爆笑 Novels

When I transmigrated into the green-hatted tragic side character of a "runaway CEO" romance novel, Furious, I declared: "No more cuckoldry! No more tragic side roles! Today I'll end you!" I pulled out my belt with a snap, ready to perish alongside my arch-rival male lead. Arch-rival: Tear-stained, dark hair fanned across the bed, biting red lips—utterly yielding. Me: "?" * When I transmigrated into the roommate side character of an old-school online gaming novel, tasked with助攻 the main couple's love story, I pulled out my guidebook: "Drop the savior complex! On the self-cultivation of henchmen! Becoming the团宠 in my rival's dorm!" Phase 1: My rival roommate loathed me—"One day I’ll kill you!" Phase 2: My rival roommate held my hand—"Help me wipe my back, I can’t reach." Phase 3: My rival roommate blushed shyly—"Hubby, snuggle~" Me: "???"

(1)After staying up all night to finish reading a “cute and adorable cub” novel, Chi Chi woke up and discovered he had transmigrated.The little cub beside him was sleeping soundly, and Chi Chi wore a ‘loving’ smile. theSo, was this the gong cub or a shou cub!Under Chi Chi’s expectant gaze, the cub opened his eyes. “Daddy, Xiao Cha wants to sleep a little longer.”Xiao Cha, Huo Xiao Cha.Although born into a wealthy family, he was an illegitimate son unloved by both parents. His wealthy father refused to acknowledge him, and his mother only viewed him as a tool to extort money from his father.His personality became twisted and his methods ruthless. Starting from kindergarten, he competed for little red flowers against the protagonists, and as he grew up, he repeatedly worked against them. Finally, he attempted to perish together with the protagonists by crashing a private plane.Chi Chi looked at the cute little cub beside him, and his smile froze. Was there anywhere in this book he could throw this kid away…?Xiao Cha burrowed straight into his chest, murmuring with a cute and sleepy nasal tone, “Daddy…”The final string of reason in Chi Chi’s mind snapped completely. He pulled the cub into a tight embrace. “Daddy’s here. Sleep, sleep as much as you want!”From then on, Chi Chi embarked on the point of no return of cub-raising. Wasn’t it just a toxic mother? He would simply cut off all contact between her and Xiao Cha. Xiao Cha was still so young—he could surely be raised to be a decent and upright person.However, there was one thing that Chi Chi could never quite figure out. The book stated that the father who neglected Huo Xiao Cha was a powerful tycoon from a prestigious family.Chi Chi gazed at his own worn-out, two-bedroom apartment and often felt bewildered. This was considered a ‘prestigious family’?(2)A month later, Chi Chi received a phone call. The man’s voice on the other end was icy. “The money has been transferred to you. If there is nothing important, don’t let Xiao Cha contact me.”Chi Chi was bewildered, but Huo Xiao Cha’s eyes were already brimming with tears. “Daddy, I’m sorry. I didn’t manage to get much money from Big Daddy.”Chi Chi: !!!The ‘toxic mother’ was actually me!Chi Chi grit his teeth and dialed the number back. “The money has been returned to you. If there’s nothing important, don’t come looking for Xiao Cha.”He quickly packed his bags, preparing to take Xiao Cha and flee from this inexplicable father. However, just as he dragged his suitcase, with the little cub perched on top of it, to the front door and opened it…In the dark corridor, a point of crimson light flickered in and out. The legendary wealthy tycoon, upon seeing Chi Chi, instantly grew red-eyed, looking as aggrieved as a giant dog.“I’m back… you’re back…”Chi Chi pinched Xiao Cha’s nose and said, “First… put out your cigarette.”

