I Inherited a City God Temple

After his close friend died from overwork, designer Yun Wulv grows weary of the anxiety-ridden city life. He quits his job and returns to a small village, intending to start a peaceful farming life. Unexpectedly, on his very first day back, an old man enthusiastically offers him a job— "Young man, I’ve got a position with flexible hours, free meals and lodging, on-the-job training, lifelong tenure, plus two utterly adorable pets and a deluxe burial plot. Interested?" "No thanks, I just want to quietly be a little bum..." Yun Wulv reflexively declines, then pauses. "Wait… pets?" The old man beams, wrinkles creasing. "Yep! You can meet them right now!" That night, Yun Wulv is introduced to the "adorable pets"—a two-meter-tall two-headed hellhound and a floating, talking spirit lantern. "Congratulations on officially becoming the next City God!" The old man rubs his hands gleefully. "Sure, the job has risks, but don’t worry—we provide the deluxe burial plot!" Yun Wulv: "…” Just bury me now.