生子 Novels

Everyone knows that the Obstetrics and Gynecology Department of Jihua Hospital affiliated with A Medical University has two deputy chief physicians who never see eye to eye.Jiang Xu and Shen Fangyu have been fiercely competing with each other—from their first year in university to their PhD graduation, and even through residency and job title evaluations. If one scored 96, the other scored 97. It was a relentless battle, each unwilling to let the other outdo him.In the end, they even had their eyes on the same girl.Unexpectedly, before their competition yielded any results, the girl came out as gay, holding her same-sex girlfriend’s hand and smiling cheerfully in front of them.After three months of pointless rivalry, the two straight men were devastated. Drowning their sorrows in alcohol, they drunkenly ended up in bed together.The next morning, Jiang Xu struggled to get up, his back almost broken. After a brief mental breakdown, he resolutely decided to forget the whole incident.Three months later, noticing his abs were gone, Jiang Xu looked at his urine test report, unable to believe his eyes as he looked in the mirror."Ugh—"First confrontation–Shen Fangyu touched Jiang Xu’s forehead, “You don’t have a fever. Is today April Fool’s Day?”Then his face was swollen for seven days.First time calculating the due date–Shen Fangyu couldn’t help but laugh: "How about that, the due date is really on April Fool’s Day."Jiang Xu, with a cold face, replied: "It only shows that our encounter was a joke."On April Fool’s Day–The strong smell of alcohol filled the air. Jiang Xu asked irritably, "Can you do this?"Dr. Shen, always the cheeky one, replied: "Don’t worry. I swear by my years of medical practice, if you don’t make it off the operating table alive, I’ll pay for your burial plot."Jiang Xu turned his head: "Who the hell is afraid—"An oxygen mask was placed over Jiang Xu’s face, silencing him."I can’t kiss you now, but I’ll always be with you."As the sharp scalpel sliced through his lover’s body, Dr. Shen’s usual nonchalance was replaced with pure love in his eyes."Though this child is born on April Fool’s Day, believe me, I’m not here to joke around.""Dr. Jiang," Shen Fangyu said, "I love you."Guidelines:1. Sweet, exciting, HE, both are virgins.2. Continuously icy, intermittently queenly bottom × continuously goofy, intermittently loyal top.3. Written for relaxation, sweet and pampering, career plot is SFW.4. Medical professionals and hardcore researchers beware, logical absolute purists beware. However hard I try to rationalize men getting pregnant, it’s inherently illogical.5. Main storyline goes up to the delivery; parenting is in the extras and won’t be extensive. Be mindful if you’re sensitive.6. Setting is fictional, fictional, fictional! Important things said three times. The hospital system in the story loosely references our country’s system but has been modified for the plot, so please consider it a parallel universe. Don’t nitpick, if you nitpick, you’re right.7. Open to guidance, not to uninformed interference; open to identifying issues, not to imagined problems.8. [Highlight] The bottom's career is not affected by pregnancy and childbirth. Any imagined plot to the contrary is your own; don’t impose it on my work, thank you.Prequel "Glory Returns: My Ship Became Canon," please bookmark~Superstar Fu Xinghui is known within the industry as a model worker. In his thirteen-year career, through sheer hard work, he has become the company’s most profitable star.The boss, having made a fortune thanks to this model employee, realized that Fu Xinghui was almost thirty and had never been in a relationship. So, he decisively sent him to a dating reality show.All the female guests on the show were stunningly beautiful, but shockingly, Fu Xinghui ended up being interested in a male guest.The male guest was none other than Ji Lang, his co-star from his debut movie, who he hadn’t seen in ten years.Ten years ago, fans thought Fu Xinghui and Ji Lang were a real couple, but they swiftly ended the rumors and had no contact since.Ten years later, fans had accepted the reality that they were not familiar with each other. But after the show, Ji Lang confessed to Fu Xinghui.Fu Xinghui remembered that when Ji Lang was sixteen, he was sick and feverish, lying in bed with misty eyes, asking, "Bro, do you take care of other people like this? Are you this good to your other brothers?"Like a pitiful, wet kitten.But Fu Xinghui didn’t expect that someday, this kitten would grow into a mighty tiger.Until twenty-six-year-old Ji Lang pinned him to the bed, eyes still red and voice slightly hoarse, but what came out was a close, intimate threat.“Bro, if I’d known you liked this…”He said, “I wouldn’t have pretended anymore.”