Jing Yi is a poor man who has no food to eat. An accident made him a butler in a series of sadistic articles.The kind with food and accommodation.He thought he could live a good life now, but he soon found out that the young masters of this family are all extremely love-brained, crazy for love, and their IQ jumped off the building in the later period. The family business was ruined, and the whole family had to squat under the bridge.Jing Yi was irritable: a good job, it was gone just like that.＊＊On the first day Jing Yi came here, he saw that the silly fourth young master of this family was willing to tear his face with his brothers in order to elope with a man, and planned to run away and never contact each other again.Jing Yi complained in his heart while watering the flowers –[Go ahead, go ahead, and leave without saying a word. If you dare to leave the house, your legs will be broken by true love immediately, and you can only spend the rest of your life in a wheelchair…]The young masters who were arguing suddenly became as quiet as chickens.– What? ? !The fourth young master was so angry that his eyes were red. Jing Yi was thinking about whether to find a way to remind him, and then he saw him suddenly ran out of the door and kicked the man waiting outside the door into the gutter.

Though Zelig is lazy and unkempt, his true identity is that of a heartthrob. As such, his greatest dilemma in life is the countless highly compatible Sentinels who desire to become his partner... But all he wants is to find someone 100% compatible Q_O Sentinels and Guides AU. Slice-of-life romance. Main CP: Obsessive-compulsive, neurotic top × Elite in public, slob in private bottom Side CP: Loyal but wild dog top × Neat-freak queen bottom In a nutshell: A bunch of mentally unwell people stubbornly pursue love despite their flaws.

In an era of dwindling spiritual energy, the Matchmaking Stone—which randomly assigns marriages—has malfunctioned, and the Red Thread of Fate snaps at the slightest provocation. Newly appointed junior matchmaker Su Yun is unlucky enough to be sent to the mortal realm to help a domineering CEO, who reportedly snapped his own red thread 99 times, find love. Invisible to everyone, Su Yun follows the CEO daily, orchestrating every possible romantic coincidence. Wears the same dull black suit to work every day? Unacceptable! Must improve fashion sense! Thus, Su Yun clocks in, earns money, subscribes to fashion magazines, and picks stylish outfits for the CEO. Too blunt with words and bad at sweet-talking? No way! Must master 101 ways to dish out flattery! So, Su Yun anonymously sends the CEO guides on "How to Properly Sweet-Talk Your Crush," teaching him how to flirt online. Rubbing his hands with glee, Su Yun eagerly awaits the CEO’s successful blind date. Little does Su Yun know, everything he does while invisible is seen *clearly* by the "CEO"—who’s actually a heavenly god in disguise! Hmm, what to do when a tiny matchmaker is working so hard to secretly fawn over you? To claim or not to claim—that is the question.

Qu Jiuyi transmigrated and became the son of the palace master of the Jade Shattering Palace—a sacred martial arts sect renowned for its peerless beauties, a dreamland for countless young men and women in the jianghu. But before Qu Jiuyi became the sect leader, he lived in constant fear—because the Jade Shattering Palace only accepted female disciples. For men in the palace, there were only two paths: *breeding* or *death*! Yet after ascending to leadership, Qu Jiuyi discovered the gazes of his fellow sect members had grown even more fervent. *"I like men,"* Qu Jiuyi declared in desperation. The sect members promptly kidnapped Xie Xiu, the most beautiful man in the world—a renowned physician. *This Jade Shattering Palace is beyond saving.* On the day he secretly released Xie Xiu, Qu Jiuyi overheard the palace sisters’ conversation: *"The palace master, as an intersex leader with both male and female traits, has overcome great hardships. We must ease his burdens—whether he likes men or women, we shall provide!"* *Wait, inter-what?!* Xie Xiu, the physician who had always treated Qu Jiuyi with indifference, suddenly brightened. #The outside world thinks I’m a lustful demon monopolizing beauties# #But the sect sees me as *one of the girls*# \#I’m **really** just a dude#

