爆笑 Novels

A story about two CEOs who have been married for seven years; the husband, who is afraid of his wife, gets a brain injury and suddenly becomes a genuinely overbearing CEO with a quirky personality.

Completed! Please do not read pirated versions!! [Synopsis]:Xue Youka had a urological surgery in elementary school, which resulted in him, a boy, having to wear his cousin's skirts the entire summer.While staying at his grandfather’s house in the countryside, a young master who had never lifted a finger since birth took a liking to him dressed in girls' clothing...In order to earn a spicy strip and ice cream worth one yuan, Xue Youka used his cousin’s name to play house with him as his little girlfriend, and the other party even sincerely promised to marry him in the future.Xue Youka happily nodded while biting the ice cream, "Brother, this is so delicious! Can you buy me another one?"When they parted, both were reluctant to leave, Xue Youka thought woefully about the loss of his spicy strip, while the young master sadly thought he wouldn't see his cute girlfriend until the next winter vacation.Many years later, the young master, who still couldn’t forget his little girlfriend, saw in the university campus a junior who looked like his long-lost little girlfriend.Young master: Hmm???No cross-dressing, no substitute tropeThis novel does not advocate early romance/no early romance plot, minors do not engage in romantic relationships.Trigger warning: There is a major time-related plot device midway! All other warnings are in the synopsis, those cautious should avoid.

Less than two years after the third prince ascended the throne, he forced Prince Ning into rebellion by diminishing his power. Xue Yao finished reading the book “One Hand Covers the Sky” in one night. Prince Ning’s counterattack was so captivating that it made him shout with excitement, even finding the prince’s grudges and pettiness especially charming! However, the moment Xue Yao found himself inside the book, he was teaming up with the third prince to smash the young Prince Ning's wooden toy horse. Seeing little Prince Ning crying beside him like a pig being slaughtered, Xue Yao felt he wouldn’t survive to the next episode. Guidelines for Use: ① Focus on "Cute Daily Life," "Heartwarming Comedy," and "Main Storyline," with a tendency towards ensemble cast ② Dragon Overlord Cub Raising Guidelines ③ Task for Eighteenth Line Cannon Fodder to Redeem Themselves, Reward Exchange System ④ Cute daily life leans towards plot; stop if only interested in the romantic line ⑤ Not an all-encompassing BL; an important supporting character is a straight man with a wife

Introduction: Jiang Zicheng has possessed a special ability since childhood: whenever he makes eye contact with a person (or animal), he has three chances to see that person's future. With this skill, he navigates the entertainment industry smoothly, avoiding numerous risks. His debut film was a niche art film that unexpectedly won the Golden Lion Award for Best Film. When promising film projects couldn't secure investments, he took a trip to the horse racing track and came back with a bundle of cash. He casually invested in a restaurant, which expanded its branches all over within two years, making a fortune. One day, at a dinner party, Jiang Zicheng met a key figure in the industry, who was also destined to become his future boss. Eye contact... ... Huh??? In the future he saw, why was he kneeling at the man's suit pants, pitifully begging to be spared? Instructions for Using the Foresight Ability: 1. Eye contact must be held for ten seconds. 2. The content seen is random. 3. Each person/animal can only foresee three segments of their future. 4. The ability cannot be triggered through lenses (including contact lenses and colored contacts). 5. ...?

After Li Xiangfu transmigrated to a matriarchal country, he finally came back!Compelled by life, during those years of transmigration, he became proficient in all the arts: music, chess, calligraphy, and painting. His skills in embroidery and cooking were unparalleled, and he managed the household effortlessly.###The Li family's little master, rotten to the core and intent on seizing the family fortune, was exiled abroad. A few years later, he returns, and everyone is waiting to see him cause trouble.However, what they receive is:Playing the guqin in the morning, double-sided embroidery at noon, and washing hands to make soup in the evening.Li Xiangfu: Peaceful and unassuming like a chrysanthemum, without desire or pursuit, I am serene, do not disturb or involve me.Later:The stern and strict eldest master of the Li family: ...Little brother, go clubbing.The cold and self-possessed second master of the Li family: ...Little brother, go fall in love.The exasperated patriarch of the Li family: ...Son, go live a little.###One day, the head of the Qin family visits and speaks about a marriage alliance.Master Li: "I only have one daughter, we have to ask her first."Qin Jin: "No need, I have my eye on your youngest son."Master Li: "...Then you'll have to take a number. You're the twenty-ninth person interested in a blind date with him this year.""..."

