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A mixed-blood witch finds himself transported into a cultivation world Bystander: Sword flying isn’t allowed here. Bai Lu: No worries, I ride a broom~ The sky divides twelve domains, the earth spans twelve realms. The unrivaled Xuanshan Immortal Sect stands tall, its Plum Summit Master Huo Xuexiang renowned across all twelve realms. A new disciple named Bai Lu arrives, fortunate to join the sect. Bailu: Sorry, I’ll have to start from the basics. Huo Xuexiang: Meditation? Bailu: Mandarin. Huo Xuexiang: ... Xuanshan Immortal Sect × Xuanshan Mandarin Bridge √ Prophecy A: Huo Xuexiang’s fated partner wields a broom. Huo Xuexiang: Impossible. No one in the cultivation world uses brooms as magical tools, let alone me approaching dust-sweeping objects. Prophecy B: Bailu’s other half is over 200 years her senior. Bailu: That old? No way! Cultivation novel × Hilarious chaos novel √

——Each chapter's author's note contains a small theater, do not skip——【Originally wanted to live cautiously, but ended up being reckless】Su Huaiyi transmigrated into a novel about high society struggles as the villainous adopted son with the same name.The original character was adopted by the Su family from a young age, possessing a beautiful appearance but a venomous heart, repeatedly causing trouble in attempts to harm his brother and monopolize the family business.When Su Huaiyi transmigrated, it happened right when the original character was causing trouble.He crawled out from under his big brother Su Chi’s bed, and they looked at each other face to face.Su Chi's gaze was intense: "What are you doing here?"Su Huaiyi shyly lowered his head: "...Wanted to give you a surprise."*As the eldest son of the Su family, Su Chi had to manage the family business and take care of his younger brothers. He originally planned to find faults with the scheming adopted brother so that he would realize there was no way out...Su Huaiyi: All thanks to being reckless.jpgSu Chi: ...To protect himself, Su Huaiyi kept acting coquettish but didn’t notice that his brother’s gaze towards him was gradually changing.——————————————————Gong: Sarcastic max Shou: Flattery max Daily bickering like a comedy duo【Usage Guide】:＊Not in the same household register, no illegal relations!＊1v1, silly and sweet, no angst, come in for a happy time＊True fragrance, chasing wife, (silly) showdown＊No side CP, no melodrama, not a Mary Sue＊Tastes vary, no need to inform if dropping, much appreciated

