Xu Jiao, an author notorious for tear-jerking, melodramatic tales, has crafted countless stories where protagonists suffer endlessly—until karma caught up with her. System: *"Your content violates the Core Socialist Values. Please cooperate with the system to make revisions."* Xu Jiao: *"I’ll change! I’ll change! Was throwing me into the book really necessary?!"* Scene 1. System: *"Ahead, the heroine is being harassed by a neighbor. Intervene promptly to show her socialist warmth and love."* Xu Jiao: *"Easy! If I scare off the thugs, I’ll become her BFF in no time."* Later— System: *"Rescue successful. +1 Affection. +1 Darkening Value."* Xu Jiao: *"...Huh? Darkening?"* Scene 2. System: *"The heroine is facing harassment from her tyrant boss. Assist immediately."* Xu Jiao: *"Got it! Save her, chase off the creep, then teach her about true love—"* System: *"Rescue successful. +50 Affection. +50 Darkening Value. 'Black Lotus Route' unlocked—"* System: *"Regret to inform you: Revision failed."* As the ominously darkened heroine closes in, Xu Jiao trembles: *"Skip the updates—I NEED TO RUN!!"* Notes: 1. Heartless author × black lotus heroine. 1v1, HE. 2. Unrestrained crackfic—logic optional. 3. A redemption tale. All illogical elements are fictional roleplay; don’t take it seriously.