What If My Brother’s Goddess Has a Crush on Me

Under the tree, Xi Ning panicked as the pretty girl who’d promised to have a heart-to-heart suddenly leaned in and closed her eyes. She’d only agreed to maintain a surface-level “sisterly bond” with her useless younger brother’s crush to shut him up—so why was this fake friendship suddenly turning… citrusy? *You’ve got the wrong idea—I’m really not gay!* Kong Nianxi stared at Xi Ning’s stiff, flustered expression and laughed in frustration. Was she really playing hard-to-get at a time like this? *You’re the one who started this. If you like me, stop playing this “closeted but pretending to be straight” game.* **Q:** I have a twin brother. He’s annoyingly good-looking and popular at school, and lately he’s set his sights on our class’s famously wild stunner. He’s been nagging me to help—how do I get rid of him? **A:** Grant his wish. —*Fell for her at first sight, completely and irrevocably.*