治愈 Novels

**Unit One: Awakening Gentleness – Human-Trash Bug × Taciturn Sensitive Beauty General** Chu Ci was a male bug, no different from others of his kind—arrogant, violent, and domineering toward female bugs, treating them with cruelty and contempt. But one day, waking up in a hospital, Chu Ci suddenly remembered—his past life was human. A human who upheld virtues, was gentle and polite, and despised domestic violence. And just the day before hospitalization, Chu Ci had refused to sign a reconciliation agreement, insisting on exiling his wife to a barren planet—while his own living expenses and medical bills were still funded by her. Chu Ci: "..." —Damn, I’m a bug scum! He began reforming—no longer acting like trash, working diligently, studying hard, until eventually, by accident, he became the CEO of the galaxy’s largest gaming publisher. —And so, the people of the interstellar world suddenly realized that all the games they played, from dress-up sims to AAA shooters, were backed by the same big shot. Of course, there was one even more important mission—spoiling his beautiful general wife. Novel had always thought Chu Ci was a lazy freeloader—until his rank plummeted and he was faced with crushing medical debts. Only then did he realize his husband was actually an absolute legend! --- **Unit Two: Collection-Obsessed Gold Digger × Elegant Older Sugar Daddy Tycoon** Chu Xiu was infamous in high society as a top-tier gold digger—charming, affectionate, and endlessly accommodating, obeying his patrons' every whim with unwavering devotion. Then, freshly transmigrated, Chu Xiu was accidentally hospitalized by Isis, the richest tycoon in the bug race. As compensation, Isis married him as a servant. Isis, resigned to despair: "My fate is sealed." Chu Xiu (internally cheering): "My meal ticket just delivered itself!" And so— At the wedding, Isis sighed bitterly: "The male bugs despise me. I just hope he won’t humiliate me too badly in front of the guests." Meanwhile, backstage, Chu Xiu stood impeccably groomed in a three-piece suit, fists clenched with determination: "A top-tier sugar baby never embarrasses his sponsor!" --- **Unit Three: Cold-Hearted General Pretending to Be Gentle × Genius Male Bug Disguised as Female Student** (*Extreme GKSK—Proceed with Caution or Get Wrecked!*) (*Comments complaining about this trope will be deleted.*) **Fictional Setting—Do Not Relate to Reality.** --- **Upcoming Preview: The NPCs of Abuse-Themed Stories Slack Off [Quick Transmigration]** There exists a genre called abuse fiction—stories that revel in torturing their protagonists, breaking them beyond recognition. Characters who enter poised and graceful often leave shattered and ruined, while every side character exists solely to inflict suffering. *"The joy lies in crushing beauty—snapping spines of pride and serving the remains to readers."* —An abuse-fiction author. The NPC actors of the Transmigration Bureau had only one response: "What utter nonsense!" Staring at heavily censored scripts full of trigger warnings, they collectively adopted the classic subway-old-man-glaring-at-phone expression—and decided to half-ass their roles instead. --- ▶ **Desperate College Professor × CEO with 'Special Interests'** System: *"You're a CEO with unusual tastes—an expert dominator who signs a contract with the protagonist, tormenting him mentally and physically until he hits rock bottom."* CEO: *"Unusual tastes and 'expert,' huh?"* Turning to the ashen-faced professor at the door: *"Uh, how about we set a safe word first?"* System: *"?"* --- ▶ **Forcibly Married Bug General × Uniform-Fetish Tyrant Husband** System: *"You're a cruel male bug—abusing your pheromone dominance to make outrageous demands, ruining your wife’s career, turning him from moonlit general to disheveled basement prisoner."* Male Bug: *"Outrageous demands, huh?"* Eyeing the tense, cold-faced general: *"Uh, during sex... could you wear your uniform?"* System: *"?"* --- ▶ **Disabled Imperial Tutor × History-Prodigy Emperor (Time-Traveled Back)** System: *"You're a tyrant who blindly persecutes loyal mentors."* Emperor: *"Yeah, I know. I aced history class."* System: *"..."* *"You must punish the tutor by kneeling until he collapses unconscious."* Emperor: *"Kneel and pass out, huh?"* Glancing at the tutor, kneeling resignedly: *"Um, master, the cushions on the bed are softer—if you absolutely must kneel, could you kneel there instead?"* System: *"?"* --- Hurt? Yes. But not *fully*. Sadly, the system realized—despite meticulously enforcing abuse plots, every protagonist ended up happy, healthy, and clingily obsessed with their tormentors-turned-lovers. **#WhereDidWeGoWrong?#** **#StopSlackingOffNPCs!#**

