Faking Amnesia, I Drew My Ex Back

Xia Fengsheng is an overworked graduate student exploited by a toxic advisor, on call 24/7 and gradually molded into a "007" workhorse—juggling research projects while mentoring juniors. Overwhelmed by the endless stream of messages on his phone, he decides to drown it in the toilet. But on the way, he tumbles down the stairs and wakes up in the hospital with a concussion. The doctor asks if he remembers anything. Facing his advisor and juniors’ concerned faces, Xia Fengsheng replies, "Don’t remember a thing~" He’s lost his memory—or rather, he’s *pretending* to, even posting on a confession wall to ensure *the whole world* knows he’s amnesiac. The next day, a knock comes at his dorm door. There stands Shi Ye, his ex from seven years ago. Shi Ye: "Heard you lost your memory. I’m your boyfriend." "..." Seven years ago, Xia Fengsheng coldly dumped Shi Ye after the latter lost a leg in a car accident. Back then, a teenaged Shi Ye, on crutches, collapsed in the snow, watching Xia Fengsheng sprint away. Gnashing his teeth, he howled: "Xia Fengsheng, you’d *better* not let me catch you again—or I’ll f*ck you so hard you’ll spend a month in the proctology ward!!!" Now, eyeing the bag of condoms in his ex’s hand, Xia Fengsheng feels his backdoor clench. ...Specialist appointment, *stat*! --- Shi Ye was born with everything: a wealthy father, a doting mother, a thriving family business, and the privilege of being the youngest. Since birth, his only option in life was indulgence. Until he fell for Xia Fengsheng—only to be dumped over *which foot* he stepped in with first. Xia Fengsheng: "We’re done. I hate people who lead with their right foot." Shi Ye (with his left foot in a cast): "..." Reunited, he’s determined to give Xia Fengsheng a taste of his own medicine. For six months, Shi Ye forces himself to play along. "I’m bored. Let’s break up." "Honestly, you’re not even attractive to me." "I only pitied you. Didn’t think you’d actually fall for it." Xia Fengsheng instantly replies: "K." Shi Ye: "..." "...Lost a dare had to send that to my top chat." "Saw it? Not actually breaking up." "Phone dead? Why no reply?" "Today I led with my left foot."