The original title is "The Treacherous Minister ，a Delicate Flower". "Treacherous Minister" sounds too negative, thus replaced .【Recommendation: Author's Notes: There are funny little skits in each chapter, many foreshadowing elements, references, and long-term payoffs throughout the text. The author's notes help to catch these callbacks. Love you all!】——Comedic Sweet Indulgent Story——In the fifteenth year of Chenghua, the treacherous minister Ning Chen finally died. The youngest Left Chancellor since the founding of the dynasty, powerful and ruthless, forming cliques for personal gain and harming loyal officials, was ultimately shot dead in front of the Throne Hall with arrows piercing his heart.Emperor Li Wuting stood in front of the hall, looking at him as if he were an ant.The night after Ning Chen's death, Li Wuting was traversed to the day he ascended the throne.In his previous life, he mistakenly trusted the treacherous minister, causing chaos in the court. This time, he decided to kill all the threats in the cradle early on.*Ning Rushen crossed over from the modern world to the first year of Chenghua just in time for the coronation of the new emperor.In the solemn court, he watched the newly appointed emperor step down from the throne, stop in front of him, and a gleam of murderous intent appeared in his eyes.Just crossed over Ning Rushen: ...What’s happening?Just as the fierce wind from his palm was about to strike him, Ning Rushen suddenly fell to the ground under the watchful eyes of the court ministers! His face was as white as snow, his eyes red at the corners, like a delicate white flower trembling in the wind.The ministers exclaimed: Please show mercy, Your Majesty!The new emperor Li Wuting who didn't even hit him: ???Ning Rushen wiped the tears from his eyes: I am so fragile, woo.Li Wuting: What a treacherous minister, haha :)————————————Later, Li Wuting gradually discovered that this delicate flower was not only fresh but also quite sweet.【Cold-faced, soft-hearted Emperor Top x Outwardly white, inwardly black Chancellor Bottom】*1v1, strong combination. No angst, pure sweetness, light-hearted comedy.Fictional setting! Modern to ancient, with many personal settings! Do not compare with history.*Fake delicate flower bottom, written as delicate flower but read as carnivorous flower.Strong-strong comedic court story involving playing dumb to eat the tiger, pulling the tiger's tail, and pinching the tiger's butt (figuratively).■ The original character is indeed a treacherous minister, no misunderstanding.The bottom and the original character are not the same person, and both top and bottom have their first love in both lives.■ Ning's last name is pronounced níng, a not-so-serious comedic story, some archaic words will be replaced with easier-to-understand terms, focusing on simple and fun enjoyment!■ The protagonist does not have a crown at the beginning, set to have hair down. The official system references the Ming Dynasty but is not completely identical, the establishment of the cabinet is part of the outline, all settings serve the plot, don’t nitpick!The happy planet of comedians, malicious provocative negative reviews will be deleted.No acceptance of false alarm caused by out-of-context zero-subscription.【Synopsis snapshot on 2020.7.18 vb @总攻马户子_lvz, piracy will be prosecuted】——————————————————Pre-collection in the column "Mandate Immortal":In an era with advanced technology, the sayings of Feng Shui and destiny still thrive in high-rise buildings and alleyways.There are always people who encounter sudden changes amidst smooth sailing or face inexplicable catastrophic events.Ding! Lin Su opened his phone: You have a new order.He put away the phone and went out leisurely with a notebook. In his sight, the birthdate and eight characters are neatly arranged above everyone's heads.In these thousands of worlds, there is a position called Mandate Immortal.With one glance recognizing true and false, with one stroke changing the fate chart.·Students who fake divinity to win guarantee admission, young masters who switch lives to enter wealthy families, stars who steal luck for a brilliant career...They exhaust all evil means, using unorthodox methods to seize lives that do not belong to them.But they never expected, returning fate to its rightful place is just a stroke of the Mandate Immortal's pen.Lin Su flipped through the fate chart book: Let me see who is messing around again.* Both top and bottom are powerhouses, protagonist is super strong! No angst at all, satisfying face-slapping story.* Sweet and pampering happy ending, comedic story.，

Shen Mian suddenly transmigrated and found himself becoming the useless emperor in a BL novel. This young emperor was good for nothing except persecuting loyal officials. He never listened to the truth but swallowed every word of slander. The protagonist’s father and brother all died due to his paranoia. Finally, pushed to the limit, they rose in rebellion, stormed the palace, and turned the young emperor into sashimi—or rather, thinly sliced *human* meat. Shen Mian: … His blood pressure skyrocketed. He glanced down at the treacherous Minister A, who was spitting as he furiously accused the protagonist’s family of treason. Shen Mian: "Your mind is truly remarkable, Minister." Minister A’s face lit up with joy. Shen Mian continued: "The Ironclad General must adore your head." The "Ironclad General" was the scientific name for the dung beetle, commonly known as—the shit-pusher. Minister A’s joyous expression instantly turned into a rainbow of disgrace. The court fell deathly silent. Standing below, the protagonist’s father and brother, who had already given up all hope: ? Later, the officials began to think that His Majesty, while wise, was— Just a little *crude*. Until one day, they happened to encounter the emperor during his incognito patrol. His Majesty kicked a nobleman harassing a common girl into the distance: "What the hell are you yapping about? Can’t you see she’s disgusted?" "You think you’re a match for her? Match my *ass*. You're not even worth a dung beetle or a mole cricket." "A toad in fancy clothes trying to pass as human? More like a lap dog biting at the moon—delusional about your own worth!" The officials: ... His Majesty was so *refined* when scolding me! His Majesty truly *cherishes* me! A certain someone: His Majesty never scolds *me*… His Majesty *loves* me! Shen Mian, suddenly sensing an inexplicable harmony around him: ?