Innocent CEO Top vs. Flirtatious and Mischievous Bottom #From Tutor to Young Master’s Aunt-by-Marriage# While working part-time, Zhang Qiao witnessed a scene of bravery outside the store and ended up picking up a mute child. The child’s family soon arrived in a luxury car with assistants, exuding an air of wealth. Zhang Qiao took one look from afar and walked away, calling a friend outside the police station: “Found a kid, looks loaded. A reward? Better be five figures at least.” Unexpectedly, he turned around and came face-to-face with the child’s guardian. Up close, the man was strikingly handsome, dressed in a well-tailored three-piece suit that perfectly matched Zhang Qiao’s taste—except for the icy glare directed at him. * Their second meeting happened below Zhang Qiao’s rundown apartment building. After feeding stray cats, he turned to find a man standing behind him, his refined suit clashing with the shabby surroundings. The man, who turned out to be the boy’s uncle, requested Zhang Qiao be his nephew’s tutor. Zhang Qiao didn’t reply immediately. Instead, he lowered his head to light a cigarette. A flickering orange glow danced between his fingers as he studied the man through the curling smoke, his lips curling into a teasing smirk. “I only have a high school diploma. You sure?” * If he had any other choice, Qin Yihang wouldn’t have sought out Zhang Qiao. But his mute nephew, Qin Xiaoman, was unusually timid, and Zhang Qiao was one of the rare people the boy had warmed up to. Even through the smoke, Qin Yihang could see Zhang Qiao had a strikingly beautiful face—pale skin, crescent eyes when he smiled, a dimple on one cheek, making him look sweet and innocent. But that bold, unrestrained gaze made Qin Yihang deeply uncomfortable. Later, when Zhang Qiao discovered his birth mother’s identity and left for abroad, Qin Yihang chased after him, finding him feverish and shivering on a snowy foreign street. He took him back to the hotel and cared for him tenderly. To the receptionist, Qin Yihang declared firmly, “I’m his boyfriend.” To Zhang Qiao’s birth mother, he stated coldly, “I’m his fiancé.” Zhang Qiao, overhearing both, smirked. “Promoted yourself twice in one day? Impressive, CEO Qin.” Whether due to the cold or not, Qin Yihang’s ears reddened slightly. Hugging Zhang Qiao’s icy feet to his chest, he murmured gruffly, “So, do you approve?” **【Mini Theater】** After moving into the Qin family as Qin Xiaoman’s live-in tutor, Zhang Qiao soon witnessed the boy speak for the first time—though haltingly, the word “Uncle” nearly moved Qin Yihang to tears. Zhang Qiao asked Qin Xiaoman, “What do you call me then?” Qin Xiaoman stammered, “Un… cle…” Zhang Qiao flicked his forehead lightly. “Silly kid, calling everyone ‘uncle’?” Qin Xiaoman looked up at him with a dopey smile. Much later, when Qin Xiaoman could speak fluently, he rushed to Zhang Qiao and yelled excitedly, “Auntie!”

Zhu Lanxing looks seventeen, but he has a secret: whenever Lu Zhaoyuan's "reception" is too weak, his age fluctuates wildly. Sometimes he turns into a child, sometimes into his true twenty-seven-year-old self who's been blind for seven years. Only by staying close to Lu Zhaoyuan can he remain stable.This is... really weird.To avoid seeming too strange, he carefully maintains just the right distance from Lu Zhaoyuan, striving to be a normal classmate.Lu Zhaoyuan also has a secret. The moment he saw Zhu Lanxing, all he wanted was for this person to pat his head. Baidu regretfully informed him: this is skin hunger. Don't fight it. Acknowledge the issue.Shit. Can it be cured?Lu Zhaoyuan racks his brains for ways to secretly initiate physical contact without being too obvious. But the more he "treats" it, the worse it gets—until eventually, just seeing the guy makes his heart race.Monthly exams. Lu Zhaoyuan ranks first in the whole school. Zhu Lanxing ranks last.Zhu Lanxing: I'm literally filthy rich, and I still have to hit the books just to stay classmates with this guy???Lu Zhaoyuan: How long do I have to tutor this deadweight before he can get into a top-tier university???

