Does the Imperial Exam Come with a Husband?
Chang Bi Zi Gou
Zhao Baozhu is a promising young man from a remote mountain village. As the first scholar from Zhao Village in centuries to pass the provincial exams, the entire impoverished village pooled their resources to send him to the capital for the imperial exams, hoping he would rise to prominence and return gloriously one day. However, because Zhao Village was tucked deep in the rugged mountains of Shu, it took Zhao Baozhu three months just to leave the region. By the time he finally arrived, the bustling capital was already packed with scholars from all over. Stranded and alone, Zhao Baozhu wandered east and west, lugging his bundles, but couldn’t find a single inn with vacancies. Starving and weak, he stumbled upon a hidden alleyway with a grand vermilion gate. Summoning his last ounce of strength, he knocked—only to crash directly into a richly dressed young nobleman with striking features who emerged from inside. Dizzy with hunger, Zhao Baozhu blurted, “Innkeeper, please spare a bite to eat!” before collapsing. Ye Jinghua, son of the current chancellor: “…?” · When Ye Jinghua first met Zhao Baozhu, his strongest impression was of the hardships faced by ordinary people. The Ye family was illustrious, hailing from Gusu’s elite circles since the previous dynasty, with countless clamoring to serve them. As the chancellor’s son, Ye Jinghua belonged to the most distinguished branch, and the family gates outside Shenwu Gate were perpetually crowded with those seeking favor. Preferring quiet, Ye Jinghua chose a secluded residence to prepare undisturbed for the palace exams—yet somehow, someone still found him. Looking at the ragged boy clutching his robes, fainted on the ground like a refugee beggar from the south, Ye Jinghua felt a rare pang of sympathy. This scruffy little thing looks harmless enough, he thought. Who knows what cruelties he’d face out there? Why not take him in as a servant? The Ye family could easily afford another mouth to feed. And so, the misunderstanding took root. When Zhao Baozhu awoke the next day, he assumed he’d encountered a wealthy philanthropist—this “innkeeper” was not only handsome but incredibly kind, feeding and clothing him without charge, merely asking him to handle minor chores and assist with writing tasks. At month’s end, he even gave Zhao Baozhu money! Horrified, Zhao Baozhu pushed the silver away: “T-this isn’t right! A nobleman’s wealth should be earned honorably.” “Where’d you learn that phrase?” Ye Jinghua arched a brow, chucking in extra coins. “Buy yourself some sweets.” He mused that this clever child might even be worth educating someday. Then, on the eve of the metropolitan exams, Ye Jinghua set off fully prepared—only to stop baffled at the exam gates when Zhao Baozhu followed him inside: “Baozhu, what are you doing?” Zhao Baozhu blinked innocently. “Huh? I’m here to take the exams too.” Ye Jinghua: “…??!!” · At the palace exams, fortunes diverged. Unsurprisingly, Ye Jinghua claimed first place. But when he tried confronting Zhao Baozhu afterward, he learned the boy had already accepted an official post—as magistrate of some backwater county. A week later, an urgent missive raced from the Ye estate to Qingzhou’s magistrate office. Magistrate Zhao, sleeves rolled up amidst paperwork, squinted at the familiar handwriting asking after his wellbeing—then burst into tears. “Young Master Ye still remembers me! So kind!” His melancholy lasted precisely one second before flinging the letter aside and hurling a teapot at a cowering local gentry’s head: “Spit out the silver you embezzled, Chen, or I’ll send you to meet your ancestors—your mother won’t even need a coffin!” As the bloodied man kowtowed frantically, one thought screamed through his mind— This was no refined scholar. This was a bandit in magistrate’s robes! Other officials warned: Qingzhou’s full of wretched peasants. Magistrate Zhao scoffed: “Wretched? Ha! Ever been to my village?” —————————— Content Notes: 1. A calculating noble prodigy top× an unlucky but stunning peasant scholar bottom 2. Top spoils bottom; bottom’s stubbornness constantly exasperates top 3. Group-adoration trope 4. Contains political intrigue 5. Bottom is rustic yet breathtaking