Heir Lin Songyu becomes comatose after a car accident. "Heaven's Will" approaches him, revealing that the world's favored son, Xie Zuo, was also gravely injured in the same crash. Born parentless, Xie Zuo needs care until recovery to prevent destabilizing the world order. Lin Songyu: *Me? Serve someone else?* Heaven's Will: *"Do you want to wake up?"* Lin Songyu reluctantly agrees—but insists on a new face. There's no way he’d wait on some penniless brat with his real identity exposed. Later, he not only tends to Xie Zuo but also bears his child before being forced to fake his death. ... Xie Zuo, orphaned and widowed young, struggles alone in poverty raising his child. When his son falls ill during an unavoidable academic conference, he reluctantly brings the boy along. Midway, the doors swing open, and the late-arriving investor commands the spotlight. The arrogant Lin Songyu’s gaze locks onto the child cowering by the wall. Spotting him, the little boy hides behind heavy curtains, sneezing from dust, eyes reddening. Lin Songyu’s face darkens. "Sorry." Xie Zuo carries his son away. Onlookers assume Lin Songyu dislikes unprofessionalism and flatter, *"Ban him from future meetings."* "Shut up." Frozen in place, Lin Songyu sees only those teary young eyes and hears the man’s soft apology. *Who are they? Why does his heart ache?*

Changxia arrived at the Pei family as a child bride, where he had enough to eat and wear, but the most important task was learning to care for his five-year-old "husband." Five-year-old Pei Yao no longer wore open-crotch pants. Tipping his chubby chin up, he scrutinized Changxia, who stood slightly taller than him, and puckered his lips in displeasure. Terms like "husband" and "child bride" meant nothing to him—all he wanted was to play. Changxia couldn't control Pei Yao. Despite being three years younger, the boy was as wild as a boar, running and jumping everywhere, impossible to restrain. Frustrated to tears, he could only run home to his father, who then beat Pei Yao. From then on, Pei Yao held a grudge against him. Clumsy with words and slow-witted, Changxia knew Pei Yao disliked him. But the Pei family had bought him, so this was now his home. Besides tending to Pei Yao as his child bride, he worked hard in the fields and gardens, praying for good weather and bountiful harvests every year. Pei Yao, small but shrewd, had always loved beautiful things and people. With a sweet tongue, he charmed brothers, sisters, and cousins. By his teens, he'd grown tall and lanky, turning into a strikingly handsome youth. Changxia, on the other hand, kept his head down and focused solely on labor. Over the years, his hands grew rough, his looks plain, and he remained unliked by Pei Yao. Seeing this, Pei Yao’s father knew forcing fate was futile. Now that the family had saved money, he figured it best to arrange separate marriages for them—lest they grow to hate each other. But before any matchmaking could take root, the father accidentally overheard Pei Yao coaxing Changxia into kissing him and nearly fainted on the spot.

Jiang Rong was born into a world where every family hoped for an Alpha or Omega child, but by eighteen, he had only become an unremarkable Beta, earning him nothing but cold indifference—even outright neglect—from his parents. Then fate seemed to smile upon him. Early in his sophomore year, he transmigrated into a world with only two genders: male and female. Taking over the life of a student with the same name, he finally breathed the fresh air of gender liberation. Until one day, when his roommate told him he smelled sweet. In a world without Alphas… he had presented as an Omega. — One evening, Jiang Rong went to a bar to pick up his heartbroken, drunk roommate. But his heat cycle arrived right on schedule, leaving him trapped in a desperate situation—until he ran into his roommate’s friend, a guy he barely knew, yet whose scent was unmistakably alluring. Dragging the man to a nearby hotel, he didn’t let go for three whole days. The man was none other than He Siming, their university’s famously aloof heartthrob. As they parted, Jiang Rong spotted the trash can and panicked: "We skipped protection a few times, didn’t we?" A visibly exhausted He Siming: "Yeah." Jiang Rong frantically grabbed his hair: "Shit. I could be pregnant." He Siming: ??? You’re a man. Not happening. One month later. He Siming stared at Jiang Rong’s positive pregnancy test: "…"