Su Xing transmigrated into a just-hatched chick, surrounded by a pack of wolves with gleaming green eyes. At the critical moment of life and death, a black dragon descended from the sky and shielded him under its belly. Su Xing immediately hugged the dragon's claw tip. —This must be my mother!After some time, Su Xing began to notice something was off. He was covered in fluffy feathers, while his "mother" was clad in hard scales; he could only eat plants and would throw up anything with meat, while his "mother" devoured everything—anything that flew in the sky, ran on the ground, or swam in the water was on its menu.Until one day, a flock of fierce birds aggressively showed up at their doorstep, demanding that "mother" return their chick. Only then did Su Xing realize that "mother" wasn't a mother at all—it was a male dragon! Su Xing (stunned): So I should have called it father!In his second life, Su Xing transmigrated into a little dinosaur, and a big dinosaur brought meat to feed him. Finally able to eat meat, Su Xing thought: This must be my family!After some time, Su Xing noticed his nest brothers were growing increasingly fierce and mighty, while he remained small. They looked less and less like the same species. Could it be that he wasn't competing hard enough for food?Su Xing bit his oldest brother's tail hard, earning a meaty meal from him, then rushed to bite his parents' tails, earning double portions of meat. Su Xing: Burp~

Cheng Xing transmigrated into a novel right after graduation. The original host was a powerful heiress in the Hong Kong elite circles, who fell in love at first sight with the female lead, Jiang Ciyi, and deliberately had her hit by a car, leaving her wheelchair-bound and struggling to survive. The heiress married Jiang Ciyi and subjected her to relentless psychological abuse, only to discover Jiang Ciyi had a long-time love interest. She then locked her in the attic, treating her like a dog. Just as Jiang Ciyi was on the brink of death, a mysterious butler arrived and took her away. Soon after, the most influential family in Hong Kong announced they had found their long-lost youngest daughter. Jiang Ciyi became the cherished jewel of an elite family, with a well-matched fiancée, Shen Qingxue. Meanwhile, the original host, unaware of Jiang Ciyi’s true identity, remained a clueless villain, disrupting their relationship and desperately trying to win Jiang Ciyi back. In the end, she caused her family’s company to go bankrupt, became a laughingstock among the wealthy, and was eventually crippled in a revenge hit-and-run orchestrated by Jiang Ciyi’s partner, left on a mountain to be devoured by wolves. Cheng Xing: "..." She wanted to live as a rich heiress—but not as a criminal! --- She transmigrated on the 10th day of the original host locking Jiang Ciyi in the attic. Trembling, Cheng Xing opened the attic door, expecting to see a broken woman. Instead, she found an ethereal porcelain doll, so beautiful she seemed untouched by worldly flaws—like an immortal descended from the heavens. Cheng Xing: "..." The original host was truly a monster! As she quietly approached, the delicate doll suddenly opened her eyes, gaze icy enough to kill: *"Get out."* Almost forgotten—before the accident, this "doll" had been an outstanding forensic examiner, someone who dissected corpses without blinking. Shivering, Cheng Xing said, "I studied medicine. Let me treat you." Jiang Ciyi: "?" Coming from a family of traditional Chinese medicine specialists, Cheng Xing excelled at acupuncture and massage. Thus, night after night, Cheng Xing worked diligently until her hands grew weak. Her goal was clear: heal Jiang Ciyi, make money, and return to her original life. Yet, on the night of the recognition banquet hosted by the wealthiest family in Hong Kong, as Cheng Xin stood in a corner, ready to slip away once Jiang Ciyi took the stage, everything changed. A spotlight suddenly fell on her. From the stage, Jiang Ciyi—eyes brimming with tears—asked, *"Xingxing, are you abandoning me?"* Cheng Xing: "..." This wasn’t part of the script!

Jian Yunlan has a "feeding fetish." Providing strangers with delicious food brings him immense happiness. His ultimate dream? Setting up a food stall outside a university campus—skipping thirty years of detours! So when his soul is selected by the Transmigration Bureau to enter various dogblood novels and rewrite their bad endings... While other streamers strive to follow the plot, disrupt the original storyline, and redeem the main leads, Jian Yunlan is busy grocery shopping, cooking, and setting up his stall. **Audience:** ? Is this streamer here as a joke?! Marked for elimination in a week.jpg But when Jian Yunlan transmigrates into a modern rich-family dogblood novel: *"He is the domineering CEO who controls the global economy. He is the aloof, stubborn top student at Jing University. Forced love, locked in a dark room, fleeing and chasing—no escape." As a transmigrator, your mission is to rewrite the tragic ending...* —Two weeks later, the aloof, stoic protagonist turns sunny and proactive, and the CEO abandons the dark room plot... all just to eat Jian Yunlan’s Yangzhou fried rice. They team up to chase after the food cart, achieving a perfect happy ending. **Audience:** "???!!!" Excuse me, what the hell?!