After male spirits Lu Xingmang and Jiang Yao get married, their eyes light up whenever they see someone else’s little ones. When the spirit realm launches the "Endangered Spirits Rescue Plan," the two discover that participating in the program allows them to raise babies—so they immediately download the app and sign up! The app warns: 「Creating habitats for endangered spirits is extremely difficult.」 …Then they effortlessly cultivate golden lychee groves, Five Spirit Streams, twin-colored lakes—perfect conditions for spirits to thrive. The app warns: 「Even with suitable habitats, the birth of endangered spirits remains exceptionally rare.」 …And yet, they raise one, two, three… NINE babies?! --- After marriage, Lu Xingmang and Jiang Yao always thought their partner was human. Lu Xingmang: Dad’s parenting motto—just staying alive is enough. Jiang Yao is doing great as a human! Jiang Yao: Taking care of the whole family is my duty! My human wife just needs to stay pretty! Until one day, Jiang Yao sees fluffy wings sprout from Lu Xingmang’s back, and Lu Xingmang spots tiny, glittering horns bloom on Jiang Yao’s head. --- Mini Theater — Dragon Lychee, with his gluttonous bloodline, is the toughest big bro in the spirit world! Any sibling who dares provoke him gets swallowed whole! Later, the siblings beg daily: "Big bro, we wanna play hide-and-seek inside your belly~" Big bro is *this* close to losing it. --- Lu Xingmang (bottom), Jiang Yao (top). A pair of spirit husbands who spoil each other rotten—both thinking their partner is human—embark on the chaotic daily life of running an estate while raising a horde of babies.

Loveholic’s small business owner, Zhou You, falls in love with Xia Shengguang, a high school graduate who comes to work at his dessert shop. Xia Shengguang’s face looks so pure and adorable. Secretly preparing a birthday gift for the boy he loves, Zhou You copies Shakespeare’s love poem: *Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?* He sends Xia Shengguang cakes for half the summer. Then, after finishing the cake and wiping his mouth, Xia Shengguang says to him: “Stop looking at me with those perverted eyes, you damn creep.” “You’re just a simp, you know that?” “You choose to obsess over me on your own—why should I have to respond?” Zhou You’s heart is shattered. Too scared to "simp" anymore. Two days later, Xia Shengguang comes looking for him again. Zhou You says awkwardly, “Didn’t we agree to cut ties? You told me to stop simping for you.” Xia Shengguang retorts shamelessly, “I never told you to stop simping. That was all you. Now get over here.” ...Huh? So simping is allowed? Then he’ll keep doing it. *Simple, honest gong (top) x mischievous, bratty shou (bottom), older gong (24) x younger shou (18) *Both inexperienced. The gong has had crushes before—avoid if this bothers you.

The Tiger King was captured and taken to the palace. He knelt before the Emperor, his father. From then on, he was draped in a yellow mandarin jacket, showered with boundless favor, and lived a life free from want.

Shu You transmigrated into a cannon fodder character in a novel who was greedy, hypocritical, selfish, and only cared about money. The original owner of the body had pursued the main character for his wealth but abandoned him when he fell on hard times. In the end, he died a miserable death in a foreign land.Upon arriving in this new world, Shu You dragged his suitcase and faced the main character who was trying to persuade him to stay. He shouted, “Do you still think you’re the wealthy young master of the Lin family? No! You’re just a poor man now!”Behind him, the main character’s eyes darkened, and he clenched his fist.“…So we have to live frugally! I’ll sell everything we don’t need!”Lin Mingxu: ???Shu You, who had been known as the stingiest dragon in his past life, looked critically at the branded bags, designer clothes, and diamond rings that the original owner had collected.“All of this, this, and this… I’ll sell them all!”Only money could provide him with the greatest sense of security! All he wanted was money!Once the main character was rejected by the main character he pursued and offered to break up, Shu You could happily continue to live as a single miser with his money.However, what Shu You didn’t know was that Lin Mingxu had been reborn.When the weather turned cold, Lin Mingxu admitted that he couldn’t afford to pay the heating bill, and Shu You left him when he couldn’t stand it anymore.Shu You was delighted, “Why bother paying such an expensive heating bill? Let’s just lie down together and use a couple of extra blankets!”When it got too hot, the antagonist came knocking, but Lin Mingxu’s expression turned icy, and he wanted to see him leave without explanation.Shu You flipped the table and said, “You don’t understand the trap of consumerism! You’re so vulgar! How could you, someone brainwashed by capital, understand anything!”The first time Lin Mingxu used an electric blanket, he thought, “What is this thing? It’s too hot!” It wasn’t because he was watching Shu You’s nosebleed!Later, Lin Mingxu couldn’t pretend anymore.He took Shu You to the company and implied that he was no longer poor and that Shu You didn’t have to be so thrifty.When Shu You turned his head and saw the original main character, he suddenly realized, “Don’t worry, I won’t delay things. I’ll leave right away!”Shu You asked, “Why? What’s wrong with the original main character?”Lin Mingxu said, “…he orders four dishes at a meal and uses too many napkins.”Shu You: ???…Wait a minute, weren’t you praising him for being open and generous?