**1.** Jian Yuheng disliked his brother’s secretary, Song Ruochen. This untouchable ice prince was cold, shrewd, and never made a mistake—like a flawless, precision-crafted robot. But one day, Jian Yuheng discovered Song Ruochen could reload saves. At a dinner, his brother reached for a dish, but Song Ruochen spun the lazy Susan. Every gaze locked onto him, and Song Ruochen stiffened. The next second, Jian Yuheng found himself re-eating the chicken wing he’d just finished. Everything rewound half a minute. Song Ruochen elegantly picked up the serving chopsticks and placed the ideal dish on his boss’s plate. The crowd marveled: *Perfect as always, Assistant Song.* Jian Yuheng: ? At the company gala, Song Ruochen tripped just as he was about to sit. Jian Yuheng began to laugh—then time reversed. His speech ended, and he had to deliver it again. Secretary Song gracefully avoided the obstacle and took his seat. Jian Yuheng: … Turns out, all that poise and brilliance were just corrections after reloads. The real Song Ruochen was a clumsy mess who fumbled everything. Only Jian Yuheng could see it. **2.** Jian Yuheng found Song Ruochen utterly adorable, growing fonder by the day. Until, during a trip together, his rut hit. He’d just injected suppressants—then time reset. He injected again. Reset again. After three wasted needles, Jian Yuheng stormed into Song Ruochen’s room, gripping him by the collar. *“What’s so hard to handle this time?!”* Song Ruochen averted his eyes. *“Your… cake was delicious. Wanted to eat it twice.”* Jian Yuheng: … **3.** After pulling an all-nighter reading a 500-chapter top-bottom where the leads refused to communicate, Song Ruochen transmigrated—into the novel. He became the male lead’s secretary, bound to a save-scumming system. In the office, the tight-lipped male lead coldly told his love interest: *"If that’s what you think, I can’t help it."* The love interest hung up in fury. Song Ruochen promptly slapped the male lead—then reloaded. Time rewound ten seconds. The male lead’s eyes reddened, voice icy: *"If you—"* *WHACK.* Song Ruochen smacked his mouth with a folder. *“Try again.”* Male lead: … At a bar, the male lead got hugged by a tipsy *teabag* friend. The love interest’s eyes welled up: *"I knew you loved him all along."* Male lead: *"Do you even love me? You don’t trust me at all."* *BAM.* Five seconds earlier, Secretary Song dropkicked the approaching teabag. Thanks to him, the toxic drama became fluff, misunderstandings dissolved, and the leads grew happier. But— *Why was the male lead’s younger brother, Jian Yuheng, always staring at him?!* **Extra:** Post-confession, Song Ruochen once fled Jian Yuheng’s side, rubbing his sore waist: *"Stay away—I’m exhausted."* Jian Yuheng deadpanned: *"Reload. We’ll start over."* Song Ruochen: …? *Absolute demon.* **Characters:** Cool, efficient, secretly a disaster bottom × top who stumbled upon the truth Song Ruochen × Jian Yuheng

After Li Xiangfu transmigrated to a matriarchal country, he finally came back!Compelled by life, during those years of transmigration, he became proficient in all the arts: music, chess, calligraphy, and painting. His skills in embroidery and cooking were unparalleled, and he managed the household effortlessly.###The Li family's little master, rotten to the core and intent on seizing the family fortune, was exiled abroad. A few years later, he returns, and everyone is waiting to see him cause trouble.However, what they receive is:Playing the guqin in the morning, double-sided embroidery at noon, and washing hands to make soup in the evening.Li Xiangfu: Peaceful and unassuming like a chrysanthemum, without desire or pursuit, I am serene, do not disturb or involve me.Later:The stern and strict eldest master of the Li family: ...Little brother, go clubbing.The cold and self-possessed second master of the Li family: ...Little brother, go fall in love.The exasperated patriarch of the Li family: ...Son, go live a little.###One day, the head of the Qin family visits and speaks about a marriage alliance.Master Li: "I only have one daughter, we have to ask her first."Qin Jin: "No need, I have my eye on your youngest son."Master Li: "...Then you'll have to take a number. You're the twenty-ninth person interested in a blind date with him this year.""..."