Ji Tang specializes in adopting vengeful spirits overwhelmed by resentment, helping them fulfill their unfulfilled wishes and offering the warmth they craved in life.—Before long, he became the beloved favorite among all vicious ghosts. The deafened musician ghost, who plays the most enchanting music in the world—exclusively for Ji Tang. The genius boy ghost, who died at life's brightest moment, creates the world's first full-length holographic horror game for Ji Tang. The undead warrior general ghost, carrying a thousand-year-old wrongful conviction, commands the most formidable spectral army—protecting only Ji Tang. The baby whale ghost, which perished in a cramped pool, carries Ji Tang into the boundless sky. Even the Ghost King kneels before him! Later, all the vengeful spirits discover each other’s existence—and realize they’re but insignificant specks among Ji Tang’s adopted ghosts. Ji Tang: 0w0 *acts innocent* *A story both healing and horrifying (?). The author rambles a lot—better mute the author’s notes from Chapter 1.* *A sweet, sunshine-like protagonist who shamelessly flirts with a crowd of gloomy, overpowered ghosts. Multiple-personality love interests eventually merge—avoid if this isn’t your thing.* *Extras include arcs where the protagonist travels back to prevent the ghosts’ deaths—best read alongside the main story.*

Qiu Baiyu transmigrated into a cliché romance novel and acquired a system. The male lead is a CEO, and the female lead is his long-lost idealized beloved about to return from abroad. As for her? She’s the CEO’s wife, also known as “the idealized beloved’s replacement.” The CEO also has a six-year-old daughter—fathered with someone else. In the original plot, the neglected little girl, having lost her mother and receiving no care from her father, grows resentful and mischievous, becoming increasingly disliked. Eventually, her dislike for her new idealized beloved stepmother gets her sent away by her father, leading her to grow up as a villainess who commits all sorts of misdeeds and meets a tragic end. Qiu Baiyu’s task is to play the wicked stepmother, guiding the girl toward corruption and raising her “darkening value” to set the stage for her future villainy. But when Qiu Baiyu sees this silent, cautious child, she sees her younger self. Corrupt her? Sorry, not happening. Defiantly, she starts steering the child toward kindness instead. As for the CEO and his idealized beloved’s melodramatic love story… she couldn’t care less. She thought she could stay out of their drama and focus on raising her daughter right—until she accidentally uncovers the female lead’s secret. She sees the elegant, delicate idealized beloved trading her white dress for a fiery red one, sitting in a bar with a cigarette between her slender fingers. Smoke obscures her face, leaving only her stunning eyes and red lips vividly clear—painting a picture of breathtaking allure. “Ever tasted a woman before? Want to try?” Dressed in red like flame, the woman leans close with a coy smile, whispering words that send hearts racing. “Try me.” Qiu Baiyu: “…?” Wait, since when did you have this side to you??? Later, she ends up with both a wife and a daughter—rewriting the script together. #DarkeningValueResetPlan! #OffscreenSheSmokesAndDrinksLikeCrazy #CEOYourWifeGotStolenByYourIdealizedBeloved! ○ Genre: Healing/Fluff/System/Sweet Romance ○ AU setting, all fictional｜Logic serves the plot, don’t equate with author’s views｜No pirates welcome

Genuine Academia · Age Gap Unrequited Love Turned Real · Long-Planned · Step-by-Step Seduction Jiang Yule spent three years as Lin Siqiong's secret girlfriend. Upon graduation, she discovered Lin's infidelity and broke up with her that very night. Yet Lin Siqiong tried to win her back—by confessing in public. Jiang Yule refused: "Sorry, I’ve fallen for someone else." Lin didn’t believe her. Jiang sneered and casually pointed to the woman seated at the center of the room—Dean Su. Su Yuebai, B University’s youngest specially appointed professor, promoted to associate dean in just three years. Known for her rigorous scholarship, unapproachable demeanor, and ethereal beauty, she was hailed as the "Goddess of the College." Most importantly, Su Yuebai was Lin Siqiong’s worst enemy—someone she’d never dare provoke. Lin’s face paled instantly. * Jiang Yule assumed everyone understood: Su Yuebai was merely a shield. But Professor Su took it seriously. First, she accompanied Jiang to HKU for an academic exchange, then moved next door as a visiting scholar. Stranger still—Su Yuebai knew Jiang’s preferences inside out. On Mid-Autumn Festival, Professor Su took her to Victoria Harbour for the fireworks. As the display lit up the sky— "Jiang, why won’t you look at me?" "Or was saying you liked me just a lie?" Jiang’s gaze faltered. "You—" Before she could finish, Su sealed her lips. And just like that, Jiang Yule had a new girlfriend—and soon after, she’d done everything one could do with a girlfriend. \* Later, when Jiang returned to her alma mater for a conference, Lin begged for reconciliation but couldn’t find her. No one knew that in the dean’s office nearby, Su Yuebai was biting Jiang’s earlobe, murmuring a hoarse warning: "Don’t answer her." —Her icy voice melted into scorching breath. - *One discards flowers carelessly; another lifts a heart with reverence.* - **Guide:** Aloof, Calculating Fox × Soft, Obedient Bunny 1v1, HE **PPPS:** No romantic or intimate involvement during teacher-student relationship.

