The Server's No.1 Artificer [VRMMO]
Li Lan Lan
*The proud, captivating beauty vs. the seemingly proper but secretly scheming gentleman.* Imperial Admiral Shao Yan, forced to retire due to injuries, returned home to inherit a dozen mining planets, instantly topping the empire’s most eligible bachelor list with countless admirers. But rumors claim Shao Yan is already cohabiting with someone—a completely ordinary imperial student, an orphan with a timid personality and trash-tier F-grade physique, seemingly easy to bully. Soon, a fanatical admirer cornered the student at the academy gates. "How did you meet the Admiral?" Si Xingchen blinked his deer-like eyes and replied meekly, "We met playing a full-dive game online... I sold him gear." The fan scoffed, "Sold him gear? How much could that be worth? Name your price—I’ll buy out all the gear you’ve made. Break up with him. Otherwise… heh!" Si Xingchen blinked again. "Really?" The fan sneered and logged into the game for the transaction. One by one, the items filled the trade window—the total price skyrocketing into a terrifying sum. "..." The fan’s hand, poised to pay, trembled violently. Other players: "You idiot! A single piece of Han God’s gear costs a fortune, and you dared to buy it all?!" No fear! It’s just a game. I have a high-level alchemist—this Si Xingchen studies potions. He’ll never pass up a mentorship! Classmates: "Uh… buddy, are you sure you want a high-level alchemist to ‘teach’ a patented potion master?" Fan: "???" Don’t panic! Si Xingchen’s physique is trash—just hire some thugs. But the hired muscle watched in horror as Si Xingchen’s flesh regenerated unscathed under a storm of lightning. Enraged, the thugs tore up the contract: "This is an F-rank physique?!" Si Xingchen smiled innocently. "So... about the breakup fee?" A pair of strong arms wrapped around him from behind as Shao Yan nipped his ear in retaliation. "Break up? Sign the mining planet transfer agreement first." Fan: "Dammit, my heart can’t take this!" --- **PS:** 1. *1V1, HE, massive cheat skills—*very *massive. Mindless fluff and crack.* 2. Read rationally, comment politely, harmony for all.*