The great beauty, gentle and elegant, actually just wants to retire and enjoy her life.On the surface: The scheming beauty is climbing up the social ladder again, smiling so charmingly at the party.In reality: Cheers to finishing this drink and retiring.However, the drink was drugged, and she ended up on the wrong floor, being taken advantage of all night. CEO Lu unilaterally announces that he will compensate her. Lu Qin: Offer him a drama, let him endorse things... but no entanglements. The great beauty being chased with resources: ? Stay away from me!Helplessly, the domineering CEO is unreasonable, and the great beauty reluctantly shoots another film, only to find out halfway that she's pregnant.The great beauty is shocked and dumbfounded, while Lu Qin blocks her on the set every day: I'll invest in another film for you, and we'll be even.Pei Rong: Is it never-ending?! She runs away.President Lu gradually realizing his feelings: Where's my significant other??Two years later, the great beauty proactively brings back the unwanted kid.“Can't look away for even a second, and he's eating grass off the ground.”“This kid can't be kept.”“It's your family’s species, you raise it.”The dog man and the unwanted son look at each other.Then, using some advanced parenting skills, they gain some status in the heart of the great beauty.Surface noble but actually rough seme* scheming but actually just wants to retire salted fish beauty uke.Warnings: Old-fashioned genius baby, but not to the extent of playing a hacker.——————————Completed work "Irritable E-sports God Becomes a Wealthy Stepmom"One minute leading the team to win the E-sports World Cup, the next becomes a virtuous stepmom of a wealthy family.Zhong Lu: Am I tired of living?Slept until noon, poured a glass of water, stood behind the internet-addicted stepson watching him play games, ten seconds later, Zhong Lu calmly commented: Noob.Cheap son: ???*Huo Zhehan, in order to discipline his spoiled son, marries an educational psychologist by contract.After a day of meetings, he opens the camera to check on the educator's progress with his son.The warm scene of tutoring did not appear.The living room looked like a bomb site, the educator verbally attacking while his son jumped around.Huo Zhehan calmly presses the exit button and reenters.Miracles did not happen.*Zhong Lu partied for a summer, and when preparing for divorce, finds a prenuptial agreement during a big cleaning.“Party B must tutor Huo Yu to get into college, with a baseline task of completing Huo Yu's summer homework.”Penalty fee of 30 million.He grabs the cheap son: “How much summer homework is left?”“Twenty essays, eight exercise books...you're going to teach me?”Academic underachiever Zhong Lu: …”Huo Zhehan returning from a business trip: “Just in time, I don’t want a divorce either.

Ruthless, Stingy Rich Guy Top × Artsy Green Tea Gold Digger Bottom – A North American PDF Lit Novel A merciless sugar daddy vs. a calculated, airheaded canary. A short, shameless story about two schemers who end up scamming each other straight into a pit of pure love. The bottom is a broke, artsy green tea guy studying abroad. He puts on a frail, melancholic act to seduce a famous rich girl. The wind is strong—can you see my soul? In the negative space of existentialism, if there’s an extra movie ticket, would you run away with me?After sending this handwritten letter, the green tea boy gets a reply the next day: *Meet at the cinema at 10:30 PM.* Dressed to impress, he arrives—only to find the rich girl’s intimidating older brother waiting, arms crossed, smirking. What’s wrong? I’m the one who got your letter. Not happy? The movie is a nerve-wracking ordeal, his arm pinned to the seat the entire time. As tears well up, the man pats his cheek mockingly. *“Trying to scam my sister? Your tricks are amateur.”* Cold, vindictive. * The top is a cutthroat rich guy. Fresh off a family feud that landed his enemies in jail, he flies up north to check on his sister. And there she is—being trailed by some big-city green tea scammer. Writing poetry on fallen leaves, dressed in artsy bohemian chic, rocking long hair, earrings, and a collarbone chain. The top toys with him for a while, deciding he’s too useless for his sister—but kind of fun to keep around. *No guy with earrings is straight.* On a trip, he corners the gold digger and forces him to admit it. *Gold diggers are gold diggers. Quit playing hard to get.* Turns out, the green tea boy’s got talent—he’d just been targeting the wrong prey. In bed, he’s a whimpering mess, lips parting eagerly for kisses, melting under every touch. So docile. Cute. Post-sex, the bottom’s still upset. He can’t be a straight boy chasing rich girls anymore. *How can a ‘dirty’ man win a heiress’s love?* Two days into sulking, the top gifts him a glacier-white Birkin. The top’s never dated but figures this is how sugar baby arrangements work—same for men or women. He skimmed some tips from his buddies, then drags the bottom on a shopping spree—straight to Miu Miu. But the bottom *flushes red with rage.* Not because of the Birkin—but because he thinks the top lowballed him with a *secondhand, 70%-off knockoff.* He declares luxury goods *insult his artistic soul*—if anything, buy him *art (resale value edition).* He’s about to return the bag and lecture the top—until he checks its resale value. *Huh. More stable than art.* Suddenly, he’s hugging it tight. The top laughs. *Someone this cheap is kind of hilarious.* Keeping a ditzy scammer around is oddly entertaining. He pats the couch, and the bottom crawls over, licking his fingers submissively. Money makes him *so* obedient—no sass, just compliance. But after a while, he glances up: *You’ll pay my tuition, right?* *Puppy eyes. Fragile hope.* At first, the top just wanted a pet to amuse himself. Then, he wanted to lock this little green tea at home—all to himself. Later? Payback. *Every cent scammed will be repaid with a lifetime.* * Decades later, they live out a whirlwind romance. A local magazine documents their century-long entanglement. On their porch, they’re stunned to find their *dumpster-fire love* rebranded by the younger generation with just two words: “True Love."