Shi Yu always thought he was just an ordinary office worker. After transmigrating, he stayed vigilant in this dangerous world, living a routine, unambitious life. Apart from anonymous food livestreams online, he avoided going out whenever possible, determined never to cross paths with the main characters. Until one day, he realized—he seemed to be… pregnant. His stomach slightly bulged, the tiny mass inside pulsing gently. Only when waves of unsettling warmth spread through him did Shi Yu realize—his body now housed an indescribable… little monster. ... *Chaos and Malevolence* was a bestselling Lovecraftian horror novel, quickly claiming the top spot in annual sales. Sang Huaiyu was its absolute protagonist. As the universally adored lead of this cosmic horror story, Sang Huaiyu had countless admirers—not just for his breathtaking looks, but for his mesmerizing charisma. Fu Nanyao, the pillar of the Supernatural Association, saw him as salvation. The ultra-talented doctor Shen Yan secretly pined for him. Even the arrogant geniuses bowed their heads in his presence. Everyone believed—Sang Huaiyu would be the world’s savior, leading humanity into the light. Only Shi Yu, the transmigrator, knew the truth: Sang Huaiyu, the so-called "top supernatural," was not human at all. He was the gentle, radiant beacon of humanity—and also the unfathomable eldritch god. The salvation the main cast worshiped was no salvation, but a terror far deeper than the existing horrors. And the scariest part? No one else knew. —Except Shi Yu. Haunted by the knowledge of this terrifying protagonist, Shi Yu kept his head down after transmigrating, determined to stay an inconspicuous side character and avoid all deadly plotlines. But after his birthday, he failed to notice—the aura of the monster in his belly was starting to resemble the eldritch god from the novel more and more… Then one night, the dapper, bewitching protagonist knocked on his door, gazed at his stomach, and smiled softly: "Hello, perhaps it’s time we formally met. I am, in the biological sense—your child’s father." Shi Yu: ???!!!

Transmigrated into the body of a puppet emperor lingering in the opera garden, the regent is strong and cunning, pressing step by step. On the first day of ditching and sneaking out of the palace, he picked up a very handsome fool. The fool was poisoned by ×, and Chu Zhaoyou, being soft-hearted, was caught for detoxification. Later, he discovered that this fool was the regent and cried upon learning the truth.It is said that the regent would search the world for someone, and upon finding them, would cherish them immensely. Chu Zhaoyou: Forget it, he even threatened me to abdicate today.At the beginning.Chu Zhaoyou: I have to hide it, being a puppet is already unworthy of ancestors, becoming the regent's male concubine is even worse.Later, he discovered he could get pregnant.Chu Zhaoyou: I have to hide it, the regent is ambitious, once the crown prince is born, my life will be over.Later again, his belly grew big.Chu Zhaoyou: I have to hide it... sob, can't hide it anymore.Searching through the crowd for him thousands of times.Silently pampering top × completely insensitive to the emperor bottom.

Du Yunsheng has regretted more than once provoking Teng Zhiqing, the enigmatic young man from the Miao village two years ago.Original name was harmonious, changed the name.Warnings:1. Short story, about 30,000 words.2. Possibly contains male pregnancy, depending on the situation.3. The receiver character is slightly scummy, inspired by Ada Choi's "Sin Debt," where she plays a beautifully pathological and obsessive Miao girl. TvT.

Meng Luo's little ambition—to become a prominent general or minister and leave a name in history. Just as he was diligently climbing the ranks, his belly grew big. A wise man knows when to yield. Meng Luo decisively fled with the "ball." Halfway, obliged by a favor, he had no choice but to return under a new alias. But this identity seemed to have a flaw—the entire capital knew he was impotent! Meng Luo: "...Life is so unforgiving." Not long after Chu Huaiyin ascended the throne, A distant official returned to the capital, exposing a long-planned rebellion. Rapid promotions followed, eventually making him chancellor. Only... he bore a striking resemblance to Meng Luo. Chu Huaiyin: "Minister, haven’t we met before?" Meng Luo covered his belly and took two steps back: "I’m impotent! I didn’t! Don’t slander me!"

Hamster spirit Shu Shu only needs to survive the heavenly tribulation to cultivate into a human form, but the tribulation unexpectedly transports him to... the future? Feeling the hamster ears on his head, Shu Shu decides to dig a hole and hide in the forest to avoid being seen as a monster, but instead... a huge snake appears! Please don't eat me!The crown prince of an alien empire has become a fallen beast, unable to revert to human form due to severe injuries, and lives alone in the forest. One day, he sees a cute sub-human appearing in the forest, who rolls his eyes and faints upon seeing him... Scared to death?Shu Shu: I have a unique ability to feign death.