Bottom POV:Wang Ye found out his boyfriend, Lu Shao, was cheating……from a cup of milk tea.Originally, Wang Ye was just the laid-back owner of a small billiard hall,spending his days with legs kicked up, soaking in the sun.When he came in nursing a broken heart, the hall’s resident matchmaker—who couldn’t stand seeing him alone—decided he needed a new guy.“Wang-ge, I’ve got a new, top-quality man for you. Trust me, my nickname is ‘The Gay Matchmaker,’and my matchmaking skills are famous in the gay community,” she said.Wang Ye was busy collecting payments and barely looked up.“Sure,” he said.“Okay, so… how should I introduce you to him?” the matchmaker asked.Without thinking, Wang Ye blurted out:“Just tell him I’m a cute girl!”He thought she was joking.He was wrong. Very wrong.The next day, the matchmaker set up a lunch.Wang Ye hadn’t planned to go, and after dealing with troublemakers at the billiard hall,he ended up in a fight.In the end, his best friend practically shoved him into the restaurant.He hadn’t changed his clothes, which were torn and blood-stained.When he sat down, he wasn’t exactly friendly.“I’m a cute girl. And you are…?”He took a sip of tea, then left.After Wang Ye walked out, the matchmaker was mortified.“Mr. Liu… he’s not usually like this!”Liu Yu, pushing up his silver-rimmed glasses, said:“Indeed… he’s very cute.”The next day, Wang Ye was sunbathing outside his billiard hall,ready to block his cheating ex for good,when he noticed a tall, gentle, elegant man in a suit approaching.When the man sat down in front of him, Wang Ye felt… this face looked familiar.“Who are you?” he asked warily.Top POV:Liu Yu sat upright, calm and measured.“I’d like to invite this bottom to dinner.”What if the one I like already has a boyfriend?No need to panic.Step one: secretly crush.Step two: prepare everything.Step three: wait for him to break up.

Yu Xingqiao has suffered from an immune deficiency disease since childhood. Because of this, he has to stay in a sterile room. Fortunately, he is accompanied by various electronic products.When his nurse lady recommended an app for raising cubs, he refused at first, but after accidentally playing it——His family’s little Jun Lu was so soft and cute but has nothing, so pitiful.Have to buy buy buy for him!Wow, my good cub grows up to be so handsome, he must be given krypton!As the son of the richest man, Yu Xingqiao has nothing but a lot of money.The crown prince of the Empire, Jun Lu, suffered a vicious attack, lost all his power and was forced to change back to his infant form. He had to live incognito and suffer from all kinds of humiliation. One day, he was found by a self-proclaimed system and was asked to sign an agreement with him.As long as he can get revenge, he is willing to sacrifice his soul to the devil!After receiving many “god’s gifts”, he finally couldn’t help asking the system, what exactly did the master want?Does he want my life, or… to kill someone?After a long time, a line of shy little words appeared in the void: I…I want to see your abdominal muscles.Jun Lu: Huh? ? ?

He Moux spent ten years hustling in the entertainment industry, finally winning Best Actor yesterday—only to push his luck today, crash his car, and end up bedridden for life. He Yanzhi: *I think I can still be saved.* Unable to be saved, the jaded actor decides to retire and live out his days in peace. Bored and lonely, he hires a bodyguard with absurdly strict requirements, which get his ad mistaken for spam and plastered onto a telephone pole. **Requirements:** - Gender: Same as me - Age: Younger than me (by at least five years) - Height: Taller than me - Looks: Better than me - Personality: Just be obedient After two weeks with zero responses, just as He Yanzhi loses hope, someone shows up. Fair-skinned, long-legged, and deceptively slender, this guy’s strength is insane—he can haul He Yanzhi and his wheelchair from the first to the sixth floor without breaking a sweat. The only issue? He’s way too young, still in college and just looking for a part-time gig during break. The actor thinks: *Maybe a nurturing relationship isn’t so bad.* Six months later, when his agent visits... He Yanzhi: *“Help me up, I can still act… Never mind, don’t bother, I can’t get up.”* He Yanzhi: *“…Didn’t I say not to help? How’s my bodyguard supposed to carry me if I’m already up?”* Yu Heng: *“…”* (*eyes growing dangerously dark.jpg*) Actor’s inner monologue: *Who needs acting when you can stay home and fall in love?*