【Dumb and Sweet Fun Fiction】 In a highly advanced modern world, the theories of feng shui and fate still thrive in both skyscrapers and alleys. There are always those whose smooth-sailing lives take sudden turns or who encounter baffling misfortunes. *Ding!* Lin Su opened his phone: "You've received a new order." He dismissed the notification, tucked his notebook under his arm, and strolled out. Wherever his gaze landed, birth dates and horoscopes were neatly displayed above everyone’s heads. In this vast world, there exists a role known as the Fate Immortal. With a glance, they discern truth from deceit; with a stroke of the brush, they rewrite destiny. · A cheating student who fakes supernatural tricks to secure a cushy future, a young master who swapped lives to enter a wealthy family, a star who steals luck to shine brightly on their path to fame… They’ve exhausted all dark and deceitful means to seize lives that were never theirs. But they never expected that reversing fate was as simple as a single stroke of the Fate Immortal’s pen. Lin Su flipped through his Fate Registry: "Let’s see who’s stirring up trouble this time."

—Silly Sweet and Refreshing Novel—"Business World" tells the story of how the Si family dominates the business world amidst deceit and betrayal. To bring down their greatest enemy, Lu Huan, the Si family feigns a marriage alliance, sending the most obedient "little waste" in the family as a pawn.Under the author's deliberate lowering of IQ, the gigantic Lu family is completely defeated by this "little waste."Before Lu Huan could die in a car accident, he suddenly awakens, and his unwilling resentment brings him back to the time before the marriage.This time, Lu Huan looked at the marriage proposal and smiled sinisterly: Fine.*Yu Baihan accidentally becomes Si family's "little waste."On the night of the wedding, he meets his nominal husband for the first time—whether in body or appearance, he perfectly hits his mark.Yu Baihan lies peacefully: I love him, come pamper me.The next moment, Lu Huan pinched his chin and slowly said, "I want to see how much more..."Yu Baihan changed his position: "Little surprises that I don't know about, my emperor?"Lu Huan: "..."Yu Baihan understood, realizing that his husband likes this kind of playfulness.*Lu Huan shatters the plot for the first time, retaliating against the Si family.The Si empire falls apart, family infighting, power struggles among the heirs, filled with bloodshed and gloom. Lu Huan removes the mask, and the two families completely tear each other apart.In Lu family's mansion.Lu Huan sits in an armchair in the bedroom, half of his face hidden in shadow, looking at Yu Baihan as if watching a play: "Any thoughts?"Yu Baihan claps like a seal: "Good! When you bloom, butterflies come naturally; when you're splendid, the heavens arrange it!"Lu Huan: "..."————Later, the plot is indeed broken, like a runaway dog that never returns.Everyone is waiting for the Si family’s pawn to be thrown out by the increasingly powerful Lu family, even Lu’s subordinates count the days, ready to roll up the bedroll of the "waste."Until a subordinate sees Lu Huan personally carrying the bedroll into the master bedroom.Inside the bedroll is Yu Baihan, who looks expectantly: "Be a little more forceful, Lu Huan! Haven't you eaten?""..."The bedroom door slams shut!Subordinate: ???