Shen Junyi has always been at odds with the professor in the school laboratory, and they fight whenever they meet. Professor Fu has strict rules and prohibits everything. Once, Shen Junyi accidentally encounters the exposed Professor Fu, who clings to him and doesn't let him go, behaving so obediently as if he were a different person. Shen Junyi deliberately teases, "Professor, do you need a suppressant?"---Later. Professor Fu is bitten every day by him before going out to teach, injecting a little pheromone, "What are you doing?!"Shen Junyi licks his canine teeth, "Protecting my food."

The great beauty, gentle and elegant, actually just wants to retire and enjoy her life.On the surface: The scheming beauty is climbing up the social ladder again, smiling so charmingly at the party.In reality: Cheers to finishing this drink and retiring.However, the drink was drugged, and she ended up on the wrong floor, being taken advantage of all night. CEO Lu unilaterally announces that he will compensate her. Lu Qin: Offer him a drama, let him endorse things... but no entanglements. The great beauty being chased with resources: ? Stay away from me!Helplessly, the domineering CEO is unreasonable, and the great beauty reluctantly shoots another film, only to find out halfway that she's pregnant.The great beauty is shocked and dumbfounded, while Lu Qin blocks her on the set every day: I'll invest in another film for you, and we'll be even.Pei Rong: Is it never-ending?! She runs away.President Lu gradually realizing his feelings: Where's my significant other??Two years later, the great beauty proactively brings back the unwanted kid.“Can't look away for even a second, and he's eating grass off the ground.”“This kid can't be kept.”“It's your family’s species, you raise it.”The dog man and the unwanted son look at each other.Then, using some advanced parenting skills, they gain some status in the heart of the great beauty.Surface noble but actually rough seme* scheming but actually just wants to retire salted fish beauty uke.Warnings: Old-fashioned genius baby, but not to the extent of playing a hacker.——————————Completed work "Irritable E-sports God Becomes a Wealthy Stepmom"One minute leading the team to win the E-sports World Cup, the next becomes a virtuous stepmom of a wealthy family.Zhong Lu: Am I tired of living?Slept until noon, poured a glass of water, stood behind the internet-addicted stepson watching him play games, ten seconds later, Zhong Lu calmly commented: Noob.Cheap son: ???*Huo Zhehan, in order to discipline his spoiled son, marries an educational psychologist by contract.After a day of meetings, he opens the camera to check on the educator's progress with his son.The warm scene of tutoring did not appear.The living room looked like a bomb site, the educator verbally attacking while his son jumped around.Huo Zhehan calmly presses the exit button and reenters.Miracles did not happen.*Zhong Lu partied for a summer, and when preparing for divorce, finds a prenuptial agreement during a big cleaning.“Party B must tutor Huo Yu to get into college, with a baseline task of completing Huo Yu's summer homework.”Penalty fee of 30 million.He grabs the cheap son: “How much summer homework is left?”“Twenty essays, eight exercise books...you're going to teach me?”Academic underachiever Zhong Lu: …”Huo Zhehan returning from a business trip: “Just in time, I don’t want a divorce either.

CP: Delicate and gentle beauty (uke) x Gloomy and fierce emperor (seme)It is rumored that the Northern War Lord is violent and moody, with countless deaths at his hands. In his previous life, An Changqing believed these rumors, feared him, and never dared to look him in the eye.Only after his death did he realize that this violent man had given all his tenderness to him.Reborn on the night of his wedding, An Changqing looked at the man with fierce features and took the initiative to kiss his lips. The man frowned, pinching his chin, "Aren't you afraid of me?" An Changqing, draping his arms around the man's neck, laughed sweetly, "I'm not afraid of you, I'm just afraid of pain." And the man in front of him never bore to let him feel pain.Recently, the most talked-about event in Ye Capital was the Northern War Lord's refusal of the Empress Dowager's marriage arrangement, choosing instead a neglected concubine's son from the Prime Minister's residence as his princess. People said the concubine's son was good-looking but, unfortunately, had bad luck to catch the Northern War Lord's eye and probably wouldn't survive the wedding night. Everyone was waiting to see the Northern War Lord's joke. But they waited and waited... They waited until the Northern War King ascended the throne as emperor, until the concubine's son was made empress and exclusively favored by the emperor, until they could only prostrate themselves and proclaim "Long live the emperor and empress,” but they never got to see the expected joke.