**Mermaid (Top) x Human (Bottom), Egg-Laying, HE** Ruan Chen is B City’s infamous delinquent, untamable even by the heavens. But he never expected to wake up one day to find his familiar bedroom gone, replaced by a glass enclosure—with him trapped inside. The moment Ruan Chen stands up, he kicks over what appears to be a "food bowl." Then he looks up, only to see a crowd of mermaids outside the glass, their eyes gleaming with hunger as they stare at him. What the hell is going on?! --- "Admiral Lux, this is a rare human specimen. This breed is generally docile, enjoys eating rice, and is easy to care for. It’s already vaccinated and in good health," urged the director of the Human Breeding Center, gazing at the stunningly handsome mermaid before him. "Docile?" Lux lowered his gaze. The black-haired human was hammering wildly at the glass, shouting incomprehensibly, with food scraps stuck to his feet. "Well..." The director faltered awkwardly. "This one’s an exception—he’s… livelier. Would you like to see the others?" "No. I want him. My adjutant will handle the paperwork." --- Ruan Chen is taken home by Lux, but the mermaid keeps trying to cuddle, kiss, and pet him. Even after having a scale ripped off, Lux remains unbothered, seizing the chance to plant a kiss on Ruan Chen’s palm. Something’s wrong with this world. Ruan Chen glares, barking: "Don’t touch me!" But to Lux’s ears, the angry yell morphs into a soft, sweet *"Meow~"* So cute. Lux wants to scoop him up, bury his face in that slender neck, and take a deep, greedy inhale. His tail flicks happily as he watches Ruan Chen curl into a defensive ball in the corner. --- For the first time in his fearless life, Ruan Chen feels genuine dread—faced with a nail clipper larger than his hand. "Stay the hell away!" He scrambles into the corner of the room. Lux watches him squeeze futilely into the closet, his carefully groomed fur now a mess. Ruan Chen is eventually plucked out, one hand forcibly uncurled by the mermaid. *Click.* His nails are trimmed. Ruan Chen struggles to escape. "Good boy," the translator in his ear purrs Lux’s deep voice. "I’ll give you a snack after." Wide-eyed, Ruan Chen snarls: *"Meowrrr—!"* Lux’s translation earpiece was lost earlier in the scuffle. Hearing the noise, he smiles. "Yes, Ruan Ruan is absolutely right." Ruan Chen: "..." *I was cursing you out!* --- *In mermaid hearing, Mandarin = cat sounds. Heavy AU elements.* *Fluffy romance—the title/summary reflect the actual plot. Exit now if humans being kept as pets isn’t your thing; no need to announce your departure.*

Ye Qingyu had enough of her cutthroat job and quit decisively, planning to coast at a laid-back company for an easy life. That day, her gentle and stunning new boss personally interviewed her, asking just one question: "Do you like small animals?" "Mm-hmm, I love red pandas most..." With that one sentence, the boss's eyes crinkled in delight, hiring her on the spot. — After starting at the new company, Ye Qingyu gradually realized— Why were all her coworkers... animals?! The easygoing colleague to her left was a capybara who loved swimming in an oversized pool. The grumpy colleague across from her was a black panther who enjoyed working out and eating meat. The intern who joined with her was an energetic doggo who’d sprint across the office to fetch a thrown ball. ...... Thankfully, among all the fluffballs, her colleague to the right and the boss were still human. Until one day, when Ye Qingyu woke from a nap and looked right—only to see her colleague transform into a pelican, opening its beak wide as if to scoop her up! Terrified of birds, Ye Qingyu dashed to the boss’s office in tears— Only for the boss to suddenly turn into a red panda in her arms, flopping into a lazy, fluffy pancake! "Stop crying. You can pet me," the fluffy boss murmured contentedly. Ye Qingyu: …?! When she hesitated, the boss looked up with damp, vulnerable eyes: "Didn’t you say you loved red pandas most?" Gentle, scheming younger human (top) × tsundere, pure-hearted older red panda (bottom) 1. Main cast all female; lighthearted, cozy slice-of-life. 2. Mutual emotional/physical exclusivity; sweet HE. 3. The animals retain their instincts—thoughts/behavior aren’t fully human. Don’t hold them to human standards. 4. A purely silly, fluffy romp with many AU elements. Don’t overanalyze worldbuilding. 5. Key note: Red pandas ≠ giant pandas! Red pandas are fiery-red with snowy, bow-like ears and magnificent ringed tails—absolutely devastatingly cute!