The Sixth Prince had felt, ever since he was born, that this world was not quite right…For instance, he was the sixth-born and named Long Liutian (“Dragon Six Sky”). Yet his third elder brother, being the third-born, was not named Long Santian (“Dragon Three Sky”), but Long Aotian(“Dragon Proud Sky”)?!That was nothing. It was only after he grew up and met all sorts of people that he truly felt the tumult of this world!Take, for example, the woman who fell from the sky with sparks trailing behind her, crash-landing right into his third brother’s mansion. Her will to live was so terrifyingly tenacious that even after being hung on the city gate for three days, she still hadn’t died?!Or take his friend, the executioner who was afraid of blood. After all those years on the job at the execution ground, he had never once seen a single drop of blood! Every time he raised his blade, there would always be the thunder of hooves and the cry of “Stay your hand!” arriving just in time?!And then there was his friend the imperial physician, who had treated the powerful and wealthy for years. Every time he did his rounds, the phrase “Have the entire Imperial Medical Academy buried with him” had become a routine signature greeting…

Shao Qin transmigrated into a novel and became the vicious male wife of the original bottom’s white moonlight film emperor. As a drama queen and effeminate male, not only was he despised by his actor husband, but he was also blacklisted by the entire internet for his terrible acting and awful personality. As a cannon-fodder villain, he wouldn’t even live past 50,000 words, making it an eighteen-level-hell difficulty level of survival.After much thought, Shao Qin concluded that only divorce could save him. However, before the divorce could be finalized, things took a turn.In-laws: Is that prodigal bullying you? Don’t be afraid, we’ll deal with him. No divorce allowed.Film emperor: Since you’ve already turned over a new leaf, I’ll magnanimously forgive you. Come here, let me hug you.A certain scientific same-sex fertility institution: Your baby has already entered the father-love incubator, and will be meeting you in a few months!Black fans: So good. I want to eat the sugar of the film emperor and the young madam, ah no, the little darling~~~Shao Qin: ???【A ridiculously sweet macaron bottom who is beautiful and seductive, and a black coffee top who is cold on the outside but warm within, with an unforgettable aftertaste (turns into a wife-doting maniac the moment sugar is added)】

One thought to become a god, one thought to remain human—Ling Zebai merely appeared on a TV show, never expecting a bolt of lightning to strike him into divinity.

