfriend lost seven years ago must be brought home.*]

Yu Weixi is bound to a "troll system" and ends up clashing with everyone in the entertainment industry. He turns the veteran actor, the award-winning Film Emperor Feng, into his sworn rival, and in the process, successfully catapults himself to the top of fame. Until one day, Yu Weixi and Film Emperor Feng get drunk and end up in a messy entanglement—leading to an unexpected pregnancy. Yu Weixi: "……" This is a bit of a problem. Four years later, after running away while carrying their child, Yu Weixi passionately clashes with Film Emperor Feng at a high-profile event. After stepping off the stage, he’s cornered backstage by the Film Emperor himself. Feng traps him in a loose embrace, holding up a medical report with a smirk. "That three-year-old boy by your side… whose is he?" His dangerous gaze carries the intimidating dominance of an older man. Yu Weixi: "……" Yu Weixi: "This is really a problem :)" Film Emperor Feng: "No problem at all :)" --- **Mini Theater:** *Fan 1:* "Why does it feel like Yu Weixi’s clashes with the Film Emperor are different from how he argues with others? And why does the Film Emperor look amused instead of angry? That helplessly fond and indulgent look can’t be normal…?" *Shipping Fans:* "Because they're publicly feuding but secretly flirting! KSWL!" *Solo Stans:* "Pfft, their relationship is so hostile—if they end up together, I'll eat my mic!" Then… Film Emperor Feng posts a Weibo update—a photo of him and a child who looks just like Yu Weixi. In the photo, he gently kisses the little one’s chubby cheek, captioned: *"You and him—both my most precious treasures."* --- * A sweet and fluffy romance! * Older, accomplished top x young, hot-tempered bottom * Mpreg, same-sex marriage legal

Gu Jiujiu’s first impression of the young miss Cheng Rong: little black dress, red lips, aloof. Cheng Rong’s first impression of Gu Jiujiu, the (fake) white lotus: long black hair, white sneakers, innocence. Only after sharing a dorm did they realize—everything was an illusion. Life’s a stage, all about acting.

Qiao Ran was a useless Guide. Not long after his abilities awakened in childhood, he somehow lost his spirit animal in a muddle, and with it, his Guide powers.He could no longer fulfill his dream of joining the military, so he settled for the next best thing—becoming a worker at a green vegetable farming base, responsible for delivering produce to an upscale sanatorium affiliated with a certain Federation legion.One day, Qiao Ran stumbled upon a stroke of insane luck: he found an ownerless spirit animal—a huge white lion.Though this big white lion wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed, its fur was soft and petting it was pure bliss. Its abilities were top‑tier too. One deep sniff of it felt like taking a miracle tonic—his headaches vanished, his back stopped aching, and from then on, Qiao Ran lived a self‑sufficient, happy little life.Until, days later, the lion's owner showed up at his door—a neurotic, mood‑swinging man. And Qiao Ran's good days came to an end.Before:Qiao Ran: “Can I borrow your lion for a quick rub? Just one little rub!”The man: “Ugly? Rejected.”Later:Qiao Ran: “I'm so tired... can't rub anymore... can I take a break?”The man: “No.”Even later:The man: “You're about to rub my lion bald. I'll allow you to switch your target to me.”Qiao Ran: “???”Reading Guide:Sentinel & Guide universe, with some original settings (two‑setting AU).A clueless Guide × a rabies‑like Sentinel. Both the top and bottom are a little unhinged, but they will heal each other through mutual companionship and walk hand in hand toward the peak of life ~

Five years ago, during a chaotic one-night stand, Munan unexpectedly found himself pregnant four months later. Life with his surprise child was going great—until he felt like he was about to become a domineering shop owner and reach the peak of his life... Munan: Damn it, whose kid got left behind again? ╰_╯#! Mubei: It’s your man who got left behind. Pick him up, quick. After taking him in, Munan realized—his child’s father isn’t even human!