Once upon a time, there was a very unskilled little werewolf who could only grow small wolf ears and a tiny wolf tail when transforming... Three couples~ Everyone joyfully ships them~ Fluffy, silly sweetness with zero plot~_(:з」∠)_ Everyone has unexpected charm—no one’s vibe is normal~

Blurb 1: Campus heartthrob, icy beauty top (Xiao Yiheng) x Swimming champion, little tyrant bottom (Li Cheng) Li Cheng is an omega, but he is incredibly powerful just like an Alpha. He’s the one who calls teachers "bro," the one who leaves everyone in the dust in competitions, and the one who’s got 80 beta lackeys under his command. Then one day, Li Cheng makes a grand announcement—he’s dead set on pursuing the school’s heartthrob-level alpha, Xiao Yiheng, and will make him his! "Xiao Yiheng—smart, handsome, tall! Plus, he’s got long legs and a perky butt, so you know he’s got stamina!! Only an alpha like this is worthy of me!" Legs-long-butt-perky-stamina-strong Xiao Yiheng: "..." To prove his determination, Li Cheng vows to bring Xiao Yiheng a homemade lunch every morning. But the next day—Li Cheng stays up gaming and doesn’t get out of bed. Third day—he parties all night and doesn’t get out of bed. Fourth day—he brawls with a rival school, doesn’t get out of bed. Fifth day... sixth day... seventh day... Just as Li Cheng has long forgotten his pursuit plan, Xiao Yiheng corners him in the locker room before swim class. "X-Xiao Yiheng, what the hell do you want with me?!" "Waiting for your lunch, I haven’t had breakfast in a whole week," Xiao Yiheng says coolly, lips quirking slightly. "But your pheromones… smell delicious." Blurb 2: *The National Health Education Textbook* states that most omegas have glands at the nape of their necks, swelling red and hot during heat. But one in a hundred thousand is different. Li Cheng is that one in a hundred thousand. And his gland is located... Bracing himself, Li Cheng grabs Xiao Yiheng’s hand and presses it firmly against himself. "—Mine is here." Now, Xiao Yiheng is the first alpha in the world to know this secret. And he won’t just know it—he’ll claim it. (The gland’s location isn’t spoiled—read on to find out!)

After being kept as a substitute for a year, the CEO's Unattainable Love returns, putting the substitute at risk of unemployment! Dog-like top X corporate slave bottom

Lin Jindu transmigrated into a cliche novel titled "Moonlight on the Horizon" with the help of a system, becoming the cannon fodder villain who shares the same name. After the death of the "white moonlight," the male lead and supporting male character found Lin Jindu as a substitute. In the book, he flattered the powerful and trampled on the weak, committing all sorts of evils, ultimately being cast into the dust when the white moonlight returned.The original male lead, Yu Yizhi, had an obsessive and extreme personality, throwing a wad of cash at Lin Jindu with a warning: "If you don’t play your part well, pack up and leave." Using the system’s disguise feature, Lin Jindu confronted Yu Yizhi at his doorstep the night he returned from a business trip. Under the streetlight, his face, identical to the white moonlight’s, looked pale and terrifying. Yu Yizhi, already sleep-deprived and having just finished a business negotiation, fainted on the spot. Lin Jindu gazed at the unconscious man and said eerily, "Brother, I’ve had plastic surgery to look like him. For love, brother, look at me!"The second male lead, Ran Yuanqing, appeared gentle on the surface but was actually a voice-obsessed scumbag, often staring at Lin Jindu’s face and saying, "It’s a pity…" Pity that your voice isn’t like his. On his birthday, Ran Yuanqing, as usual, looked at Lin Jindu’s face and thought of someone else: "I hope you’re happy in heaven." After blowing out the candles, "Happy birthday," the voice of the deceased white moonlight echoed coldly in his ear. Stunned, Ran Yuanqing fainted. Lin Jindu looked at the unconscious man and said coolly, "Brother, the vocal cord surgery worked wonders, do you like it? For love, brother, look at me!"Shortly after the first male lead was discharged from the hospital, the second male lead was carried into the hospital. Not long after the second male lead was discharged, the third male lead enjoyed a one-day hospital trip....In less than two months, Lin Jindu became infamous in the wealthy circle! Just as everyone speculated who would be the next victim, Lin Jindu announced his engagement, holding hands with a true tycoon: "Everyone, I’m about to retire from the world for love!"