Enoch is a vicious little demon from Western Hell. He hears that to become a Great Demon of Hell, one must commit crimes more heinous than the Seven Princes of Hell. So, Enoch decides to take a risk: steal the treasure and food stores of Hell’s Infernal Dragon, starting with the sins of greed and gluttony. But while eating his spoils, he’s caught by the Infernal Dragon and forced to wear a collar, bound to stay in the dragon’s castle as a little slave to make up for the losses. Enoch immediately rages: *It’s all your fault for hiding your treasures too deep—if I’d found them, I wouldn’t have been caught! Why should I be a slave?!* The Dragon: ? Enoch then acts arrogantly: *And I’m still not full. You—go make me two more dishes.* The Dragon: ? When the dragon cooks and eats the food himself, Enoch grows envious: *How dare you eat so much? You should give it all to me—don’t you dare take a single bite!* At night, as the dragon counts his treasures, Enoch continues seething with envy: *How dare you be so rich? You should let me steal it all—not a single gem should remain with you!* But when the dragon gets injured fighting another archdemon, Enoch remains indifferent. The Dragon: *Why aren’t you jealous anymore? Shouldn’t you say, "These wounds should all be yours—not a single scratch should be left on me"?* Enoch: *Right now, I’m committing the sin of sloth—too lazy to talk. If you’re free, go make me two more dishes.* The Dragon: ? Enoch, steeped in sin, still hasn’t become a Great Demon. So he resorts to his final method—climbing into the dragon’s bed to commit the sin of lust. The Dragon: *I think you have a real talent for being a succubus. Keep it up.* Enoch: *Great! Line up everyone in your castle—I’ll sleep with them one by one! I’m gonna be the Great Succubus!* The Dragon: ? After a long time of debauchery, Enoch still hasn't become a Great Demon. Enoch: *WHY?!* The Dragon: *Because it’s still not lewd enough.* Enoch: *Crying while continuing to be a succubus.jpg*

Xia Chunnong, feeling lonely amid her friends’ coupled bliss, couldn’t resist striking up late-night chats with a female scammer on her contact list—and they instantly clicked. The scammer boasted: *Fluent in 18 languages, a female pilot, owner of an airline, lifelong single, yearning for a pure romance.* Xia Chunnong mused: *Scammers these days are this classy?* She played along: *Sis, I’m Xia Chunhua, from the countryside. My parents are forcing me to marry Da Niu from the next village. I fled to the city to work… I can’t even speak Mandarin. *shy emoji** Thus began a bizarre online romance between the desperate Xia Chunnong and the scammer. Thirty days in, her bestie texted her from a chartered flight abroad: *Girl, your GF! Main job: pilot. Side hustle: airline CEO. 178 cm tall, speaks 18 languages! A total babe!* Attached was a photo of the pilot sipping coffee in her crisp white uniform, golden epaulets gleaming, a captain’s cap shadowing sharp, captivating eyes. Her long legs, impeccably clad, bore not a single wrinkle. Xia Chunnong’s hands trembled as she stared. *Gorgeous, sure—but she deceived my innocent heart!* Her friend advised: *No sweat. Even if you’re “from the village,” someone there can afford a private jet! Wear a red peony-patterned coat, blue rain boots, a red headscarf, and carry a $$$ woven bag stuffed with veggies. Tell her your village struck gold—GDP booming, everyone’s thriving. Don’t worry about looking rustic; your beauty’ll sell it. She’ll eat up the “pure country girl” act. Easy win.* ~~~ That day, Xia Chunnong, defenseless against beauty, joined her friend to meet the pilot. The captain, unfazed, treated her to coffee and cookies. Mistaking her silence for muteness, she gifted her a writing pad, praising: *Your Mandarin may be shaky, but your handwriting’s flawless.* The “Chunhua” persona was a hit. Xia Chunnong gloated internally. After dinner, the pilot offered to drive her home. At the doorstep, recalling her mansion’s lack of a helipad, Xia Chunnong blurted in perfect Mandarin: *Sis, our village has no landing pad. Where’ll your plane park?* The pilot eyed her, lips parting slowly: *I don’t just fly planes. I drive cars too.* Talks collapsed. The beauty left—but not without snatching the cabbages from Xia Chunnong’s bag. Just as love seemed doomed… That night, a melancholic Xia Chunnong received a text: *Chunhua, your earnest, temptation-resistant act today was adorable. Wanna kiss you.* ~~~ Later… Visiting relatives for New Year’s, the pilot dropped by a neighbor’s—where a certain young mistress lounged, editing shamelessly flirty photos for her. *A ding echoed as the text sent.* The mistress, spotting the pilot, frantically grabbed a broom and mop, scrubbing the house spotless before texting: *So embarrassed you saw me working as a maid here.* Nanshi Yue: *My heart aches. Come home. I’ll fly planes to spoil you.*