Actor Ling Qing transmigrated into an early clichéd dog-blooded abuse novel as the pitiful bottom, destined to endure misunderstandings, breakups, pregnancies, and miscarriages with the scumbag top Yu Chen before they could reconcile. Ling Qing: ...Plenty of fish in the sea—ditching this scumbag sounds great! Ling Qing decided: once the divorce terms were settled, he’d leave. Yu Chen came from a wealthy family, was devastatingly handsome, and had countless admirers vying just for his glance. Yet, he married Ling Qing, who had nothing going for him besides his looks. “True love?” a friend teased. Yu Chen scoffed, “Are you kidding? With him? If I touch him, I’m a dog.” Ling Qing rejoiced: Perfect! Divorce should be easy then~ But days passed, and Yu Chen refused to sign the papers. Months later— Returning from filming, Ling Qing overheard Yu Chen ranting to a friend: “Why does that actor keep staring at Ling Qing? F*ck, does he like him? Overestimating himself—who does he think he is?” Friend: “He’s not worthy, but you are?” Yu Chen: “Obviously. He’s my wife—we’re a match made in heaven!” Ling Qing: ??? Didn’t you say something VERY different at first? * Before Yu Chen and Ling Qing married— Everyone: Poor Yu Chen—Ling Qing is way out of his league! After— Yu Chen’s cousin: Ever since my sister-in-law came along, I’ve been cruising through games. Yu Chen’s niece: Thanks to sis-in-law for exposing my ex’s scummy ways. Yu Chen’s friend: Our company’s profits skyrocketed after sis-in-law debuted in acting. Directors: Not working with Ling Qing is my life’s biggest regret. Other admirers: What’s so great about Yu Chen? Qingqing, *I’m* your best choice. Yu Chen: ... Yu Chen tightens his grip on his wife: Piss off! #Why does everyone covet my wife? We’re clearly soulmates!# [Extra] Friend: “Who was it again that said, ‘If I touch him, I’m a dog’?” Yu Chen: “Still happier than you single dogs!” Singles: …We might not be human, but you’re truly a dog. Yu Chen: Hah! With my wife in my arms, who cares?