Xiao Rong through the ancient times, became a group of Kings in the era of the king - staff. This warlord was self-willed and obstinate, ignored advice, was overly suspicious and paranoid, valued martial prowess over scholarly wisdom, and most importantly, he was brutal and bloodthirsty. Every single trait of a ruler destined to lose his kingdom was concentrated in him, and yet Xiao Rong had no choice but to assist him. Because Xiao Rong was already supposed to have died, but a certain system detected a compatibility between his aura and the warlord’s, binding their fates together. When the warlord thrived, Xiao Rong thrived; when the warlord’s fortunes declined, Xiao Rong coughed blood and had to take medicine. Thus, in the royal palace, a peculiar scene repeatedly played out. The warlord wanted to execute an honest and brave minister, and Xiao Rong clutched his chest to intervene: “Your Majesty must not do this!” The warlord wanted to release a kneeling opponent begging for mercy, and Xiao Rong, his face pale, rushed to stop him: “Your Majesty must not do this!” The warlord wanted to massacre surrendered captives and their innocent families, and Xiao Rong, coughing up blood, grabbed onto his sleeve: “Your Majesty must not do this!” ... Over time, the warlord was he spit blood have psychological shadow, everything listen to him, for fear of a not satisfactory, Xiao Rong put himself to death ，obedient king see the world will be easy to get, Xiao Rong satisfied standing on the tower, looking down thousands of rivers and mountains at this time, a hand reached his waist Xiao Rong: "…………. Your Majesty must not do this!"

Rong Yuheng, a rich second generation, was kicked out by his father and could only secretly go to a casting call to debut.During the self-description segment of the audition, Host: "Please briefly describe your experience." Rong Yuheng: "The first half of my life was like a joke." Audience: "He must have a tragic and untellable past!"In the advancement competition, Rong Yuheng used his bold skills to make a splash among a group of idol competitors, debuting as a comedian. Audience: "…So this is the kind of joke!"Top star of the entertainment circle, Wen Zecheng, debuted young, won three major awards, and shone brightly all along. Industry rumor: Steady and rigorous Wen Zecheng, cool and restrained with no scandals.The first time they danced together on the audition stage. Rong Yuheng, full of flirty talk: "Mr. Wen, let's get wild! Raise it higher, you can do it!" Wen Zecheng: "......"========= On a dark and windy night one year. Wen Zecheng: "Raise it higher, you can do it, right?" Rong Yuheng: "......" TAT.

1. Fang Zhiran's favorite voice actor finally announced a fan meeting. But he missed the ticket sale due to attending an academic conference. Frustrated, Fang Zhiran thrashed around, howling in despair. His usually strict senior Ph.D. student, Ji Xingchuan, watched coldly before dragging him into a study room and switching to a cool, magnetic tone: "Pick a voice you like." *Thud*—Fang Zhiran’s thick thesis slipped from his trembling hands. 2. "Winter," a legendary voice actor with countless works, never shows his face. Secretly, he's a Ph.D. candidate at University A. This year, his advisor went abroad, leaving him to mentor first-year grad student Fang Zhiran. One day, Ji Xingchuan pulled out his phone, comparing repeatedly— This junior looked suspiciously like a certain cosplayer who could pull off both male and female roles. 3. One night after getting together, Ji Xingchuan blindfolded Fang Zhiran and pinned him to the couch. "Who are you growling at?" —Dominant mature voice. "Stop shaking. Sit still." —Cold youth voice. "Ranran can take photos with fans, no hugs." —Yandere teen voice. "Do I need to lock you up to keep you in line?" Fang Zhiran: ... *Help!* --- **Extras** ① At a con filled with top-tier cosplayers, voice actors, and authors, three people who’d just fought viciously in the lab the day before stared at each other awkwardly. Fang Zhiran: What? Are we holding a group meeting here? ② A parent pointed at a lightly-made-up cosplayer on the guest panel: "If someone like this ever amounts to anything, you can call me Dad." Days later, University A’s physics team won a global championship—with that very cosplayer among them. Kid: "What do you call Dad’s dad?"