Others play substitutes, hopelessly in love with domineering CEOs. Xue Yingshuang plays a substitute, hopelessly in love with Xing Yun...'s direct deposits.Others wish to never part with the CEOs.Xue Yingshuang clocks off on time.When the domineering CEO's white moonlight returns, other substitutes are heartbroken and jealous, eventually leaving.When Xing Yun's white moonlight returns, Xue Yingshuang remains unaffected, serving earnestly and excelling at work.Xing Yun: Little substitute, is this your trick to seduce me?Xue Yingshuang: Misunderstanding.Xing Yun: You plan to endure and leave quietly, driving me crazy?Xue Yingshuang: Overthinking. Why would I leave? I still need half a year of social security to claim unemployment benefits.Xing Yun: ?Xue Yingshuang: I also haven't received my year-end bonus from you.Xing Yun: ??Xue Yingshuang: And I haven't taken my paid annual leave.Xing Yun: ???Xue Yingshuang: Let's talk after I get the money and the leave.

What’s it like to be reborn into a cringe-worthy, poorly-edited drama? From a general hiding swords in his pants, to a princess competing to be the top courtesan, an emperor who refers to himself by his posthumous title, and a blurry crowd of faceless extras… Even worse, Cheng Yan realizes he’s been cast as a villainous cannon fodder destined to be humiliated by the upright, morally flawless loyalist. *Cheng Yan: I had a heart loyal to my country and king! Why does the script force me to play the traitor?* To reclaim his dignity, Cheng Yan embarks on the imperial examinations, climbing the political ladder until he holds immense power—etched forever into history. *Loyalist: What about me? Cheng Yan: You get a place in the unofficial records. Loyalist: …*

Qiu Qiu comes from a scholarly family—handsome, kind-hearted, academically outstanding, with a sweet dimpled smile, a beautiful singing voice, and skilled at playing the guitar. Then the domineering CEO Fu Rui'en took a liking to him... Fu Rui'en: "Qiu Qiu, I want to 'sponsor' you." Qiu Qiu: "Huh? Are you giving me a scholarship? Yay, sure!" Thus, in a classic case of two people talking past each other, they ended up together... ... Three months later. Fu Rui'en: "Are you stupid? If I weren’t keeping you, why would you call me 'sugar daddy'?" Qiu Qiu: "I just thought since you’re forty and still unmarried, you should experience the warmth of family!" Fu Rui'en: "...???" Qiu Qiu: "You don’t even have a partner, yet you get a flawless, top-scoring, handsome son for free—where else would you find such a good deal?"

What’s it like to experience public humiliation before the entire universe? Xia Yang transmigrates into a wild red panda, discovering that the fierce beasts here are a bit silly—as long as he acts cute and rolls around, they won’t bite him and even give him food. Xia Yang: Heaven! A day spent petting a fluffy creature until it’s bald! Suddenly, devastating news arrives: this is a popular interstellar survival show, and the camera around his neck isn’t a wildlife conservation observation device but a live broadcast one. The fierce beasts he’s been kissing and snuggling with are actually contestants, real people outside the show. In short, the little red panda has now become a notorious playboy, and everyone is searching for him. Post-show interviews reveal that the handsome guys charmed by the red panda all say: It doesn’t matter who takes the prize, I just want the red panda’s contact info—he’s too good. Xia Yang: … Is it too late to run away with a train overnight?

As the title says, my roommate is 1.85m tall and just retired from the military; I'm a shut-in with zero combat skills. I wrote him into my story as a powerful bottom and explicitly described all kinds of NSFW scenes with him, multiple times with various kinks. Now, my roommate is looking at me very strangely. Genuinely seeking solutions—don’t reply if you’re just here for the drama, thanks!

**Five days and four nights of a large-scale matchmaking event, only to discover that their roommate is their ideal match.** **Yet they believe their bromance is just a sincere, passionate, fiery friendship!!!** **【Tagline】:** We try so hard to pretend we're not in love.

Campus bully Lu Rong keeps a low profile, quietly amassing wealth through his hard work and wit, transforming the school’s underworld forces into a money-making machine. He’s hailed as the business leader of Chengnan High School. One day, the rich and handsome school idol Ji Wenfeng makes a grand entrance, causing a stir with his stunning looks and terrifying financial power. Lu Rong exclaims, “What’s so great about being a rich second-gen?!” But when he returns home, he finds out his aunt has married Ji Wenfeng’s father. Now, he has to tag along as an unwanted stepchild—eating Ji Wenfeng’s food, riding in Ji Wenfeng’s car, and living under Ji Wenfeng’s roof. Ji Wenfeng sneers, “What’s so great about being a rich second-gen?” Lu Rong: *“…It’s pretty great.”* Ji Wenfeng: “You’re just a little brother.” Lu Rong: *“Big brother~”* Ji Wenfeng: “In this house, you obey me. From now on, you’re my little slave.” Lu Rong nods meekly: *“Okay, I’ll go wash your clothes then~”* —Only to mercilessly auction off Ji Wenfeng’s wardrobe the next second: *“Genuine limited-edition hoodies fresh off the school idol—starting bid ￥3,500! Don’t miss out!”*