Xian Sheng, the beloved delicate darling, has been raised as a princess in disguise since childhood to survive. One day, as war rages and his nation teeters on the brink, he climbs the city walls to cheer for his brother—only to be spotted by the enemy crown prince, whose bloodthirsty gaze pierces through the battlefield, locking onto his stunningly beautiful face. A marriage contract is signed, stirring chaos between the two kingdoms. The Northern Crown Prince craves the beauty; securing him means instant ceasefire. The Southern royal family panics—*you brute, that’s our prince you’re seizing!* To buy temporary peace, Xian Sheng reluctantly agrees to marry far from home, using his fragile health to delay exposure. But Crown Prince Zhan Zhen is ravenous—devouring him with his gaze from day one. The longer he goes unsatisfied, the fiercer his longing burns. Xian Sheng: *…Living together daily—how the hell do I keep this secret?!*

Beta He Yuan uses fake pheromones to deceive his S-grade Alpha lover. They have been in love for many years until his Alpha lover meets his destined O. He Yuan, who has always been gentle, divorced without hesitation.

To protect his country, the Prince of Nanruo, Jiang Huaichu, plans to marry the emperor of the enemy nation. He disguises his real identity, penetrates the enemy country, and becomes the top scholar, trying every means to get close to the emperor. At the Qionglin Banquet, the newly appointed top scholar is drugged and, in a daze, falls into the emperor's arms. With a jade-like face, pure and dignified, Xiao Yun sits unmoved, silently accepting a kiss, then heartlessly pushes him away. The scholar, after seeing him leave, instantly changes to an extremely aloof expression. Upon regaining his senses, the scholar is grateful for the emperor's "noble" conduct and repays him in various ways, taking care of him thoroughly but refusing any physical touch. The dignified and reserved, graceful and elegant top scholar wanders in front of him daily, and Xiao Yun gradually finds it unbearable. The top scholar is actually a spy from the rival nation, and then he's missing. After searching in vain, Xiao Yun, in anger, leads his army to the enemy nation demanding his return. The two armies face off, banners fluttering, and shouts resounding the skies. The renowned little prince of the enemy nation is helped up onto the city wall, standing against the wind...with a slightly protruding belly. Xiao Yun glances up from below the city wall, his expression freezing. He glances again, "Retreat! Retreat now, damn it!" + Alternate history, with a gentle scheming protagonist and a scheming rogue emperor, featuring male pregnancy, with both characters devoted solely to each other. + The main points of the story are outlined, with significant differences between the synopsis and the main text. Extreme control enthusiasts should be cautious. The author enjoys this trope and writes for fun; if it’s not to your taste, don't force yourself. We'll see each other again if fate allows. + Written by the well-known author Jizi Jiu.

Ji Xiu looked at his best friend, who had suddenly turned into an omega and was staring at him with green-eyed desperation due to ineffective suppressants, feeling a bit at a loss. Li Poxing: Bro, don’t dodge. Ji Xiu: …… Li Poxing: Come here, get closer. Ji Xiu: …… Li Poxing: Help me out just this once, okay? Your pheromones smell nice—I’ll just sniff, won’t touch. Promise! Ji Xiu: ……Really? **[Aftermath]** Li Poxing: Ji Xiu, if you fucking tell anyone about this, we’re done as brothers!! Ji Xiu: ……Got it. **[Three Months Later]** Ji Xiu: Bro, here’s the sour plums you wanted. Bro, why are you asleep again? Bro, did you gain weight? Bro… Are you pregnant? Li Poxing: …Huh? Preg—pregnant? What the hell? *My best friend’s pregnant with my kid. What do I do? Urgent.* Li Poxing: Xiao Xiu! Look at that omega girl—the prettiest one!! She’s looking at me! She’s looking! So nervous… How’s my hair? Ji Xiu: Shut up! Turn around! No looking! *My wife loves flirting with people right in front of me. Help, ASAP.* **[Bonus Scene]** Li Poxing: “Bullshit! You can’t get pregnant without a mark!!” Passing top student, disdainful: “Rumor. First lesson in biology.” Li Poxing kicks Ji Xiu: “Why the fuck didn’t you pay attention in class?!” Ji Xiu carefully sets the expectant father’s foot down: “…Bro, remember? You dragged me out to fight that day.” 1v1, HE, ABO.