Shao Sui was scammed by a stray calico tomcat, spending several thousand yuan on the cat’s medical treatment.After the treatment, the cat wouldn’t leave. It watched him go to the bathroom every day, stole sips of water from his glass, purred when happy allowing itself to be petted a couple of times, and when unhappy, delivered a couple of swift punches.But Shao Sui has OCD (Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder) and mysophobia, and he’s also straight.You might ask what s*xual orientation has to do with raising a cat. Normally, there’s no connection…But after Shao Sui spent a month transitioning from “I’d die before I’d own a cat” to “Every morning I’m so engrossed in petting the cat I don’t want to go to work,” the cat suddenly transformed into a beautiful, delicate human teenager.The teenager, just like when he was a cat, watched him shower, commandeered his glass, pressed his slender, long human fingers against Shao Sui’s chest muscles, kneading while innocently asking, “Why aren’t you spanking my bu*t with the ruler anymore?”“…?”The teenager spoke just like a kitten acting cute: “You haven’t held my paws against my ears, kissed my paw pads, nibbled my ears, and burrowed into my belly like a caterpillar all day.”“How do I know you’re my cat?”“The second day you brought me home, you lifted my hind leg and secretly took pictures of my balls, on the fifth day you touched my c*otch, and on the seventh day you wanted to sleep with me! Every time you messed with me, I meowed and said no, but you still falsely accused me of deliberately seducing you and forcing yourself on me!”After three seconds of deep thought, Shao Sui picked up his phone and dialed 120: “Excuse me, I think the mushrooms I ate last night weren’t cooked properly. Now my cat looks human and is talking.”Seeing his lack of reaction, the teenager asked heartbrokenly, “You don’t like me anymore, do you? Then I’ll run away from home.”Shao Sui couldn’t stand to see the kitty upset, so he showered him with kisses and hugs.Until the doctor arrived at the door and, pointing to the teenager beside him, asked, “Will the family member be coming along?”“…” Oh, dear God.After a while, Shao Sui finally accepted the fact that his house cat had become a spirit. At the same time, his OCD was cured, his mysophobia was almost gone, and he was bent.****[Small Theater]For Shao Sui, the most painful thing in the world is that the tomcat at home has turned into a human and keeps clinging to him for kisses and hugs just like before. After he’s bent, the cat isn’t, and the love in the cat’s mouth is just ordinary pet-owner affection. He even occasionally thinks about going out to find a female cat to play with.After discovering this truth, Shao Sui appeared calm on the surface—my ass.In reality, his inner self was already distorted beyond recognition, twisted, roaring, and crawling in darkness. After struggling between wishing the kitten happiness and locking him up in a windowless room, he finally chose a third option.He weakly lay down in the hospital and coaxed, “I’m dying, and I need a cat’s lifelong companionship to get better.”The usually dramatic kitten’s eyes reddened: “I’m a cat, I’ll always be with you.”Shao Sui: “Not companionship as a cat and owner, but as partners, as lovers.”Cat: “But…”Shao Sui coughed up blood: “I’m dying, and you still want to be a straight cat?”“No more, no more! I’m a gay cat now.” The kitten looked up pitifully, “Then can I still give the milk tea shop next door dried fish?”Shao Sui closed his eyes and …

Pei Xi is a young artifact restorer who spends his days surrounded by veteran craftsmen, leaving his love life unresolved. A relative sets him up on a blind date: *"He's a handsome doctor—he removed my appendix, and it didn’t even hurt. Perfect technique!"* Pei Xi, inexperienced with blind dates, didn’t realize that being skilled at appendix removal was a selling point. The relative added: *"You fix things, he fixes people—a match made in heaven."* Pei Xi thought... *Well, that makes sense.* Then, one day, they arranged to meet. *"Hello, Professor Pei."* The tall, striking appendix doctor extended his hand politely. But the sharp eyes behind silver-rimmed glasses awakened Pei Xi’s dead memories. His mind flashed back to this man gripping his waist, eyes darkened with desire, whispering *"Baby…"* in his ear. Sweat broke out on Pei Xi’s neck, and his appendix throbbed phantom pain. *"H-Hello…"* The doctor soon released his hand, adjusted his glasses, and said calmly, *"My basic details… you already learned them that night."* Pei Xi frantically averted his gaze, recalling the man’s husky voice: *"Baby, take off my glasses for me."* One stormy night, Pei Xi had dragged a random stranger from a bar into bed, then fled in shame, condemning his lack of self-control. That incident led him to try dating seriously. But... **Why was his blind date the same stranger?!** What kind of chaotic twist was this?! The appendix doctor asked, *"Did you run away that morning?"* Pei Xi couldn’t even look up, stammering, *"I-I went to buy breakfast… believe me?"* *Wow. Pathetic.* The man nodded slowly and uttered three words: *"Marry me?"* Pei Xi: *"…?"* Doctor: *"Problem?"* Well… he couldn’t think of one. --- One married morning, Pei Xi left to buy breakfast. His husband murmured, *"Don’t ‘get lost’ again this time."* Pei Xi: *"……"* He suspected Guan Yue had been holding a grudge all along and weakly defended himself: *"It wasn’t on purpose—"* Husband: *"Then why did you go on a date so soon?"* Pei Xi snapped back: *"You did too!"* Husband: *"No, I didn’t."* — *You’d never guess—the truth is, I went to that café because I knew.* *You’d be sitting across from me.*