My Scum Ex-boyfriend Struck it Rich

Although it’s said that handsome guys don’t have bad luck, Jiang Xu always felt he was incredibly unlucky. Being poor was one thing, but he was also blind.Back in high school, some dumbass pursued him for a full two years, managing to turn the straight Jiang Xu gay.The dumbass was great in all aspects—handsome, excellent grades, wouldn’t fight back when hit, wouldn’t talk back when scolded—but Jiang Xu dated him for two months before directly saying goodbye.Gu Qingzhou: Why?Jiang Xu: Because you’re poor.However, life is full of clichés.What are clichés? A cliché is when, after breaking up, you meet again on the street. He’s driving a BMW i8, and you’re pedaling a two-wheeled bicycle.Jiang Xu: Ouch, my kneecap! Ouch, my shin bone! Ouch, you’re not leaving today unless you give me a hundred and eighty thousand!The car window slowly lowered, revealing his ex’s familiar face. The other party took off his sunglasses, looked the death-feigning Jiang Xu up and down on the road, and chuckled.Gu Qingzhou’s mouth was as snarky and venomous as ever: “Jiang Xu, without me, how did you end up in such a miserable state?”Jiang Xu: …Great. Back then, he had successfully missed out on a low-key second-generation rich kid.(Scoundrel gong x venomous tsundere shou)One-sentence summary: Running into an ex isn’t scary; whoever’s poorer is the one who’s embarrassed.