Jiang Zhen travels back to ancient times and becomes Jiang Laoda, the neglected and exploited old bachelor in the Jiang butcher's family in Hexig Village. Although the family is well-off, Jiang Laoda works tirelessly all year without ever having a full meal. While his two younger brothers can study and marry, he starves to death... Jiang Zhen decides he can't tolerate this. Eggs are reserved for his brothers, sisters-in-law, and nephews, and he gets none? Fine, he'll kill a chicken himself for food. Grain is hidden away from him? No problem, a single strike from an axe breaks open the granary door. Threatened with accusations of filial impiety? Great, he’ll grab a knife and storm the county office, letting the magistrate arrest the whole family of rebels. Jiang Zhen tames his family and becomes the village overlord, then sets his sights on the robust but "ugly" dual gender individual in the village who can't get married.Future father-in-law: "That ominous star has been lurking near our house lately. Is he planning to rob us?"Future mother-in-law: "What should we do? Jinge definitely can't beat him!"Zhao Jinge's face flushes... Dad, that wild rabbit I brought home today was from him...

Before marriage, Ji Yunxin sat on the sofa, adopting a negotiating stance: "Miss Jian, I can agree to anything except marriage." Jian Yan glanced at the person she had loved for years, lowered her head, and said, "I only want to marry you." Ji Yunxin thought for a few minutes, then signed her name on the marriage agreement. Three years later, their cold, formal marriage remained unchanged. After returning from a trip, Jian Yan finally made up her mind to set Ji Yunxin free. She went to her with divorce papers—Ji Yunxin signed within minutes. After the divorce, Jian Yan thrived in the entertainment industry—eating well, sleeping well, glowing with better opportunities. The only problem? She discovered she was pregnant. The child was still Ji Yunxin’s.

My nation thrives, my general commands armies like a god, my... my general has rebelled again!? Shang Yinyu refuses to accept it. As I see myself as a wise and just ruler, and in this life, I have not wronged the general in the slightest—so why has Qiao Beiji betrayed me?! Beiji, Beiji—I bestowed this name upon you, entrusted you with military power, yet you still covet my imperial body?!! General Qiao Beiji was once Royal Shadow Guard Commander Nineteen, the emperor's personal servant. His master gave him a name, pulling him from the shadows into the light. His master granted him military authority, transforming him from a shadow guard into a national guardian general commanding a million soldiers. But he does not wish to be a general or lead armies— He only longs to return to his master's side, to be touched and caressed by his master's hand, to hear his master call him 'Nineteen' once more. Qiao Beiji draws his sword, gaze filled with sorrow. *"Does Master not trust Nineteen?"Shang Yinyu, horrified, shouts: "General! Put the sword down—I'll bed you!"Reborn, Cowardly Emperor Top × Humble, Devoted General (Shadow Guard) Bottom

Five years ago, the Qiankun Secret Realm opened, and various sects of the cultivation world sent their finest young disciples for training. Five years later, when the secret realm closed, everyone returned—except the former young sect master and current leader of the Ice Profound Sect, Mu Lingchen, now had an adorable daughter by his side. His own flesh and blood. Speculations ran wild about which fairy could have possibly moved the impassive Sect Master Mu to forsake his ascetic ways—and who would dare abandon both him and their child afterward. Mu Lingchen remained tight-lipped on the matter. In this relatively peaceful cultivation world, where deadly conflicts with demons and monsters were scarce, cultivators found solace in gossip and matchmaking. Many were astonished to discover that Sect Master Mu, too, was a man of earthly desires, and matchmakers flocked to him. Xu Qingxiu, a young hero from the Cloud Valley Immortal Sect, heard the news with deep concern and monitored the situation closely— *“If Mu Lingchen marries, will his new wife accept his daughter? What if she feels neglected and unloved? My master always said, ‘A stepmother means a stepfather’—what should I do? I have no experience handling this, and I’m too afraid to ask for advice…”* Compared to this, mastering the Thousand Mountains Sword Art seemed ridiculously simple. —————— Originally wanted to title it *“Divorce, Cultivation-Style,”* but then remembered they never even got married—how could they divorce? The initial title was *“The Ice-Cold Sect Leader Falls for Me”* :)—turns out names like these are easier to come up with. I’m really leaning into these cheesy, sensational tropes now QAQ .