Song Pu transmigrated into a historical dogblood romance novel, becoming a minor cannon fodder character beside the villainous tyrannical emperor. In the original story, this minor character would be framed for assaulting a palace concubine and torn apart by five horses by the tyrannical emperor, left to dry on the city walls. To save his life, Song Pu lavishes the emperor with endless flattery, determined to become his most trusted subordinate—— "Your Majesty’s martial prowess is unparalleled, hitting every target with unerring accuracy—I admire you from the bottom of my heart!" "Your Majesty is a true dragon among men, Heaven’s chosen, second to none—serving you is a blessing earned over lifetimes!" "Your Majesty touched my hand—I’ll never wash it again!" "The treasures Your Majesty bestows upon me are no ordinary treasures! They embody Your Majesty’s boundless affection—I shall pass them down as heirlooms for generations!" ……… "Your Majesty…" What the—?! The emperor drags him onto the imperial bed and smiles delightedly. "You are permitted to speak more sweet words for me." Song Pu: "…mmp, fuck your mother ok?" Emperor: "What does that mean?" "Like silkworms spinning silk till death, candles weeping wax until their final light!" * Reading Guide: 1. Bottom-focused. Aesthetic, pain-sensitive bottom who showers rainbow farts in public but curses inwardly x a narcissistic, mercurial, overpowered top with tyrannical tendencies. 2. Sweet romance-focused fluff. No angst. One dares to flatter, the other dares to believe—a match made in heaven! 3. Both top and bottom have no romantic history except for each other. No mpreg. 4. Author’s writing isn’t refined. Fictional dynasty—avoid if you’re a stickler for historical accuracy!