"Dumb and Dumb" Yuan Chaoyu transmigrates into a cannon fodder bottom character in an old-fashioned melodramatic novel. And he's currently pregnant. His husband is the "global economic overlord" Dongfang Boyan, a cold and obsessive tycoon who doesn’t love him—their marriage is just for appearances. In the book, the original host tries desperately to win Dongfang Boyan’s heart, only to end up in a mental institution, while his child ends up calling the protagonist bottom 'Dad.' Yuan Chaoyu: So scary! I’m divorcing him and taking the baby far away from those two scumbags! Just remember to transfer the alimony on time, and I’ll never bother you again! Dongfang Boyan: Divorce? Hmm, still dreaming? *Mwah!* Sweetheart, go back to sleep—I’ll change the baby’s diaper.

Sweet and hilarious. The protagonist bottom, equipped with a redemption system, transmigrates into a book! The redemption target is a blackened, obsessive top with a danger rating of five stars. The goal is to redeem him and achieve a HE ending~ The original plot is full of drama. After the top turns dark, his possessiveness and jealousy skyrocket, hiding the protagonist bottom away and forbidding anyone from seeing them. Protagonist bottom: No worries! I’m a total shut-in anyway—no going out, no socializing, just eating and sleeping. Isn’t this my dream life? Someone, bring me the shut-in happy juice! N days later. Top: Something feels off... Mini Skits: 1. Top: You’re mine alone. From now on, just look at me, okay? Rely only on me. Don’t go out, don’t smile at others, and don’t run away… Let me take care of you forever. Protagonist bottom: Sure! System: Host, you’re doing great! Keep it up! 2. Top: ...Hey, the weather’s nice today. Want to go for a walk? Protagonist bottom: No! If I get sunlight, I’ll melt! Ah—! Top: Be good, stop joking. You’re not a vampire... Protagonist bottom: You’ve changed! You weren’t like this before! System: Host, snap out of it!

Gu Rong could come back to life after death. Starting from his first accidental death, he would revive every time he died. A fortune-teller once told him his fate was unlucky and that he needed a softer name, or he would die young. Gu Rong didn’t believe it and insisted on changing his name. The next day, he died from a flowerpot smashing him on the way to the hospital for his sore butt. He was reborn the night before his death. Unconvinced, he took a taxi this time—only to perish in a car crash. On his third rebirth, he walked for five hours to the hospital gate but was stabbed to death in a medical dispute and sent straight to the morgue. The fourth time... Gu Rong finally accepted his fate, but even changing his name back didn’t help. Skipping the hospital meant instant death, yet going meant certain doom. Though he’d revive, Gu Rong—who’d never suffered such humiliation—cried under his blankets at night. His usually hostile roommate overheard and, in a rare moment of pity, took him to the hospital. This time, they arrived safely, and Gu Rong was admitted. Gu Rong: Could it be that staying with him keeps me from dying? Later— Shen Queji’s thoughts: My health-obsessed rival roommate has been clinging to me lately. Does he want to... Shen Queji’s words: Can you stop hugging me? Get your legs off, hands off, and stop biting me!

Synopsis: He Jia, a professional slacker in the male-oriented fiction world, gets exiled to the Quick Transmigration Bureau’s "Fill-in-the-Pit" department after offending the domineering CEO male lead from Green JJ. Countless authors have abandoned their stories here, leaving countless pitiful fictional characters trapped. He Jia fumes with righteous anger: "How could this happen?!" Facing the mournful gazes of countless male leads, He Jia pats their shoulders: "Bro, don’t worry. I’ll save you." He Jia swears he just wants to complete the abandoned plots, rescue the poor male leads, and return to the male-oriented fiction world as soon as possible. Little did he expect the male leads he kept calling "bro" would start looking at him... differently. * "Back then, nobody told me I was transmigrating into BL novels." Years later, He Jia lights a cigarette, clutching his sore waist as he gazes sorrowfully at the sky: "...I guess this is what they call ‘bending with the wind.’" 1v1, crack-filled sweet romance, fast-paced quick transmigration, ML (male lead) has multiple personas. World 1: The Sweet Romance Male Lead Is Actually Me World 2: The Canary Is Actually Me World 3: The Healing Type Is Actually Me World 4: The Pure High Schooler Is Actually Me World 5: The Scum Male Is Actually Me P.S.: This is an expanded version of a draft previously posted on XQ~ If it seems familiar, yes, it’s indeed by the same person (covers face). Recommended work by my friend: 《The Beauty Master Tears Up the Cannon Fodder Script [Transmigration]》by Belly Has a Pond