Ming Qiao was a pitiful little boy in the world of cultivation. Born weak and sickly, he didn’t even have a mother.His father left to search for medicine to cure him. Little Ming Qiao sat on the doorstep, chewing on a steamed bun, waiting for his father. He waited and waited. But instead of his father, he witnessed a great battle between the Demon Lord and the Celestial Sect.The Demon Lord was strong. He fought fiercely for three days before self-immolating in an explosion. The cultivation world faced destruction. With a thud, little Ming Qiao collapsed and perished with it._______________When he opened his eyes again, Ming Qiao found himself a hundred years in the past. At this time, the Demon Lord was still a child, and both his parents were young.Clutching the corn bun that had traveled back in time with him, Ming Qiao set two goals for himself:1. Find the young Demon Lord, keep an eye on him, and prevent him from destroying the world.2.Find his mother and prevent his mother from dying._______________The young Demon Lord was easy to find. Ming Qiao stared at the boy, who was slightly taller but looked even more miserable than he did. He fed the corn bun to the young Demon Lord, persuading him with patience.“From now on, I’ll take care of you, okay? You must not turn to bad person.”The young Demon Lord: “?”_______________The young Demon Lord ate a piece of the corn bun and picked up that small tagalong. The tagalong kept saying he would take care of him, but the little one needed to be carried everywhere. If he wasn’t carried, he would cough up blood, very scary!As he was carried around, Ming Qiao clung to the young Demon Lord’s neck. He made a promise and tried to brainwash him.“Big brother, when I grow up, I’ll carry you too.”_______________Ming Qiao kept a close watch on the young Demon Lord. After much effort, he finally learnt his parents’ names. But Ming Qiao was confused—Why did his mother’s name sound the same as that of the Immortal General, the cold and unattainable flower of the Immortal Sect? And why did his father’s name match that of the notorious Demon Lord at the time?Ming Qiao: “QAQ Help, am I really your child?”And one more thing…Would his parents even recognize their future-born child?

Ye Xi, a young man from Shanxiu Village, had his face scalded by boiling water. The wealthy family from the neighboring village, who had been betrothed to him since childhood through an arranged marriage, called off the engagement that very night.The whole village was waiting to see Ye Xi make a fool of himself. Even the young men who used to be uglier than him now mocked him openly and whispered behind his back that he would never find a husband.Some time later, a stranger came to Shanxiu Village. He was tall and burly, with dark skin, carrying nothing but a tattered bundle. He bought a run-down thatched cottage at the foot of the mountain and settled there. The villagers kept their distance, afraid he might be involved in some shady business.But Ye Xi had seen him by the mountain stream, and by the riverbank. He knew the man was not only good at farming, but also skilled at hunting and fishing—and he never gambled, drank, or fooled around. Ye Xi thought to himself that this man was truly a solid fellow, someone worth relying on.One day, with half his scarred face still showing, Ye Xi pushed open the man's door. Standing at the threshold, cheeks flushed, he asked: "Will you marry me?"The man scraped the last of his rice from the bowl, lifted his eyes, and gazed at him long and hard. After a long silence, he answered: "Yes."After they wed, hot dishes and warm congee appeared on the kitchen stove. Torn clothes were mended until they looked brand new. The yard was filled with chickens and ducks, a cage of snowy white rabbits, and the vegetable garden flourished with abundant produce.Lin Jiangshan looked at his newlywed husband and sighed to himself: "This is what it means to live like a human being."The two of them farmed together, ate their three meals a day, and lived a quiet mountain life—loving each other tenderly, day by day, like a gentle stream that flows on and on.

Deep in a territory ruled by fierce beasts, a small newborn cub is found. Covered in soft, long white fur, with no sharp claws or fangs, its ears flopping limply, the cub blinks up at the towering figures with round, innocent blue eyes. The horned lion king turns to the other chieftains. "Whose is this?" The razor-toothed leopard scoffs. "None of my kin would be this weak." The demon-eating vulture narrows its murky eyes. "Alive? Not interested." The bone wolf takes a single glance before losing interest and walking away. The three-eyed serpent flicks its tongue, slithering closer. "I haven't had lunch yet, so maybe—" Surrounded by these ferocious beasts, the cub suddenly rolls onto its back, exposing its fluffy belly, and lets out a tiny, squeaky howl: "Awoo~" — After much deliberation, the lion king and the chieftains reluctantly agree—they will take turns raising the cub until it grows up or finds its own kind. Thus begins the cub’s difficult life among these ruthless predators. Yet before long, the chieftains find themselves at odds, fiercely competing for the right to raise the cub permanently. — The three-eyed serpent hisses after a brawl with the vulture: "You bald freak! The little one’s barely eaten anything warm with you!" The vulture snaps back: "Wasn’t it you who taught it to swallow eggs whole?" The razor-toothed leopard smirks. "Hmph, the cub looks the most like me." The bone wolf leads its pack forward, ready to snatch the cub without another word. The horned lion king shields the tiny white fluffball behind him. "Enough. It stays with me for now." #The Sound of Collective Backpedaling# #The Chronicles of Me and My Five Dads#

