Your Husband Is Frail and Ailing
Yu Xi Qiu Qiu
Rong Tang once read a book. In the book, the antagonist Su Huaijing was a prodigy, a typical representative of beauty, strength, and tragedy, with a high-IQ revenge-driven character. Sadly, the character fell apart and met a tragic end. One day, Rong Tang transmigrated into the book, becoming the terminally ill cannon fodder character who shared his name and died early. He was also bound to a system tasked with saving the male lead, and he reincarnated three times. The first time, he faithfully followed the male lead, helping him dodge schemes from cannon fodder characters and the antagonist, only to be poisoned to death—mission failed. The second time, he worked on two fronts, assisting the male lead while also approaching the antagonist, only to be stabbed to death by the male lead—mission failed. By the third reincarnation, Rong Tang thought, "Screw the male lead, I’m not saving him anymore." So, on the night when the antagonist Su Huaijing was drugged and tied up, Rong Tang, coughing as if he had tuberculosis, barged into the brothel room, neutralized the drug, and earnestly asked, "Will you marry me?" Su Huaijing: "?" Rong Tang’s illness was incurable, but he accompanied Su Huaijing throughout his journey, often whispering in his ear, "Don’t worry, when I die, all my assets will be yours." By the time the situation stabilized, on the eve of Su Huaijing’s ascension to the throne, the mission miraculously completed. Overjoyed, Rong Tang, to protect the emperor’s reputation, faked his death and ran away without a second thought. But before he could leave the capital, the emperor’s guards surrounded him, hawks circled above, dogs drooled, and officials knelt on both sides. The small donkey Rong Tang had bought on the way sneezed in terror. The emperor, dressed in bright imperial robes, stepped forward with a smile and asked gently, "Husband, are you abandoning your wife and child after leading them astray?" Rong Tang: "?" Can you even give birth? Wait, no! Is it appropriate for a top to so deeply embody the wife role!? The emperor walked up to him, raised his head, and smiled, "Come back with me, and I’ll share half this world with you." Mini Scenes: One day, after dinner, Rong Tang lay in the yard cooling off, as usual discussing the future with Su Huaijing. "I probably only have two years left. Remember to reclaim the estate in Longxi—" Su Huaijing expressionlessly forced a bowl of bitter medicine down his throat. Another day, Rong Tang finished reading a novel and huddled by the fireplace for warmth, seriously bidding farewell to Su Huaijing. "I likely only have two months left. If the house in the west of the city is too small for you, I bought another one in the south—" Su Huaijing, through gritted teeth, fed him three fist-sized pills. Yet another day, in the imperial garden where the lotus flowers were in full bloom, Rong Tang sat by the bridge eating lotus pastries. "I might die tomorrow. Remember to bury me—" Su Huaijing, unable to tolerate it any longer, leaned down and silenced him with a kiss. After a moment, the emperor, who rarely showed emotion, slowly pulled back and looked at his consort, "Did I ever tell you that I’m the best physician in Da Yu?" "If you say that again, I’ll consider it medical malpractice." This world is ours to share, this land ours to rest upon together.