Zhuo Shu recently started dating a small celebrity, of the abstinent and indifferent type, who neither clings nor actively makes demands, which deeply pleases him and gives him considerable face when taken out. However, this small celebrity seems too unambitious. One night, he proactively asked, "So, what resources do you want?"Ying Tongchen: "Resources? Well, the deluxe edition of the Five-Three, the high school entrance exam simulation question compilation, and a full English grammar guide."Zhuo Shu slowly typed out a series of question marks: ???---As a high-quality single English teacher, Ying Tongchen accidentally dated a good-looking, wealthy guy whose greatest hobby is giving money.Looking at the string of zeros in his bank account, he said, "I'm a decent person."Zhuo Shu slowly typed out a series of question marks: ???Cool on the outside, repressed on the inside uke X goofy domineering seme who seamlessly switches personalities

After being kept as a substitute for a year, the CEO's Unattainable Love returns, putting the substitute at risk of unemployment! Dog-like top X corporate slave bottom

Huaiwang Immortal entered the mortal world to undergo trials and formed a partnership with a beautiful rogue cultivator. As the thunder tribulation of the ninth heaven approached, they held hands and vowed to stay together through life and death. In a flash, the thunder tribulation struck the Immortal's head. Rogue Cultivator: "...I suspect he's lying."*Huaiwang Immortal of the Lin Yuan Sect returned from his trials, the most powerful cultivator in the world. Sect Leader: "May I ask what trials the Immortal underwent?" Huaiwang, cold as the snow on Cangshan Mountain: "I do not remember." The entire sect was horrified: The Immortal was struck by lightning and lost his memory! *The Lin Yuan Sect announced it was recruiting disciples, and talents from all over the world gathered. The Sect Leader asked each one: "Why have you come to the Lin Yuan Sect?" "For the sake of all living beings." "To cultivate the true path." "To ascend in a thousand years." A voice mixed among the rest: "For my ex-husband, he abandoned me after leading me on." The world's number one rogue cultivator, Jian Zhu, lifted his head from under the veil of his hat, his exquisite beauty clear for all to see. In an instant, the entire hall fell silent. ————————————— The Lin Yuan Sect made an exception and accepted a rogue cultivator. His power was unfathomable, his beauty renowned throughout the sect, and it was said he had an "ex-husband," though he never pointed anyone out. Gradually, everyone began to treat it as a joke by Jian Zhu. Until one day, the Sect Leader's chief disciple, blushing, asked Jian Zhu if he had a cultivation partner. Before he could finish, a white light descended from the sky and landed in front of them. Huaiwang Immortal stared at Jian Zhu: "Are you going to cheat?" Jian Zhu remained unperturbed: "You're an ex, why do you care so much?" Huaiwang: "...Nonsense." ***** Before regaining memory: Recently, there's been a stranger always coming near me, I ignore them completely. After regaining memory:...That seems to be my dear cultivation partner. #Jealous of myself, scolding myself, digging my own corner while also stepping on myself#

After losing his memory in a car accident, Shang Jing stared at the only contact named "Husband" on his phone and fell into deep thought. According to his memos, he was an undeniably devoted but unappreciated lover who, after secretly marrying his idol, cooked, cleaned, and worked odd jobs to support the household, only to be criticized for his cooking. Meanwhile, his idol had countless scandals and treated him with extreme coldness. Shang Jing: "Screw this! I’m done being a simp!" Until he received the hospital bill and checked his bank balance, forcing him to pick up his phone— "Husband (●′ω`●), I’m at the hospital. Come get me." Heh, before the divorce, he’d make sure to pay him back tenfold! While filming, the renowned actor He Jiang suddenly received a selfie from someone in the hospital. The person called him "husband" and asked him to pick them up. What kind of scheme was this now? Looking at the familiar face he hadn’t seen in years, he replied, "Alright." After losing his memory, Shang Jing became domineering and mischievous, finally avenging his past humiliation as a simp. He Jiang accepted it all, becoming more and more like a model husband. Shang Jing sneered inwardly, making plans to divorce and split the assets. Until he received a strange text— "Can you return my phone?" Turns out, he had picked up the wrong phone in the car accident—it belonged to an obsessed fan of He Jiang, and the memos were full of personal delusions. Mortified, Shang Jing fled with his luggage overnight, never wanting to see He Jiang again! He Jiang chuckled, "You came to me yourself and now you want to run?" Not a chance.

