Shi Zhe, the campus heartthrob of Y University, is tall, handsome, and exudes charm. With countless admirers, he’s famously known as the "Runaway Top from the Flower Market," cycling through boyfriends weekly in a carefree, romantic whirlwind. One day, right after breaking up with his latest boyfriend, Shi Zhe whistles at Luo Xingzhi, the equally striking heartthrob from neighboring X University, who happens to be wearing matching clothes. Flirtatiously, he quips, *"Hey, handsome, since we’re in couple outfits, why not exchange WeChat?"* Luo Xingzhi replies coolly, *"Sure."* Shi Zhe, who was just teasing: *"……???"* Later, Shi Zhe, barely able to move his aching waist, yells: *"Luo Xingzhi, can you act like a human?!"* Luo Xingzhi: *"Didn’t you say you were experienced and unshakable?"* Shi Zhe’s face gradually turns crimson as he mutters: *"I was… just bluffing."* — On the university forum, a hot thread asks: *How long will Shi Zhe and Luo Xingzhi last?* — *Based on Shi Zhe’s recent dating frequency, a week or two at most.* — *Ten days, max.* — *One’s icy, the other’s a player—zero compatibility. Five days, tops.* Yet a month, then two, then half a year passes—and they’re still together. Onlookers: *"……Where’s the playboy energy???"* Later, a GIF goes viral: The famously aloof campus heartthrob Luo Xingzhi is seen holding Shi Zhe’s hand, smiling tenderly—while Shi Zhe, the so-called notorious flirt, blushes so hard his ears seem to drip blood. Onlookers: *"???"* [Aloof, "reserved" but actually anything-but gong × Fast-talking, "experienced" but actually bashful shou]