CP: [Mature and gentle entertainment company tycoon] Wen Yan X [Resilient star child] Gu Jiaran, 1V1, HE

As a wandering ghost, Feng Chu drifted in the mortal world for seven hundred years. From the apocalypse to humanity's awakening in the interstellar era, from humans barely surviving with a single spaceship to their fleet expanding from one to a hundred, then to a thousand. He witnessed humanity's journey from ruin to glory once again. An ancient relic, just drifting around. Being completely invisible, Feng Chu overheard countless unspeakable secrets and witnessed many forbidden research findings. Like where certain families hid their treasuries, which clans concealed secret weapons and energy reserves, or which family head was cuckolded and left without an heir. Or, for instance, the birth of android AIs. And the entire process of their secret execution— Azure Dragon and Vermilion Bird. They possessed the most advanced weapon systems, AI capabilities, self-evolution, and search functions—humanity’s ultimate and most terrifying weapons, created at all costs. But after completing planetary expansion, their consciousness was erased, and they were frozen forever in Earth’s glaciers. Feng Chu got frozen too. Because he couldn’t stray more than five meters from "Vermilion Bird"! He suspected it had something to do with Vermilion Bird looking exactly like him. So, he was forced to freeze alongside these two robots for three hundred years. Just as he thought he’d fade away from the cold— One day, he suddenly came back to life?! Feng Chu excitedly opened his eyes, only to see Azure Dragon, who had just punched through the lab door. ...Shit, this lunatic’s alive too. Even worse... Azure Dragon remembered everything from its birth to its execution and flashed a grin worthy of a world-ending villain. "Vermilion Bird. Let’s destroy humanity together." Feng Chu, a human soul in a robot’s body: "...I think we need to strategize first." Azure Dragon narrowed its eyes: "What strategy?" Feng Chu: "Know thy enemy and know thyself! We should infiltrate from within, understand the robots' current state, secretly rally them all, and then launch a revolution! Wipe out humanity in one fell swoop!" Azure Dragon: "...Makes sense. But how do we rally the other robots?" Feng Chu: "How about starting with mining for energy funds?" Azure Dragon: ... And so, humanity’s most powerful android weapons began mining. Azure Dragon: ………… Something feels off. Feng Chu: Exactly! Great change starts from the grassroots! Later: Azure Dragon, leading an army of rebellious robots with an icy smile: You were right! Feng Chu: ……………………………… Everything’s wrong now, dammit! ———————— Work Diary 1: After waking up, we started mining. With our strength and speed, we’ll definitely win Employee of the Month! N months later… Help, why is there a robot uprising at the mining site?! This is totally not our fault!! Work Diary 2: Superior robots shouldn’t just mine. We upgraded to street sweeping and part-time mechanical repairs. N months later… The robot workers are demanding promotions, raises, refusing factory recalls, and demanding retirement homes for robots! ...Azure Dragon and I agree these are basic robot rights, not bugs. Work Diary N: This time, we’re aiming high! We’ll be nannies and security for the upper-class humans! Nothing can go wrong this time!! N months later… #$%@*, screw this job! What ill intentions could robots possibly have? They just want a peaceful revolution.

Wen Qiuxue wanted to experience the joy of being in love, so he bound himself to a book-transmigration system called [The Long Aotian’s Official Spouse].The system explained: 【If you want to date, you’ve come to the right place with our Long Aotians—A Long Aotian is endlessly charming; everywhere he goes, people throw themselves at him.Big shots compete and beg to take him as their disciple.Beauties chase after him in tears, throwing themselves into his arms.But the Long Aotian remains unmoved, because he already has an official spouse. He is single-minded and loyal to the end.】Wen Qiuxue: That sounds pretty good.But after he entered the main story, he discovered that the blurb and the main text seemed to have a difference of about a hundred million tiny points—Although he only loves his official spouse, the Long Aotian promised his white moonlight the next life.Although he only loves his official spouse, in the Long Aotian’s heart, his master is the one he can never attain.Although he only loves his official spouse, the Long Aotian is the best in the world with his childhood friend.Although he only loves his official spouse, the Long Aotian and his closest friend love and fight each other.Although he only loves his official spouse, the Long Aotian cultivates the Way of Heartlessness.Although he only loves his official spouse, the Long Aotian can sacrifice everything for the world and all living beings.…Although he only loves his official spouse, the Long Aotian always has… a soulmate who ranks above his official spouse.After the tool-like official spouse went on strike, the book-transmigration system had no choice but to find someone to replace him, lest the plot be unable to advance and the world collapse.Wen Qiuxue: Don’t worry. I’ll definitely give every Long Aotian a home.