In 2035, Xu Youyuan, facing a midlife crisis, decides to swallow her pride and dive into the dating scene to gather inspiration for a romance game she’s developing. Little did she know, a single date leads to big trouble. Xu Youyuan: “Don’t ask. What kind of good experience could dating a brat possibly be?” Shi Yue: “Need me to remind you of the 300-word glowing review *you* wrote?” This anonymous user’s feedback read: “Honestly, unforgettable. Exceptional technique, outstanding strengths, impressive stamina, and an excellent user experience. Tried it *myself*—five stars, highly recommended…” Xu Youyuan: “…”

“The Whole World Loves Me” is a BL (Boys’ Love) novel with a protagonist bottom adored by many, but the author does not reveal who the official male lead top is, leaving it to the readers to speculate and invest in their favorite pairing. Qin Shu, a devoted fan of the book, stakes everything on one male lead top, passionately rooting for his chosen “son” every day. One day, Qin Shu wakes up to find himself transmigrated into the worst “stock” in this speculative novel, a character who merely serves as a catalyst for other couples’ relationships. To ensure his beloved pairing becomes a reality, Qin Shu diligently plays his role, clearing all obstacles for his“son” while keeping a vigilant eye on the “super popular stock,” Xie Lanzhi. Qin Shu: “Anyone who dares to break my CP, may they never find the tab on their soda cans or the seasoning packets in their instant noodles!” Xie Lanzhi: “Little idiot.”After relentless efforts, Qin Shu finally smiles as his“son” successfully wins over his love—he feels fulfilled. Other “stocks”: “Qin Shu, don’t give up! As long as they’re not married, we still have a chance!” Qin Shu: “So tired, I choose to let them find happiness on their own. Farewell, brothers.” (waving tearfully) Other “stocks”: “Why does it suddenly feel less fun? What’s with this vague sense of loss? Qin Shu, come back and fight for him with us!” Qin Shu: “Lying like a salted fish feels so comfortable.” Unable to take it anymore, former “rival” Xie Lanzhi tracks down the lazing Qin Shu, picks him up, and takes him home.

Chi Wang is handsome, academically excellent, and ambitious, attending the prestigious H University with a bright future—except for one flaw: he’s poor, so poor his pockets have holes. Because of this, he becomes the "Emperor of Part-time Jobs," working everywhere to carve out a glorious path for himself. Xie Siheng, on the other hand, is H University’s heartthrob—tall, handsome, icy as a glacier, rumored to come from a wealthy family and destined to study abroad. Yet, this doesn’t stop the endless stream of confessions from men and women. These two should have had nothing to do with each other, but by sheer accident, they end up in bed together. When Chi Wang wakes up, he’s stunned. He looks at himself, then at the silent Xie Siheng, before blurting out, “I don’t have to pay for the hotel room, right?” Xie Siheng: “…” Xie Siheng: “No.” Chi Wang quickly leaves, brushing off the incident with ease—he keeps working and attending classes as usual. When he runs into Xie Siheng on campus, they merely nod at each other without any awkwardness. But months later, Chi Wang’s stomach starts to bulge. Blaming it on food poisoning, he goes to the hospital for an IV, urged by friends to get a check-up. The doctor is shocked when the results come in: “You’re pregnant!” Chi Wang: “??” Huh? He’s a guy! After rechecking, the result remains the same: pregnant. Chi Wang: “…” Huh??? * Soon after, Chi Wang seeks out Xie Siheng and whispers mysteriously, “I’m pregnant. You have to take responsibility.” Xie Siheng: “?” Handed several medical reports, Xie Siheng confirms Chi Wang really is pregnant and falls silent. Under Chi Wang’s urging, Xie Siheng’s gaze hardens as he asks solemnly, “Do you want a Chinese-style or Western-style wedding?” Chi Wang: “Huh? I just want reimbursement for the medical fees. We can’t keep this child.” He scratches his head awkwardly, whispering, “I just don’t have the money.” Xie Siheng: “…” Xie Siheng declares firmly: “We’re getting married.” Chi Wang is baffled. “You’ll only pay if we marry?” Xie Siheng: “…” --- **Reading Guide:** 1. Sunshine Unlucky Bottom x Cold, Secretly Obsessive Top 2. A sugary treat—MPreg! MPreg! MPreg! 3. Setting assumes same-sex marriage is normalized.